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service4cops · 2 years ago
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Behind: "Hey, check out number 27."
Front: "Yeah, none of the above!"
In case you're wondering, the question was:
"When using the departmental copsucker, you must:
a) Ask before releasing in his mouth;
b) Give a 2 second warning;
c) Pull out;
d) None of the above.
They ALL got that question right!
Yep, they don't ask, they don't warn, and they sure as hell don't pull out! And why would they? These boys have enough to deal with without having to worry about when and where they're gonna dump their loads. They just point and shoot, and you swallow when they do. It's one of the many perks of their job.
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slormp · 2 months ago
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Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too
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drumlincountry · 2 months ago
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
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necronatural · 11 months ago
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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.
Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)
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adam-scott · 7 months ago
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ROMEO + JULIET (1996) + IMDb Trivia
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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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malwarechips · 1 year ago
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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tidiestpegasus · 9 days ago
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behind the scenes
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teaboot · 1 year ago
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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REBLOG POSTS❗❗ COMMENT ON FICS❗❗COMPLIMENT FANART ❗❗LEAVE LITTLE NOTES IN THE TAGS❗❗ BOOKMARK FICS YOU LIKE❗❗ TELL AUTHORS WHAT YOU LIKED ABOUT THEIR FICS❗❗COMMENT ON DECADE OLD FICS ❗❗ADD YOUR OWN ANALYSIS IN LONG POSTS❗❗ENGAGE❗❗ INTERACT❗❗ BUILD A COMMUNITY ❗❗
While people don't work for engagement, it certainly doesn't do any harm..
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ghlagatindotcom · 4 months ago
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Mahama's Nkokɔ Nketenkete Project to Bring Direct Cash to Ghanaians - Kwame A-Plus.
Kwame Asare Obeng recently stated in Parliament that President Mahama’s Nkokɔ Nketenkete project will provide direct financial benefits to ordinary Ghanaians. This initiative is part of Mahama’s broader plan to revitalize the economy and improve the lives of citizens. President Mahama has outlined a bold 120-day plan to address Ghana’s pressing challenges, focusing on economic recovery, tax…
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clearlydusty · 6 months ago
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Made some happy mouthwashing fanart, all credit for the images go to @joetastic2739, thank you joetastic for feeding me and everyone else in the MW community <3
Also click for much better quality cuz this looks TRASH now that I’m seeing it again
(close ups and links to joetastics posts below !! )
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Anya Steam awards , Anya admiring herself
Daisuke's Daisuke Dance , Daisuke as Yosuke
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lyrics365 · 4 months ago
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I will get you neol sarojabeulge seolleineun maeumeul jom jinjeonghae jullae? I will miss you neoui maeumsogen illeongineun pado wiui Saling boat jjaekkakjjaekkak sigana deo gidaryeo jullae? neon molla i gibun sangsang mothal i gibun jeo meolliseodo keuge deullin i sorineun Oh you I know it Someday you will come, I say I loving to you baby Someone like you to be late ja jumbineun jigeumbuteo…
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shmlnbstrcnd · 5 months ago
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The concept of Kier's """twin""" is so interesting when paralleled with Severance. Kier jerked off in the forest and was ashamed of it, so he made up a fake brother to blame the act on. Someone else to take the blame and get punished. It was him who jerked off, not me. He was the sinner, not me. So Dieter got punished, not Kier. The Innies really are just the Outies' punching bags to take the punishments, and bear the consequences of whatever their Outies do. Mark drinking all day and leaving Mark S to deal with the hangovers. Gabriella wanting kids, but leaving Gabby to bear the pregnancy and childbirth. Severed workers not wanting to work, so their Innies have to do it.
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crookedtines · 11 months ago
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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.
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These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.
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And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.
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