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service4cops · 11 months
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Behind: "Hey, check out number 27."
Front: "Yeah, none of the above!"
In case you're wondering, the question was:
"When using the departmental copsucker, you must:
a) Ask before releasing in his mouth;
b) Give a 2 second warning;
c) Pull out;
d) None of the above.
They ALL got that question right!
Yep, they don't ask, they don't warn, and they sure as hell don't pull out! And why would they? These boys have enough to deal with without having to worry about when and where they're gonna dump their loads. They just point and shoot, and you swallow when they do. It's one of the many perks of their job.
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kpoptimeout · 2 years
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K-Pop Debuts and Comebacks for the First Week of March (Feb 27-Mar 5 2023)
Feb 27
HWANG MIN HYUN - Hidden Side
NU'EST Minhyun debuts solo in this sexy and confident performance!
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Kim Hyun Joong - MY SUN
Veteran idol Kim Hyun Joong sings about fleeting youth in this meaningful track.
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Feb 28
KIM KI TAE - Still I miss you
Singer-songwriter Kim Ki Tae drops another heartwrenching ballad!
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Mar 1
Jeong Hyo Bean - I'm not alone
Soloist Jeong Hyo Bean brings 90s-style K-pop youthful energy in this comeback!
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Mar 2
A-plus - Candelight
Howon University's K-pop major students form A-plus, the next student-produced group AZER, joins the music scene with this refreshing track!
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Kwon Jin Ah - Raise Up The Flag
Talented soloist Kwon Jin Ah shows your rock vocals in this powerful track!
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OnlyOneOf - seOul drift
Underrated boy band OnlyOneOf goes cyberpunk as a group after many excellent solo releases!
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Mar 3
j-hope - on the street ft. J. Cole
BTS' talented dancer and rapper j-hope returns solo on this collaboration with one of the best lyrical rappers currently in the game!
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Mar 4
Buzz - The Love
Early 2000s popular pop rock band BUZZ is back with another future karaoke-favourite!
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YONG JUN HYUNG - POST IT
Yong Jun Hyung brings back his original sound in this early 2010s-esque K-pop piece.
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Mar 5
No releases.
What is your favourite song from this week?
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necronatural · 2 months
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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.
Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)
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malwarechips · 5 months
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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teaboot · 8 months
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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ponpasta · 2 months
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i love sibling dynamic sm makes me sick
lineart bc i think its cute
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manny-jacinto · 1 year
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legend 🙌
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sandinmybed · 5 months
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls
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cracklewink · 6 months
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My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol
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mr-malumm · 7 months
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Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺
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fourtwentybuds · 26 days
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🔥🔥🔥
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Learn your history!!!!
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lovertm · 4 months
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back tattoo by tattedbysyd
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seren-dipitous-art · 2 months
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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.
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Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.
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kedreeva · 8 months
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There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.
Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.
and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."
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curioscurio · 3 months
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This is one of my favorite examples of Ryoko Kui understanding different body type needs and functions on a completely higher level than anyone else in the field right now.
When you have more fat distribution around your center and stomach, the way your body folds on itself makes it incredibly difficult to sit against a wall with your head resting on your knees like that! In fact, for someone like me, it takes active effort and strength to hold that pose. My body can not rest in a pose like that because it is uncomfortable to my body type!
On the other hand, one of the first things I notice when i lose a lot of weight is that I can sit with my knees pulled way closer than usual to my chest without strain or pain. It's a pretty noticeable difference!
It's such a small detail, but so specific that I immediately had to get up and see for myself how I felt sitting in that position. I can do it and it's for sure possible, but it's mostly uncomfortable and has never been my go to pose after collapsing from running.
It's only one line, but it would go right over the heads of people who have only ever been thin or straight sized their whole life. Ryoko Kui nobody else is on your level doing it like you, and us plus size and fat fans see every single step you've taken to properly and respectfully represent our bodies!! Thank you!!
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