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airflowheatingandac ¡ 3 months ago
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How Proper Airflow Helps Prevent Frozen Evaporator Coils and Costly Repairs
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One of the most common issues homeowners face with their air conditioning system is a frozen evaporator coil. This problem can lead to reduced cooling efficiency, increased energy costs, and even system failure if not addressed in time. Proper airflow plays a critical role in preventing coil freezing and ensuring your air conditioning system operates efficiently. Understanding how airflow impacts your AC unit and knowing the best air conditioning repair strategies can help you avoid costly repairs and maintain optimal performance.
The Role of Airflow in Preventing Evaporator Coil Freezing
Airflow is essential for maintaining the right temperature and moisture balance in your air conditioning system. When airflow is restricted, the evaporator coil cannot absorb enough heat, causing condensation to freeze and leading to ice buildup. Several factors contribute to airflow issues, including:
Clogged Air Filters: A dirty air filter blocks airflow, making it harder for warm air to reach the evaporator coil.
Blocked Vents and Registers: Furniture or other obstructions covering vents can disrupt circulation, leading to uneven cooling and frozen coils.
Ductwork Issues: Leaks, blockages, or poorly designed ducts can limit airflow, reducing the system’s efficiency.
Malfunctioning Blower Fan: If the blower fan isn’t working correctly, it won’t push enough air over the coil to prevent freezing.
Improperly Sized AC Unit: An oversized or undersized air conditioning system can lead to short cycling or inadequate dehumidification, both of which contribute to coil freezing.
Signs That Poor Airflow Is Causing Your Evaporator Coil to Freeze
Recognizing the symptoms of inadequate airflow can help you take quick action to prevent a frozen coil. Some common signs include:
Weak airflow from vents
Ice forming on the evaporator coil or refrigerant lines
Water leaks from the indoor unit due to melting ice
Warm air blowing from the AC despite the system running
Unusual noises coming from the blower or ducts
If you notice any of these issues, an air conditioning repair service is necessary to diagnose and fix the problem before it worsens.
Effective Solutions to Improve Airflow and Prevent Frozen Coils
Addressing airflow problems can help prevent evaporator coil freezing and extend the lifespan of your air conditioning system. Here are some essential air conditioning repair and maintenance steps to take:
1. Replace Air Filters Regularly Dirty air filters restrict airflow and should be replaced every one to three months to keep your system running efficiently.
2. Keep Vents and Registers Clear Ensure that furniture, curtains, or other objects are not blocking air vents to allow unrestricted airflow throughout your home.
3. Inspect and Seal Ductwork Leaks in ductwork can reduce airflow and force your AC unit to work harder. Sealing leaks and cleaning ducts improve efficiency and cooling performance.
4. Check the Blower Motor A malfunctioning blower motor can prevent proper airflow, leading to frozen coils. A professional air conditioning repair technician can assess and repair or replace a faulty motor.
5. Adjust Fan Speed Settings If your fan speed is set too low, it may not push enough air over the evaporator coil. Increasing the fan speed can help maintain proper heat exchange and prevent ice buildup.
6. Schedule Routine AC Maintenance Regular HVAC inspections ensure that all components, including the evaporator coil, refrigerant levels, and airflow, are functioning optimally. Preventative maintenance helps detect and fix minor issues before they lead to major breakdowns.
7. Ensure Proper AC Unit Sizing If your AC system is too large, it may cool your home too quickly without removing enough humidity, leading to coil freezing. An undersized system, on the other hand, may struggle to maintain adequate airflow. A professional evaluation can determine if your unit is the right size for your home.
Preventative Maintenance to Keep Your AC Running Smoothly
The best way to avoid air conditioning repair costs associated with frozen coils is to maintain consistent airflow through routine care. Simple steps such as replacing filters, keeping vents unblocked, and scheduling professional maintenance can make a significant difference in your system’s longevity and performance.
If your air conditioner continues to struggle with airflow-related freezing, consulting an experienced air conditioning repair technician is the best course of action. Addressing these problems promptly not only
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braesideautorepair ¡ 10 months ago
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specialagentlokitty ¡ 5 months ago
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141 x teen!reader - skill set
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Could you do a teen!reader × Task Force 141 where they were tasked to find a hacker that hacked their base and they found that it was the teen!reader? - Anon💜
For a hacker 141 we’re expecting them to be a bit more hidden, but a high school in a smallish town?
That wasn’t what they were expecting.
“I’ll admit it’s a good cover…” soap mumbled into his comms.
Everybody had split up when they reached the school, Lawsell was back at base tracking the connection and the task force were hoping to surround the hacker.
“Don’t forget this bastard is responsible for shutting down base.” Ghost replied.
“Well yeah, there is that.” Soap shrugged.
“Soap’s right though, the whole world to hide and they chose a small town high school? Clever.” Gaz mused.
Soap grinned at someone agreeing with him and Price and Ghost rolled their eyes.
They were discreetly checking all the classrooms through the doors before moving on, occasionally stepping aside as a student or another teacher passed by.
“Got anything?” Price whispered into his comms.
Laswell was quiet for a moment before she finally replied.
“You’re closer to the signal, down the hallway second room on the left.”
“Right, everybody on my location.”
Price quickly and quietly makes his way over to the door, Gaz was next with Soap and ghost not that far behind.
They all shared a look before nodding and Gaz quietly looked through the window in the door.
“Just one person, what looks to be a student…” he whispers.
“That cant be right… a student?” Soap whispers back.
“Laswell as you sure this is the right room?” Ghost asks.
“It’s where the signal is coming from.” She replies.
The four men share another look before slowly entering the room.
The creak of the door gave them away and you immediately looked up from the computer you were on, studying them for a moment, their faces, ghosts mask, their vests.
“Step away from the computer now.” Price warns.
Though his tone was sterns and left no room for argument, it was a little soften than if he was dealing with an adult.
They quickly surround the computer and Soap places his hands on the back of your chair, wheeling it away so Gaz and Ghost can inspect the computer you were on.
“Alright kid, what’s your name?” Soap asks.
“Uh… (Y/N).”
Soap nodded a little while Price walked off to speak to Laswell and possibly the principal.
“Am I in trouble…?”
“Well that depends on what we find, you like hacking things kid?” Ghost asks.
They didn’t need an answer because the sheepish apologetic look on your face told them all they needed to know.
Ghost crossed his arms over his chest, leaning back against the desk behind him as he looked over at you.
“How did you hack into our systems?” He asks.
His tone was no nonsense, he wanted to get straight to the point and know why you were messing with the base because it shouldn’t have been possible.
“I uh… I wasn’t trying to get your base I swear… I was hoping if I patched it up and fixed it fast enough no one would notice…” you mumbled.
“So if not the base then where?” Gaz said.
“I didn’t really have anything in mind I was just messing around…”
“Just messing around and managed to send our whole base into shutdown.” Ghost grumbled.
Before anyone else could say anything else Price came back and he gestured for to stand up.
“Let’s go kiddo, you’re going to fix the mess you created.”
You quickly nod, following behind him, the other three walking behind you.
The ride to their base was filled with them asking you the standard questions, your full name, age, family, where you learnt what you knew.
When they finally got you to the base you were guided to a room with a computer and a woman standing next to it and she gestures to it.
“Go ahead.”
Nervously you glance at the other four.
They all give you nods confirming that that’s what they wanted you to do so you immediately got to work.
They watched on a higher screen, watching as you typed in code after code to reverse what you had done by accident while whispering to themselves.
“They’re skilled…” Laswell whispered.
Price nodded his head in agreement.
“If a high school student managed to get in I’m sure a professional would have no trouble…” he mumbled back.
“Maybe the kid can make a better firewall or something?” Soap asked.
They all shared a look, it wasn’t a bad idea.
The five turned back to the screen and thought about what they were going to do about you, you were going to quickly become the most sought out person if people knew how skilled you were at coding and hacking.
They were going to have to make sure to keep a close eye on you and if possible recruit you to join their team because with your skill set their lives would be a lot easier
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dreamwritesimagines ¡ 11 months ago
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The Eye of the Hurricane [24] - Journals
A.N: Thank you so much for your wonderful feedback, you made my day! ❤️I hope you’ll like this chapter as well, and please don’t forget to tell me what you think! ❤️
Summary: Couples can have different opinions on many things.
Word Count: 2400
Pairing: MobBoss!Bucky Barnes x Reader
Warnings: Violence, guns, crime, blood, explicit language, dysfunctional relationship, mentions of sex, there's a fur coat line. This is an AU, friendly reminder that I don’t condone any of the actions depicted on this story and please read with care.
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Alright.
Keeping a sex journal while you weren’t currently having sex was going to be challenging but you couldn’t let it stop you.
It was homework, and there was a reason why you had been such a perfect student back at school.
You sipped your coffee before putting it back on the kitchen island, then grabbed the paper bag to turn it over, the contents spilling onto the island, making you let out a happy noise. Stationery shopping always made you feel excited, gathering different notebooks and papers and pens, so you were beginning to feel like you were going to ace this already.
Alpine jumped on the island to inspect the pens, then smacked one off the counter with her paw.
“Alpine!” you said. “Don’t.”
“Charm I’m—” Bucky lifted his head when he reached the bottom of the stairs, then frowned, making his way to the kitchen island. “What are those?”
“Stuff for the sex journals,” you said as you opened a notebook, then closed it and tossed it at him. He caught it mid-air and looked down at it.
“This looks better than the notepad I have.”
You made a face as you lifted Alpine off the counter, then put her on the floor.
“It’s a journal,” you told him. “She didn’t say a notepad.”
“Can I borrow a pen?”
“No!” you said quickly, grabbing the multiple pens on the island. “Get your own, these are mine.”
“There are like one hundred pens here and you’re telling me—wait a second, did you get glitter pens?”
“Yeah,” you said and Bucky approached the counter, tilting his head.
“Are those stickers?”
“Mm hm,” you said as you started sorting them through color and Bucky blinked a couple of times.
“Why do you have stickers?”
“As a rating system,” you said. “I mean the journal will be detailed and whatever but I think using stars stickers for it will be useful.”
“You’ll give our sex life star ratings?” he asked as he took one of the tiny sticker sheets into his hand and you nodded your head.
“Yeah. It’s important to be organized while keeping a journal, and it’ll make it easier to read. This is how I used to study for exams as well.”
“Teacher’s pet,” he teased you and you arched a brow.
“You just lost a star.”
His eyes widened. “Wait what? No I want—I want five stars!”
“Then fucking act like it.”
Bucky licked his lips.
“So how are we going to do this?” he motioned at the journal. “Make stuff up?”
“No, we’ll just have sex because it’s a part of couple’s therapy.”
His head shot up. “I take back everything bad I said about therapy—”
“Of course we’re going to make stuff up!” you snapped, trying to ignore the way your heart skipped a beat. “I’m not fucking you for some sort of homework, this is a business deal.”
He opened his mouth to retort but his phone started buzzing, making him look down at the screen before rejecting the call.
“So I copy off of yours?”
“I’m not going to do your homework for you,” you said. “We’ll do it together, tonight. Try to find your favorite fantasy today, it’ll make things easier.”
“It’ll make one thing harder.”
You let out a groan, rolling your eyes at him but that didn’t stop the smirk pulling at his lips. His phone started buzzing again and he made a face, then put it back into his pocket.
“Want to grab lunch in the afternoon?”
“No I’m meeting Becca,” you said, your whole attention back on the sheets of stickers again as you separated them and he stepped to press a kiss on top of your head.
“Tell Becca I said hi,” he said and you hummed as he walked out of the apartment. You could feel your cheeks burning but you frowned at yourself and Alpine jumped back on the counter, meowing at you.
“Your father is just…” you trailed off and held one of the pens so that she could smack it. “Something tells me he used to be a bad student.”
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“So yeah, my boss has been kicking my ass,” Leila said before taking a sip of her coffee and you tilted your head, stealing a look at Becca.
“And you’re letting that happen?”
“I told you!” Becca said, motioning at you and Leila let out a laugh.
“Unbelievable, both of you.”
“It’s a problem and the solution is very clear,” you said and Becca nodded.
“Exactly!”
“We’re not intimidating my boss.”
“It’s not intimidating,” Becca said. “Just…you know, a gently nudge to not push you so hard.”
“I offered Ethan the same thing,” you said. “He refused.”
“I wonder why,” Leila said and Becca heaved a sigh.
“What’s he been up to?”
“He’s very busy.”
“Still in love with you?”
“He’s not in love with me, we’re friends,” you told them and sipped your drink. “Besides, don’t get off the subject. Leila—”
“The new client is a hard ass, that’s why my boss is being uncharacteristically pushy,” she said. “It’s fine, really. How about you, how’s everything with Bucky?”
“Oh our therapist gave us this homework,” you said. “Sex journals.”
Becca shot you a puzzled look but couldn’t say anything with Leila right there so you only shook your head slightly as Leila let out a laugh.
“Do you want me to cover your ears, Bec?”
“Yeah!” she said after a beat. “Yeah no I don’t um—I don’t want to know anything about my brother’s sex life, I’ll just pretend you guys only hold hands in bed.”
“Aw sweetheart…” Leila said, patting her hand and you gave her a grin, then bit into your muffin.
“Listen, it’s just—” you started, then got distracted when you saw Ryan walk into the café. He made his way straight to the counter, clearly not having seen you or the girls, then gave his order to the barista before stepping sideways so that he could wait.
“I’ll be right back,” you told Becca and Leila, then stood up from your chair to approach him.
“Fancy seeing you here,” you said, making him turn around and he immediately straightened his back even more as if you were his commander.
“Ma’am.”
“How are you?” you asked and he gave you a faint, hesitant smile.
“I’m alright ma’am, how about you?”
“I’m good,” you said. “I haven’t had the chance to talk to you since that night at the club. Thank you, again.”
“I didn’t do anything ma’am,” he said. “I’m glad you disarmed him before he could hurt you or Mr. Barnes.”
You nodded your head.
“You know how amateurs are,” you said with a wave of your hand and he swallowed, his eyes darting over your face.
“And um…” he cleared his throat. “Are you alright, ma’am?”
“It wasn’t the first time I kicked someone’s ass—”
“No I mean,” he paused for a moment. “After the dinner?”
Ah.
The dinner your father had named Ian his heir.
Considering how happy Ian was about it and how Ryan was his right arm, you would have thought he would be very happy, perhaps just asking you to pretend to be polite but nothing in his eyes signaled insincerity. You pulled your brows together in confusion and he licked his lips.
“My apologies, it wasn’t my place—”
“No no,” you stopped him before he could finish his sentence and offered him a small smile. “No I was just surprised, that’s all. No one from my dad’s side asked me if I was alright after that dinner, so…”
He nodded his head, looking down at his boots and you took a deep breath.
“I’m fine,” you said. “And I really appreciate you asking that, it’s very nice of you. Thank you.”
His head shot up when the barista called out his name and put the coffee on the counter, and he grabbed it.
“Anyway, I shouldn’t keep you long,” you said with a smile. “Have a nice day, Ryan.”
“You too ma’am,” he said gruffly and walked out of the café while you returned to the table, Leila and Becca both watching you.
“He looks like freaking Hercules,” Leila commented and Becca let out a laugh.
“I’ll never understand why he is working for Ian.”
“Me neither,” you said with a sigh. “Anyway, what were we talking about?”
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By the time Bucky got home, it was past dinner time.
“I’m so sorry, this fucking meeting—” he said as he walked into the apartment, making you look over your shoulder from the couch. “Isn’t it weird we can’t kill people over zoom meetings?”
“I’m sure technology will get there some day,” you pointed out, sipping your wine. “I ordered sushi, it’s on the counter.”
“Awesome,” he said, getting rid of his jacket to throw it over the chair and you tried not to stare at his white button up fitting perfectly to his muscular body, then licked your lips. He pulled a chair to sit by the kitchen island and reached out to grab your journal.
“Did you write anything?”
“Nah, I was waiting for you,” you said and muted the TV, then grabbed your wine glass to make your way to him. You sat down as well, then pulled the sticker sheets and pens to yourself from the other side of the counter, taking the journal from him as well. He took chopsticks into his hand and dug into the sushi while you opened the journal, then fixed your hair.
“So?”
“Hm?”
“What is your sexual fantasy?”
Bucky chewed his bite before swallowing it, then pointed at you with the chopsticks.
“You know, when I imagined you asking me this question you weren’t wearing anything and my mouth was busy with something else.”
You tried to ignore the way your stomach did a pleasant flip, then narrowed your eyes at him.
“Bucky.”
“Why don’t you tell me your fantasies first?”
“I’m not going to tell you anything.”
“Why not?” he asked. “Aside from the obvious medieval knight thing—”
“That’s not my fantasy—you know what?” you said, grabbing your phone. “I’ll just google it and then we can decide.”
“…You’ll google sexual fantasies?” he asked with a grin on his lips. “You actually need to google it? Aw, have I ever told you how adorable you are?”
“Bucky, I’m warning you.”
“Missionary doesn’t count as a fantasy so I’m guessing yours isn’t gonna be there.”
“First of all, there’s nothing wrong with missionary, don’t blame me if you have too many issues to be able to look your partner in the eye while fucking them—”
“Whatever you say, pillow princess.”
“And I’m giving you three stars, how about that?”
He pulled his brows together, swallowing his bite in a hurry. “No!”
“Yes.”
“Absolutely not, we don’t know if we can trust the therapist or if she’s working for someone else.”
“I feel like if she was working for someone else, we’d have other problems than her thinking you’re not good in bed.”
“That’d be the biggest problem for me,” he said, his voice completely serious. “I can deal with people trying to kill me, but they can’t think my wife gives me three stars.”
 You rolled your eyes.
“Unbelievable,” you said. “Fine, I’ll give five stars to the fantasy thing but I’ll write I faked it the second time we had sex this week.”
“Absolutely not.”
“I’m not giving you five stars all the time Bucky, she’s going to know we’re lying.”
“No, none of my girlfriends have ever faked that shit, my wife sure as fuck won’t.”
You blinked a couple of times before tilting your head, a small smile pulling at your lips.
“Aw, I forget how naïve men can be about this,” you said. “Have I ever told you how adorable you are?”
He narrowed his eyes. “None of my girlfriends—”
“That’s what you think.”
“No, I know they didn’t.”
You pursed your lips, trying to keep your expression straight. “Really? And how do you know that?”
“One can tell.”
“Not really.”
“I’m not talking about porn screams all the time,” he insisted. “You can just…feel it.”
You raised your brows, smirking at him and he frowned slightly.
“Bullshit,” he said after a beat. “You can’t fake that.”
You dragged the tip of your tongue over your teeth, now grinning wide but before he could say anything else, someone knocked on the door, making both of you turn your heads. Bucky checked his wristwatch, his frown getting deeper and he pulled his gun out of his waistband, then made his way to the door with you following him. He looked through the peephole, then put his gun back into his waistband and opened it to reveal one of his bodyguards that you had met back at the club; Hannah.
“Hi Hannah!” you said, waving at her and she smiled at you.
“Mrs. Barnes,” she greeted you and turned to Bucky. “Mr. Barnes, I’m sorry to disturb you at this hour but we figured you’d want to know. There has been an attack to the Wilson territory.”
Your jaw dropped and you covered your mouth while Bucky’s shoulders tensed up.
“Sarah—?” you started, your heart beating painfully against your chest but thankfully Hannah cut you off.
“Everyone in the Wilson family is alright ma’am,” she said, making you let out a relieved breath. “It wasn’t an attack to any of their houses, just the territory.”
Bucky’s voice was stern when he spoke: “Where?”
 “One of the bars,” Hannah said. “A couple of his men got hurt, so did some civilians.”
“HYDRA,” you murmured, your jaw clenching. “Fuck.”
“Is Paul around?”
“Yes sir, he’s downstairs.”
“Okay, I’ll be right there,” Bucky said and closed the door, then turned to you but you had already turned around to make your way to the coffee table to get your gun.
“Charm, you should stay here,” Bucky said, making you look over your shoulder. “It could be dangerous.”
You arched a brow, then grabbed the fur coat on the rack to throw it over the mini silk dress you were wearing.
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” you asked him as you pushed the gun into your handbag, then walked past him. “Let’s go.”
Bucky threw his head back and grabbed one of the car keys off the key hook, then followed you out of the apartment.
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moonlight-tmd ¡ 3 months ago
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So i headcanon that Bee used to be a bartender and knows how to make alcoholic drinks and whatnot. I also headcanon Optimus likes to bake in his spare time.
I can imagine them having a dedicated time to cook together, Optimus making all sorts of tasty dishes while Bee takes care of dressings, fillings and anything in liquid form that needs to go along with the dish. They have Cooking Tuesdays where they both just cook together from the morning and wake up everyone to have a nice breakfast together. This is one of the only times where Bee and Op get along without any troubles, they're just enjoying their hobbies together.
I can imagine a situation where Bee is doing something in the kitchen and asks Prowl who happened to be nearby to hand him a glass.... Optimus decided to check out the noise coming from the fuel nook and found Bee and Prowl arguing yet again. He tried to diffuse the situation but Bee didn't let it go and forced Prowl to demonstrate what he did that made the argument happen. Prowl picked up the glass from the top by the edges and handed it to Bee. Optimus just stared at him and facepalmed. Prowl thought he was right and Bee was being difficult again but he didn't expect getting a whole 5 minute explanation from Optimus of why he shouldn't grab a glass like that...
One time Bee made synthetic vapor fluid (cybertronian wine) for their first new years on earth, that's also how they discovered he used to be a bartender. Synthetic beverages are slightly weaker in effect than the processed ones from Cybertron but they're much tastier if you know how to brew them.
Knowing that Bee can brew his own high grade, Optimus decided to look into some recipes that require alcohol as ingredient. When Bee was walking by he quietly called him over and into his room. It was a bit suspicious seeing Bossbot so careful so no one will overhear but then Bee heard his request.
Around the time that the thing was brewing Ratchet decided to fix some things in the ventilation systems and was running them on all settings one by one. He was talking about the fixes when they all heard glass exploding. Bee, who just walked in, went to check it out and it wasn't ten seconds before they heard him yell in panic.
The brewing vat hidden in the storage combusted, liquid was spilling everywhere and shards of glass and ripped metal littered the floor. Bee stood there, spark feeling crushed while looking at the mess... "My brewing vat..."
"Did it combust?" Bulkhead entered the room along with the rest of the team. Optimus was by the door, feeling stressed if the reason for it was his request. "It wasn't supposed to!" Bee knelt down to inspect the crime scene, frantically looking over what was remaining and trying to understand what went wrong... "There's no way i did it wrong... I had it all calculated; conditions, pressure, time to brew- it was all-... wait a minute" He stopped, suddenly feeling something off about the area the vat stood. He put his servo out, feeling the air... it was warm. He stood up and traced the temperature to the close wall covered with cloth and put it up- there was a vent grate. He put his servo against it... "...Why is the ventilation running?" His tone cold and one could tell he was mad. All optics went on Ratchet.
"Didn't you say you were doing repairs on the AC, Ratchet?" Prowl spoke up, "Yeah you did say so earlier." Bulkhead added. Bee stood up and his his faceplate in his servos. Ratchet then knew he was the one that messed up, "Kid, I am so s-" he tried to apologise but got cut off by Bee speaking up. "Do you know... how long it toOK ME... TO BUILD THIS DAMN THING?!" Bee's tone changing from calm to enraged as he turned to face the medic, steam going out of his own vents in anger. " WEEKS OF PLANNING AND CALCULATION WENT INTO THIS!! I HAD TO COMMISION SPECIFIC PARTS FOR IT- DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE CUSTOM ORDERS ARE?!!"
Ratchet tried to apologize but Bee just kept ripping him a new one. "You didn't know what!? You were doing fixes on a GIANT SYSTEM that runs thru the ENTIRE BASE and you didn't even bother to check if there's any thing close to the grates that could get damages by TEMPERATURE CHANGES?! WHAT KIND OF MECHANIC ARE YOU?!"
Bee kept going off, the thing couldn't be repaired in the state, Ratchet felt awful, he knew he had the tendency to brush the issues onto others but this time he really screwed up. Sari had to be taken away from the scene cuz the fumes coming from the mixture made her feel ill. Ratchet kept his word and helped Bee build a new vat and put it in a safe location. The previous vat had an air release tube put into the vents to regulate pressure but since the vents were running it all got pushed back inside and caused the thing to combust, Ratchet took that into account when they were installing it in the new place. Bee also made Ratchet pay back Optimus for all the ingredients in the vat- "Who do you think I was brewing the stuff for? It was a very expensive kind of vapor fluid, and the ingredients weren't easy to come by." Optimus wasn't expecting that from Bee but he never said a word. Only after everything was settled and fixed Bee forgave Ratchet. "Well, I suppose you earned your forgiveness... and a lesson for the future." Ratchet couldn't be mad at him though, he only sighed and agreed. "Once again, I'm sorry, I will be more careful from now on.". It was kind of ironic that Bee was teaching Ratchet a lesson about consequences of his actions for once.
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mlqueen89 ¡ 3 months ago
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Glossary of Terms linked to (i love you) it's ruining my life - jake "hangman" seresin x f!oc
Ace (Flying Ace or Fighter Ace) = Military aviator credited with shooting down five or more enemy aircraft during aerial combat.
Avionics = Advanced processors and networking systems to fiber optics and conformal wideband antennas, etc.
Bandit = an aircraft identified and verified as enemy.
Bogey = radar or visual contact whose identity is unknown and not yet verified as an enemy. Bogey can also be a friendly once identified.
Break (right/left) = when an aircraft is instructed to sharply turn left/right, essentially "breaking" away from its current flight path to the left/right side
HUD = "Head-Up Display," for fighter pilots is a transparent screen in the cockpit that projects critical flight information directly into the pilot's line of sight, allowing them to view essential data like airspeed, altitude, heading, and weapon targeting details without needing to look away from the outside environment, maintaining situational awareness during flight operations. 
Lt. = Lieutenant (rank)
Lt. Cmdr = Lieutenant Commander (rank)
LTJG = Lieutenant Junior Grade (rank)
Preflight checks = a thorough inspection that pilots perform on an aircraft before each flight, meticulously examining its exterior, systems, controls, and documentation to ensure it is in a safe condition to fly, identifying any potential issues that could compromise flight safety by checking for damage, fluid levels, proper functionality of components, and reviewing necessary paperwork.
Qual(ification) hop = refers to a flight performed by a pilot to demonstrate proficiency in a specific skill or maneuver required for certification or qualification. In the military aviation world, pilots must complete these hops to be officially qualified to perform certain missions, fly specific aircraft, or execute advanced tactics.
RADM = Rear Admiral (rank)
RIO = Radar Intercept Officer (now known as WSO)
SAM(s) = Surface to Air Missile(s)
Splash = typically refers to the moment of impact when a bomb or missile hits its target, essentially signifying the detonation or "splash" of the explosive upon contact.
Tally = communication used to tell a controller they are about to engage enemy aircraft. Also used to announce to the squadron leader (or other person of command in the flight) the spotting of an enemy aircraft.
Telemetry = the collection of data from a remote and usually fast-moving device for measurement purposes. It is used in aircraft/missile testing to track moving objects in action or collect data provided by instruments and sensors on the test object.
Tone = fighter pilot speak for a missile or weapons lock. When a pilot is tracking a target the computer will beeping as it acquires a lock-on, which changes to a continuous tone when lock is established.
VFA = Strike Fighter Squadron
Weapons envelope = the area around the bandit where your missiles or gun can be effective.
WSO = Weapons System Operator (formerly known as RIO)
NATOPS F-18 Manual
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lonestarflight ¡ 3 months ago
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Space Shuttle Columbia “roll into new OPF Bay 3 fit checks the 1st spot of the OPF.”
“Columbia was the first on-line orbiter to undergo the scheduled inspection and retrofit program. It was transported August 10, 1991, after its completion of mission STS-40, to prime Shuttle contractor Rockwell International's Palmdale, California assembly plant. The oldest orbiter in the fleet underwent approximately 50 modifications, including the addition of carbon brakes, drag chute, improved nose wheel steering, removal of development flight instrumentation and an enhancement of its thermal protection system. The orbiter returned to KSC February 9, 1992 to begin processing for mission STS-50 in June of that year.”
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Date: February 9, 1992
NASA ID: KSC-391C-5045.11
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mrwinterr ¡ 1 year ago
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Die Happy (Eddie Munson Version)
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Pairing: Ghost!Eddie Munson AU x Female Reader; hint of Steve Harrington x Female Reader
Summary: You summon a really friendly ghost. 👻
Warnings: Smut 18+ (consensual vibes all around, masturbation, vaginal fingering, oral? [female receiving]) and language. 🚫 Minors DO NOT interact. Dabbling into the occult (use of a Ouija board).
Disclaimer: I’m a spooky bitch, but I would NEVER mess with an Ouija board. This is an AU. The upside down and the events that happen in the series Stranger Things (2016) aren’t entirely canon here. 
Title Inspiration: “Die Happy” by Dreamers  
A/N: This is a re-imagine of my Ghost!Bucky Barnes AU from years ago, but I wanted to convert it to fit with our dear boy Eddie. It’s only altered to fit a different narrative, but the smut is still closely the same. The inspiration came from an erotic audio on Reddit, so I owe it to that. There was a part two in the works, so if this goes well, I’ll continue writing it for this AU. Enjoy!
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You sat there on your small couch of the trailer you had just moved into about six months ago, staring at the unopened brown rectangular box placed on your coffee table, contemplating on unboxing it. A part of you was scared to touch it again because of its contents and the other part was bullying you to just rip it open and get this over with. This was your idea after all. This was your last resort. This was the package that would, hopefully, help you find the answers you were so desperately looking for.
What exactly were you trying to solve? 
Six months prior, you’d managed to save up enough money to move out of your parents’ home, away from a superficial city and into a small, quiet town. Albeit a trailer wasn’t your first option, it was something you could call your own. It was the most adult thing you’ve done in your life so far. Initially, you were excited because you would be able to decorate it the way you wanted for every holiday, host small gatherings with friends and maybe even bring someone home. However, you couldn’t exactly do most of that, not with all the strange things that have been happening and while you attempted to brush them off as mere coincidences, they were becoming almost too outstanding to ignore any longer. 
First, it was the air conditioning unit acting wonky. You kept the place at a reasonable and comfortable temperature, but you found yourself often sporting hoodies or wrapped up in blankets. Never mind the breeze that blew past you here and there, the technicians couldn’t find a single problem with the system and besides whenever you scheduled a visit for inspection, it was magically working just fine. 
Next, much like the AC unit, the electricity started to have a mind of its own. Before you could flip the light switch or press the button on your remote, it was always one step ahead of you. It was almost like you were living in a smart house, but instead of acting on voice command, it read your mind.
The most bizarre thing though, was things disappearing and reappearing. Small things like the morning paper would vanish from where you left it and if you couldn’t locate where you last left your keys, you never had to search too far because there they were. Maybe it was all in your head? 
The eeriest one of them all was the unexplained smell. There was a distinct yet alluring scent that would trail behind when you felt that breeze pass over. You couldn’t pinpoint what it exactly smelled like, a composition of something woody with amber undertones that suggested a sense of strength and warmth from its presence. One thing was for sure, it wasn’t any like your fragrances nor was it from the only person that visited you. It was a pleasant odor and almost a calming one to you.  
You didn’t want to believe it, but these weren’t just common occurrences - these were tall tale signs of a haunting. You came to the conclusion you were living with a ghost. The spirit wasn’t vengeful, that much you gathered since it didn’t make attempts to harm you in any way. If anything, it helped you out more than bothered you. Sure you could just either ignore these oddities or move out, but you’d worked too hard to get here and you weren’t going to let whatever entity run you out of your new home. Instead, curiosity won the best of you and you opted to take matters into your own hands.
Literally.
Pulling the Ouija board out from the box, you place it on the table and it seems to have a hold on you. How do you prepare yourself to summon a ghost? You don’t know how long you’d been staring but it was only when the sudden knock on your door does the spell break.
You get up and make the short distance to the front door and you’re briefly greeted by your close friend Steve. Your relationship with him was close to the point where you’re not even bothered that he just makes his way inside as if he lived here with you. He’s so busy rambling about something, probably about his latest shift at the video store he worked at, that he didn’t notice how uncharacteristically quiet you were being. 
“Whoa!” He exclaims, stopping in his tracks once he sees the Ouija board laid out. Its presence was enough to effectively cut his story short. “What are you doing with that?” He asks, pointing at the object and taking a few steps away from it.  
You roll your eyes, sitting back down and reaching into the box to pull out the remaining piece, the planchette. 
“What does it look like I’m going to do with it?” You say, staring up at him blankly. 
“Shit,” he starts, running his hands through his thick hair, “okay, uh, I knew you liked Halloween, but I didn’t think you were this spooky,” he says, his eyes bugging out in disbelief. 
He stands in place as if the items in front of you were cursed, but seeing that you hadn’t actually begun anything yet, there’s a bit of relief. You’re not deterred by the Ouija board at all. It had quite the opposite effect because you were all too fascinated with the supernatural. It was just wild that it was happening to you. 
“You really shouldn’t mess with that kind of stuff,” Steve warns as he cautiously makes his way back closer. 
“I don’t know why you’re so scared,” you respond, blowing him off and kicking the now empty box aside.
“And you’re not?!” He says incredulously, “trying to speak to the dead is not right!” 
Well, it certainly wasn’t normal, but so weren’t the things that were happening in your home lately.
“I need to find answers, Steve!” You bite back, the volume of your voice matching his, if not, louder. Your once calm demeanor switching to an intense one, cutting the tension of what you were going to partake in had brought about. You didn’t miss the hint his exclamations gave off and it bothered you. “What do you expect me to do? Continue living like this? I’m not in control of my own place.”
Oh yeah, he knew. Steve was the only friend you could confine in and the one person you could share your stories about your home and the experiences in it.
“You really think this place is haunted.” It comes off as more of a statement because he can see you’ve clearly made up your mind on how you’re going to prove this theory. He could see the inner turmoil you were facing and the vulnerability that cracked through your exterior after your outburst. 
“I’m not going crazy! And I certainly am not going to spend another fee on having a technician tell me there’s nothing wrong with the units again.” If the frustration wasn’t visible in your features, it definitely was in your voice. 
“Look,” Steve says, voice now careful, ”why don’t you just come spend the night at my place and we can think of another way to approach this?” You knew this offer all too well. It had always been on the table. When you decided to move to Hawkins and were looking for your own place, Steve had offered you a room, but you were hellbent on making it on your own. You were proud and independent…and weren’t sure about taking the next step with him. 
Steve was everything your past lovers weren’t and you while you both weren’t official, a couple of dates happened here and there, something was holding you back. You cherished his friendship so much and even though you'd both crossed so many lines already, a part of you feared crossing anymore would jeopardize it. Worse, what if whatever it turned out to be would just fail miserably in the end. Then where would that leave you both? He made it clear how he felt about you, but you brushed it off casually each time. Steve knew you simply weren’t ready and he was willing to wait. 
“Thanks, but I’ll be okay.” You reply, breaking away from seeing the look of concern on his face, the kind that made you feel guilty, and went back to fidgeting with the planchette in your hands. You knew he was a skeptic on these kinds of things and only worried for your safety. He’d always been protective of you and hated seeing you upset. 
The nights he had spent in your trailer nothing strange ever happened. It’s like these occurrences were only happening to you. Steve wasn’t sure if he believed in ghosts or not, but he wasn’t about to stick around and find out today like this. He knew that you could be stubborn, but there was only so much he could do to change your mind from where he stood and he just hoped he hadn’t lost you yet.
The crack of thunder in the sky, slightly rattling the trailer, indicated a storm was coming and you took that as an excuse to convince Steve to leave for the night. You didn’t want to fight with him about this. The few times you did talk about a possible haunting were just humorous conversations to Steve, but you were always being serious. It was evident that you two were not on the same page. 
“You should probably start heading home before the rain comes,” you advise, standing up , walking over to the front door, hoping it’d sway him, but he knew what you were doing. Steve wasn’t mad. He knew you weren’t going to change your mind this time, but he could be patient. He was always very patient with you.
He reluctantly nods, defeated, before following your lead. “I’m coming back first thing in the morning to check if you’re still alive though,” he jokes, before pulling you in for a hug and kissing the side of your head. His words elicit a light chuckle from you, but it mostly muffled against his biceps. You bask in the warmth of his embrace for a few lingering seconds, inhaling his fresh, clean scent, one that was a complete contrast to the one you were used to smelling inside your trailer, before pulling away and playfully shoving him out the door. 
As soon as his car disappears from the end of the street, you jump, head snapping at a sudden crashing sound from the kitchen area. You make your way in that direction to find the mug gifted to you, on your last birthday from Steve, shattered in pieces all over the kitchen floor. The last roar of thunder must’ve been a strong one or the elevation of the shelf had been slightly off or maybe the house just didn’t like Steve… You shook your head at that last silly thought and sighed preparing to clean up the mess. 
The gloomy weather quickly casted a blanket over the once clear sky and with the sounds of the fast raindrops against the windows and pavement, the lag in thunder chasing the flashes of lightning, you didn’t waste time on the mission.
What better time than now? It set the mood. Were you scared? You weren’t sure. You were already convinced you were living with something so what could’ve been scarier than that. You didn’t ponder long enough to think about the aftermath. Was this all just a bunch of hocus pocus or pseudoscience? Would you get possessed by a demon or would they be like Casper?
Would this even work? The use of a Ouija board, especially by someone inexperienced as yourself, was highly not recommended. You’d seen The Exorcist and not to mention this kind of activity was very much frowned upon during your upbringing. If only your parents could see you now…
The spirit in your home couldn’t be that bad though, right? If they wanted to possess you, they would’ve done so by now; unless they were just waiting for an invitation. Well, there was only one way to find out.
You dimmed the lights and lit a few candles around you. Was this insulting? There wasn’t exactly a guide on etiquette for communicating with the dead. You did your fair share of research, but most of what you knew about Ouija boards were credited to horror movies.
You take a deep breath in and out then begin to summon your supposed roommate.
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Eddie felt bad. 
He felt bad as he watched you clean up the mess he made in your kitchen. He knew you liked that mug, but he didn’t. He remembered when you were given that mug. He saw the way your face lit up after reading the stupid text on it that only you and the person who gifted it to you understood the meaning behind it. 
He didn’t like Steve and he certainly didn’t like how Steve made you feel. Steve made you feel all sorts of things and Eddie knew that, which explained why Steve never experienced anything unusual in the house because Eddie didn’t like seeing you with him. He chose to not be present in Steve’s presence. Most of his kind would make it a point to make it known they hated them, but Eddie didn’t want to spook you. 
He was aware of how silly it was. A ghost jealous of two living humans. He had his turn, but it was tragically cut short. He was so young, barely in his 20s before he left an ongoing cold case behind, providing no closure for his friends and his uncle.  
But why did his afterlife have to consist of seeing the most angelic living human being just waiting to fall in love with the perfect living man? He didn’t get a chance to live out that part of his life, so was he bitter? Yes. He’d grown so attached it outraged him to see any distress that was brought upon the current tenant of his home.
Eddie wasn’t sure why he was able to roam around his old stomping ground over the last couple of years. He tried his best to communicate with his uncle before he finally managed to move into a better place. He was proud of Wayne for working hard to get a real house for himself. He took assurance that he was able to live more comfortably now. He should’ve known his own flesh and blood wasn’t bothered or spooked out by his attempts to get his attention, so when he left, Eddie was alone for nearly three years. No one was exactly in a rush to move into a trailer, his trailer, until you came into the picture. That day you walked in, if he wasn’t already dead, and you could’ve seen him, he just knew he would’ve been as pale as a well…ghost. He made sure to not send you running for the hills.
He tried to subtly help you with everyday things. He didn’t even spy on you during private moments like in the shower or on those lonely, needy nights. He proved himself to be a ghostly gentleman.
He even tried to not eavesdrop on your conversations and almost always disappeared when guests were present, but he heard you raise your voice earlier at Steve. He wasn’t sure what you two were arguing about and sure it was petty on his part, but before he could summon enough energy to knock over the mug, Steve was already gone.
Eddie followed you back into the living room, watched as you lit the candles scattered around and dimming the lights. He lightly smiled believing you were attempting to relax. You deserved a nice night in. If only seeing you in peace was enough to put him to rest - permanently. He was already trying to guess what kind of movie you were going to turn on but when he saw what was laid out in front of you as you sat back on your couch, his expression fell and he swore his heart would stop again if it could.
“Oh no,” he says as he stares at the Ouija board on the table. Eddie starts pacing in front of you, his hands bunching up his hair in a panic state. Anyone that had ever set foot in this trailer to scope it out knew this place gave off a spooky vibe. This was a tough trailer to sell because not only was it unsettling but so was the story behind it, which it was unbeknownst to you why it was so affordable. You weren’t stupid and you knew there was something or someone lurking, so this was almost bound to happen. 
“Is anyone here?” He hears you ask the first question. He looks over your direction and sees your eyes are closed with both hands on the planchette. You’d close your eyes to mask your fear so that should anything bad happen you wouldn’t have had to stare death right in the face. 
“Oh my God,” he barely whispers and realizes, “she’s really trying to talk to me.” He couldn’t believe you were willingly reaching out to him. He hadn’t been able to talk to anyone in years, so now given an opportunity to do so gave him a sense of elation. 
“Yes! I am! I’m here!” She can’t hear you, idiot. “Fuck, of course she can’t hear me.” Eddie argues with himself on what to do before he remembers how Ouija boards work.
He almost can’t believe it when he does it, but he’s able to delicately and effortlessly move your hands to slide the planchette over the word ‘YES’.
Your eyes pop open and you gasp when you see that you received an answer. Now that was not your imagination. This wasn’t your mind playing tricks on you either. You’re frozen, but look up in front of you half expecting the spirit to show itself to you, however you don’t see anything.
At least that’s what you think. On the contrary, you’re staring right at Eddie or rather through him. His expression mirrors yours - complete and utter shock for two reasons. 
First, he was never able to easily move or touch anything solid in years. The incident with the mug earlier, that kind of stuff usually required a lot of concentration and energy on his part. Secondly, he was in awe. He knew he was attracted to you, but even though you couldn’t see him, he could see you clearly and you were so beautiful to him.  
He’s scared that he’s frightened you with that move, but at the same time it excites him that he’s successfully communicating with you.
You’re unsure if you should continue. You were half expecting this to be a bust, but it moved. It actually moved! While you were excited that this worked, the tiny voice in the back of your head had you thinking that maybe you shouldn’t go any further, but who ever really listened to them? If you were to get hurt or anything, you’d deal with Steve later. You blink a few times and refocus your attention on the task.
“What are you?” You ask next.
“What am I?” Eddie repeats the question, “I’m dead, sweetheart.” Wait. He starts to spell the letters ‘D-E-A-D’ with your hands on the planchette still. The corners of your mouth lifting, amused at that response, of course he was dead, had him comparing it to what angels must’ve felt like when they earned their wings. If anyone believed in that sort of stuff…either way he felt very blessed to pull such a thing as a small smile out of you. 
“You liked that one, didn’t you?” Eddie said more to himself with a big smile on his face. He loved this! It was like he was having a real conversation with you. It was something he only ever dreamed of for the last six months.
A particular flash of lightning followed by a clamorous thunder startles you, breaking you away from the Ouija board. You weren’t going to lie. You were still absolutely spooked out and decided maybe that was enough contact with the dead for the night.
When your heartbeat finally returned to its steady rate, you got up to turn on the lights. You made sure you blew all the candles out and doors were locked before turning in. As you walked the path to his old bedroom, Eddie watched you look back to the living room and bid goodnight to seemingly nothing, but he knew who it was directed towards - it was meant for him.
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The days that followed, you were growing more and more curious. In your spare time, you started digging into how much can come out of the Ouija board, but first you needed to figure out who you were dealing with.
You went from door to door of the trailer park doing your own investigation on who used to live in your trailer. You got mixed reviews from the neighbors, but you believed you got the gist of it down.
The trailer originally belonged to a man named Wayne Munson, who took in his nephew becoming his sole legal guardian. You dug deep at the local library, sifting through old Hawkins newspaper archives, to find out that his nephew had commonly gone by the nickname ‘Eddie’ and he wasn’t too far away in age from you. He went to the same high school as Steve, where he struggled in graduating, had a reputation of being a delinquent and someone who participated in satanic practices. The worst of his offense was being linked to the murder of a beloved teenage girl, Chrissy Cunningham.  
The accompanying images of the girl and boy in the newspaper clippings, you assumed to be Chrissy and Eddie. She was undeniably pretty and he was…cute. The tips of your ears burned and turned red as you caught yourself staring a little too long at his picture. 
Why’d that make you feel weird? You’re thinking things about someone you’d never met. You didn’t know anything else about him and what you had learned, it didn’t sound good either. That couldn’t have been the same Eddie in your trailer, right? 
To your surprise, Chrissy had brutally died in your very own living room. Were you living with her? Something didn’t make sense though. What was her unfinished business? All the things you picked up on from the TV or movies, was that most spirits that wandered had some sort of “unfinished business” that prevented them from moving on. Right? 
The news seemed adamant that it was Eddie who killed her, but it was her own boyfriend, some star athlete, Jason Carver, who had been found guilty of her murder. Eddie had been acquitted but the twists and turns never stopped as you read he himself had been found dead inside the trailer a few weeks later. The puzzling thing was the autopsy proved it wasn’t by suicide. He didn’t do this to himself. The saddest thing, aside from the loss of two young lives, was his uncle being the one to discover his nephew lifeless in their home. No one was ever charged for his murder and it didn’t look like there was a rush to locate the killer, which angered you as you continued reading. The real killer was possibly still out there free to live the rest of their life. 
You’re so engrossed with your findings you barely paid any attention to Steve when he’d come in to check on you. He had the spare key in case of emergencies, and ignoring most of his unreturned phone calls, which seemed uncharacteristically you, to him was deemed as an emergency.
Steve was only less than thrilled to see your enthusiasm on all this. Normal people didn’t go around poking at the dead. He pointed out you were lucky you didn’t get possessed, not paying any mind or adhering to you claiming he was probably a friendly ghost.
“This isn’t an episode of Casper!” Steve shouts, fed up again. His face falters as he watches your shoulders visibly slump. He hated killing the vibe, especially when you were excited, but you were hyped about something all too unreal and that shouldn’t be messed with at all in the first place. 
He looked around the small space seeing your notes scattered throughout the coffee table, some spilled on the carpet. There were so many he couldn’t see the Ouija board still laid out. It was just buried underneath. 
“What if I can help him?” You try reasoning with him. “Did you know? Did you know Eddie? Or what happened to him? Did you know that he and someone else died right where we’re standing?” This was the first time you asked him about the person Eddie was, not the ghost. You wondered why he didn't say anything? He’d lived in Hawkins his whole life. Surely he’d had to have heard about this. It’s a small town, people talked.
“I barely knew him,” Steve sighs, guilty but admits, “he wasn’t exactly popular or well liked by most because of how different he was.” You watch as he brings a hand up to rub at his eyes, “but even I didn’t think he was capable of doing that stuff to Chrissy.” He was trying to erase the crime scene the media had released to the public from his mind. “I swear I didn’t know this was his trailer though. Like I said, I barely knew the guy.” You can hear the sincerity in his response and nodded. Had Steve known, he’d most likely had pushed harder for you to move in with him. 
“What if I can help him pass on? Then I can live in peace…and so will he,” you start to persist. 
“You’re not going to be able to convince Hawkins that Eddie Munson didn’t kill someone,” he says bluntly. “You’re already lucky that you’re unharmed,” Steve reminds you. “I’m just worried about you,” he brings his hands to your arms in an attempt to comfort you. 
“I know you are, but I’ll be fine,” you assure him, hoping you could keep that promise. After all, you couldn’t even confirm you were really communicating with Eddie.
You were relieved that the conversation with Steve didn’t take a turn for the worse like it easily could have. You understood where he was coming from and you were lucky to have someone like him care so much about your wellbeing. The realization never fails to punch you in the gut for not allowing yourself to give in.
So why were you more scared to commit than of willingly reaching out to the dead?
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Take two.
You sat perched, trying to hype yourself up to communicate once more. Eddie, on the other hand, is more than ready and the cool familiar breeze that passes you by lets you know that they’re here.
“Chrissy?” You ask, your fingers firmly on the planchette. You hadn’t figured out which one was actually still here or if both were. 
Your hands move over to the answer, ‘NO’. 
Shit. Eddie thought to himself when you said Chrissy's name. How much did you know about Chrissy? If you read anything about that night in the papers then it surely wasn’t good. What did you think of him now? You probably thought he was the devil. He thought you were going to end this, cut ties with him, cleanse the house or even move out after discovering it’s been him this whole time. The realization that you were living with a monster. 
“Who are you?” The last revelation had to be obvious, but you needed confirmation. Eddie had nothing to lose, physically, but if this was the last time he’d get to communicate with you, he’d take every second until you stop. Your heartbeat starts to pick up as you’re slowly spelling out ‘E-D-D-I-E’.
“Eddie,” you whisper. Boy, did Eddie like the sound of his name coming from your lips.
“Is anyone else with you?” The answer points to ‘NO’. He was alone. 
“How did you…die?” you had to swallow in between the last word in that question, hoping it wouldn’t trigger a negative response. Even in the afterlife, death couldn’t be an easy topic.
The letters ‘M-U-R-D-E-R-E-D’ give you your next answer. It was indeed him! Internally, you’re overjoyed that you’ve figured out your ghostly John Doe, but you try to remain at ease.
“Did you knock down my mug?”
Eddie rolls his eyes at that, but swiftly moves your hands over to ‘YES’.
“Okay. I mean that wasn’t very nice,” you couldn’t just bite your tongue as the sass flowed right out of you.
‘S-O-R-R-Y’.
The apology takes you by surprise, and suddenly you weren’t mad about the mug anymore.
“It’s alright. It was just a mug,” you try to assure him. You’d just have to explain to Steve another time that the ghost broke it. No biggie. Yeah, right. What with the tiny arguments, he’d most likely believe you destroyed it out of anger and frustration at him.
Your arms were getting tired from the position they were in. Several minutes had passed since you last said anything to Eddie and you weren’t sure of what to ask next, but you didn't want to stop talking to him.
Where does this end? Do you ask him to leave? This is his home. No, it’s not anymore. It’s your home now. How do you help him pass on? Did you have that ability? Do you hire a medium? Enlist the help of a priest? Call a ghostbuster? Your mind grew tired all too quickly, you slumped back in your seat, breaking away from the Ouija board.
Eddie watched as you rubbed the muscles of your sore arms. He felt helpless. He wishes he could ease or take away your worries and pain. Instead, all he could do was watch and make sure you were okay until you were ready to start talking again.
With your hands back on the board, you ask, “are you still here?” Eddie responds with ‘YES’. You take a deep breath and close your eyes, mentally preparing yourself, before proceeding with the next question.
“Can you show yourself to me?” There is the ultimate question and Eddie can’t help but ask why? Why were you interested in seeing him? He was a lost cause.
“No?” you ask more to yourself, still staring at the word through the eye of the planchette, and frown, defeated at his response.
Eddie wanted nothing more than to show himself to you, but he didn’t know how. He was nothing but a gust of air. No matter how hard he tried to show himself to those nearby, he was never successful.
You pull your hands back away and place them in your lap, unsure of where to go from here. Well, you couldn’t force a ghost to do something they didn’t want to do, but you hoped that maybe seeing him would make it less taxing while communicating.
There’s a sudden iciness that covers the side of your cheek, sending a chill down your spine. You flinch and your hand rises quickly to warm the spot. What was that? You didn't feel that when using the Ouija board. Was that Eddie?
Eddie almost disappears at the sudden reaction. He can’t believe it. You felt that. You could feel him. All he did was caress your face and it was different than pushing your hands in different directions because this time, neither of you needed the help of the Ouija board.
You’re not sure where he is as your eyes scan the room, you wanted to feel that again. Sure, the cold was a bit alarming, and as sharp as his icy touch was, so was the surge that flowed through you. It was unexplainable, but soothing.
It sucked for Eddie because he couldn’t keep your eyes trained on just him.
“Are you sure you can’t show yourself?” You ask again to the open area, this time convinced you didn’t need the Ouija board anymore.
However, Eddie still needed the board to reply. You sigh in defeat as you watch the planchette slide across to the word ‘YES’ on its own. You couldn’t allow yourself to get mad. You just couldn’t understand how it was possible for him to do all these other things, but not be able to show himself. Whatever it was, you’d just have to accept that you’d never understand ghost logic.
The sound of the planchette scraping against the board, offers you the word, ‘F-E-E-L’.
Feel? You definitely felt a presence and a touch, but now it was confirmed. He was trying to communicate through touch.
“Yes, I felt you!” you let Eddie know quite eagerly. The planchette remains unmoved after that and instead of what would appear to be awkward silence, the seconds that were passing by could be more appropriately compared to that of a ticking time bomb.
“Touch me,” you requested.
Eddie is stunned. If he were alive and well right now, he’d no doubt be on his knees for you with a command like that. He floats over to you and is only more than eager to touch you again, but he’s not sure of where. Feeling the soft anticipation of a ghostly tingle, he hesitantly places both hands on the underside of your jaw, in a cradle-like fashion, hoping it’ll stop your wandering eyes.  
You are still, frozen in place, now seeing the breath of air that escapes your mouth in a cloud of smoke, his comforting scent invading your senses. It was him. It had been him this whole time and he’s definitely here in front of you.
“More,” you say barely above a whisper, not paying mind to the coldness.
Fuck. Eddie inwardly swears at himself as you unintentionally egg him on. Testing his limits, what more could he already lose? He was already dead.
He goes all in. He leans in and presses his cold, dead lips to yours in the most gentle and light kiss ever. When he pulls away, he sees that your eyes have closed and he can’t help immediately start to wonder if you actually felt that or not. He sure as hell felt it. He can’t be certain as he tries to gauge the expression on your face. Shit, why did he do that?
“Do it again,” and this time with a more affirmative tone, Eddie doesn’t question anything anymore and obeys. His lips back on yours, but with added pressure, you let out a small moan and purse your lips to respond. You don’t think about how silly it must look to be making out with practically nothing, not knowing what to do with your hands because there was nothing to hold onto, but despite that it all felt too real. He was real.  
Eddie’s mind is reeling at the sound of pleasure that spews from your mouth, he can’t comprehend how this is even possible. He’d been dying to know what kissing you felt like - what you felt like at all.
When your lips start to get numb and turn blue, disregarding the temperature, you reluctantly pull away. You open your eyes to a dark room and wish you could at least hear him, the sounds of ecstasy played a pivotal role in intimacy.  
Your body temperature returns to normal, blood rushing, mind a haze. You stand up and head towards your bedroom without another word. Would he take the cue to follow you? You can’t be sure. You can’t see or hear him, but your actions say otherwise and make you both feel as if he wasn’t dead at all. It was now a game of cat and mouse.
Eddie or not, you were unabashedly turned on. In moments like these, it was hard to be in control of your own body and the only thing you could do was give in to the desires. In this instance, your body couldn’t make up its mind because as if you weren’t just freezing your ass off while kissing Eddie, you were suddenly hot all over.
Flustered, you pulled down your shorts on the way to your bed, tossed them carelessly across the room, perhaps a little too harshly. If he wasn’t going to help you out, then you would do the job yourself. A mad smile on your face, surprised you weren’t the least bit embarrassed if he was going to watch you or not. It only added to the thrill and the excitement.
Trying to regulate your breathing, you lie down on the center of your bed and run your hands over your face down to where you need them the most. Your fingers experimentally graze along the wet spot of your panties, groaning in acknowledgment of the sudden arousal. There’s no sense in conjuring up a justifiable explanation as to how something so seemingly innocent as the kiss you shared with Eddie got you so crazed. Not wasting any time, you lift your hips up and bend your legs to slip the flimsy garment off.
No longer a thin barrier between, your entire body shivers slightly, a sharp gasp escaping your lips, when your fingers make first contact with your clit. Using your slick, you begin to rub slow circles over it. Your stomach sinks in with each relieving exhale, your breathing growing heavy. Your fingers run off course and dip into your folds, past the floodgates, resurfacing now coated by your own wetness as you use it to an advantage in invigorating your bundle of nerves.
Eyes closed, you start to think about Eddie. How his skin would feel against yours. How you’d tangle your fingers in his wild hair. How his hands would feel on your sensitive parts. You want to feel guilty or believe this was all wrong. Instead of getting off to someone like Steve or someone real for that matter, you lied there baring yourself to a ghost. You try to picture that baby face of his, and all that you could based on the lone image you found of him to get you through the finish line. 
The curve of his full lips that you were fortunate enough to feel on yours moments ago. You already knew they were soft, but what about his other features? Did his eyes sparkle or were they like black holes? They had to be of a set that could hypnotize someone. Maybe it was okay that you couldn’t see him because if you had you just knew that you’d be at his mercy.
And that was just on the surface of it all. How was he like in other areas? How would his tongue feel against yours, on your skin, in you…The simulation causes your thighs to clamp up, knees involuntarily knocking into each other; your other hand clutching onto the bed sheets. He made it that easy.
A thin layer of sweat coats your skin from the increase in body heat, then you hiss at the abrupt familiar cold sensation that runs through you, his alluring scent filling your nostrils, your legs forcefully separate; all tells you that Eddie was here. You pick your head up, always a small hint of disappointment flashes through your features at the fact you still and won’t be likely to ever see him.
It shoots a wild pang through Eddie's chest because he doesn’t miss it; never knowing he could read someone so openly. He missed a few significant things in his life already. He missed graduating high school. He missed a chance to get a better car. He missed a chance to sell out venues. He missed playing music. He missed his uncle. He missed his friends. He missed Hellfire. He missed out on someone like you. He missed a chance to develop a deep connection with someone. Life was so cruel.
Your thoughts aren’t as far away from his as you start to wonder, why was it all so easy - seamlessly flawless - with him? Running with only first-party information and two silent conversations, you were already willing to go headfirst for halos for Eddie. The feeling had you wishing he had lived to one day cross paths with you. Would he have still been in Hawkins when you moved here? Would you be neighbors, friends or more? Would it have been him and not Steve? All the could've and would’ve scenarios sprouting in your head. You got too attached learning about him. Was it pathetic? You didn’t care anymore, whatever would ultimately bring you to him, you just knew in the end you’d die happy.
Your head falls back in defeat and you try to keep your emotions at bay, until you feel the hem of your shirt being lifted, exposing your midriff. Your lips cave in and you wince at each uncalculated cold peck Eddie’s lips leave on you. Whereas you felt minor stings at how cold his touches were in the beginning, for the first time, Eddie felt like he was on fire at how hot to the touch you were in this moment. This moment with him.
His lips create a path down to your core, and the contrast in temperature felt good. Not knowing what to do with your hands again, your arms lie sprawled on the bed on either side of your body.
Cool air brushes past your folds and your heartbeat spikes up again. Eddie never imagined he’d ever be able to make someone feel this way. It was pointless for him, but he dreamt about it countless times. And then he wickedly thinks how he was dumb to not spy on you during those nightly sessions. He was missing out. You were absolutely divine in his eyes.
“Eddie,” his name slips past your lips breathlessly when he makes contact with your swollen clit. It started off so innocently, but when he pulled his mouth back to ran a long, flat strip over your folds, giving him a taste of what you had to offer, he wanted more.
The cold, with each bit of contact from Eddie, was no longer a thing as your body quickly acclimated to it. Eddie uses his fingers to spread your pussy lips apart and allows himself to get a better taste. Your head lulls back, sinking deeper into your pillows.
There’s only so much you could do to communicate with Eddie, you want to feel his hands all over, but instead you pick up on the slack, pulling your shirt over your head to grab and squeeze handfuls of your breasts, massaging them and adding onto the sensation. Your groping proves to be successful when you draw out more noises.
Eddie’s eyes never tear away from watching your reaction, the way your body moves, squirming from pleasure - pleasure he’s bestowing on you. His mouth doesn’t require guidance as his tongue pulls all the right moves, weaving its way through and between your folds. He drags out a long moan from you when he finally dips his tongue inside your wet hole and back out, before capturing your clit between his lips, sucking on it. The sweet suction sensation on your clit as his lips enclose around it.
“I-I need...fuck,” you try to voice out your desires, but you’re reveling in so much, especially in being able to feel Eddie’s fingers digging into the sides of your hips; you bite down hard on your bottom lip, you could taste a hint of copper already, trying your hardest to not let out a crazed scream.
Eddie doesn’t want you to hold back though, so he introduces his fingers into the mix as they and his tongue take turns in you. The addition of his thick fingers start taking you closer to your impending orgasm. You wished you could hear him and all the sounds of his onslaught. To hear those pretty boy moans, the filthy pops and slurping noises. Was he a dirty talker? God. Imagine the filthy things he would say or do.
He gets the message loud and clear. You want to come, and so he quickens his actions until your body goes into overdrive. He could feel your walls closing in tight around his digits, your wetness pooling around them and spilling, he almost loses control of your withering body. When you reach your peak, your mouth and eyes snap open, a choked gasp transitioning into a straggling loud moan, pupils blown, the sweat beads trickling down, and your back arching up in perfect bridge-like fashion. It almost looks like you’re being possessed when your orgasm rocks through you before you come back down releasing choppy breaths from its intensity.
Exhausted, you struggle to stay conscious wanting to communicate with Eddie one last time, but it felt like the orgasm almost sucked the life out of you. His fingers slowly slipping out and the puffs of cool air against your pussy are an indication that Eddie is still present and he wasn’t going to go anywhere just yet. He hasn’t moved from his position and is short of breath, in awe of seeing you coming undone for him and more so the fact that this happened. This wasn’t just another one of his dreams.
For as long as he’d been an apparition, he’d always hoped to be able to finally pass on and if this was his actual last day on Earth or wherever he was, then he’d gladly accept it because one night with you was enough. 
Eddie would die happy.
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dustxechoes ¡ 4 months ago
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@asurastro
There was a thunderous crash of metal upon metal as LOADER 4 descended into the Coral well. Its pilot scanned the area for more of the invisible foes she'd been beset by since arriving at BAWS Arsenal 2.
No doubt about it. This water... ...It contains faint traces of Coral. Must have been an underground vein... BAWS was hiding a "well" all this time.
At first, 'Raven' had thought the job was just the Liberation Front luring her to an isolated location for an ambush, given her recent exploits. But when she arrived, it became all too clear why the arsenal had gone silent.
IA-27s, 'Ghosts' as they were more commonly known. A full squadron of unmanned stealth mechs had descended upon the arsenal, for what purpose she couldn't say. But the lack of survivors told her this was more than just an inspection.
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She reacted before she was even consciously aware she was under attack, another Ghost, this one with a plasma whip and energy shield descended on her from above, striking the ground where LOADER 4 once stood. Once again her system flooded with an awareness-enhancing chemical cocktail as she engaged the new foe...Foes, at least four. Another ambush.
Three of them... No, four. You're outnumbered. Pick them off one by one, 621!
No...five? Another object approached from above. Completely unlike the other four. No time. A background partition in her mechanical brain scanned the newcomer as she dodged another strike, lunging forward with her pulse blade against the enemy's shield.
"…Iᴅᴇɴᴛɪғɪᴇᴅ." Came a voice over the comms. Feminine, soft, and obviously artificial. The closest 'Raven' had to speech, having long forgotten her natural voice. "Cᴀʟʟsɪɢɴ: Asᴜʀᴀ. AC: CHANDRASEKHAR. Aғғɪʟɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ…Lɪʙᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ Fʀᴏɴᴛ." She continued.
She brought her rifle to bare as the enemy's shield flickered, but before she could strike another blow it activated its plasma whip, strung out beneath LOADER 4's feet. She'd fallen into a trap, forced to dodge. Simultaneously, more invisible mechs opened fire from all sides at both LOADER 4 and the newcomer.
"Aʟʟɪᴇᴅ ᴜɴɪᴛ. I ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ, ғᴏʀ ʀᴇɪɴғᴏʀᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Wɪᴛʜᴅʀᴀᴡ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇᴀ. Iᴛ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ sᴇᴄᴜʀᴇ."
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strawheart-pirate ¡ 2 years ago
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Drought
Portgas D. Ace x gn!Reader
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Words: 2268 CW: Alabasta Setting (spoiler-free), SFW, dehydrated Reader, mention of robbery, passing out, lizard, bonfire, food, talks and cuddles
You were in the middle of the desert in Alabasta. Your water bottle was empty, you were robbed, on the edge of passing out and now a sand storm is coming your way. Could this day get any worse?
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Empty. Not a single drop fell on your lips as you lifted your head and turned your open bottle upside down above you. You were on your way to your home in Nanohana but you doubted that you would make it. Every step forward felt like too much, the sweat pouring down your face like a river. The march to Alubarna was familiar since you walked this route twice a week for work without problem, but today was different. Bandits crossed your path halfway and since you forgot to take your weapons with you, they stripped you off your water. Mostly. This last bottle was the only one you could protect before they left your bruised body behind.
Just five more miles. It’s not that far. You tried to convince yourself, but you stumbled and fell into the burning hot sand. You lifted your gaze, slamming your fists into the sand, as tears streamed down your face. Ugly sobs escaped your throat as you thought about your grandma. If you won’t come home today, how will she make it? She was a strong woman but her age was noticeable in her actions, so you helped her. You two shared home and salary ever since your parents died and your bond was strong. She will be worried by now, since the sun was about to set in almost two hours.
You got up with determination. There must be some way to make it. Your body was gathering all the last strength he could find to send your feet forward. Slowly but surely, step by step, regardless of how much your legs we’re shaking. You would make it out of here, your grandma needs you and you won’t let her down. In the distance, the outlines of the city slowly got noticeable and you smiled. You started to walk faster, the joy fueling your system when suddenly everything turned black around you and you fell to the ground.
Cold. As your conscience was back, you could feel the cold, hard ground beneath your back. That was not right. You opened your eyes and sat up quickly to look at your surroundings, leaving your head a bit dizzy. You were in a small but spacious cave with just one exit and in front of you was a small, crackling bonfire, which illuminated the stony walls. It was dark outside. Just how long have I been out cold? I need to get going before my kidnappers return. Gladly you realized, that you were alone with no trace of another living thing and so you stood up and slowly walked towards the entrance without making too much sound.
You were just a few steps away from freedom when you came eye to eye with a big purple lizard. Startled you covered your mouth with your hands and stopped breathing. Not a single movement was giving you away and after minutes that felt like hours, the lizard laid down right in front of the entrance, their back facing you. You exhaled the air you’ve been holding. Crap! Just a moment earlier and you would have been out of here.
You sighed and sat back down, resting your back on the stony wall across the exit as you watched the crackling fire. Whoever brought you here, friend or foe, you would handle them, when they get here. But you could at least enjoy the warmth of the fire and soothe your bruises. You inspected every scratch on your body but found none of them bleeding. As you searched your pockets for any leftover food, you were not lucky and your stomach growled loudly in disapproval.
“Thank you!” the hushed words picked your interest and as you looked towards the entrance, you saw a small flame jumping over the relaxed reptile.
A flame can jump? You wiped your eyes and blinked a few times, but you were not hallucinating things. As the flame hit the ground, it turned into a man and your face shifted into a surprised frown.
“Ah, you’re awake! Finally!” the man said as he stripped off his black coat decorated with red flames and his scarf. Beside he wore combat boots, black shorts and had an orange hat on his head. With a grin on his freckled face, he offered you his hand. “I’m Ace.”
You stared at the hand dumbfounded but quickly gained your posture back. “Who are you?”
“Huh?” he tilted his head to the side and retreated his hand. “I said I’m Ace. Are you dumb?”
“I’m not dumb, you dimwit!” you roared and got into a fighting position. “Are you friend or foe?”
Your body hurt, but you needed to be able to fight back in case he was a bandit or worse, a slave trader. As you waited for his answer, he eyed you from head to toe and broke into laughter.
“What?” you asked, not fooled by his antics.
“You’re hilarious.” He spit out between his laughter.
“I’m not! I will fight you if you dare lay your hands on me!” you cracked your knuckles to strengthen your argument.
“Calm down, I won’t harm you.” His laughter subsided. He sat down at the fire and opened his backpack. “I was out to restock. Bet you’re hungry.”
Your stomach growled at his words and you admitted defeat. You took a seat at the fire across from him and let out a sigh.
“Water?” he asked and offered you a blue bottle.
You grabbed the water bottle and sniffed its contents first. No smell. That was good. You let a few single drops fall onto your finger and licked them off. No taste, either. You were 90% sure this was water, and that was enough for your dehydrated self. You gulped down half the bottle in a rush. A smile appeared on your face and you enjoyed the refreshing feeling of the liquid slowly fueling your body with new power. “Thanks.”
“You’re welcome.” He said and grabbed one of the skewers. “Food?” A perfectly barbequed piece of meat was offered to you and you exchanged the bottle for the skewer. As you were hesitant, he grabbed your hand that held the meat, brought it to his mouth and took a bite himself, chewed and swallowed. “It’s not poisoned. I swear.”
You blushed a little at his words, since he recognized your concern right away, and retorted your hand. The first bite was still a bit hesitant, but you soon devoured the tasty meat. It was delicious and outstandingly juicy. “It’s perfect.” You said between bites.
“I’m glad you like it.” He answered and you two enjoyed your meal in a peaceful silence.
You sat back fully stuffed. “Dare to tell me your intentions now?”
“Hm? … Oh, I’m sorry, I have none.” Ace said and laid down on his side, eyeing you from the distance.
“None? Why would you pick up a random unconscious person in the desert if you don't get any benefit from it?”
“As you said, because you were unconscious. I was on my way to Nanohana when I came across you. When I picked you up, a sandstorm surprised us and we took shelter in this cave.”
“…is this a ‘Noble hero saving the damsel in distress’-thing and now I shall praise you? Offer you my heart and soul in exchange? What do I owe you, huh?” You just couldn't figure this man out.
“What?! No, nothing! You are strange.” Ace stuttered, totally taken aback by your words, and added in a low voice. “Although a genuine ‘thank you’ would be nice.”
You buried your head on your knees as you thought about your situation. Ace seemed to be trustworthy and he saved you from certain death, which was a fact. Maybe you should trust him. He was the reason you might make it back to your grandma.
“I’m sorry. Thanks for picking me up, Ace.” You said and bowed your head.
“Ahh, no problem.” A slight red painted on Ace cheeks at your words. “Why were you out in the desert so poorly equipped anyway?”
“I was on the way home from Alubarna when bandits robbed me halfway. I carried on but something knocked me out just before I reached Nanohana.”
“Maybe one of those giant scorpions hit you. They were madly running through the desert, moments before the sandstorm raged.”
“That would make sense. It’s common knowledge that they go batshit crazy right before a storm. They are a natural indication of storms.” You sighed and got up. “Anyway, I need to leave now. My grandma will be terribly worried by now. Thanks again for everything.”
“I’m afraid that’s not possible.” Ace said and stood up, too.
“Oh, now you show me your true colors, huh?”
He rolled his eyes and walked past you to the entrance. You followed him until he stopped right in front of the giant lizard.
“Lizzy!” Ace called and the purple giant lizard turned around. You dodged when her huge leg was about to hit you.
“Good girl.” Ace said and patted her leg, which made her happy. “As you can see, it’s dark outside and the sand storm has obliterated any trace of the path. If you go now, there’s a good chance you’ll get stuck in quicksand.”
Your gaze wandered over every grain of sand in the landscape. He was right. No sign of a path and the moon was behind clouds. “Damn it!” Frustrated you went back inside and paced around the fire. There was no way you were going to make it to town alive tonight. Frustrated you slumped down across from the entrance once again. Might at least get some sleep until the sun comes up and I can finally go home. You thought and tried to make yourself as comfortable as possible.
Ace followed you after he left some meat for his lizard. He laid down next to his backpack and put his head on top of his rolled-up coat, shutting his eyes. “Lizzy will guard us, so you can rest assured.”
“Okay.”
“As I said, I’m also on my way to Nanohana. We could keep each other company.”
“I’ll think about it… Ace?”
“Hm?”
“My name’s Y/N.”
“Oh, changed your mind? Am I not the bad guy anymore?” he asked in a cocky tone.
“Don’t get too full of yourself, you’re still a dimwit. Just an acceptable dimwit.” A sly smile spread on your face.
“Thank you for your kind words, your highness.” You both chuckled. “Sweet dreams, Y/N.” Ace said and you heard him shifting.
“Night, Ace.” You said and tried to be comfortable.
Not only your position, but your whole day made you restless and sleep was out of the question. You thought about the bandits, your grandmother, your near-death experience and the man who had saved you. Could this day have been worse? Possibly. You could have been raped, traded as a slave or be even dead. Oh what irony. You snorted. Most bad luck and most good luck happened to you in just one day. You hoped your grandma was okay and got some sleep. Tomorrow you will be with her again and laugh about what happened today. You would tell her about your savior. Your anger and doubt towards him had long since faded and been replaced by gratitude and trust. You had to admit that he was handsome as you thought of his…
“Hey” Ace interrupted your thoughts. He stood right in front of you, his coat in his hands.
“What?” you opened your eyes, looking questioningly at him.
“You’re shaking. Let me sleep beside you.” He said and waited for your approval.
You were about to question his action, when you noticed the strong trembling of your body. Maybe it was the cold or your exhaustion, given all the things that happened today, or maybe it was both, but your body didn't stop. You looked up at him and nodded.
He laid down silently, one arm above his head as a silent offer to lay your head on his bare chest.
You accepted his invitation and moaned a bit as you made contact with his warm skin. When you stopped squirming, he spread the coat above you and wrapped his arm around you.
“You’re half naked, how can you not be cold?”
Ace chuckled. “I’ll show you.” He lifted his finger and a flame appeared on top of it.
You gasped and your eyes sparkled with fascination. “Wow. Is this a real flame?”
“Yeah. I ate the Mera Mera no mi, so I’m basically all flames.” He explained and changed the form of the flame into different shapes.
“Awesome. Does the heat in the desert still affect you even though you are literally on fire?”
“Unfortunately, it does.” He yawned and with a single motion, the flame was gone. “After all I’m still human. You’re in for sleep?”
“I’m in.” Your answer more a mumble than anything else as you shut your eyes and snuggled closer.
Ace adjusted his grip around you and a blissful smile was on his lips. As you struggled where to put your hand, he gripped your wrist and put it onto his chest, resting his hand on top of yours. It felt strange at first, considering how intimate the position was. But the warmth radiating from him wrapped you in a cozy blanket and his trained muscles under your fingers promised protection. The last thing you heard was your name, falling softly from his lips as the slow rise and fall of his chest rocked you to sleep.
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pensoterios ¡ 11 months ago
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trend- h.c.
Getting together with bsf Hazel, awkward positions ;) , and kisses. (I freaking love Ace Ventura)
You lay in your bed, mindlessly scrolling through tik tok on a saturday afternoon, as you waited for Hazel to come back from the bathroom. A dog video, someone showing off their outfit of the day, and nothing terribly interesting until something caught your eye. The text at the top of the screen said ‘I tried kissing my best friend.’ Your eyebrows went up as you watched the girl holding the camera lean in to kiss her friend, who kissed her back immediately. As you viewed the sweet scene between the two girls, you were reminded of your friendship with Hazel. You’d been best friends for years, and for most of that, you’d harbored a huge crush on her. She was beautiful, sweet, sincere and the best friend you could ask for. Sometimes, you felt greedy for wanting more than a friendship with her.
As you clicked on the tags of the video, you discovered that this whole kissing your best friend thing was a trend that all kinds of people had jumped on. You found yourself wondering whether it would work out if you tried it. There were some where it hadn’t, and the friendship was ruined. You couldn’t bear that happening to you and Hazel, so you scrolled away from the video just as Hazel came back from the bathroom.
She wasn’t at your house for any particular reason, but you had decided to try and study before watching something on the tv in your room. At the moment, you were still studying, but taking a break for a bit since you’d been at it for a while.
You looked up as she entered your room, smiling at her. Hazel, caught off guard by your sudden smile, shot you an amused look and raised an eyebrow. “What?”
You shook your head, looking away. “Nothing.” Hazel rolled her eyes, sitting back down on your bed and shaking your shoulder. “Tell me,” she whined. You laughed. “It’s just… you’re cute.
Hazel's brow pinched. “But I didn’t do anything.” You shrugged and replied, “I know.” Hazel stared at you for a moment before shaking her head. “Okay then, weirdo.” You laughed and opened your textbook back up. As you continued studying, you were aware of Hazel fidgeting on the bed, clearly fed up with studying. But you weren’t done, ignoring her in favor of inspecting a diagram of the nervous system for answers to questions for your anatomy class. You felt Hazel shifting on the bed, but were surprised when you felt her lay down beside you, mirroring your position by laying on her stomach. You looked up at her briefly before noticing how close she was and looking back down at your book as your heart sped up. You were now acutely aware of every point where her body touched yours. Unbidden, the image of the two girls popped into your head, and a blush bloomed on your face. You hid it carefully by not looking at Hazel and continued scouring the diagram.
You answered question after question, and by the time you reached the last one, Hazel had grown restless, bored of entertaining herself. As she shifted for the fifth time in the last two minutes, you looked up at her.
“Does your lack of a book in your hand mean you’re done?” You asked as if you didn’t already know the answer. Hazel nodded. “I’m bored. You almost done?”
You sighed. “Yeah, last question, babes.” You turned back to the question, something about the peripheral, and missed the way her face brightened. “Why don’t you get Netflix up and we can choose when I’m done, hmm?” You suggested. Hazel nodded again, “okay.” She looked around briefly before spotting the remote on your side of the bed. You had begun writing, focused again, before she reached over you, her body covering yours to reach for the remote. You froze, your hand stilling as you felt her warm body press against yours even more than before, her hips flush against you. “Haze.”
“Hmm?” She responded as she reached fruitlessly across you. You shook your head, drawing in a breath. “You could have just asked me for it.” You felt Hazel freeze, and you could tell she’d just realized the position she’d put the two of you in. “Oh.” She retreated to her side of the bed, sheepish. “Can you pass me the remote?”
You laughed shakily, then drew in a breath. “Yeah, sure, babes.” You handed her the remote, and she took it, quickly pulling up Netflix as you finished writing. You turned over, sitting up against the pillows on your bed, and Hazel followed, tucking herself into your side. You smiled, your heartbeat rising again. “Hi babe. What do you want to watch?” Hazel shrugged, her signal for letting you pick. You went with a classic, Ace Ventura, since you knew she would laugh. You settled to watch the movie, your arm curled around her. Hazel groaned. “This one again?”
You pushed her playfully, knowing she liked the movie. “You say that, but then you laugh at all the jokes.” Hazel rolled her eyes but didn’t say anything because she knew you were right.
Halfway through, you got distracted as Hazel laughed so hard that she buried her face in your shoulder. You smiled down at her, and that tik tok popped into your head again. Thinking of how easy it would be to tilt her head up towards you and kiss those delectable pink lips, you realized you weren’t going to be able to get the idea out of your head. It was a terrible idea.
But you were going to do it anyway. Most of your impulse control was Hazel, and Hazel was oblivious to your thoughts. It was a trend, you told yourself. For all your self-confidence, however, you knew it might not go well. You sat up casually, so it looked like you were getting up, but you didn’t stand. Hazel, engrossed in the movie, paid you no mind. You took a deep breath and turned towards her, pausing the movie. You wanted her to look at you, and she did, confused on why you had paused the movie. Her eyes widened as she made eye contact with you, the serious expression on your face surprising her. Her big blue eyes grew full of concern as she looked up at you, and you felt her pull on you grow. “What happened?” She asked.
You smiled sadly. “Nothing, I just… there’s something I have to do.”
Hazel tilted her head, puzzled. You looked at her before taking a deep breath and closing the short distance between you.
You felt her gasp against your lips, her hand flying up to touch your face, but hesitating as she froze. Almost shaking in anticipation, you pressed a sweet kiss to her mouth. It felt better than you’d imagined, her lips soft against yours as she finally kissed you back, and relief flooded your body. Her lips were as soft as they looked and her chapstick clung to your lips when you separated. You grinned, your eyes still closed. When you opened them, Hazel was already looking at you, grinning back as she pulled you back in. You pressed kiss after kiss to her lips, only pausing to breathlessly say, “I’ve wanted this for so long. You have no idea.”
Her breath ghosts along your cheeks as she replies, equally breathless, “I think I have some idea.” And her lips were back on yours.
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lexchxn ¡ 6 months ago
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Small thought on probability and mechanics in TTRPGs.
When we play a TTRPG, every mechanic that involves a die roll is just a game of chance. Sometimes we're able to manipulate that chance to our favour, sometimes we're not.
I've seen aversion to the idea of "flat checks" to determine outcomes, and I myself have even had initial distaste for the OSR's attachment to using a d6 in such circumstances (usually calling for a 4+ or 5+)- but I think it's finally "clicked" in my mind, and I've come to appreciate the virtues of simplifying the mechanic as much as is reasonable.
Let's take an example from Pathfinder 2e, since it's a very math-heavy game (and likely what my audience is most familiar with): The creature building rules provide example ACs for monsters at levels -1 through 24, and while it does vary, generally the values are set such that a dedicated martial, fully investing in their ability to hit creatures, will have a baseline ~50% chance to hit. It's basically a flat check.
Now, we have to inspect and appreciate what nuances are allowed by a system before we can deconstruct it. Just because the values in Pathfinder tend towards a 50% success rate doesn't mean we can just start rolling d6s and hitting on a 4-6. With the example of Pathfinder, using a d20 gives us, well... 20 results. A wide spread of numbers that can then be meaningfully interacted with, as each point of bonus or penalty is worth a 5% statistical modification. Additionally, the +-10 critical success/failure system gives these points secondary values in modifying crit chances, and nat 1s/nat 20s a static 5% bump chance.
If we were to try to reduce the to-hit system down to a d6 then, what do we lose? Or more specifically, what changes? Well, modifiers either become much stronger and potentially much more necessary- each point is now worth 16% (over three times as much!), and depending on the game balance, a high modifier may now be necessary to even hit a creature. Critical results too lose something in this adaptation- maintaining the +-10 system makes modifiers the only way to reasonably achieve critical hits, and dumping it in favour of nat 1/nat 6 once again over triples the chances of a crit one way or the other.
In many important ways here, something quite important has been lost. Much agency and much nuance are jettisoned in favour of smaller numbers.
But let's take another look at Pathfinder now, and specifically its flat checks. Pathfinder has a variety of actions, effects, and miscellania that rely on the roll of a flat d20 to determine their results, usually at DCs 5, 11, and 15 (75%, 50%, 30%). As far as general play is concerned, these DCs don't shift and players don't get modifiers for them, so they function purely as statistical values. In this case, replacing them with a d6 system may in fact function fine. Setting the ranges to 3+, 4+, and 5+ (66%, 50%, 33%) results in nearly identical mathematics, and a functioning game system nonetheless. Flat checks, additionally, do not have critical successes, which leaves the other primary benefit of a d20 system out of the equation.
So why, then, does Pathfinder use a d20? I'm sure there are plenty of reasons. A d20 still has more manipulatable results, allowing for potential DC variance a d6 cannot emulate. A d20 is the primary chance die used elsewhere in the game system. A d20 is iconic.
But to circle back and round out my thoughts here, die rolls are, ultimately, nothing but chance. Without other systems interacting with (and creating results off of) their values, the method of delivery by which you achieve your chance is all but irrelevant. In such cases, what's most important is how easily one can access and adjudicate the levels of chance. A d20 with 5% per value might be quite intuitive to some, while others might prefer the more pie-like 16% of d6s. A 1 and a 20 are relatively rare on a d20, while a 1 and a 6 on a d6 are relatively common.
Always examine the tools you use, what they're doing for you, how they interact with your systems, and how you might be able to better achieve whatever goals you seek out at your tables. It makes for easier, better games.
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omegaremix ¡ 4 months ago
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Finds For 2018.
XXYYXX B-Sides
Odd Nosdam Trish
Goth-Trad “Air Breaker”
William S. Burroughs “Summer Will”
Girl Pusher “Better Off Alone” (live)
Liars “Staring At Zero”
Prayers “Edge Of The Blade”
Gary War “Don’t Go Out Tonight”
Pond “Colder Than Ice”
Contrepoison “Heartbeat”
Bad Zu “Motherfuckers”
Silent Servant “The Strange Attractor”
Peaches “Convincing People”
Deerhoof “Singalong Junk”
Ron Morelli “Radar Version”
Zola Jesus “Siphon”
Goth-Trad “Disorder”
Bad Zu “Queen”
Believer/Law “Foxhole Prayers”
Tame Impala Currents B-sides
Lust For Youth “Display”
Grizzly Bear “Mourning Sound”
Adult. “Dance Avoid”
Molly Nilsson “I Hope You Die”
Blvck Ceiling “Hello, Miracala”
Silent Servant “Self-Hypnosis”
Princess Century “Crummy Bones”
Uniform “The Lost”
Pharmakon “Transmission”
Grimes “Genesis” (Blvck Ceiling RMX)
Russell Haswell “Hardwax Flashback” (Powell RMX)
Ninos Du Brasil “A Magia Do Rei II”
Cults “I Took your Picture With My Eyes Closed”
Machine Girl “Freewill (Phase β)”
Silent Servant “Disassociation”
KVB, The “White Walls”
Moon Diagrams “Magic Killer”
Men, The “( )”
Sunn O))) “It Took The Night To Believe”
Ninos Du Brasil “Vagalumes Pirilampos”
Rezzett “Zootie”
Horrorist, The “Programmed” (Silent Servant RMX)
Silent Servant “Cut Unconscious”
Drvg Cvltvre “Waging A War Against God”
Believer/Law “Ashes”
Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement “Watery Grave”
Boy Harsher “Pain”
Brainbombs “Drive Around”
I Hate Models “Cyanure Dance”
Vatican Shadow “Weapons Inspection”
Stars Are Insane “I Stayed Up All Night Thinking Of You” (demo)
Kajun SS “Know Your Place”
James Clarke “Silent Summer”
Leon Gardner “Who Are You”
Frumpies, The “I Just Wanna’ Puke On The Stereo”
Raveonettes, The “I Wanna’ Be Adored”
Black Dice “Cowboy Soundcheck”
War On Women “Lone Wolves”
Sun Ra Nuits De La Fondation Maeght Vol. 1
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass “Spanish Flea”
Buddy Rich The Bus Tapes
Ghost Spell self-titled
Digital Leather “Ruining Everything”
Black Boot 2013 demo
Plugz, The “Touch For Cash”
Deformity Shards
Ajax 2015 demo
Vinnie Paz “Cheesesteaks”
Robert Viger “Limpidite”
Stiv Bators “It’s Cold Outside”
Frigs “Solid State”
MF Doom & RZA “Books Of War”
Les Savvy Fav “Hold On To Your Genre”
Ros Sereysothea “Kon Komsot”
Blueblack “Branches Broke”
Pat Metheny “San Lorenzo”
Can “Vitamin C”
Versus The Stars Are Insane
Jedi Mind Tricks “Design In Malice”
Wolf Alice “Sad Boy”
World / Inferno Friendship Society The True Story Of The Bridgewater Astral League
Rezzett “Gremlinz”
Boy Harsher “Modulations”
Nick Cave “I’m Your Man”
Boards Of Canada “Orange Romeda”
Cabaret Voltaire Extended Play e.p.
Letlive “Day 54”
Kedr Livanskiy Ariadna
Jan Jelinek “Them, Their”
Thomas Leer “Saving Grace”
Killing Joke “Penny Drops”
Nails Abandon All Hope
Public Image Ltd. “Poptones”
Chris Norwood “The Norwood’s Prayer”
Puccio Roelens “A Silness Song”
Aby Ngana Diop Liital
Curses “Pedal To The Metal And Don’t Look Back”
Keiji Haino “See That My Grave Is Kept Clean” (acoustic)
Azymuth “Jazz Carnival”
Joanna Brouk “The Space Between”
Thomas Leer “All About You”
Viet Cong / Preoccupations “Disarray”
Lower Dens “Ondine”
Black Marble “A Great Design”
Hot Flash Heat Wave “Glo Ride”
Still Corners “The Photograph”
Odd Couple “What Kings Do”
Oldbills “Tablecloth”
System, The (UK) “Find It In Your Eyes”
Holydrug Couple, The “I’ll Only Say This”
Negative Gemini “Bad Baby”
Refreshers “How Bout U?”
Sam Smith “I’m Not The Only One”
Secret Circle “Tube Socks”
6lack “Prblms”
Spizzenergi “Soldier Soldier”
Basic Nature “Love Won’t Always Be There”
Camp Cope “Anna”
Dilly Dally “I Feel Free”
Eyedress f. Pyramid Vritra “1990”
Oldbills “Salsa Verde”
LaMont Jackson Aces
Uniform & The Body “In My Skin”
Water From Your Eyes “We’re Set Up”
Beat Detectives “Call It What You Want (Segment One)”
End Of A Year / Self Defense Family “Self-Immolation Family”
Lanark Artefax “Glasz”
No Age “You’re A Target”
Ice Age “Under The Sun”
Daughters “Satan In The Wait”
Nothing “Blue Line Baby”
Sean Price “STFU Pt. 2”
Tislatin Onzar 3=2+1
clipping. “Ends” (Xanopticon RMX)
Nothing “Zero Day”
Prison Religion “007”
Big Boss, The motion picture soundtrack “The Killing Fight”
Oldbills “Black Ice”
Cults “Gilded Lily”
Eyedress “High Street Drive”
Tanya Tagaq f. Shad “Centre”
Fall, The “Australians In Europe”
Pond “Sweep Me Off My Feet”
Uniform “The Walk”
BreakBeatBuddha “New Delhi Dank”
Ta-Ra “L’il Bit”
Xiu Xiu & Mitski “Between The Breaths”
Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever “Time In Common”
Sweet Valley “Sentimental Trash”
Wati Heru X Kashaka “BKWYA”
All These Fingers “Puerta Vallarta”
Body Without Organs “Osiris Rises”
Cults “Talk In Circles”
Miss Red “One Shot Killer”
Underworld & Iggy Pop “Bells And Circles”
Alt-J “Story 4 Sleeplessly Embracing” (clipping. RMX)
Moor Mother “Washington Park”
Erick Arc Elliott “Breaking”
Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever “An Air Conditioned Man”
Cansei De Ser Sexy “Girlfriend”
Choir Boy “Blood Moon”
Flastbush Zombies “The Results Are In”
Miss Red “Come Again”
Cold Cave New Moral Leadership
Prison Religion “Glass”
Diseno Corbusier “Ritmo 21”
Happy Meals / Free Love “Pushing Too Hard”
Jessica Rylan “Wishing Well”
Erick Arc Elliott “Fifteen Minutes”
Palm “Dog Milk”
Body, The “Sickly Heart Of Sand”
Oldbills “Weekendluv”
Ariana Grande “Into You”
Imagine Dragons “Thunder”
Moor Mother “Creation Myth”
Cellars “Real Good Day”
Addison Groove “Footcrab” (DJ Rashad & DJ Spinn RMX)
Charles Manson Lie
Water From Your Eyes “That’s The Girl”
Anti-Nowhere League “Snowman”
Bug, The f. Liz Harris “Black Wasp”
Eyedress f. Prefuse73 “Living Room”
Miss Red “Dagga”
Malcomb McLaren “Zulu’s On A Time Bomb”
Idles “Danny Nedelko”
Aube “Parametalizest Pt. II”
Menace Beach “Black Rainbow Sound”
Chvrches “Never Say Die”
Nine Inch Nails “The Background World”
Oh No “Banger”
Oneida “Whitey Fortress”
Ariana Grande “Moonlight”
Happy Meals / Free Love “July”
Curren$y f. The Game & Prodigy “The Type”
Casisdead “Leon Best”
Diseno Corbusier “Meta Metalic”
Malcomb McLaren “Soweto”
Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch
Jessica Rylan “Way Home”
Max G. Morton The Devil’s Music
Beat Detectives“(Undiscernable) Repetition Heavy Traffic: New NYC Vibe 2”
Origami Girl “After All These Years”
Killing Joke “Follow The Leaders”
Philippe Hallais “Hero / Fall / Angela”
wosX “Armageddon”
Ramadanman “Blimey”
Caroline K “Chearth”
Eomac “Don’t Fear Your Own Heart”
Rapid Tan “Dumbo”
End Of A Year / Self Defense Family “Indoor Wind Chimes”
Errors “Early Nights”
JK Flesh “External Transmission Stage”
Beths, The “Great No One”
Impalers “High Wired”
Glowing Palms “I Don’t Wanna Come Daaan”
Mean Girls “Summer Bodies”
Vatican Shadow “Tonight Saddam Walks Amidst Ruins”
Pasteur Lappe “Mbale (Face To Face With The Truth)”
Ash Pool “Cremation Is Irreversible”
Reptaliens “If You Want”
Rixe “Infatigables”
Teyas “Jamauba”
Serge Gainsbourg “Je T’aime Moi Non Plus”
Vatican Shadow “Jet Fumes Above The Reflecting Pool”
Powerflo “Less Than A Human”
Death In June “Little Black Angel”
Pop Group, The “(Amnesty Report II)
Erica Eso “Vaccination Free”
Fire Engines “(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang” (Peel Session)
Heem Stogied X EyeDee X Tha God Fahim ”Drive By”
Young Fathers “Lord”
Kegcharge “Medal Of Honor”
Boy Harsher “Motion”
Badlands “Heavy Sighs”
La Secte Du Futur “Hundred Songs Of Love”
Jitwam “I Ain’t Scared Of No Devil”
Russell Haswell “Special Long Version” (demo)
Frankie Cosmos “Outside With The Cuties”
Illuminati Hotties “Pressed 2 Death”
Iceage “Catch It”
clipping. “Something They Don’t Know” (Bad Zu RMX)
Poison Idea “Right”
Sky Ferreira “Voices Carry” (demo)
Gnarcissists “We All Just Wanna’
Morbid Angel “Maze Of Torment” (RMX)
Subhumans “Mickey Mouse Is Dead” (live)
Plexi “Roller Rock Cam”
Joan Jett “Shout”
Jesu & Nothing & Prurient “Silver” (rehearsal)
Purling Hiss “My Dreams”
Brian Eno & Kevin Shields “Only Once Away My Son”
Bikini Cops “Midnight”
Council Estate Electronics “Type LK-60YA”
War On Drugs, The “Up All Night”
Council Estate Electronics “Urals”
Fellony “Whisper Song”
Death In June “13 Years Of Carrion”
Council Estate Electronics “60 Megawatts”
Holy Wave “Spooky Fuckin’ Blues”
Paris “The Days Of Old”
Intelligent Hoodlum / Tragedi Khadafi “Grand Groove”
Blackbyrds, The “Mysterious Vibes”
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imfluentinfangirlandgay ¡ 10 months ago
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Call me old school but "modern" cars are way too overkill.
My car (a used 2010 Honda accord) was totalled and I'm currently renting a 2018 Ford edge from my insurance company while I find a new vehicle.
Now driving this thing feels like driving a damn spaceship or the DeLorean from Back to the Future. There's just so many damn buttons, dials, lights, and just fluff in the dash and center console it's straight up hard to drive. On closer inspection, at least 5 buttons control the light above the driver and passenger's head.
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Like what is all this??? Why do we need this many buttons???
And the stick for changing gears? It's that little dial in the second photo. You swivel it to change whether you're in park, reverse, drive, etc. I feel like it's gonna just randomly pop into a different gear while I'm driving!
And why the touch screen?? We don't need a massive ipad embedded in the console! Touch screens are not safe to drive with! I almost got in another accident trying to turn down the AC because I have no tactile feedback in the controls!
By old car was built like this:
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Most of those buttons were for the radio. Dials for the AC and how to direct it, and those dials clicked when you moved them so you could tell how far they'd moved. The stick shift clunked when you moved it so you could tell how many times it had been moved and you felt it lock into place. Only a couple buttons on the steering wheel, three for cruise control, three for the audio system. And even this was the most buttons I had to learn ever! I'd argue some of the 'features' in that car were kinda useless and needless to have and just took up space!
Maybe I'm just crotchety and old (I'm 24 lol) but we don't need all this shit in cars! It's straight up distracting and unnecessary. It's a car. It gets you from point A to point B. I don't think you'd ever catch my driving a car any newer than like 2014.
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