#ALSO... CAT BUTLERS>>>>>

[dixidin]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT DAN SAYING "fuck ai!" WHAT????

[aghostnamedcalamity]

🎶 Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy 🎶

Felt like making something lighthearted and happy, needed some cheering up. x) think I might have overdone it, though lol. But! I’ve yet to meet a person who didn’t need at least a little cheering up! Hope everyone has a wonderful day ☕️🔸

[ducktracy]

a short placing heavy emphasis on Hungarian Rhapsody No. II is a rite of passage for golden age cartoons. Bugs Bunny did it! Tom and Jerry did it! Daffy and Donald! but one thing Woody Woodpecker has above the competition is that he is held hostage by a group of gangsters and is forced to entertain, lest he get executed. amazing

[blondeaxolotl]

Yana you fool, you think we're not gonna do anything with the reaper that appeared in two panels and doesn't even have a name and said like only two sentences? Think again

[grelleshighheels]

honestly the fact that sebastian is supposed to be a cold-blooded demonic creature just makes it funnier when he shows any kind of emotion or facial expression other than looking cool or smirking that iconic smirk

[zipsunz]

(how does she still love you after what you did?)

[seraphirism]

Butler’s Cruise Vacation - Outfits.

[ksksksrahrah]

[lackaroses]

I FINALLY HAVE THEM BOTH!!!!!

I got Mordecai like a month or so ago and I’ve been WAITING for Rocky to show up and I can’t be happier

They’re both soooooo cute I love them sm

I 100% recommend them to anyone who’s thinking of buying merch. They’re extremely huggable and less expensive than the other lackadaisy plushies

Also I’ve noticed that Rocky is a lot more squishy than mordecai is! Maybe it’s just because I’ve had Mordecai longer and I somehow made him sturdy while hugging him but I like to think they purposely mad Mordecai harder to hug because it just feels perfect lol

Also just as extra, when Mordecai first showed up I showed him to my mom and her exact words were

“Aww look at his little suit and tie. He looks like trump :)”

and I think about that sometimes

[gentlelass]

-🤍 Morderie’s own brand of “domestic fluff”💢-

This was funnier in my head.

[tangorinee]

Hi!

I wonder what if our devil butlers became vampires for 1 month and they were usually bloodthirsty?🤔

Tw: mention of blood (i meah duhh), biting, a bit sensual at the end, tiny lil bit 🤏 (coughs), sorry if its ooc

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This strange turn of events is definitely gonna test their loyalty and restraint.

Hmm, I think they would have a hard time handling it at first, with their work as a butler and hunting angels, and now they are somehow turned into vampires? And for a month?? Not to mention how thirsty they are. I dont think you, their master, can turn blind eye from this situation. Especially if you want the butlers to be in their tip-top shape, you have to feed your dear butlers!

However, how can you help them if they are incapable of hurting you? These are the same butlers who get all worked up about a little wind when you sneeze. Nor can they just meander around the city and wait in the shadows for a civilian to walk by. Some people already despise and dread them due to their title as the Devil's Butler. What would happen if they found out they are vampires as well?

As their change progressed, so did their hunger, which grew increasingly difficult to control. You knew this couldn't go on. Their persistence will lead them to an early death. So you must carry out the necessary tasks. Each night, you'd invite some of the butlers to your chamber and offer them your blood. With so many butlers, you must take pauses in between. The ritual was both intimate and harrowing, a delicate balance of trust and fear. Now, how do the butlers fair with this ritual?

Hold themselves back: "Their duty comes first."

They are consumed by guilt each time they sank their fangs. They would just drink enough to calm their thirst, pulling away immediately before their greed took over, Eyes filled with remorse and gratitude. The sight of your calm expression despite the danger you faced was both comforting and a torment. With how well-behaved they are, you'll probably tell them to indulge in their hunger for a while the next time. Their movements may seem soft, yet you can sense the hunger in their touch and the way their eyes were fixed on you.

-- Berrien, Fennesz, Bastien, Teddy, Yuhan, Flure, Miyaji, Lono, Nac

Lost in the clouds: "hesitant but driven by nature."

They can't suppress their hunger any longer. Their fangs gleam in the dimly lit room, longing for the warmth beneath your skin. The gentle bite turned into something deeper. Your senses were heightened; a faint gasp escaped your lips, and you could feel the warmth spreading across your face. Your body experienced an unanticipated rush of both pain and pleasure. They were so consumed by bloodlust that they didn't comprehend the gravity of their acts until later. As they drew back, breath quivering, they apologized for their lack of control. You can only give them a reassuring smile with the strength you have left.

-- Boschi, Hanamaru, Lucas, Ammon, Lato, Haures, Lamli

In the end, the butlers' gratitude for you got even stronger, and they are genuinely affected by what you have done for them over the last month. Your relationship with the butlers is stronger than ever.

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Note: idk why this turned out to be longer than i expected, i was planning to answer shortly, but i ended up writing, lol

[ruttama-art]

Imagining how funny it would be if o!Ciel is taller than Sebastian as an adult and then remembering that there's ZERO chance this kid is gonna grow up to be an adult in the first place

Pr*ship DNI

[aghostnamedcalamity]

Another batch of mutuals’ beautiful OCs fresh out the oven! ♥️

Lacrimosa Ambrose belongs to @samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires

River A. Young belongs to @lackassera

Poppy Ayers belongs to @kisses-for-clyde @dolly--milk

Lola Deluca belongs to @blogplutopools

Åse Olaug Årud belongs to @acesandocs @coffeintheface

Benjamin Heller belongs to me, so technically not a mutual, I’ve just been neglecting him so much lately and wanted to include him and his silly faces c:

Got bored of my usual style so experimented a bit. Wouldnt mind feedback on it!

[mai-universe]

(berleezy voice) YOU KNOW WHO THIS MOTHERFUCKER LOOK LIKE LOWKEY

bonus: they are thinking

[blondeaxolotl]

If Joanne ever bumps into Reaper! Maurice, he'd most likely tell him that they were friends or something. Yes, it would be lying technically but at the same time if your bully suddenly came back with severe amnesia, you would NOT tell him you were one of the kids he berated, that'd make things very awkward

[lordisitmine]

THOUGH THE NIGHT BE DARK CH. 7