#AND WHAT ABOUT TJE FUCKING DOG?!

[plantznbooks]

the society

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

[vivi-scera]

aww nooo rin doesn't have a bad end :(

[robot-wrote-a-love-song]

Connor headcanons (refined sort of. not really.)

all under the cut bc kms

- post game he has a tie collection :D this includes a few bowties for special occasions

- his favorite is one that kinda looks like stars. that and the stupid looking fish one

- his arm has permanent bite marks under his skin bc I chewed on him. he allows this bc he loves me

- sometimes the arm i chew on glitches (skin will flicker out) he says he doesn't mind but I still feel guilty

- absolute sucker when it comes to affection. give him a hug and he'll do basically anything (this mainly applies to me ^-^)

- stays with the DPD while Hank works there bc he likes working with his dad :3

- once Hank starts thinking about quitting (he's 50, not going to die) he starts to look into other things

- works at a pet cafe for a while bc he liked the animals and people watching (THATS HOW HE MEETS ME!)

- likes to restore old technology and toys. keeps some and gives some away

- dog person, but still likes cats

- cats like him A LOT. they like how warm he is and the white noise... (it's me I'm cats)

- if u rest ur head on him, u can hear a fan whirring and what sounds similar to a heartbeat

- lets me stick my hand in his chest with his biocomponents

- but would not let me lick them :( (someday)

- absolutely has a problem when it comes to sticking things in his mouth. like a goddamn toddler (oral fixation who?)

- no genitals during the game bc it was inefficient

- has not thought about getting any bc it's require a lot of money

- kept his LED after the revolution

- does not like snow (canon imo)

- very affectionate. would crawl into ur lap in public if u let him (I always let him <3)

- will just. pick ppl up (AS LONG AS THEY'RE OK WITH IT)

- love language is acts of service

- charges with a cable in the back of his neck, or with solar panels.

- blue blush.... bc his blood is blue...

- we have a lil apartment together <3

- adopted a cat n a dog with me :3

- sometimes he feels bad about the ppl he caused to die/killed. then remembers that it wasn't his fault

- still feels bad

- walks around fully clothed everywhere. not even just pajamas (unless he just woke up)

- keeps trying to learn to play an instrument. he wasn't made for it though, so he struggles a lot

- likes sweaters. much like the ties he has a collection

- so many button ups. think of a closet full of them. now two. more than that.

- lets me steal his clothes <3

- if he's got corpses of himself, he absolutely had them buried (i like to think that androids will decompose well n it's not bad for enviro)

- does his best to try n fix Connor 60. he doesn't come back fully right, but he still cares about him

- DOES NOT ACTIVATE TJE OTHER CONNORS. (61+) having three is enough. some still got activated though somehow

- when he finds RK900 he gets activated.

- rk900 is a military android. he's much nicer than he looks

- would not be comfortable sharing his partner (ME!) with Sixty and Nines. he feels weird about it bc while they aren't exactly brothers, they do have his face. it makes him worry that id only want him for his looks

- I love him for him. not for his looks

- always covered in some kind of animal fur. take a lint roller to him and it'll explode

- sometimes he'll accidentally shock ppl when he touches them. apologizes every time. I forgive him <3

- has a projector built into his wrist and forehead. did not realize this for a long fucking time

- thirium is edible. this is 4 ppl like me who r bitey. it tastes metallic, but also subtly sweet. a bit rubbery

- I found out after biting him rlly hard. I like it

- as his model gets older some of his parts + systems start to fail. has to track down Kamski + work with cyberlife to figure out how to fix it bc he was forgetting things (no angst here thank u <3)

- if I ask rlly nicely he lets me plug my phone into him to charge it

- thirium will stain ur tongue blue. please don't bite your androids before work (found out the hard way)

- if he got genitals (tbh he won't) for about a week he'd have an insane sex drive. this is a bug in the software that engineers have not figured out. they're still working on it.

- he genuinely does not care about sex and that stuff. neither do I

- can detach his limbs if he wants to. if he's in a meeting sometimes he'll detach his arm and give it to me. people have found this disturbing <3

- it's a pain in the ass to take it off and then reattach it tho so he doesn't do it often

- likes holiday lights

- can switch his pain tolerance off if he wants to (no reaction when he got shot, but after he starts to deviate, things hurt more) usually keeps them on bc once he turned them off while cooking, and didn't realize there was a knife stuck in his torso until he couldn't find it and went to ask me to look for it

- actually horrifying

- will not wear turtlenecks. he doesn't like how they feel on his neck + they're Nines' thing. they look too similar otherwise

- hair is slightly wavier than it looks.

- can grow hair wherever he wants. prefers to be relatively hairless

- tried long hair for a bit. liked it, but preferred it shorter

- thought about getting a piercing. did not bc minor wounds (such as piercing holes or papercuts) close super easily

- if he took out a piercing 4 too long it'd close :(

- way later into his deviancy (like. 2040 or smth, after he leaves the DPD) he starts researching punk/alt subcultures

- absolutely made himself a battle vest :3

- it's more Sixty's thing w/ the whole style thing (sixty is 100% on the alt stuff. many piercings despite how hard they r to keep) but they bond over it :3

- Hank teaches him how to sew on patches n make spikes n stuff

- it takes him a few months after deviancy to call Hank by his name

-the first time he called Hank dad was by accident

- not objectum. would 100% do so much research on it 4 me :3

- sort of understands it too

- his battle vest has his model number (RK800) with the triangle on it. he cut it directly from his jacket

- other patches on his jacket include the MLM flag, and one about punching Nazis. he's got an ACAB one on the back

- if you give him enough materials, he'll just. make things.

- once he was asked by some kids to fix the tire swing at a park. took Hank's spare tire for it and it's 100% safe

- weighs a bit less than he looks. he's designed to be aerodynamic

- if ur strong enough and threw him, it'd be funny bc he'll go rlly far

- learns to slow dance/dance but romantic bc he's hopeless

- can play music from a speaker somewhere. I can't tell if it's in his mouth or behind his ear and he won't tell me >:(

- can take photos with his brain. has an entire album of me :3

- similarly, I am running out out phone storage with all my photos of him

- starts to draw at some point. not very good at it but he puts his little doodles on anything he writes on

- a lot of them r me n him :3

- if someone were to jump him, he'd take it until either they got bored of him not reacting (turned off his pain receptors) or damaged smth important

- we have talked about this. he says he will stop taking it. I will beat ppl up 4 him

- if someone were to jump someone else he cared about, he'd 100% beat their ass

- HE CAN PUT LITTLE EMOTICONS OR SYMBOLS IN HIS EYES.

- his fav is a lil <3

- others he does often include ? ! ★

[starrii-sturns]

Bro I'm so boreddd so I need to rant ab my day so I've been up since like 8 td cuz I had to go to an apartment w my mom😔 an like me an my mom had went to ts Restaurant to get food cuz we was hungry an stuff but anyway we had went there an my mom said I had to go inside to order an I was like NOOO WHYY an then she said she would text what I needed to get an I was like fine Easy peasy.... NOT EASY PEASY OK so i went in there an was trying to order an so i Showed the dude my phone he looks at it AND TAKES MY PHONEE an text's my mom back cuz she was texting what to get so there texting an stuff an he's confused an I'm like 1 gemme my phone an 2 what's there to be confused about dog just gemme the food😭 so like a few mins go by I get my phone an tje food an that's honestly it 😔 an the food was butt cheeks😭 NEVER AGAIN

Anyway how was u dayyyy (sorry it's long 😞🤞)

WHAT THE FUCK UMMMM 😭

my day was alright 😞

[l13]

okay, i haven’t been on tumblr for a while, and seeing people calling you racist over fucking PORN is crazy. first off, finding POC porn links is hard as fuck. i’ve tried so many times, and it’s so incredibly hard. secondly, why are they hating you when you aren’t the problem, you aren’t looking at the captions and going “hm, this seems racist, lets add it!”, no. your looking at the actual porn and making up your own scenarios based off of that, the real problem is the people making the videos and willingly captioning that. their calling you racist when i believe the owner of the account is actually a black girl who’s literally WRITING the captions herself, talking about “love being fucked by domestic white men on fourth of july” LIKE YOU CANT CONTROL WHAT THEIR PUTTING AS THE CAPTIONS?? YOUR JUST LOOKING AT TJE ACTUAL DIRTY SHIT LIKE THE FUCKING AND SEX?? why are people so closed minded. do they not see the other links you find of POC that have nothing racist about them? this is insane. babes, if you find joy in making porn links, keep making them and fuck these bitch ass haters. of course i’d understand if you didn’t; but don’t let them ruin your joy <3 i love you!!

i understand that most of them probably don't even bother to check my blog, so they judge me based on one little post they see, and I guess it seemed as though I was purposefully putting those visuals just for people to see the captions?

it's so funny to even think about but yeah I get where they were coming from, but it was honestly so like idk i felt like dog shit is what im trying to say

i tend to ignore hate comments but those weren't hate comments at all, they were just people looking out for other people and I get that 100% which is why I also felt like I actually did smth wrong even tho I didn't

[justice4billy]

You're the worst-part twelve

Warnings smut, phone sex and masturbation

Billy x fem reader/enemies to lovers

Camille huffed as she pushed her apartment door open. New York weather was the worst she thought as she put her umbrella by the door shrugging off her rain mack before hanging it up.

The phone ringing had her stopping in her tracks, as she shrugged off her wet clothes preparing to go in the shower before walking over to the devide and picking it up.

"Hello" she huffed.

"Well, don't sound to happy to hear me" Billy drawled on the other end.

Camille widened her eyes. "Oh shoot, sorry I'm just a little wet" she blurted out widening her eyes at tje innuendo.

Billy chuckled. "Well, maybe I can help you with that" he drawled in a sultry tone.

Camille clenched her legs at the suggestion. "I meant from the rain" she responded dumbly.

Billy chuckled. "Relax, I just called to talk to you about coming over to yours" je stated.

Camille gauped, sje didn't ghink he was serious. "Oh" she stated. "Well, when we're you thinking of coming over?" She asked.

"Next weekend" he stared.

Camille widened her eyes scanning her apartment. Next weekend, shit she would really Nedd to have a spring clean.

"You there?" Billy asked.

Camille shook her head. "Yeah, sorry that would be great" she stated trying to hide the panic in her voice wondering if she had any sexy underwear.

Billy chuckled. "So, what you wearing?" He asked sultry voice dropping an octave.

Camille widened her eyes. "W-what?" She faltered feeling hot.

Bully let out a breath. "You wearing any underwear?" He grunted as she heard a slick sound on the other end.

Camille gauped. "Are you jerking off?" She blurted.

"Maybe" Billy replied with a low chuckle. "You never had phone sex before?" He queried.

"No!" Camille exclaimed her cheeks burning.

Billy chuckled. "I told ya my hand is working overtime" he stated nonchantly as if he told her what he had for dinner.

Camille bit her lip, a slick wetness pooling in her underwear. Her hands itching to reach towards her purple lacy underwear.

"You're such a horn dog" she accused trying to keep her voice even.

Billy snorted. "Dont tell me you ain't thinking about me especially when you're in bed" he groaned the sound of slickness drafting down the line. "Fuck" he swore.

"Maybe" CAmille replied breathless her hands ghosting over her stomach and towards the lining of her underwear.

Billy grunted. "I'll tell you a secret" he started. "I'm but ass naked, alone in my apartment thinking of how well your pussy takes me" he groaned.

Canille let out a shaky moan. "Billy" she whispered breathily her hand dipping inside her underwear as she slowly drifted down to the floor.

"Same my name sweetheart" Billy purred down the line. "You gonna touch yourself for me baby?" He asked in a low husk.

Camille let out a groan her fingers circling her bud lightly. "Mmmm yes" she moaned.

"You thinking about my dick?" He grunted.

Camille moaned. "Yes" she replied putting two fingers inside, her coil spasming in pleasure, back arching.

Billy let out a low moan. "Cant wait to fuck you, gonna ruin you baby" he babbled the sounds of wet slick growing rapidly indicating he was close.

"Billy" Camille whined throwing her head back, fingers rapidly circling inside of herself. "I'm gonna-" she panted not being able.to finish her sentence.

"You gonna cum with me?" Billy grunted the sound of his hips snapping upwards filled thr line.

"Ahh yes" Camille cried her coil snapping as her slick coated her fingers.

"Fuck" Billy swore before panting. "Fucking hell" he swore.

Camille panted let out a breathless laugh. "Fuck indeed" she replied.

Billy moaned. "Cant wait to fucking see you" he stated.

"Ditto" Camille panted.

"I better have a shower" Billy panted. "I'll see you next week, yeah?" He asked.

"Yeah, I'll meet you at the airport" Camille replied.

Billy bid her a goodbye before the line went dead. Camille got up on shaky knees, peeling off her now ruined underwear as she rummaged threw her drawers and cursing. Shit, she really needed some sexy underwear.

[1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n]

Xtas commentary/notes S1

(warning: swearing, spoilers, typos)

S1E1

- Dude this series so far is fuckin Delightful /srs

- Jubilee is chinese American, and has foster parents

- Also her powers have somethin to do with machines n electronics

- All the fuckers are here, Gambit, beast, FUCKIN MORPH, Rogue, Storm, Wolvie, Xavier, Cyclops

- Also hold on, why are like half the team hangin out at the mall? Gambit kinda makes sense, but what the fuck were Rogue n Storm doin?

- Gambit's first appearance is literally just him buyin cards from some lady behind yhe register flirting with him

- Jubilee unironically says dweebs, i mean, it is the 90's and her default outfit includes neon pink visor shades n a yellow trenchcoat

- Oh also shes 3in shorter than Logan

- Storm is 5'11 n 127lbs and Rogue is 5'8 n 120lbs

Storm: Yes, Rogue has a Way with men

- The cashier lady that's bein smoothtalked by Gambit (unintentionally) literally was seconds away from bein killed by a giant 2 story tall robot and screams WHAT IS THAT, Gambit, this fucker, "Dont worry Chere, your insurance can handle it"

- Gambit is confirmed 6'2, also 190lbs

- THE SENTINEL CALLS GAMBIT EXPENDABLE

- This show is literally so unserious it fuckin hurts

Cyclops: Energy blast huh, Heres one from a Pro *laser beams the sentinel's head off*

- 2 things here, 1) Scott your brain damage literally stops you from being able to control your lasers without wearin ruby quartz over your eyes, 2) HOW HAS NO ONE THOUGHT TO DO THAT, THE FUCKING GODDESS THAT CAN SUMMON LIGHTNING DIDNT EVEN THINK OF ELECTROCUTING THE DAMN THING

- Jubilee accidentally shorts out the ekg meter she's hooked up to, and shushes it and tells it to be quiet

- BEAST LITERALLY HAS PRIMATE MOBILITY ALSO HIS

B: This would be concerning if it were to detonate. Disconcerting, yet provocative *as he's literally flipping from the pipes on the ceiling, onto the ground*

- Morph is an impish lil fucker, has the laugh of one too, sounds like one of them tiny species of monkeys

- Logan n Gambit are literally playin a more dangerous version of tag, god i love these dumbasses

- Jubilee gets confused by the danger room and thinks Wolvie n Gambit are tryin to kill each other (the second hand emabrassment), so she zaps Wolvie

Storm: *Rushes to tje door of the danger room with the others* Is the child alright?

W: *tryin to wake up after bein launched at a wall unsuspectingly* uhhggg, not fer long..

- BEAST N MORPH LITERALLY LAUGH AT WOLVIE AFTER JUBILEE EXPLAINS, which of course Logan threatens them with his claws, as he does

Gambit: Don worry Petit, you jus hurt Wolverine's pride, thats all.

X: *talkin about the mutant control agency*

W: *sits on the table literally not even inches away from Beast* so we get em, and shred em

G: Id get in there alone, easy

X: No, Storm will take 3 xmen in with her, Wolverine, Beast, and Morph

M: If it makes you feel any better Gambit :) *transforms their face into Gambits and does a kinda shitty Gambit impression* I go in like dis ah? ;)

- God i love Gambit

C: *tellin the professor how the x men were taught to use their powers for good but X rolls off to somewhere else*

W: whats tha matter.. teacher's pet got cold feet?...

C: *nonverbally threatens to use his laser on Logan if he dont shut up*

W: anytimmee, pretty boyy..

- GOD LOGAN'S SUCH A LIL BITCH

W: *literally shoves Gambit out of his way* outta the way, Gumbo..

G: *charges up a card* >:(

Cyke: Gambit! Let 'im go..

G: *tosses the card* Ah, hes not worth it >:\

- Morph responds to Beast's "Television👆:)" with "Prrogress :)👆"

- BEAST LOOKS SO OFFENDED AFTER LOGAN SAYS "Lousy luck.."

- ALSO LOGAN IN A TREE MOMENT

- HE GOT BIT BY A DOG WHILE TRYIN TO FIND JUBILEE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

Morph: hey can u guys boost me over the fence Beast?

Wolvie n Beast look at each other knowing they're gonna fuvk with Morph, so they basically toss them over the fence

Wolvie: looks like we can >:)

- OH ALSO WOLVIE'S VOICE IN THIS SOUNDS FUVKIN AWFUL WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE A ILL INTENTIONED SNAKE

- Logan claws through the solid metal door, just for Beast to walk after him sayin "the guards keys :) *jingles said keys*" logan responded with "..So I'll buy 'im a new door"

W: hold it, electronic beamss...

B: You can detect infrared spectrum?

W: I can smell em.. *sneef* ... Ooozooonnnee...

- BEAST STOP BEIN PHILOSOPHICAL WE'RE TRYIN TO FIND A FUCKIN KID

- BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKIN OUTRO

S1E2

- GAMBIT, STOP. BRAGGING.

- Everyone, including Beast runs through the door smoother than butter in a hot pan, except Morph, sumbitch does that drift thing and hits their shoulder on the doorway

S: *tries opening the filing cabinets* It is Locked-

W: *tears out the lock mech on the specific cabinet* Unlocked.

- Certified nerd Beast

G: You wanna play with Gambit? Here take a card *launches a card at the tanks, which explodes* House wins.

- was that an animation error on Gambit's eyes?

- THANK YOU STORM FOR SHUTTING BEAST UP

- MOEPH DIED!??? NOOO MY SILLY LIL GREMLIN MAN(/NEU) NOOOOO

Cyke n Logan get off the blackbird, of course not without a creature Wolvie moment

W: CYCLOPS! *Angrily walks over*

C: I know how you feel about it Wolverine- *gets gut punched n doubles over*

W: You know Nothin Lil Man.. >:(

- God the tension between these 2 dipshits

- OKAY SO BEAST LIVED BUT NOT MORPH WJAT THE FUCK

- Logan rips up Scott's car and when Jean confronts him he goes

W: Tell Cyclops.. i made him a convertible.. >:(

- BRO THEY LITERALLY FORCED WOLVERINE AGAINST HIS WILL TO LEAVE BEAST N MORPH WHAT THE FUCK, I KNOW HES STUBBORN BUT HE'S BASICALLY FUCKIN IMMORTAL

- Its literally the only the 2nd episode and this is the 3rd time Logan's said "I go, where I wanna go.."

- This asshole at the bar literally takes off Scott's glasses and once Scott's lasers destroys "their" table, this rando begs Scott to put the glasses back on BROTHER YOU FUCKIN TOOK EM OFF HIS FACE WITH A POOL CUE WHATDOYAFUCKINMEAN

- Scott doesnt apologize for command decisions

- OH NOW STORM ELECTROCUTES THE SENTINELS WHAT THE FUCK

- Still cant get over the fact that Morph sacrificed themself to save Logan

S1E3

- the guards really think just cause Beast is a mutant that he cant read

- Ill admit, the pages are bein flipped backwards

- DUDE THE BUILDING IS LITERALLY BEIN ATTACKED AND BEAST IS JUST READIN

- WITH HIS STUPID FUCKIN MEDIC GLASSES

- Wow these guards are fuckin dumb, they're outside shootin at random, unbeknownst to them they're blasting the electric fences open

- MAGNETO PANTSED THE GUARD TRYIN TO THREATEN BEAST TO CALL OFF THE OTHERS

- MAGNETO'S GOIN ON ABOUT SOME MUTANT SUPREMACY SHIT AND BEAST JUST PUTS HIS ANKLE CUFFS BACK ON AFTER ERIK BLASTED EM OFF

- Sorry, M a g n u s, is what he's named here

Scott: No! Thats an Order!

- Scott, son, he aint gonna listen to you, especially after you n the others made him leave Morph n Beast, which yknow, is the reason Beast even got caught and you 3 are now in a fuckin court

Scott: Come on, theyre gonna kill him [Sabretooth]!

Logan: ..gOoodd.. >:)

Scott: *looks back at Logan* W h a t

Logan: *stands there n crosses his arms like a pouting child about to tell his parents no*.

-

Xavier: He [Sabretooth] was near death!

Wolverine: not near eNough..

- Xavier's srill tryin to tell Logan to leave Sabretooth alone (he's still not listening) and this fuckin clip

W: *actually getting emotional* but you dont know him... he Cant stay here.... (Territorial lil thing are we?)

Storm: Thats how we felt about you when you first came.

- BRO JUST FUCKIN STAB HIM WITH HIS OWN HAND WHY DONT YA

- AND THEN HE JUST

W: ... >:/ Get outta my wayy....

- HE LITERALLY STOMPS OFF LIKE A PISSED OFF CHILD AFTER HE SAYS "How come we're supposed to Trash your old enemy.. but we gotta go easy on mine...?" BRO I GET SABERTOOTH IS A SENSITIVE SUBJECT BUT UOU ARE LITERALLY ACTING LIKE A CHILD

- He's age regressing✨/hj

- Also he's impulsive as shit, doin everything by trial n error as opposed to "Think about this carefully"

- Oh you want Logan n the others to stop nuclear missiles, he's gonna go to the computer room that's got the timer n destroy all the computers, but not find the "off switch"

S1E4

- Im sorry but what in the acid trip is this, Professor?

- People under Charles' physic link can break it? What?

- Sabretooth really doesn't want Xavier to know anything, sumbitch literally made a concrete block to hide whatever it is he dont want Xavier to know

- Prof X looks like a character from Dragon Ball

- LOGAN HAVIN A DRINK IN XAVIERS OFFICE HE LOOKS SO FRUITY JUST LEANIN AGAINST THE BOOKSHELF

- Scott tryin to be Xavier's lil soldier, standin there abnormally fuckin straight

- God Logan's a territorial lil fucker

- SABRETOOTHS GETTIN THE SAME RECOVERY PSYCH TREATMENT LOGAN DID WHEN HE FIRST GOT THERE

W: I'lL PEnETrATe HIS RECeSsESss rrgrgrrrg *vibrating out of rage*

- he's growling like a guard dog now

- Logan stomps off like he did last time and

X: We'll deal with Wolverine's attitude later

- Magneto goin on his Mutant Supremacy rant again, this time, using chemicals instead of nuclear missiles

- Xavier fully knows that Magneto's usin the lab workers as bait; "He's challenging me :o .."

- WHY ARE YOU LEAVIN JUBILEE TO WATCH SABRETOOTH SHE'S LITERALLY A MINOR AND JUST STARTED FIGURING OUT HER POWERS

- HE'S LITERALLY A TWICE AS LARGE MORE FERAL AND UNTAMED WOLVERINE AND YOU LET THE CHILD LOOK AFTER HIM WHAT THE FUCK

- Magnus is really pissed over his ex (Charles)

- ROGUE X STORM MOMENT

- SHE CALLED STORM BABY

- Cyclops is the official pretty boy

- Okay so Rogue now has Cyclops laser beams cause she gave mouth to mouth with Scott

- Its not official yet that Scott's disabled, so Rogue had uncontrollable laser beams shootin out her eyes until she closed em

- BRO YOY JUST LAUNCH YOUR EX OUT HIS FLYING WHEELCHAIR WHAT THE FUCK MAN

- Magneto's helmet isnt anti-psychic yet

- HOLOCAUST BEAM BITCH

- Fuck Senator Kelly

- Sabre also doesn't like Senator Kelly

- WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING HIM NO YOU DUMBASS HE WORKS FOR MAGNETO

- LOGAN SNEAKIN AROUND LIKE A LIL GREMLIN

W: AlRighT You EGg SucKiN PieCe OF GuTtERr TRAsH, You AlWaYS LiKeD PuShIN aROUnD PeoPLe SmAlLeR ThAn You, WELL AIHM SMALLER, TRY PUSHIN ME RAGGHHGGHH

- Okay now there's the stabbin Logan with his own claws part

- ROGUE WHY ARE YOU FLIRTIN WITH CYCLOPS HE'S MARRIED

- X is really tryin to make Wolvie out to be the bad guy here

- "I shouldve listen to you" WELL NOW HE'S UNCONSCIOUS ON A GURNEY WITH HIS CHEST WRAPPED IN BANDAGES HOWS THAT THEN

- Magneto you cartoonish ass villian motherfucker

S1E5

- okay yeah Rogue, just casually call Gambit swamp rat

- STOP TALKIN ABOUT MORPH

- WHAT IN THE STONER SURFER DUDE VOICE HAPPENED TO GAMBIT "AwHh DhUUDe"

- MORE STORM X ROGUE MOMENTS

- Storm's havin a breakdown

- Storm has claustrophobia

- WOLVIE DOIN KARATE

- WOLVIE FALLIN FOR JEAN

- Cyke is zonin off, thinkin about not letting the professor down, daddy issues much Soldier Boy?

- TOAD MOMENT (5.20.25 edit: not toad, leech)

- Whole gang of mutants in the subway station

Cyke: Must be mutants.

- YEAH NO SHIT BUD ONE OF EM IS BLUE AND MADE A SOLID WALL OUTTA SLUDGE

- Okay so yeah without any ruby shit, Scott is practically blind

- WOLVIE RUBBIN JEAN PIC MOMWNT

- GAMBIT IN A SPWEDOYMOMENT WHAT

- FUCKIN HOT ATTRACTIVE CAJUN GINGER MAN JUMPSCARE DURIN AN EMOTIONAL WOLVIE MOMEBY WHAT THE FUVK WRITERS

- Logan cuts Scott out of the pic of Jean

- Okay not Toad, Leech

- The mutant gang also took Scott's laser eyes, and his glasses

- Callisto? What?

- Okay Callisto is a she, she's just got a muscular rectangular frame here

- Mutant gang are called Morlocks

- Callisto really wants Cyclops

- Okay nonconsensual face stroking, dont love it

- Callisto needs a companion, an heir, Scott's response: "So take out an ad. where's Jean >:("

- Belive Gambit went through somethin like this, forced marraige, until Gambit killed the bride's brother

- At least Gambit's concerned for Storm's claustrophobia

G: Scott n Jean pick one strange romantic hideaway, no?

W: Shut up.. im gettin a scent...

- ROGUE CALLED SUNDER A ROACH

- I never wanna hear Jean say mommy

- LOGAN JUMPSCARED "SCOTT" AWAKE BY STABBIN HIS CLAWS INTO THE GROUND ON EACH SIDE OF SCOTTS HEAD

W: Great warrior eh? How bout we take 'im back, in Pieces. *Stab*

C: *does the most comedic anime boy scream ive ever heard*

- Wait that wasnt Scott, it was a morlock

- Callisto really wants to keep Scott

- This episode is Really testin Storm's claustrophobia

- MORLOCK GAVE GAMBIT THE PLAGUE OR SOME SHIT LIKE THE PLAGUE HORSEMAN IN SPN

W: Run all you like lady, i like to Hunt.. >:)

- Logan's savin Scott just so Jean doesnt get upset

- How dare you use my feral boy's emotions against him?!? You Wench!!

- Oooh, lightsaber fight with Scott as a reward

- His purtty brown eyes

- Logan's jealous

- Gambit's unconscious, still recovering from the plague

- LOGAN TRASHED HIS ROOM, CUT UP THE PIC OF SCOTT N JEAN AND FUCKIN L E F T, AND SCOTT N JEAN WERE GONNA THANK HIM, NOPE HE FUCKIN BOLTED

S1E6

- WOLVIE GOES BACK TO LIVIN FERAL IN THE WOODS IN CANADA, ALL THIS, OVER JEAN

- He's so emotionally and mentally unstable and doesnt know how to handle any of it except violence and hiding <3

- How they gonna get a runaway animal back from out the woods

- Scott, you know its Logan, he aint much of a talker, and also he's Logan, he's dogshit at emotions

- Oh okay so he legit trashed his room n left out the window, got it

- Also his weightliftin shit is also in his bedroom?

- God ive never seen Scott so sassy, and also insulting Logan's lack of emotional mental stability

- Fuvk you Scott

- Ohhh da weasel boy gone skiin in a winter wasteland

- SABRETOOTH NO HE'S JUST TRYIN TO ENJOY HIMSELF

- So does Sabertooth just look like that? Cause they're out in the middle of nowhere Canada, and Logan has a parka on, Sabre is just wearing what i assume is his superhero costume thing, and doesnt feel shit i guess

- DUDE SABRETOOTH JUST DID LIKE A BITCHY RrrRAa- AaH~ WHEN LOGAN PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE

- Well Congrats Victor, you broke the ice and Logan fell into ice water

- Okay so now Victor's yellin over Wolverine bein "dead"

- HE DOES HAVE MUTANT HEALIN POWERS WHAT

- Logan's still snarky even when hes grippin on to a block of ice for dear life

- GOOD LOAWRD SCOTT REALLY SUCKS HERE

C: I Wont have you spreading lies and Disrupting the Team!

G: You afraid you'll lose your job? You wont be leader no more?

C: You either Follow orders like the other members of this Team, or youre Out of it!

G: If you wanna settle this mon ami, then lets do it *charges up a card*

- X why are you accusing Gambit of Scott's bullshit, Scott's the one bein an ass

- "I thought it was Dangerous for Gambit to spread Unfounded Rumors" Fuck off ya boot lickin dweeb

- Dawg, Gambit grew up with the Thieves Guild, and Logan is Logan, he's bound to be in n out

- SEE X AGREES WITH GAMBIT YOU BOSSY LIL DIMWIT

- OH NOW HE AGREES TO GO TO GENOSHA JUST CAUSE X SAID THEY COULD I HATE YOU YOU FUCKIN KISSASS

- "Oh relax Cyclops, all work n no play make Jacques a dull boy ;)" as Remy walks out

- I hate this bitch so much, hes a different type of bratty lil bitch than Wolvie, at least Logan's relatable, you're just validation seekin from your higherups

Jean: *to Scott* Maybe we All could use a vacation~

Cyke: Yeah, from Gambit 😒

- Son i oughta slap the shit outta you

- Bro, one of the native dudes thought about usin Logan as a way to get money n a new waterski from the government

- Okay so the mission was to disguise as tourists to check out Genosha, and what does Gambit do, dress exact the same as he normally does, his fuckin suit, cowl, trenchcoat gloves, doesnt even bother coverin up his eyes

- At least Storm n Jubilee put effort into disguising themselves

- "It takes skill to handle the nets" bud you're talking to a man born n raised from Alberta

- Okay now he's just braggin, calm down bud

- ONE OF THE NATIVES SAYS LOGAN HAS THE STRENGTH OF A POLAR BEAR

- Yeah and if he really wanted to, he could probably kill one and chomp through the bones like chips

- Okay this dude is really jealous of Logan, calm down man, Logan aint stayin long

- LOGAN FEELS HAPPY N PEACEFUL FOR FUCKIN ONCE MY BOY :DDDDDD

- What the fuck is airsick

- Great Wolvie, you created a villain

- Im sorry did Sabretooth just "bap" this guy?

- Victor stop you tryhard

- This is all cause Scott pissed of Logan so hard that Logan left to Canada

- "Would he say that if he knew we're mutants" Remy i love you, but if yiu don't want the people to know you're a mutant, how about dont say it outloud like a moron, you're still fuckin dressed like a mutant you loveable imbecile

- His eyes are still on full display too

- Im sorry what in the psychic anti-mutant bullshit is this hotel

- Oh no not Sabretooth, why hint that shit to Logan what the fuck man

- I'm fuckin tired man there's too much drama goin on

- Oh thanks man, have part in Sabretooth's plan of destroying the last place Logan felt at peace, your people will be proud of you and your jealousy

- I know this is a show from 92, but the animation errors.. why does Logan's suit have arm hair, OKAY SO HE WAS WEARING SLEEVES AND IN THE NEXT FEW FRAMES HES NOT MAKE UP YALLS MIND ANIMATION STUDIO

- Logan's voice actor sounds like his throat's shot

- OH MY GOD LOGAN YOU ARE BORN N RAISED AND CANADA AND SNOW IN THE EYES DEBILITATES YOU??

- Belt grab moment, but it's Logan's belt this time

- And Sabretooth falls down an artic ravine

- DID LOGAN SLIP ON ICE THROWIN THE BOMB OVER THE LEDGE

- No Storm, its not genuine, they're just r e a l good at hiding they're plans

- "Maybe Genosha Is a paradise" Gambit says as people are literally about to swat the place

- Okay so Gambits cards work against these robots, but not the sentinels?

- NO GAMBIT GOT HIT WITH A LASER

- Dude theres always some robot tentacle shit goin on why?

S1E7

- "Previously on X men" Scott sucks and gets everyone in trouble and blames it on people not following his orders

- Gambit easily coulda dodged that laser, if im bein honest

- How is this slave labor camp allowed

- Oh great more robot tentacles

- Oh look, a sentinel

- Oh so he tells Jubilee to keep quiet n still when Storm's tryin to escape, but when the leader dude says to dispose of Storm, now Gambit wants to do something?

- Storm is from Cairo

- Gambit is real stubborn here

- "There's probably no trouble on Genosha" oh boy are you all fuckin wrong, Jubilee, Gambit, n Storm are locked in a slave labor prison camp

- Oh look, Gambit's gone

- THEY FUCKIN TOOK GAMBIT WHAT THE HELL MAN

- Storm is like, actually physically not doin okay

- GAMBIT NO

- Gyrich really is obsessed with mutants and the x men

- SMART MAN GAMBIT SLY SNEAKY DOG

- EY IT CABLE

- ITS FUCKIN CABLE

- "The Wild Man of Borneo"

- Soldier tf2 levels of patriotic (more so focused on the government rather than stars n stripes)

- Gambit has the audacity to comment on Jubilee's sweat while they're actively running away while bein shot at by laser guns

- Charged up bolt nuts are apparently enough to knock over a sentinel, but not his cards

- COLOSSUS?!?

- No wait not Colossus

- Gyrich has that nasally incel voice

- AYYY IT FUCKIN CABLE AGAIN, With his Scombine earpiece

- AYY ANOTHER ROGUE X STORM MOMENT

- I agree Rogue, Storm's been doin too much

- Cable loves his democracy, and is willin to toss the colonel/Leader over the bridge

- IM.SORRY WHY IS THE MEGA SENTINEL SENTIENT

- NO THE FUCKIN SCHOOL'S DESTROYED

- OH YOU CLIFFHANGER LOVIN BITCHES CURSE YOU

- Dude i am exhausted this is too much fuckin drama n tea

S1E8

- Wolvie's pickin his teeth with one of his claws

- The school's destroyed and Xavier is missin

- NO WHY WOULD CHARLES ELABORATE

- "ThE PrOFeSsOr WaNtS uS tO wOrK aS a TeAm" YEAH THATS RICH COMIN FROM YOU SCOTT, YOU'RE THE REASON GAMBIT N LOGAN GOT PISSED OFF

Storm: Where's Wolverine going?

Cyke: His Own way like he Always does😒

- SHUT UP YOU FUCKIN KISSASS BOSSY LIL BITCH

- THANK YOU JUBILEE SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS LOGAN FOR ONCE

- STORM NO SEPERATING IS ALWAYS SHOWN AS A BAD IDEA

- NO NOT MY BOY COLOSSUS LEAVE HIM ALONE (Not to mention the xenophobia) HE CANT HELP HE'S TALL AS SHIT

- PIOTR<43333

- Oh hi Logan, looks like Jubilee did find him first, or well, he found her

- LOOK AT THE GINAT SHINY MAN MY PRETTY SHIBY METAL BOY✨✨✨<33333

- Jubes, dont automatically assume Piotr crushed the mansion

- MY BOY PIOTR MAKIN HIS POWERS USEFUL

- Oh look, more xenophobia

- COMRADES<3333

- Im sorry, you see this guy demolish a building in less than 5min, and you think running him over with a truck'll kill 'im? What are you a fuckin moron?

- His poor English<33333

Piotr: Now you run away. What i have done wrong? :(

Logan: ..the First thing was Crushin the Professors Mansionn >:( *jumps off metal frame onto Colossus's shoulders, only to get flung off into a pile of rubble

W: oouughh.. guy's got a great arm...

- PIOTR NO DON'T HURT HER

- Bro what is Logan's deal with jumpin on Pitor's shoulders

Piotr: *holdin Logan upside-down by his suit* What do you want? I do not know of any mansion? >:( It is a mistake

W: .. *sniff sniff* youre right 'Ivan'

Piotr: *throws Logan aside into more rubble* 😒

- YEHA JUBILEE JUST CAUSE ITS A BIG MAN MUTANT DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN ITS PIOTR, ALSO LOGAN CAN LITERALLY SMELL BRAIN CHEMICALS, HE WOULD KNOW IF PIOTR WAS AT THE MANSION

- HOW WAS PIOTR THERE

- HE WAS JUST WANTIN TO OPEN A BANK ACCOUNT BRO

- WHO'S FRAMIN MY BOY

- "Remember Rogue, no scenes" AS ROGUE IS LITERALLY STILL WEARIN HER SUIT

- AYYY HANK IS BACK

- NO ONE FUCKIN QUESTIONED WHY BEAST WAS GONE WHAT THE FUCK

- Hank's just chillin hangin upside down from a metal pipe, he was chattin with Piotr in Russian

- God Beast you fuckin goody two shoes

- BEAST KNOWS RUSSIAN

Rogue: Dear dear, no back door :o

Colossus: *shifts and breaks the fuckin wall* Now theres a back door :)

- THERES THE SUMBITCH MAKIN MY BOY LOOK BAD

- INSTEAD OF SNEAK ATTACKIN JUGGERNAUT LOGAN JUST CLAWS THE MONEY BAGS OPEN SO JUBILEE CAN HAND SAID MONEY BACK TO THE BANK

- LOGAN IS GETTIN MANHANDLED A LOT IN THIS EPISODE HUH

J: Im Not a mutant, Tin Head >:( My powers are Magical. And none of you mutant Wimps can Handle them >:(

- Scott i really can't stand you

Cyclops: Ive got an idea. It'll take all of us working together *looks to Wolverine* For a Change

W: >:(

- okay so Juggernaut is just inherently evil, got it

- WHY IS ROGUE SCREAMIN WHAT THE FUCK

- ANOTHER ROGUE X STORM MOMENT

- Okay Rogue's fine now

- Juggernaut's up, and Jean gave him amnesia

- LOGAN LIKES PIOTR TOO

- PIOTR'S HELPIN REBUILD THE MANSION I LOVE HIM

- Logan gettin emotional moment, and Jubilee relating to him

S1E9

- Oh now we're back to the Genosha shit?

- Oh hey look its Warren

- HI CABLE :3

- Sneaky man Cable, despite him bein built like Logan, but twice the height

- Oh hey look, Angel got his wings

- Okay Angel's alone now

- Oh look, a recluse German man

- "I haven't told them about Adler's discovery, but its time i did" BITCH YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL THEM YOU FUCKIN LEFT TO SCOTLAND, GAMBIT STORM N JUBILEE GOT PUT IN A LABOR CAMP ON GENOSHA

- Oh hey look Gambit's here

W: Keep an eye on me Gambit, you might learn somethin D:| 👆 *slices a stack of wood in half with one of his claws* |:)

- Remy's just tryin to make the fuckin mortar mix man

W: Lemme put some nails in that for ya Jean. I always did like workin with my hands |:)

- WE GET IT YOUR A GRUFF RUGGED MANLY MAN SHUT UP

W: That mortar looks a lil thick, Storm. Better add some water :)

Storm: *creates a rain cloud for the water*

Gambit: Big expert. Always givin orders.

W: Makin up for Your screw ups, Gumbo. Too bad you dont know how to do anything, but pick pockets and steal candy from babies *uses his middle claw to spread the mortar n stack bricks*

- i love you sir, but i draw the line for your bratty bitchy attitude at Gambit

- GAMBIT CHARGES UP A BRICK HES ABOUT TO GRAB SNEAKY MAN :33

- Cylcops has the Audacity to scold Gambit for chargin a brick Logan was about to lay down

- "He better be more careful with his mouth ;)" IS RIGHT SON

W: You better stop worrying about my Mouth, and start worrying about These >:( *right claws retract*

- ROGUE PUT GAMBIT IN A MAKESHIFT CAGE YOU SHOULD PUT LOGAN IN THE CAGE MAAM, HES THE SPOILT PET NOT GAMBIT

- Bro Logan, you're fuckin canadian, you cant be xenophobic when you are literally not from America, Cajuns are American

- I love Rogue n her bein southern

- "You gonna shut up or am I gonna have tuh help yew?" >:(

- AY DA GAMBIT TRYIN TO COMFORT ROGUE

- Nevermind she threw him out her car

- HE JUMPED BACK IN

Rogue: You Know what happens when i touch somebody! You wanna end up in the Hospital?! >:(

Gambit: Maybe is worth it, no? ;)

- TWILIGHT ZONE AIRPLANE REFERENCE

- THERES A FUCKIN AUSSIE CHARACTER, Hes a villain BUT HE FUCKIN AUSSIE

- PYROS FUCKIN AUSSIE THE IRONY

- AYYYY CABLES BACK

- Oh look, this was referenced in the first movie, Rogue bein used to power a machine, and her first boyfriend gettin put in a coma just cause they kisses

- AYY LOOK IS CABLE

- PYRO CALLED CABLE "Old darling~ >;)"

- Cable: *shoots Pyro with his stun gun into the ocean* Dont call me darling |:(

- Okay so this german doctor (I FORGOT TO MENTION HES A DOCTOR) Is not actually a german doctor, its Mystique

Pyro: Personally, i foind this froightfully confusing

- CABLE WINK :3333

- God Cables like if you combined Solider n Wolverine

- HE LAUNCHED A PLASMA GRENADE AT ROGUE AND SPAT THE PIN AT "Dr Adler"

Cyclops: Drop, the weapon.

Cable: ..No |:( *shoots plasma or some shit at Scott n Jean*

- Angel really asked how Rogue flies without wings

- Why does Angel have a whole fuckin suit

S1E10

- Good god Scott's a nuisance, unless he was hinting at it, he didn't even realize he was makin Rogue uncomfortable talkin about some mutants would want to have their mutation removed, WHEN HE LITERALLY KNOWS HIM N JEAN BEIN TOGETHER AND SHOWIN PDA MAKES ROGUE UNCOMFORTABLE CAUSE SHE FUCKIN CANT TOUCH PEOPLE

- Oh man if only Angel knew that Dr Adler is actually Mystique oh wait he finds out, she shows him

- Also Mystique is doin all this for Apocalypse, btw havent mentioned it, its da guy that makes Logan the big fluffy alt man

- Is no wings Warren Mystique?

- Yes she is

- Apocalypse-ified Warren is now Archangel

- HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

- Gambit is.. cant word this.. hes like how Deadpool likes that he n Wolvie had a battle to near death in the honda odyssey, that's basically Gambit for Rogue

- Rogue's too concerned for his health

- THIS SLUT

Gambit: You can drain my energy anytime Chere. Gambit has plenty~ Observe

- OH MY LORD HES LITERALLY RIGHT ACROSS THE POOL TABLE N YOURE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT HIM

Jean: Dont let Gambit get to you Rogue

R: Id like to wipe that smirk off his face >:( Serves him right if i Did give that Low Life a kiss

J: Maybe Monsieur Gambit's not as good as he thinks he is *telekinetically fucks with Gambit who's got his cue charged up so he rips the table n knocks the cue ball of the table*

- STORM JEAN MOVED HIS CUE

- Im sorry i cannot take Apocalypse seriously, i know he's literally shapeshifting and destroying everything and is basically a robot/cyborg but i cant with him

- YEAH WAIT "WARREN" SAID HE WAS CURED AND YET HERE HE IS, A WHOLE NEW GUY N WORKIN FOR APOCALYPSE

- Why does War have a bowl cut

- ROGUE YOU LITERALLY SAW ADLER SHAPESHIFT

- Mystique does her best Nightcrawler impression

- That was the most anticlimactic fall onto a bus ive ever seen

- Logan layin on the roof of that car in such a bbg fuckin way before that statue nearly fell on him

- Gambit helped him btw :)

Apocalypse: Weak and foolish mutant. You are corrupted by those who want peace! YOUCANNOTOPPOSEME!!!

- Slow down there bud, you're talkin to fast for even me, and i have constant problems talkin to fast

- Love the classic "exaggerate woman body so they look broken" artsyle n posing here

- NO WAR FLUNG GAMBIT WITH HIS LASER SHIT

- Oh look, Rogue absorbs more bad guy bullshit n screams

- OH MY GOD LOGAN YOU EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE WEASEL

- APOCALYPSE WENT THROUGH A SECRET ELEVATOR THING AS LOGAN WAS ABOUT TO JUMP ON HIM, AND SINCE LOGAN'S NOW PISSED, HES JUST STABBIN THE FUCKIN GROUND

- Okay i guess Angel's reformed?? I kinda stopped payin attention for a sec

S1E11

- Recap on the anti mutant shit n politics so far

- Several years in the future, Kelly was assassinated and the city was basically destroyed n deserted, some people lived, like Wolvie n some other mutants

- No i have no idea what the city ks called

- LOGAN YOU DIDNT NEED TO JUMP OVER THE TUNNEL THERE WASNT A NEED FOR THAT WE KNOW YOU'RE THE WOLVERINE AND YOU LIKE HEIGHTS NOW AINT THE TIME

- ALSO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT

- What was the point n shushin them if 2 sentinels are literally gonna show up

- THIS GUY "*destroys one of the sentinels that tells him n the lady to surrender, and then looks at his hands* what a shame, now we cant surrender :)"

- Okay Logan shows up, already in his iconic feral stance, claws extended, no reason either, cause he just stands back up seconds later

- Okay here's Bishop, and he's got Logan n the other 2 restrained so he can transfer em to where ever the fuck it is he works

- HE CALLS LOGAN SLEEPING BEAUTY WHEN HE SEES HE WOKE UP

- WOLVIE TRIES TO GRAB THE ROPE HE'S UNDER BUT ITS ELECTROCUTED

- "Hey, dont i know you from somewhere?" Yes actually but that's explained later

- "They treat the rest of us just fine >:)" NO THEY DONT THEY LITERALLY FUCKIN FIRED YOU AS SOON AS YOU ASKED ABOUT THE REWARD FOR TURNIN IN SOME REBELS

- Oh look, X men headstones

- Gambit aint there cause it's explained later and the reason Bishop goes back in time

- Someone was in 2019, Scott in 2032, Rogue in 2033, Storm in 2021, and Jubilee in 2010

- Why the fuck is Logan's face so detailed, it never was before, i do like that they made him scruffier

- He gets picked up by the sentinel he's tryin to gut and goes "Hey! |:< Watch the material!" And then gets nearly crushed by that samw sentinel

- WHY IS THERE A VILLAIN NAMED NIMROD THATS A TERRIBLE NAME CHOICE FOR A ROBOT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FEARED

- Hi Forge

- Wolvie still doesnt like or understand technology <3

W: Got the, uhh.. transponder?

F: The temporal transceiver.

- LOGAN KNOWS WHO THE ASSASSIN IS/WAS

- LOGAN BASICALLY GOT OFFENDED HE GOT CALLED TOO OLD BY 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE

- Oh look, here's Nimrod, and Logan immediately goes after him

- Bishop got keyhole eyes

- Gambit n Rogue are visiting Beast and Gambit wants to be a smartass

Gambit: Beast here is easy to shop for, no? Just buy the books with the most dust on em

- Beast is tryin so hard to be complicit n civil, Gambit cant take it

- Wait no they're not visiting, they're also in jail, the fuck did Rogue n Gambit do?

- Remy tries to charge up the bars but Beast stops him

- Gambit honestly probably does have some trauma from prison

- HI PUNISHER REFERENCE

- Does time travel really fuvj with your memory, or is Bishop just Bishop

- SIR THERE WAS NO NEED TO HIGHJACK A FUCKIN BUS

- Im sorry but who put Jubilee in charge of security?

- AND BISHOP JUST RAMS THE BUS THROUGH THE WALL OKAY THEN YA VIOLENT BITCH

- HI LOGAN :3

- Wait how does Xavier already have questions

- Doesnt Cable have the same type of weapon? I remember he had a gun that was put on stun mode

- "This guys a faker |:(" BRO YOU CAN LITERALLY SMELL BRAIN CHEMICALS YOU OUGHT TO KNOW IF HES LYIN OR NOT

- No Logan, uou just get even hairier and slightly grey

- At least Scott's agreein with Logan for once

Logan: What's goin on, someone in the future stealin your car?

Bishop: >:( Someone, or SomeThing, has come back through the time portal.

L: Check please! >:( Time portal? Gimme a break.

- Logan please i cant tell if you're bein sarcastic anymore, alignment shift cause of the portal? Really?

- Insults nimrod, and is immediately whipped with a laser thing

- And there goes nimrod, no wait, its "restructuring"

- WHY DID NIMROD HAVE A TEMPORARAL TRANSCEIVER

- WHY IS HE CALLED NIMROD

- "I dont remember, it could be any of you" and he loses his shit once Gambit walks in, Gambit was so happy to be back too until Bishop

Storm: It could be any one of us. We all have dark sides to our souls.

Logan: Speak for yerself lady. The only person im interested in takin out is our man Bishop here, if hes Lyin to us

Rogue: Maih maih, dontchyall look serious? And we've got company too. Whats up? :)

Gambit: Everyone can Relax, Gambit has returned ;)

Bishop: YOU! >:(

- Gambit still sound fuckin smug even while bein threatened by a dude from the future holdin a gun to his face

S1E12

- WHY DID BISHOP HAVE HIS GUN ANYWAY

- Jubilee calla him a tattooed freak when the only tattoo we see on Bishop is the one on his face

Xavier: He claims to be a time traveler, from the future

Gambit: Yes, and Im de Queen of France~ That's the best kinda lie, one cant Nobody prove >:( 👆 *is literally nose to nose with Bishop*

- CYCLOPS JUST STANDIN IM THE BACK LIKE 🧍🏽UNTIL BISHOP TRIES TO PUNCH REMY

- Oh look, metaphorical racism, as if this isnt what this whole thing is about

- Logan the fuck you shake your head for?

- Why the fuck would Gambit kill Charles?

- REMY AND HIS FRENCH I CANT

Gambit: You dont take this Poseur serious?! What we know about him?

Logan: Only a lil more than we know about youuu.. you've never been straight with us

Gambit: >:(

Logan: not completely

- i love how Remy speaks, also FUCKIN NOT EVEN ROGUE SAYS SHE TRUSTS HIM

- OH THIS SCENE ALSO Where's Logan's cowl?

- No like, what's the point of wearin the suit, but leave the cowl behind?

Scott: We cant let you go Gambit.

Storm: It is the Only way to be Certain

X: Bishop stays behind also.

Bishop: We'll be here when you get back, [no they wont] *Bishop and Logan looks to Gambit* only one of us may not be breathin

Gambit: :) But which one..?~

Logan: You kids better Behave yourselves.. Im stayin behind, to Babysit |:> [god why is he fuckin like this why does he sound like that]

- he fuckin sounds like if Venom was a Canadian cage fighter instead of a symbiote im so used to Hugh's voice

Bishop: I should've known better than to play poker with an assassin.

Gambit: *charges a card* Shut Up fool! >:( *Throws the card*

B: I can absorb your bio energy, and channel it right back [mutant equivalent of nuh uh]

Logan: I think he's gettin ready to raise ya |;)

B: *does the bio energy charge thing at Gambit*

G: *dodges the beam*

B: That's My mutant power >:)

L: how would you like to try absorbing These?*extends claws near Bishop's face* Now siddown, both of ya! Or cards wont be the only thing that gets Cut around here |:<

Gambit: >:(

- Why is Jubilee dreamin about Gambit

- REMY CHARGED THE DECK IN ORDER TO CREATE A SMOKE BOMB

Bishop: You let him get away. >:(

Logan: I didnt see You doin much! |:(

- Also Logan still doesnt believe Bishop

- Kelly still sucks btw

- Jean n Scott gently remove Pyro n Avalanche from the room

- WHY DID ROGUE NOT WAKE JUBILEE

- ROGUE X STORM MOMENT

- Pyro can make fire birds that function like blue shells in mario kart

- Blob got some nice tits

- LOGAN

Blob: Nothin hurts the BlOob >:) -

Wolvie: *Jumps onto the Blob's back n blinds him* Okay rRound Boy! Lets Dance.. |:) *while Blob is tryin to fling him off like a buckin bull*

- Hi Pyro

Bishop: WHERE'S GAMBIT D:< *borderline growling*

Cyke: Hes supposed to be with You, *looks to Logan* And you. >|(

- that kid just fuckin stands there

Kid: *starts crying*

Logan: This kids crying |:< Do somethin *passes her to Jubilee*

- I love Rogue's humor, southern speak✨✨

- MYSTIQUE FRAMED GAMBIT

Gambit: *busts in n charges a card* Hey! SuPrised to see me? I know I am~ >:(

- THANK YOU ROGUE FOR HAVIN SOME SENSE

- Minus the fact that Mystique reveals she's Rogue's mom and coerces Rogue into helpin her escape the building

- Someone smells oily accordin to Logan, i think its the senator

- Yeah why was Gambit just unconscious, no jacket, a whole makeshift bed made

- Hi Logan skeleton

- And Magneto kidnaps the senator, implied by Charles' watch stopping and bein magnetized to his super high tech wheelchair thing

- The end

S1E13

- They're watchin the news, post-Magneto-kidnaps-Kelly

Logan: *still not wearing his cowl* we save that jerk's butt, and look at the thanks we get!.. >:(

- Professor, theres literally been a continuous anti mutant fever

- Magneto was watchin what was supposed to be the assassination through a window

- Oh Kelly you have a family wife n kids n shit? This man went through the Holocaust

- OH WAIT PLASTIC SENTINELS STOP MAGNETO FROM KILLIN KELLY

- Magneto can still use parts of tje ship as projectiles though, so hes not entirely useless

- Oh theres Logan's cowl, sumbitch wasnt wearin it a whole fuckin episode despite wearin the rest of his suit

- GAMBIT YOU HIMBO

G: *sees somethin behind a bush of I beams n uses a charged card as a light source* Mes Amis! A sentinel! *Its a disembodied sentinel hand*

L: ..It takes a Whooolle sentinel to scare most people~ |:3 ..

- Hi Magnus, crushed under a piece of scrap metal, abdomen all tore up n shit

- AND HERE'S THE START OF THE SENTINEL TAKEOVER THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKIN GIANT ROBOTS AND AN EVEN BIGGER ROBOT THAT MANUFACTURES THE GIANT ROBOTS LIKE ITS GIVIN BIRTH

- Gambit gettin put in the cerebro

- Gambit has canon trauma, he asks the professor to not go too far back into his memory

- GAMBIT MET GHOST RIDER WHAT

- Oh look, Gyrich, this bitch

- Cyclops asked Storm to stop Gyrich gently, she even says "As gently as the falling snow" makes it snow, and Gyrich crashes his car into a tree, Maam i know you're a goddess of weather but I wouldn't call that gently

- Oh this random guy that doesnt get explained

- LOGAN SITTIN ON THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL GETTIN READY TO POUNCE ON GYRICH BRO HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE NEON YELLOW SITTIN ON THE STATUE

- Bro why the fuck would you make thousands of giant robots

- I AGREE WITH GAMBIT SAVIN SOME ASS WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT MUTANTS IS A WASTE AND A RISK

- Girldad Logan moment

- Okay so Logan lets Jubilee go anyway

Magnus watchin the blackbird take off: You're all fools.. heroic fools... The brave, are always the first to die..

- Trask this whole fuckin idea was dumb as shit

- Gambit leavs a single charged card on the elevator as a distraction

- ITS A FUCKIN ANTS NEST OF SENTINELS TRASK YOU FUCKIN MORON

- Jubilee takes out a water tower in order to knock over n electrocute a sentinel and she goes "I got one :DD" meanwhile theres still a fuckin swarm of giant robots

- Why do the sentinels have tentacles im so confused

- Rogue got squished between a sentinel and a truck/train car

- MAGNUS HELPING HIS EX HUSBAND

Gambit n Logan are walkin through the tunnels

Logan: *stops n extends his claws* |:<

Gambit: You afraid of tha dark?

Logan: i ssmelll ssentilesss.. |:<

- god its like a family of bats in a cave

- WHAT

Logan: GET OUTTA HERE CAJUN *Runs with Remy to the doors but locks him out the tunnel unbeknownst to Remy*

- SO NOW GAMBIT CAN ONLY HEAR WOLVERINE FIGHTIN THE SENTINELS BRO TRAUMATIZE THIS MAN EVEN MORE WJY DONTCHA

- Logan jumping over the lasers n shit <333 struggling to keep up with the last remaining sentinel

- And then at the perfect moment, Remy busts open the doors with a charged up card, and Logan's flung back next to him, his suit all ripped at the chest, tiddies fully out, he's fuckin loopy sayin he aint finished yet

- EVEN THE SENTINELS AGREE WITH THE MUTANTS

- BRO ITS LITERALLY A FUCKIN ROBOT OF COURSE ITS INHUMAN WHY DOES IT HAVE INTELLIGENCE

- YES TRASK IT IS YOUR FAULT UOU FUCKIN GAVE THESE THINGS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

- Okay so no more Trask, he blew up one of the propane tanks in the tunnels which is making the whole mine system to explode

- ROGUE HAS BEEN BEIN FORCEFULLY SQUISHED THIS ENTIRE TIME AND NO ONE DID NOTHIN???

- Hi Magneto weird time for you to show up, at the lasy fuckin moments of the fight

- OH NOW ROGUE CARES ABOUT GAMBIT

- LOGAN WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOUR SUIT YOUR COWL'S INTACT BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE ENTIRE TORSO SECTION AND ONE OF THE LEGS IS TORE UP AT THE THIGH

- Damn Scott, you dont see this man half fuckin naked standin over a sentinel? No it aint his fuckin day off he just got done killin sentinels

- ROGUE GOES TO KISS GAMBIT AFTER HE SURFACES AND

Gambit: *crawls out the tunnel Scott made and sees Rogue runnin up to him* I think maybe you miss me, eh?

Rogue: *covers his mouth so she can kiss him* I hatechu 👆>:( *hugs him*

Gambit: .. I don't understand this woman..

- LOGAN YOU FERAL SLUT

- Magnus helpin his ex husband destroy Mastermold

- He still threatens Xavier even after helping him destroy Mastermold as a reward for saving him from the ship

- HI HANK ITS BEEN A WHILE

- HES FUCKIN FREE LETSGOOOOOO

- Okay now Scott n Jean are married

- Who the fuvk is watchin Jean n Scott on the monitor

- OH I KNOW WHO THAT IS THAT SUMBITCH HAS MORPH

[hauntedotherworld]

wanna kick in tje screen again so this FUCKING IDIOT WILL LISTEN NOT IGNORE ME AND TREAT ME LIKE SHIT ALL THE TIME I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM TRYING HARD I CANT FUCKING DO IT

i hate her i hate her so SO MUCH

IM SO UPSET AND NONE OF THEM GAF JUST TREAT ME LIKE A DOG leave me to breakdown not giving a fuc what im saying or how bad i feel or that i want to die i cant take it like this anymore

NOTHINF SHE DOESNT GUVE A SHIT ABOUT ME AS ALWAYS IM LEFT IN THE DARK AND I WANT TO STAB MYSELF

[creekfiend]

As far as parasocial stuff goes, sometimes after falling asleep on tumblr i’ve had dreams of us meeting with dogs and talking about our farming and chronic pain and dog life and other # relatable stuff and I wake up like oof weird now I definitely can’t ever meet it. Also as someone a couple years older than I am you actually are one of those internet people I look at like. Wow a person who is relatable and survived BS and felt deep tragedy and we are all still here in this world together. You taught me how to accept my failures and live with what things we cannot change today. How to get through day by day. And i think being so public about your struggles and tragedies has been so so so brave. I mean, i’m not even brave enough not to be on anon. Anyways. All the Blessings and love from the Earth upon ye Pip. 🤝🪴💕🐑🦮🐐

Aaagghhhh messages like this make me so fucking emotional... thank you for telling me this. I wish you the best of tje best and we definitely can and should hang out wjth our doggies

[robinrequiems]

If I already asked this, ignore it but Doctor Damian, and Patient Jon?

bet, this is sorta dialogue heavy

• ight, damian following his grgabdfather, Thomas Wayne, he went through the medical route ykyk

• I don’t know shit abt medical things

• and yk. ✨ doctor ✨

• jon kent, 30 years old, and wanting to skateboard, falls and hurts his wrist

Damian: can you tell me what happened?

Jon: I wanted to skateboard, I tried to do a flip thingy. but I fell because my friend yelled: krytpo- which is my brothers dog- and said dog knocked me off my skateboard and uh. I then landed on my wrist wrong

Damian, sighing: okay.

• that wasn’t the weirdest thing that’s ever happened, but they do a x-ray on his arm and determined that he broke his wrist

Damian: in simpleton terms, you broke your wrist.

Jon: aw man

Damian; that’s your reaction to breaking your wrist?

Jon: yeah. I broke a lot of bones as a kid and did a lot of stupid stuff- i once got dared to jump onto my trampoline from my roof-

Damian: don’t finish that sentence. I really don’t want to know

• jon had seen how people genuinely feared damian, jon found it charming :)))

• he wasn’t scared of Damian, tje doctor was lowkey attractive

Jon: thank you.. for helping

Damian: it’s my job?

Jon: yeah I know

Damian: don’t fuck up anymore bones

Jon: but maybe I’ll want to see this certain doctor again

Damian:

Damian: that wasn’t smooth

Jon: aw

• jon was wearing a splint or something idk medical rhings

• but 4 months past and yk, he gets it removed around the third month. and then sees Damian again, yay

• but it’s outside of work! and he almost runs him over

Damian: oh my god, are you seriously bad at everything you do??

Jon: it’s the first time I’ve driven a car in months..

Damian: so that means it’s okay to almost run me over?? I could sue you

Jon: I’m sorta broke, so please no- all I have is a farm- please don’t take my farm- it’s from my grandparents -

Damian: .. I was kidding

Jon: oh.. could I- maybe get you a drink? For like running you over almost

Damian: are you asking me out

Jon: nO! I - I just- friendly ! Friendly drink !

Damian: aw. but I can’t drink, I have an early shift tomorrow

Jon: than coffee!

Damian: i hate coffee

Jon: can I take you to dinner!

Damian: you’re making it sound even more like date, but fine. dinner

• jon was happy, relieved even as he opened the door for Damian ( you know, line a gentlemen )- it was weird seeing him in regular clothing, cause he only saw him in his doctor clothes when he met him

• but anyway, they head out to a diner- the closest thing to the hospital and sit down

Damian: did you wrist heal properly?

Jon: it did! Thank you

Damian: did you go to a physical therapist?

Jon: yeah! my mom made me go when she found out I broke my wrist

Damian: ah

• honestly, speaking to jon was easy. he was just.. relaxed and chill. Damian didn’t have to worry about impressing him or being fancy. he didn’t really have to be his whole doctor persona with the fake smiles to make patients feel better

• damian liked it

[orionangeline]

No one, literally no one:

Me: ok BUT JAVE YOU COMSIDERED. it would be so fucking funny (awful). He is the last or next to last living and certainly the oldest of three dead powerhouses. He is son of seastorm and firestorm and stormhound and all he has out of it is chakra exhaustion. TWO DISHONORED CLANS CHOSEN TO END AND AN ENTIRE VILLAGE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH AND YOU ARE A LOYAL DOG LIKE ALL DOGS BEFORE YOU AND YOU AREN'T EVEN THE MOST POWERFUL BY ALL RIGHTS YOU SHOULD NOT LIVE BUT YOU DO YOU ARE WHATS LEFT YOU ARE THE REMNANTS AND YOU ARE BARELY A MAN FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE GIVEN WAS TAKEN but also you're just a guy, just a guy with really cool jutsu, chakra control, skills, determination, and above all. Like five people you care about. WHAT HONOR YOU COULD SCROUNGE FOR YOURSELF YOU CLAWED FROM THE EARTH AND IT IS NOTHING! NOTHING COMPARED TO THE WEIGHT LAID UPON YOU BY YOUR CLAN. BY YOUR ACTIONS YOU HAVE DAMNED YOURSELF BUT NOT SO SURELY AS THREE DEAD CLANS HAVE TIED THEMSELVES AS A NOOSE ON YOUR FATE and you're not a good man, you've killed and lied and it's for the village and you hate it and it stains your skin like it doesn't quite seem to for the others because THE UCHIHA ARE LOVE UZUSHIO IS FRIENDSHIP AND HATAKE ARE LOYALTY AND YOU HAVE GIVEN THEM UP!! FOR THE VILLAGE! and you lie to yourself it's what you should do, what you need to do, what you want, and it burns like the lightning in your veins and rage in your heart and the village DOES NOT LOVE YOU, CANNOT LOVE YOU, AND YOUR COMRADES CANT LOVE A MAN WHO WANTS ONLY TO BE A LIVING TOOL, and you grow! You like a book series now, and have friends, a rival, a team (that falls apart just like everything else you touch (but they are alive)) and STILL WHO IS THERE TO SAY YOU ARE NOT YOUR HERITAGE BUT YOU DO HAVE A HERITAGE AND IT HAUNTS YOUR NARRATIVE IN WAYS I CAN ONLY HALLUCINATE and for all that, what powers does he get that were not given in his most terrible moments? That he did not fight tooth and nail to achieve? He has no kekkei genkai, no clan jutsu at all. No taijutsu, no ninjutsu, no kenjutsu, not from his father or mother or grandfather or great grandmother. He has skills stolen from an enemy, any enemy that has something useful. JE BEARS THE BLOODLINE LIMIT OF A CLAN THAT WOULD NEVER HAVE WANTED HIM, WOULD NEVER ADMIT HIS LINEAGE, THEY WOULD RATHEE HE DIE THAN REMIND TJE WORLD THEY WERE ONCE TIED IN SOME WAY TO THE DISHONORED HATAKE! JE IS USEFUL, BUT ONLY SO. and it's only a matter of time before that runt follows his family's footsteps WHISPERS THAT HAUNT HIS PATH ARE MORE ACCURATE THAN THEY COULD KNOW and he doesn't even know himself because WHI WOULD TELL HIM? WHO WOULD SAY HELLO UNSTABLE GENIUS HERE IS ANOTHER REASON TO HATE YOURSELF AND THE VILLAGE YOU GAVE YOURSELF TO! DANZO WOULD but he waited too long, too late, Kakashi has been given enough reasons to hate that another added to the pile of self loathing would be a drop in the ocean, another proof the village doesn't love him a leaf in the forest, and another dead lineage like a second kunai to the heart. Not much difference to notice, honestly. JUST ANOTHER STRING TO PULL ANOTHER WAY TO CONTROL THIS MARIONETTE BUT HE IS STILL A MAN and he has like five people he cares about, and a book series he likes, and chakra exhaustion

Me, fleshing out Hatake clan headcanons: ok but how fucking funny would it be if Kakashi 'can't catch a fucking break' Hatake had like three wiped out clans in his bloodline. Grandpa was an Uchiha, great grandma had Uzushio blood, he's not even technically main branch Hatake but by God he is all that's left so he is the main branch now. Like Sakumo may be the penultimate Hatake in appearance to everyone's minds but THEIR LINE LOST THEIR CLAN FEATURES like HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FANGS and the clan is so small now, who even remembers? Who even cares? Kakashi's a bit of a throwback, but who is there to say you have the face of Uzushio? Who will say you have the quickness and protectiveness of the Hatake founders? The love and spiky hair of the Uchiha no one knows is in your lineage? No one! The Shinobi world moves on quickly and you move with it! Any clan who could have claimed you can't! And probably wouldn't! You are a man soaked in grief so deeply it will never be hidden!! And yet.

[quettasecond]

oh. heres the full milo and ghost story.

-it started in ninth grade, when my mom got... a dog? strange thing, given this is a story about cats. i didnt want a dog, and also could tell the apartment wasnt big enough for a dog so itd probably be miserable. she got it anyways because SHE wanted it.

-as i expected, the dog was miserable. it was a large puppy, would howl when my mom was gone, shat on everything, and my mom only took it on one or two walks total. i was forced to keep this dog i didnt like or want in my room whenever my mom was gone. where it shat on everything because my mom is unfit to care for even a worm.

-she got rid of the dog after a month or two once the apartment stepped in and demanded it be removed because it was distrubing other residents. she complained that the dog wasnt being THAT bad, ignoring that it was completely miserable and making me, who went into rashes whenever it was near me, miserable. i dreaded coming home from school because i knew thered probably be dog shit all over my bed and id have to clean it up

-a month or two after the dog was gone, maybe even less, my mom suggested getting cats. due to, yknow, what happened with the dog, and we struggled to buy its food, i told her this was a horrible idea. she said it was ok because cats are calmer and need less food. ignoring the animals mental well being, yet again...

-my mom had formed a habit of throwing the dog on the balcony when it annoyed her. understandably, this upset the dog and made it sad. it scratched the mesh door until it was just a curtain because it wanted inside. she did the same with the cats, thus adjusting them to being in an outdoors einviornment

-the window that the ac would be attached to was the door window. the one with the now mesh curtain. and the ac was missing that long plastsic bit that covered the entire window. the cats would jump on the balcony. i didnt like them being on there bc i was worried theyd jump down onto the grass

-construction started. scaffolding was put up can you see teh fucking issue here

-sometimes she tells me she wants a bulldog

-also shes surprised the cats like me far better than her. maybe if you actually gave tje cats affection and didnt want them to be walking teddy bears.....

when i can finally move out im taking the cats with me. im not the best owner but by god im better than my mom. ive been trying to get them a second cat tree for my room since june.

[novathesheltie]

Agility, week 3.

So if anyone has been following my post for the last few days might wonder why the hell we went to agility this weekend since Nova potentially* has kennel cough (and thus contagious). The plan was to contact the trainer, tell her we won't be going to class, and ask her when we can make it up. Well boy did that not go to plan.

So, I email the trainer yesterday afternoon saying we won't be able to attend and I ask her when we can make up the class. Nowhere in the contract does it staye that make ups aren't possible and a lady last week was in our class doing a make up, so I assumed (and knowing that, idk, in any other sport/whatever make ups were a thing in my experience) it would be fine and totally doable. Well fucking wrong. She responds saying that there are no make ups since her Monday class was full, and the reason the lady came in last week was because someone in my class canceled. okay, no problem, so I ask her if I can just make it up another week. She responds saying that that isn't possible bc the classes run on a schedule. Which is bs bc btw, all tje dogs in my class are at different levels (all beginner but still not the same level) so we're all working on different stuff. If Nova's falls behind one (1) week, that's on me and I'm okay with it. So I get back to her asking what can be done about this situation if I can't make up the class (implying refund or something), and this lady just...regurgitates the same bs from the previous emails. Implying, no refunds, no make ups. I've already paid for the six week course ($20/class, $120 total) This lady was going to take the $20 and not accomodate her client. I was fuming. Who the fuck runs a business like that?

What we did in class was go over four jump in a straight line and get the dog back to go over the four jumps (if there's a name for this exercise I do not know it). Her comments aren't helpful, at all. In the span of five minutes she told me the leash was too long, and then too short. I noticed this sort of inconsisties the other two weeks as well but kind of put the blame on myself. But this time, literally I shortened the leash only like an inch or two so how the fuck is my leash too short now. I just looked at her and I just detached Nova bc I'm not having any of this. Nova keeps running in front of me and missing the third jump, bc duh no ground work so he only wants to be playful and be a goodball. I call him back and I decide to run it again. I go in front of the first jump, put Nova into a sit and I'm about to tell him to go that the trainer NOW decides to tell me to go to the OTHER side and work on that side. Really, lady, really? I just stared at her and said that I wanted to get him to run the jumps on the one side correctly first before moving on. So we did. Thankfully Nova ran the other times wonderfully, even if he did run off a few times. Trainer ended the class at 9:45. We're only three in the class. We all ran four times. So, not only is this lady not willing to do make ups or refund, but she won't even teach the full hour that we all paid her for. I just can't wait to get over the last three classes with this place, never recommend it to anyone ever and never give my money to that place ever again. Fuck this shit.

[queencryo]

cdda:

so. today i honked a car horn, cuz zombies keep spawni g on my property (big ol farm im hopefully gonna start building walls arounf soon) bc i have wandering spawns n such on (this also means my two remaining horses and two dogs are all cooped up in yhe chicjen coop so that zombies will stop truing yo fight them)

so an6way. i honk yhe horn yo get zombies to spawn, tjinking yeah. lets kinda clear out this area a little (iirc once you kill enough zonbies in an area it stays empty).

next day: like five shitheads spawn inside my greenhouse, and destroy basically every planter in there and most of the greenhouse itself!!! ugh. i clear up the wreckage and.... leave most of it sitting there. maybe ill rebuild at some point? i also move my mostly-intact electric car (with solar panels! :) ) far away from my property, that way it doesnt get roughed up in any scuffles

next day: jesus fuck. i swear two hordes got spawned in different parts of my property. it was. not a hard fight at all, actually (linsey has hells of dodge skill, is fast, and has a cavalry sabre). i had to make like three seperate burn piles, because my corpse/burn pit filled up before i had even a quarter of em in there. so fhat was fun. i didnt even really loot much ofd the bodies, iirc there was basiclaly nothing of interest unless i wanted to clean blood and guts off leather pants to be cut up for raw materials. they ddid almost tear apart like. my backpack AND my utility vest tho, so... was lucky i managed to get those off before they got torn up irreparably.

current plan is to get palisades around mpst of the property (logs are easy, if time-consuming, to get. wire to tie em together with has mostly been from chain-link fences from the nearby town). that... hasnt really started yet, but i5s ginna be a multi-week project, id not more, to actually get all that set up (each one will need about 1/4 - 1/2 of a tree, and i will need.... idk really, but probably over a hundred palisade walls). maybe itd help to get some help, but the only humans ive seen were bandits outside the mansion i was holed up in, anx they... didnt really seem friendly (also last time i went near bandits it took me ~15 quick saves to actually live theu it. so.... fuck guns btw). so. all on my own, lol... might do some packed earth in a few places? that needs a wood frame under the dirt, tho. oooo what if i placed one od those every like 5-10 spaces, so my entire wall doesnt go up if it catches on fire? good idea good idea...

on the bright side, i do have a forge and such set up. i dont have an anvil or like... any tools for it but a hammer, but. we're getting there, lol. need to head into town sometime and get a frame from somewhere (probably cutting up another car wreck lol). need to find a hack-saw, would make that a lot easier... no luck finding such a saw thus far tho. hardware store was useless; some fertilizer, some concrete, not much else. push comes to shove maybe i can make one once i get the forge completely ready? still need an anvil and a swage/die set.

((also apparently taking apart a split rail fence gives you 1000 nails? thats... probably a bug.))

i kind of wanna burn that mansion down. gotta make sure its picked clean first, though. not really a *reason* to burn it down, even, hell whoever owned it probably saved my fuck8n life considering my other options i had at the time (none, basically). not to mention the sword i found in it thats prolly saved my life a half-dozen times. but... i still kind of want to burn it down? maybe i can burn eown that bandit camp instead. that DOES sound pretty great. buuuut then theyll probably come kill me. so. maybe ilk just burn down the mansion lmao.

really wish i could find a decent sidearm somewhere. well. i mean i HAVE one, but its chambered in the one pistol ammo i dont have. so im kind of carrying around a flintlock pistol eberywhere i go (what tje fuck was the up with the dude who owned that mansion? some kind of obsession with history or something? thatd explain the stone axr and the clay pots, too... and the swords...)

Oh! also a few days (weeks? idk) ago I killed one of the horses that were on this property. I then... spent a solid 2-3 full days frantically trying to preserve all of its meat before it rotted. I think I got around 2/3s of it, though a lot of that is smoked. So... I’m gonna be eating smoked horse meat for the next, like. 3 weeks, as much as I can. Before all of THAT rots. I think I’ll be able to ma- wait, fuck. There’s like. 20 lb of sausage that’s on the same kind of cloooooock... well. I mean I guess at least I’ll be the only fat survivor? Kind of a shame I can’t keep this good any longer, though. (oo, maybe I should dig a root cellar? I mean, it’s not really “warm” here this kind of year, but like. Root cellars keep things even cooler, I think? Maybe I could do that, idk. I haven’t really looked at a thermometer in a few weeks lol)

[tranny-plesiosaurus]

okay so tje pakicetus was only discovered in 1987 and tthe first complete fossil was found in 2001 so theyre a very recent discovery :3

but theyre the first known ancestor of whales (and of hippopotamuses) they were land mammals and were very slow with dense bones which they used to walk on the bottom of lakes- they attacked their prey from below! (*^^*)

they were cetaceans and artiodactyls (artiodactyls pmo bc tf u mean moose and whales are in the same genetic family. what thjf fuck.)

they were about the size and build of a large dog / small wolf but with the long skull of a whale

they also likely have webbed feet suggested by scarring on their leg bones consistent with animals that have them!

they were carnivores and lived near fresh water, eating meat and fish. they likely had a sparse coat of fur and had very sharp teeth just like whales! ><

but since they were discovered so recently not a lot is known \("^")/

dude (gender-nuetral) dinosaurs are so fucking awesome i love them so much

BE MY FRIEND

[themomsandthecity]

Social Media Star Claire Wineland, 21, Dies a Week After Undergoing a Lung Transplant

One week after receiving her newly transplanted lungs, Claire Wineland took her final breath. The YouTube star, who was diagnosed with cystic fibrosis at birth, died Sunday night at the age of 21. It was announced Monday that Claire suffered a massive stroke on Aug 26 after the nine-hour transplant surgery. The inspirational star’s family made the decision to take her off life support. “ was not in any pain and the medical staff said it was the most peaceful passing they had ever witnessed,” Wineland’s foundation, Claire’s Place, confirmed on Facebook Monday. “Her mother Melissa Yeager and father John Wineland saw her into this world for her first breath and were with her for her last.” “After a week of intensive care and various life-saving procedures, it became clear that it was Claire’s time to go,” her family shared. “In Claire fashion, she is an organ donor. Claire’s remarkable family were so happy for the other families that were now getting the calls that the organ they had long been waiting for was now available for transplant.” This post is about to be a life update/rant of all rants so click if you are bored and in need of entertainment. Two weeks ago I lost my apartment due to mold toxicity that had been building for lord knows how long. I literally can’t explain everything fucked up that has happened because it won’t all fit in a text post but the main points include: having aspergilus in the lungs decreases chances of lung transplant success, I had to put my dog down, we lost all our furniture, I have no money saved up because I have been too sick to work this year, our airbnb has a gas leak and a plethora of other shit that just seems too ridiculous to be true. In all honesty though I am profoundly grateful that my life fell apart this spectacularly. I’ve spent the past year just barely holding myself above ground- juggling being sick with the deep incessant need in me to do something of value with my time. I’ve been exhausted just keeping myself alive and have nothing left to give to the world around me. That has always been my biggest fear in life, that I would spend everything I had “fighting” my illness and have nothing to offer- and for me, living without being able to give something of yourself to the world, living without adding value to the world, is not a life I want. I do not want to fight for a life that consists only of self care, I would rather die than live just for the sake of living. I can sense how fragile this life is, how fragile our futures are. How easy it is to let yourself be swept into a version of your life that you despise. It’s far too easy to let your life become something you resent. Everyone has been scolding me for wanting to stay living on my own, for wanting to move to different side of town and find a home while being on the transplant list. “ why not just wait until after the surgery to try and start your life?”. You can’t put your life on hold until your “better” life begins. You have to fight like hell to make sure that the life reflected back at you right now is one you want to be living. I’m not going to let myself live a life I’m resentful of. Not if I live for another three months and not if I live for another 30 years. A post shared by Claire Wineland (@claire.wineland) on Jun 21, 2018 at 4:12pm PDT //www.instagram.com/embed.js On Monday, Claire’s doctors told her mother that she saved the lives of two people. “Claire was able to save the life of two people, her right kidney was transplanted to a 44-year-old woman in San Diego, and her left kidney was transplanted to a 55-year-old male in Northern California,” Yeager told CNN. “Also, Claire’s corneas and tissue was recovered and she will be able to enhance the life of up to 50 people.” Wineland frequently shared her battle with cystic fibrosis, a life-threatening and rare disorder that causes the cells that produce sweat and mucus to becomes thicker in organs such as the lungs, according to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. From posting photos of her treatments from the hospital to giving inspirational speeches, Wineland worked to help others with the same genetic disease. In late May, Wineland excitedly told fans and followers that she made the transplant list. And on Aug. 26, she tweeted photos from a hospital in San Diego, California, when she heard the good news about her lung transplant surgery. “OMG!! Got THE CALL for lungs at 5:30am! Waiting at UCSD to make sure they are a go..if so, I could have new lungs TODAY!!” she wrote along with a photo of her family and friends. “It’s a GO!!! Surgeon said they are perfect!! See y’all on the other side.” It's a GO!!! Surgeon said they are perfect!! See y'all on tje other side #todayistheday #grateful #cysticfibrosis #trandplanttime pic.twitter.com/k7Lhi8liem — claire wineland (@clairewineland) August 26, 2018 https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js And in July 2017, Wineland gave an inspirational TEDx talk about her illness. “Life isn’t just about being happy,” she said. “It’s not about how you feel second to second,” she said. “It’s about what you’re making of your life and whether you can find a deep pride in who you are and what you’ve given.” In 2010, when she was 13, she created her foundation after coming out of a 16-day medically induced coma. In addition to her platform on social media, Wineland received several honors including a Teen Choice award in 2015 and among Seventeen magazine’s “17 Power Teens” of 2016. http://bit.ly/2Nbye4h