had an epiphany while waiting at a stoplight
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How I think an instance of Cove climbing to MC's window went via text
Cove: MC
Cove: MC
Cove: MC
MC: GIVE ME A SEC COVE THERE'S SOMEONE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
Cove: I know
Cove: That's me
MC: Cove
MC: It's like-
MC: 11 pm today-
MC: ITS NOT EVEN TODAY ANYMORE
MC: IT'S TOMORROW
MC: I ALMOST SCREAMED
Cove: please don't
MC: I WILL IF YOU DONT STOP STANDING THERE LIKE MICHAEL MYERS
Cove: I brought snacks
MC: get tf in here
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I just remember seeing a picture of Bruce Campbell holding a kitten while shirtless and I had to put my phone down and walk around for a while.
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Rewatching “The (After)life of the Party” and something kinda bugs me.
To this day, I still don’t understand why Jeff invited Jinx of all ghosts to his and Geoff’s anniversary party.
Like, dude, that’s the chick who threw your Partner into the Flow of Failed Phantoms! She should be at the TOP of your Hate List!
UPDATE: Someone in the Mollycord server brought this to my attention. Thank you for the clarification.
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i'm of the belief furina made an effort to get on better terms with lyney and lynette post-everything because she genuinely felt bad about accusing innocent people, fatui or not and aside from maybe anxiety making her hesitate in doing so, i don't see why she wouldn't.
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If I were to get Fired after Disappointing a customer (who hasn't paid and the worst thing happened to them is their orders late for a day and we cancelled his orders because he couldnt Wait any longer- DEMANDING us to finish the thing and said "I dont care I /want/ my orders Now" after we told him it will take us until midnights to work for it?? YOU HAVENT EVEN PAID), then I would gladly Leave. Certainly they didnt appreciate me at all
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