#AVPM

[foxglove-woods]

what if sorty and scarfy had little sock and mitten kids. what then.

in other words the avpt hyperfixation is resurfacing

[theimmortalstoryteller]

AN AVPM GENDRYA INCORRECT QUOTE?!

Arya: you know who i’d NEVER date?

Yoren and Hot Pie: who?

Arya: that Gendry.

Yoren and Hot Pie: …..

Arya: You know what I’d give him on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the hottest?

Yoren and Hot Pie: *exchange glances*

Arya: I’d give him an 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.

Arya: *sips water*

Gendry: *walks into room*

Arya: *spits out water*

[isogenderskitty]

do y’all ever think about the implications of quirrellmort not seeing each other’s faces for the entire year they were getting to know each other and falling in love, & then finally getting to look at each other and the first thing they want to do is dance together, only for that moment to be cut short by betrayal and heartbreak? because i do

[hyper-alice]

“My softest and loyalest friend”

[willczek-art]

woke up with this in my brain

[ask-the-royal-wives34]

"Well, I do know things, secrets which must never be told. Like how much cake Celestia eats on a daily basis, and how many telescopes Luna hoards. But despite my alicorn and princess knowledge, I still don't know what a true Hufflepuff really is." ~Princess Sparkle

my little conspiracy theorist

[quirrelmorts]

BRIAN 😭

[notsosaucystuff]

[kairithemang0]

Ah yes, my favorite sex position

[averagecygnet-blog]

the way avpm characterized quirrel way more than jkr did. he likes to garden. he procrastinates putting his laundry away. he has back problems. he's a jane austen fan. he's gay. he's been single his whole life. he's won several awards. what do we know about book quirrel? nothing

[flowersondisplay]

15 years ago darren criss got on stage with nothing but a chopstick wand, a sharpie lighting scar, a guitar and a dream and i think thats beautiful

[starofthefullmoon]

things that are more canon to me than the actual harry potter series:

-a very potter musical

-potter puppet pals

-jegulus fanfiction

[ender-of-the-sender]

HAPPY B-DAY NICK!!!

Absolutely the silliest guy ever <33

[possibly-evil]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

If you like Harry Potter but don't want to support J.K. Rowling, WATCH A VERY POTTER MUSICAL.

AVPM is completely separate from J.K.R. and the Warner Brothers. It's a musical written by some college students in 2009. AVPM has a wonderful queer romance, great music, and is made by creators who openly support trans people. They have also made two sequels which are equally good, if not better (A Very Potter Sequel and A Very Potter Senior Year). Darren Criss stars as Harry Potter. This was before he joined Glee or became a celebrity. The group that wrote, produced, and acted in it are called Starkid, and they still make musicals to this day, posting them in full length on YouTube for free!

plus, just look at these skrinkly skrunkos :)

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"

[thatscrooge]

Now's your chance to find a new path. Maybe you're not supposed to live your life consumed by darkness. But that's all I know. Well it's time to go out there and learn something new. Something you can't learn in a classroom. Tom, it's time to go home.