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I have an angry daisy who wants to over-groom but is currently feeling thwarted
#Cat#Cats#Animals#Kat talks#Ignore the background#I am bedbound todah#It's a gaming day while I get to recover from yesterday#I hiked through two towns (a town and a city actually) in heels in shitty weather for a red coat for Bean to see Santa#13k steps is not my norm with my fibro etc#10k is a max usually unless on special days and is not covered in less than 5hrs#Actually... 3 hrs#The other 2 were public transport hours#But Bean has a coat and BEAUTIFUL boots#So there's that at least
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in stardust hell rn
#i pumped all of these out in the span of an hr#finally enjoying jojo after struggling through pts 1 and 2 😭😭😭#they are all my little meow meows except when polnareff is being a little freak#my fav is kakyogoat but jotaro is the easiest to draw…#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba#stardust crusaders#jjba part 3#jotaro kujo#noriaki kakyoin#jean pierre polnareff#mohammed avdol#joseph joestar#iggy jjba#my doods#omg also kakyoin is showing jotaro the fish in minecraft#and also also i think saiki and jotaro would be best buds actually (they would hate each other)
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Guys I realized you can’t compromise quality time on your core interests without compromising your own core self and fading away as a person . Did you know about this
#This is a realization you come to every day as a pre med btw#You’re j kinda like I don’t need to be a person for the next 3 months and then you’re like oh that’s so unhealthy actually#And the cycle repeats and then u reach acceptance in residency when the 80 hr work week hits 😍#Awk#I should probably stop sulking and take advantage of the freedom I have before med school#Like I’ll still make time for stuff then too but I know that’ll be a whole other level of time management
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i keep thinking about the end of this post i made lmfao:
"i like that in the last battle he just accepts it: realizes hes in the same position as future jayce, but just closes his eyes... he knew the only way to get through to viktor wasnt through fighting, but talking. which has been the basis of both of their worldviews for the whole show,, which is WHY IT WORKED"
bc wow i kinda cooked with that one HAHA



(also it like totally relates to the act3 message about how killing is a cycle and the only way to stop the killing is to literally Stop The Killing lmao)
but like, to elaborate on it i just think its so significant given that jayce and viktor were always opposed to killing others or using hextech against ppl less equipped:
-jayce's anti shimmer plan crumbles the second he accidentally kills a zaunite child.
-viktor adamantly opposes the idea of building weapons the entire first season because theyre scientists, not soldiers.
-jayce throws up and almost has a panic attack seeing a bunch of enforcers stain the bridge with blood after the firelight bombs.
-viktor abandons his whole hexcore idea the moment sky dies from it, begging jayce to destroy it
-jayce completely disagrees in the use of hextech weapons even after viktor dies from the attack on the council
their goal was always to use hextech to help, not hurt.
and yes they do stray from that ideology a couple times bc of like,, moments of weakness or wtvr lol:
viktor in his Machine Herald basically killing the body and leaving the soul of everyone who joins his cult i mean harem i mean community,, ((although im pretty certain the hexcore was kinda like a virus- influencing his actions with the main goal of spreading,, and i truly believe he genuinely thought he was helping people and not like, literally killing them lol))
and jayce making some weapons for the strike team later, but you can see hes clearly distraught from breaking another promise to viktor (his wound literally reopens as a metaphor lmao)
and they try to fight each other in order to share their disagreement of the other's actions, viktor tries to make jayce see his vision, doesnt work, he tries to choke him to death. jayce tries to make viktor see that what hes doing is wrong, doesnt work, he blasts vik's puppets with his hammer lmao.


but what does work ? putting down the weapons. in the end they accomplish the mutual goal without violence. mainly because they literally cannot bring themselves to kill the other but
they never really wanted to fight, no less kill, each other in the first place. because they shared that mutual worldview, they were never in favor of violence against their enemies. both of them even show regret while trying to kill each other too. jayce's anomaly screaming trying to pull away from blasting viktor in the chest, and viktor failing to persuade jayce to his side, voicing his apology before attempting to kill him.


jayce gets to the tower and sees hes in the same position as his future self. realizing he cant beat viktor like this, and everything he saw in the future timeline is inevitable, he closes his eyes, tired from fighting. but what does viktor do? does he kill him? turn him into a puppet like the others? no, viktor lets him into his world, letting him see what he sees.




viktor shares his motivation, humanity's weaknesses causes senseless war. but instead of arguing at that, jayce just talks to him, sharing his words of affection. yes humaity has weakness, but what viktor always viewed as weakness is actually what makes people admirable. and jayce hugs him, he shows viktor the truth of what is to come continuing this path, letting viktor know what he knows.
and thats how viktor breaks free. with a hug. practically the exact opposite of violence.


and again, they fix their mistake together, holding hands and embracing each other, sharing that pain and guilt of the fact that they did hurt people, and choosing to take themselves out in pursuit of correcting that mistake.


...and isnt that just beautiful HAHA
#that whole jayvik end was actually just a marriage counseling session HAHAHA#once again spending way too long writing a fucking arcane jayvik analysis post LMFAOO this one was like 1.5 hrs lol#karcane#arcane#arcane s2#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 1#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane season two#arcane spoilers#arcane s2 act 3#jayce#viktor#jayce arcane#jayce talis#jaybe or jaybe not#viktor nation#viktor arcane#the machine herald#machine herald#jayvik#jayce x viktor#viktor x jayce#arcane finale#arcane league of legends#jayce and viktor#arcane meta#arcane analysis#hexposts
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Rat and Lux bc that ending is still eating away at my brain.
[ REBLOGGING HELPS SPREAD ART !! ]
original + close ups under the cut

#rendrawssomething#mcyt#mcyt fanart#content smp#luxintrus#lux#r4t#doctor4t#r4tmaid#csmp#csmp spoilers#content smp fanart#fanart#so apparently i can actually draw stuff??#im good at art???#i can render stuff??#i drew this in like 3 hrs??
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hhmmmmm uh im dusting the cobwebs off my brain trying 2 come up w something interestinf uhh.......anything non spoiler-y you can discuss w regards to geto in the atla au perchance?
hi rin !!!!! tysm fr sending i hope u r doing well <3
atla geto lore fr u courtesy of sam:
he's a waterbender from the northern water tribe. he can bloodbend but finds it distasteful
he gave gojo the betrothal necklace/proposed to him when they were 20 (all of the adult characters are aged up in the fic vs jjk canon ages)
all of his decisions are driven by a desire to lighten the burden placed on gojo's shoulders
aaaaand atla geto draws fr u courtesy of Me :3
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#answered#uriekukistan#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#geto suguru#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#atla!au: lore#lmhs#whatcha got there geto :3#gfsdjgjdf tbh *geto* is hardly in the fic but !!! he is known to haunt narratives so there is some lore involving him#before. i mean....... gestures vaguely . u kno .#anyway . design notes i retconned the design on his ?? medallion????#in th first draft i had it be the same dragonfly sigil as i put on the betrothal necklace itself#but i decided i didnt like that fhgsf i wanted the necklace to be its own unique design rather than have geto recycle a design he alr wears#so i gave him an ouroboros lookin thing . fr presumably obvious reasons including but not limited to:#dragon curse callback/self destruction symbolism/overall aes and vibes#the works. the usual :)#also this draws ended up looking a Lot cleaner than last night's choso#i think they took around the same amt of time?? o actually 3 hrs fr this one . 2 fr choso#tracks!!#i rly am just drawing all the waterbenders FGHSHJ#anyway i hope u enjoy !!!!! ty again fr sending <3
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won't somebody come take me home?
#my dumbass just realized I'm With You is actually logan's song#after all this time??#i need to be sedated#pls dont fuck this up tumblr it took me 3 hrs to make#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson
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I couldnt help it… Neil slayed 🗡️🩸
[ Originally posted to my Insta & Twitter @ MadQueenMaddie ]
#neil newbon#astarion#astarion bg3#baldurs gate 3#bafta games awards#bafta 2024#astarion fanart#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 astarion#bafta games 2024#baldurs gate astarion#baldurs gate fanart#Neils suit was actually so perfect I worked 8 hrs yesterday#and still came home to draw this#THANKFULLY i had a fully drawn naked astarion sitting around already#just needed to draw the damn hot suit#my art#video games
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spare ribs
#chicken scratch#witch hat atelier#well FUCK ME that was like 5 hrs of my life i'm never getting back#fun though good practice got everything on 3 layers#next is.... a comic w/ actual backgrounds LMAO#posting from my phone tumblr mobile rlly is smthn else huh#this one has dialogue in it
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MWAH!
what till sees in his head when he has to leave for school in the morning lol /j
with some sketch/ progress stuff below:
yippee!!
#alien stage#my art#alnst#alien stage ivan#alnst ivan#alien stage fanart#alnst fanart#monitoring#fanart#my favorite frame is the first frame i drew him actually#my fingers are kinda frozen over so teehee no more drawing for me for the next 3 hrs
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Imagine being his right hand while he's still a mob boss and he helps you put on the skeleton paint <3
They'd probably get to choose the colors of the paint, too, as he'd want his right hand to be easily distinguishable from the rest of the goons
Pairing: Doctor Phosphorus/Reader
Warnings: None; Some suggestive touching heheh ;)
Notes: anon this is lowkey so cute !! i'm a lil obsessed so a short blurb about it for you >:3c dragon reader makes a comeback in this au!
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"You're kidding, right? I'll look like a walking Halloween decoration," you deadpan, fiddling with the lid of the neon green face paint as a frown tugs at your lips.
He scoffs as he takes the jar of glow-in-the dark paint from your fingers and unscrews the top.
"You already look like a Renaissance fair prop, so what's the big deal?" he retorts, tittering as he gestures at the sturdy horns atop your head. Your eyes narrow as you fix him with an unamused glower, but undeterred, he strides forward. As he takes another step closer, Phosphorus dips his fingers into the paint jar before waggling them at your face. The luminescent paint glitters on his fingertips under the dim lights of his office, sizzling against his fiery skin as the sparkling rivulets roll down his palm. Another step and he's leaning over you, pressing you up against the cool glass of the floor-to-ceiling windows behind his desk.
"C'mon," he urges gently. The simple plea rumbles in the back of his throat, deep and warm, and briefly, you're tempted to give in to his stupid, gaudy idea and let him paint you his. The soft purr of his voice makes your knees weak, and the sharp scent of radiation has your head spinning with its own stupid idea. The thought's crossed your mind more than once. Fleeting moments of curiosity when you've wondered what it'd be like to taste him. You could do it now if you wanted to. It'd be easy. Get on the tips of your toes, close the little space left between the two of you. But it's a bad idea—Phosphorus and you. He's as brash as he is flashy; you're hotheaded and stubborn to a fault. You'd both be playing with fire, and when neither of you can burn beneath the flames, you'll be stuck in hell forever.
In a poor attempt to bury the nagging desire to yank him down by his tie and kiss him stupid, you bat his hand away, but he's faster. With a swift swipe of his thumb, Phosphorus smudges the tip of your nose with a dab of paint, snickering as you scrunch up your face.
For a split second, he feels whatever is left of his heart stutter in his chest as you splutter and scowl. The twitch of your nose, the pinch of your brow, the pout of your lips, the shimmer of your scales—you're surprisingly adorable for a beast with hellfire in your veins. Despite himself, Phosphorus reaches up to brush his knuckles along your cheek, smearing green paint along the sharp scutes. In the silence of his office, with you silhouetted by Gotham's skyline and the stars above as his only witness, Phosphorus lets himself pretend—even if just for a moment—that this is something else, something more.
But your fingers wrap around his wrist, tugging his hand away, and he's dragged back into the world of endless, empty parties and drugs that never really numb the pain. Shallow and vapid is the life he leads now, but, at least, there's you at the end of every day.
And that means more to him than he'd like to admit.
His hand drops to his side, and Phosphorus chuckles quietly, praying his nerves don't bleed into his words. "What, not a fan of the brand?"
You shrug as your hands slide up to his chest with the crumbling intent to push him away. Your touch lingers a little longer than it should just to feel the warmth of his radiation seep into your palms through the fine wools of his dark suit.
"Sorry, boss," you apologize, half-hearted at most. Gently, you pat his chest. "Neon green's not really my color."
You haven't pulled away; he hasn't stepped back.
"Then," he begins coyly, grinning even if (or, perhaps, because) you can't see it, "what is?"
You don't expect him to take your answer seriously, to take you seriously—not for something as frivolous as this anyway. Sure, as his right hand, there are matters he takes your word for in a heartbeat. Phosphorus doesn't forget the faces of the rats you've sniffed out in his ranks. Still, you didn't think he'd ever actually remember your favorite color.
But, the next night, there it is, just sitting in his hand—a small jar of phosphorescent paint in the shade you love most.
"Do I have to?" you whine, arms crossed as you slouch against the back of the leather couch. The frown tugging your lips downward belies the fluttering butterflies in your stomach. He remembered your favorite color. The logical part of your mind (the part that's hopelessly in denial) says it means nothing, but your heart knows otherwise—and it's screaming in protest.
He reaches toward you, and you turn your head, sticking up your nose. You don't trust yourself to look at him when the lines between the two of you start blurring. It happens more often than not these days.
"Uh, yeah," he smirks, shuffling closer. "I didn't break into an arts and crafts store for no reason."
The cushions sag under the sudden shift of his weight, and you can feel his soft breaths tickle the back of your neck, making your scales rustle. You laugh under your breath, eyes trained on the intricate wooden molding trimming the ceiling of his office, and you try desperately to snuff out the simmering warmth in the pit of your belly.
"Oh, so that was you?" You spare him a quick glance over your shoulder. "The Carol's Crafts arson on the Upper East Side?"
"Actually, it was Gary."
You can't stop the bright laughter that bubbles up past your lips. Trust Gary, of all of Phosphorus's dim-witted lackeys, to be the one to set a store ablaze all for a few cans of glow-in-the-dark paint.
"Well, then, send him my thanks," you tell Phosphorus as a small smile curls your lips. You're turning back to face him before you can stop yourself, and you don't say a word when he moves close enough for your knees to touch.
"I'll make sure to get him a gift basket."
Phosphorus inches nearer, his thigh pressing against yours, and he holds up the jar between the two of you.
"Now, I don't know about you," he drawls, low and larky, "but—me, personally—I wouldn't want all of Gary's hard work to be in vain."
With a roll of your eyes, you reluctantly take the paint from his hand and unscrew the cap.
"Just so you know," you scoff, smiling despite the hint of annoyance lacing your words, "I'm only doing this for Gary."
A whispery laugh leaves him as he dips his fingers into the paint.
"Whatever you say."
The embers of something you'd long forgotten smolder to life in your chest, and you don't even realize you're holding your breath until it escapes you in a sharp gasp as cold paint and warm fingertips touch your cheek.
He chuckles, leaning in and crowding you against the couch. "Relax."
Phosphorus is walking death, but when he cups your jaw in his hand and strokes your silver scales with his thumb, you think you'd welcome the end with open arms. Your eyes flutter shut. You don't see how his hand trembles.
He's never told you this—and he probably never will—but every single time he touches you just a little too long, he's terrified. The ticking of the grandfather clock in the corner of his office echoes through the room in a taunting, torturous melody as his fingers slowly glide over the planes of your face. Tick. The radiation should have seared your skin. Tock. By now, it should have ripped through your flesh. The clock strikes the quarter-hour with crystalline chimes; every single cell in your body should have been incinerated. He waits for the horrified shrieks of unimaginable pain each time. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. They never come.
Instead, your soft sighs and quiet giggles tinkle through the air as you squirm away from his ticklish touch.
"Stay still," he grunts, dragging his finger down the bridge of your nose.
But you can't stop laughing, shoulders shaking, as the contrasting sensations of cool paint and scorching skin make your scales tingle. "This paint smells like shit."
The pad of his index finger swirls over the button of your nose, and he bites back a smile when you wrinkle it. If he squints just right, Phosphorus thinks he can see something real through all the cheap thrills of this hollow life, and it's there in the twinkle of your eyes.
ACHOO!
Dragon fire skitters down his hand when you sneeze, and he flinches away, streaking the colorful paint across your face and up one scaly ear.
"Seriously?!" he cries shrilly, but there's no real bite to his words. "Did you just sneeze all over me?"
"S-Sorry, sorry!" you stammer between wheezing laughs, handing him a tissue. "I c-couldn't help it!"
You can't make out much of his indignant muttering as he wipes his hand clean before flinging the soiled tissue into the waste bin behind him, but you're certain he's not singing your praises. You're about to apologize again, but the words die on the tip of your tongue when his fingers gently grab your jaw, tilting your head back until your eyes meet his hollow sockets.
You wait for his usual scathing sarcasm, but he stays silent. Without a word, Phosphorus takes another tissue from the box and gently dabs at the paint in your hair. His tender affection is unexpected, unfamiliar, and yet, you lean into his touch anyway. "I can do this myself, y'know," you murmur in poor protest. It's not very convincing when you do nothing to stop him.
"I know." He brushes away the flecks of paint that litter the shell of your ear. "But..."
Whatever he's about to say catches in his throat.
You peer up at him through your lashes. "But?"
You can't see it, but you swear he's smiling. Really smiling.
"Nothing," he mutters. "Just don't want you fucking up my handiwork again."
"Oh, I'm so sorry," you apologize dramatically. "I had no idea Picasso had blessed me with his presence."
He groans, cringing. "Don't compare me to him."
"Why not? You hate Cubism or something?"
"The whack job was an asshole," Phosphorus bristles. For a moment, you think you catch a glimpse of the old him. Alexander Sartorius isn't a man you know very well, but he's always there just beneath the radiation. Sometimes, he breaks through the deadly flames, humming along to Bach or quoting Dante's Inferno (usually at your expense). You tuck away the tidbit that Alexander hates Picasso in the back of your mind.
"And you're not?" you shoot back with an impish smirk. He pinches your cheek.
"You are aware that I can always fire you, right?" he threatens lightly, wiping up the last stray splotches of paint from your temple.
"Doesn't mean you will," you reply with a simple shrug—stubborn and smug as always. He shouldn't like it as much as he does. Phosphorus brushes off your little, uppity remark with a click of his tongue before reaching for the paint once more.
This time, Phosphorus works with precision. Yet, despite his newfound determination, his touches remain oddly tender. He evens out the curves of the skeletal face, superimposed on your own, with the smallest scratch of his fingertips around the apples of your cheeks. His digits slide gently down your jaw to fill in the missing pieces of the mandible. He traces the Cupid's bow of your lips with his thumb in a stroke so slow that a shiver runs down your spine. He prays you can't hear the thundering of his old heart.
Phosphorus mumbles a flimsy excuse that you—too lost in the feeling of his free hand running down the arch of your back—don't really hear. You're too far away. You're moving too much. He needs you to come closer.
You let him pull you into his lap, fighting down a soft sigh. He lets your thighs straddle his hips, biting back a quiet moan. So, this is what it's like to hold a fallen star.
He drags his paint-tipped fingers down and over your lips. The finishing touch.
And yet.
He tucks a finger under your chin.
Your name falls from his lips in a wisp of a breath, and you know, without a doubt, that the battle your mind wages against your heart is a losing one with every tick of the grandfather clock.
His lips brush against yours in a ghost of a touch.
The heavy wooden doors to his office slam open, followed by a cacophony of hollering cronies, and your quiet world of stolen touches and words unspoken shatters like glass. A sea of bright green skeletal faces flood into the room just as the two of you jump apart. Their words all blend together as you try to orient yourself, but as the haze in your head clears, you manage to make out enough. Ice Lounge. A big party, an important party. Phosphorus is late.
So, you let them usher both of you out and into the elevator. Phosphorus berates the idiots for not knocking. Gary compliments you on the hue of the skull painted over your scales (you thank him for the arson).
The few centimeters between Phosphorus and you might as well be a chasm. Still, your eyes meet across the distance. Neon green, you think, is growing on you.
#this actually got longer than i expected#but i am pretty happy with it :3#i hope y'all like it ;-;#going to work on 3 hrs of sleep tomorrow for this <3#part two anybody ?#mine#asks#dr. phosphorus x reader#doctor phosphorus x reader#dr. phosphorus#doctor phosphorus#alexander sartorius#creature commandos#dc
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i think she should be allowed to flood a 3rd city maybe probably
#linh song#kotlc linh#kotlc#art block is actually killing me with chainsaws terrifier 1 style#i spent 3 hrs on this and i don’t even like it#but like whatever we ball
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mind empty just imagining levi with a lieutenant!reader as keeping to yourselves as he is. bearing everything by yourself, not getting a chance to grieve (especially in the survey corps), and thus resulting in your emotions being bottled up for so long that you forget when you last got the time to mourn the loss of yet another one of your comrades. you've been through so much you don't even understand if you even can grieve anymore.
and the more time you and levi spend together — doesn't matter if it's on expeditions or randomly meeting each other in the halls of the hq — the more he starts to understand that what he sees in you is just a reflection of himself; of his own mindset and feelings.
and it's funny, really — he's basically observing himself from the outside.
levi can't say you two are close. of course, he's working on it (he really is trying), because the pull he has towards you hasn't ever wavered in the years he's known you, but it's so hard considering the circumstances you're living in. one day he's finally trying to open up to you, talking to you about how he'd lived in the underground all his childhood, and how much deaths he'd witnessed in his life that he'd long lost count of, and the next day he can find out you'd been eaten by a titan on another one of your stupidly dangerous expeditions.
and he knows, he knows that you're strong — shit, you basically equal him — that you can handle yourself in such dangerous situations where a normal person would die of shock immediately, that you're his god damn lieutenant, and you deserve your rank, but still there's this gnawing feeling in the back of his mind whenever he gets to know that you and your squad are leaving for yet another expedition, and he hates it.
every time you leave beyond the walls, levi tells you "don't die", or threatens that he'd come and get you in, quote, "wherever you go after death and kick your ass myself, lieutenant" when he has a particularly anxious feeling about the upcoming mission.
sometimes you come back with half your squad gone, sometimes with only a few people dead — doesn't matter how much, he sees the effect the losses have on you every single time, and he can't even bring himself to think of something akin to "they've been here for so long, should've gotten used already", because he himself isn't sure if he had gotten used to that.
and with the way you've both been so emotionally closed off for so long, levi can't help but start noticing how you finally start opening up to him, bits by bits, even if it's later than all of his attempts to do the same, but he's so fucking grateful you do, because he's never had the decency to come up to you and ask you to just talk. and it feels like such an accomplishment to him – to get a person with the same traumas as him to open up.
and when he thinks how proud he is of you, to try and start overcoming your own fears, to tell him the bits of your past and your fears and traumas, levi understands that he himself is becoming more open in your conversations; you helped him in finally opening his soul up after god knows how many decades, and to no one other than you.
the concept of time was foreign to both of you. as said before, nobody ever knew what would happen later today, tomorrow, the next week or month. but levi knows that now that you're in his life, guiding him through the debris of the mess that is his mind, death doesn't matter anymore, as you both try to live right now.
#what did i just write#dude#thats my man i love him sm#but actually#i wrote this in what#3 hrs#im good#levi ackerman#levi ackerman x reader#levi aot#levi x reader#levi ackerman x you#aot x reader#aot x y/n#aot x you#attack on titan x reader#attack on titan x you#attack on titan
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they are ignoring my big beautiful pathetic himbo wife and his cute little platypus tail that he has for some tank part reason im too dumb to understand why
#how can u laugh 😿 this is not a JOKE 😾⁉️⁉️⁉️#love the way starscream was smiling and entertained by demo's people pleasing and having to make himself frown#so he can make demo even more exasperated by his apathy#'it's funny when he nags cyclonus but he can stfu around me pls '#part of what makes armada starscream so cool is demo taking a lot of the more pathetic sides of his ppl pleasing#starscream's ppl pleasing is more for competitive career (power) reasons and fear#demo's tries to be but also he just wants megatron to like him and be nice to him pls :(#whereas megs actually likes starscream and wants him to succeed one day just not today lol#and starscream is like no wtf ure weird i just want ur position . gtfo#it's like the one worker the manager wants to make a new manager one day but the worker hates it there & just does whats needed then leaves#& trains new ppl by being like 'yea so the fuckass manager likes it like this so if u see him then do that shit but heres how i do it lol'#new ppl being mini cons who hes like that cool younger adult to wholl send ppl home instantly if theyre sick & is chilled but professional#meanwhile demo is the suck up tryhard who just needs to put the fries in the bag bro#he wants to be manager so bad but hes also annoying and dumb and megs just wants him to leave his office so he can pretend 2 work#cyclonus is the broke guy who just goofs off bcs if he gets fired then he gets fired but they havent yet bcs theyre understaffed#n he knows it too. he sleeps on the job if it slows down for 1 second. but hes an adrenalin junkie who can get distracted#demo wants meg to want his effin cookje so freaking bad... i love pathetic men#sideways secretly has 3 jobs total & 2 of them are at their competitors' who pay better so he dgaf abt this one#he never picks up shifts and doesnt care abt working less hours. hes hust here for the drama tbh#he clocks in wondering if demo will ever get that megadck hes been bitching abt#he clocks out a disappointed fujoshi#it's ok bcs karen hot rod who works at their competitors comes storming in with his kids & needs rizzed up#by either starscream or sideways bcs they fucked up his kids' orders on purpose after hr gave them a spiel abt their long list of allergies#demolisher#starscream#cyclonus#transformers#maccadam#tf armada#sideways
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they unionized. its called true love
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#the society definitely has hr relationship declaration policies#that these two set on fire#Do Not Separate Them#things will happen such as vandalism and property damage#(those will happen anyway)#they WILL make out for so long they’ll get headrush <3#kissin 9 to 5 with breaks for kicking ass#i spent an unearthly amount of time (two hours) erasing spiders from the foreground lol#cant actually fucking draw kissing so i turned a shitty sketch into a lovely thing that masquerades as finished
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Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry
I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe
#look at him omg#i like my men bloody as you can see#i hyper focused on this for 3 hrs straight no breaks no music no nothin#something took over my body for a bit#scary shit#anyyyyways#in my little brainrot head#harry potter#is an actual sarcastic shithead#just clinically obsessed with quidditch and Draco Malfoy#just a little idiot jock#but sweet sweet Jesus is EVERYONE obsessed w himmm#omg#he actually would say “but I AM the choseN oNeE#just to piiisssss hermione off#brown harry potter#drarry#draco malfoy#also pleaseee mercy#i do not know how to render I’m trashy at it#im aware he looks a wittle more latino than Indian I’m sorry I can’t be heLPED#sniffs sniffs in Mexican
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