#Alexander Tol

[anarzaabloodladen]

Sasha: You've heard of Netflix, now get ready for...

Sasha: IMAX and climax.

Alex: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.

Dmitri: Hulu and Woohoo.

Allen: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time.

Vasily: Going to church and praying for forgiveness.

[jeannereames]

So you said you hoped they didn't use those nicknames, Alex, Heph, and Ptol. I thought Heph was a little weird, but I didn't mind the others. What nicknames would you have suggested instead? You said you suggested Greek ones. What were they?

Ah.... I'm glad somebody asked!

First, I've talked HERE about nicknames and endearments in ancient Greece. It's not the same as now. Not every culture makes nicknames by shortening. Yet even in my own novels I used nicknames to make unfamiliar names more accessible to readers.

So I get why nicknames might be valuable. But it's possible to use more likely ones!

What would be natural Greek nicknames? First, the names we know them by are Latinized, not their real names. In Dancing with the Lion I used the actual Greek, because it affected only a few and weren't that different. But here are the Latin, Greek, and known/likely nicknames.

Alexander = Alexandros (a-LEX-an-dros) = Aleko(s)

Ptolemy = Ptolemaios (tol-eh-MAI-os) = Ptolas

Hephaestion = Hephaistion (he-pais-TEE-on) = Phaistas/Phaiton

"Alex" and "Tol" aren't that far off. But "Heph"? Really? HUGH HEFNER is who immediately comes to mind: give him a pipe and a smoking robe. Maybe they thought "young people won't know..." but chatting with a 23-year-old student, that was the first thing she said. "It sounds like Hugh Hefner."

Virtually all I've heard from people is ridicule for the nicknames. This is one thing I completely disavow all responsibility for. I told them.

[aces-and-kings]

LF RP Partner (in crime)

"Wow..."

In addition to my fc recruitment post here, I am also opening up to looking for an rp partner (in crime). It'll probably seem weird to anyone not seeking the same (and that's okay). No one is obligated to like my flavor of ice cream. Please note this isn't just looking for more rp partners to write with. I have a handful of awesome friends I'm already writing or planning writing with and won't be able to take on more casual rp until the fc plot is established. I am looking for someone who...

• might become my fc officer and co-captain.

• has interest in knowing / interacting (on some level) with my boys, platonic is fine, but I am leaning towards finding a ship for Thor at the very least, going forward. [No au, multi or poly interest, sorry!]

• enjoys mundane pve between rp. Leveling. Clearing quests etc.

• is active for rp/pve (at least) 3-5 days of the week.

• likes angst, fluff, combat, adventure, slice, piracy, far-eastern themes, western themes, bar, ship and such.

• doesn't mind discord rp for now but is eager for in-game rp once the ship is established and closer to 7.0.

Basically a friend, to hang out with me and my/your friends, but who'd like to take an rp place by the side of my char(s) and create these adventures with me.

For those strictly ship interested here are some tropes I have interest in: [no particular order and it'd vary depending on oc interest. Also, Nik is spoken for. Since I don't want a ton of ship partners, ideally I'm looking for someone interested in at least Thor. Seven, Alex and Grey would be bonus. Ravka I'm fine with being /if/ it ever happens]: Arranged marriage, enemies to lovers, noble and bodyguard, opposites attract, slow burn, co-workers who blame the job, fake dating turned real, not actually unrequited love, tol/smol, race differences, misunderstandings and mutual pining.

It can be hard to post and reply to posts like this cause we likely don't know each other well, our ocs don't etc. So please consider this a casual I'm interested in (lf post). I'm open to discussing the idea(s) if there's interest and if it isn't a good fit, no harm no foul.

Thank you for your time!

[steph-schuyler]

doing research for my eliza book and girl 😔

why did people back then have so many freaking kids im js trying to research her family

theres tol many of them ffs

anyway the lengths i will go to

i also write "ew"next to every "alexander hamilton"bcuz i can 🙃

[lulusoblue]

Rapture's Best and Brightest Heights (or the closest guesses)

I went into height-checking again, and I did it by once again diving into Blender and measuring a model whose canon height we know: Sofia Lamb.

Sofia is canonically 6 feet tall, very tol lady, and for this latest investigation into random af BioShock trivia, I decided to go with this being her height without her heels, which, fun fact, give her an extra 3 inches in height based on measuring from her heel to where I would guess her scalp is under her hair.

Then I went and lined up the size of her face on her model to her picture on the poster above and have some rough guesses on heights of the other 5 characters, presuming the poster does not take perspective into account given their proportions all appear pretty much the same.

Sofia Lamb = 6'3" with heels, otherwise 6'0" without

Brigid Tenenbaum - 5'7"

Sander Cohen = 6'0"

Gil Alexander = 6'3"

Andrew Ryan = 6'2"

Yi Suchong = 5'11"

Some guesstimates there for some characters based on that anyway, I'd take this with a grain of salt however since, again, this is presuming that the proportions of both Sofia in this poster and her in-game model are the same, and that this poster has a flat perspective of all 6 characters in it.

[khaleesiofalicante]

Ok crazy question what do think of Alec and clary BROTP(notOTP)? Like in books and show?

I didn't quite care for it in the show because show clary pissed me off by breathing :)

BUT BOOK ALEC AND CLARY? UM? YES PLEASE!

President and Vice President of Jace Herondale Protection Squad? Alexander and Biscuit? Tol and Smol?

TACO BUDDIES?

I love it. I want more of it!

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 19

Anthony ramos pov:"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" she suggest "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"

    "i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" she exclaimed "you dont like it" i asked "no......I LOVE IT" she exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"

I wore this and anthony wore this

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" she blurted "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" she whisper "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions "lets start inviting people"

Dark bitches in white girl

Will you go to our baby shower?

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marcyes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Men and monters

Dennis:yess

Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes

Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes

Chanté Adams:yes

Rob Morgan:hell yA

Lindsey Morgan:mj,

Pico Alexander:sure

Caitlin Stasey:yes sir

Rita Volk:ill be there

Amadeus Serafini:    ill be there early

Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it

Zilladegod

Edward Burns:i got you

Zoe Levin:just for y/n

Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo

Nicole Beharie:OFC

Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭

Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜

Kyle Chandler:so dose dad

Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye

Ken Watanabe:why not

Zhang Ziyi:kwollio

Charles Dance:coolio my doolio

Bradley Whitford:yes

Thomas Middleditch:sure

Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing

David Strathairn:no.

Aisha Hinds:YES

Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE

Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE

Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N

Laurie DhuHER:DUR

Jonathan Howard:erm sure

Tyler Crumley:cook

Orelon Sidney:sure

CCH Pounder:is there food

Kelli Garner:yeah OFC

Rose Bianco:why even ask

Lyle Brocato:sure cutie

Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY

Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly

Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch

T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR

Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant

Natalie Pero:sure ramos

Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez

Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant

Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony

Kenneth Israel:ofc pual

Skylar Denney:WHO

Vince Foster:his middle name

Jesse O'Neill: sí señor

Madeline Brumby: KOOL

Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO

Joey Beni:CWOOL

Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE

Joey Thurmond:mhm

Mason Pikea:sure

Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk

Bryan Cranston:what ev

T.J. Story:DOY

Jason Liles:DOI

John Bubniak:ig

AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN

                                                                              Guess what

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:chicken butt?

                  WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for

Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀

Unhonset feet

Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you

Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME

Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME

Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early

Robert Patrick:mhm

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes

Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me

Tazzie:maybe

Devon Diep:if i rember

Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer

Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure

Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go

Osmani Rodriguez:duh

Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go

Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there

Jeffrey Wright:doy

Guy Cooper:dur

James Milord:doi

Kayla Caulfield:yes

Adrian M. Mompoint:ye

Arthur Hiou:cool

In the fights😜😜😜😜

Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights

Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL

Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI

Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best

Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad

Marc Anthony:sure name twin

Rita Moreno:mabey

Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER

Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD

Leslie Grace:yes

Dascha Polanco:what

Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father

Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER

Isabella Iannelli:dun

Gregory Diaz IV:mhm

Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎

Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah

Susan Pourfar:purr

Hannah Hathaway:bored

Seth Stewart:uh huh

Javier Muñoz:★yes★

Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat

Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right

The Kid Mero:yes

Nicholas Stewart:yes

Maria Hinojosa:yes

Protest Leader:yes

Serge Onik:yes

Jessica Castro:yes

Daymien Valentino:yes

Leo Moctezuma:yes

Martha Nichols:yes

Julia Harnett:yes

Tom Berklund:yes

Rhapsody James:yes

Ryan Woodle:yes

Noah Catala:yes

Graffiti Pete:yes

Andre Da Silva:yes

Mateo Gómez:yes

Francisco Solorzano:yes

Jos Laniado:yes

Nina Lafarga:yes

Annie Pisapia:yes

Ken Holmes:yes

Nelson Coates:yes

Valéry Lessard:yes

Yesy Garcia:yes

Duh.

Sam Rockwell:duh

Richard Ayoade:duh

Zazie Beetz:duh

Awkwafina:no

Lilly Singh:mhm

Marc Maron:duh

Alex Borstein:duh

Nyvi Estephan:duh

Onoe Matsuya:duh

Craig Robinson:duh

Yūko Kaida:duh

Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh

Ken Yasuda:duh

Kappei Yamaguchi:duh

Kimiko Saitō:duh

Doully:duh

Saverio Raimondo:duh

Fumito Kawai:duh

First Summer Uika:duh

Shohei Osada:duh

Kurt Krömer:duh

Pierre Niney:duh

Loup:duh

Elise Schaap:duh

Igor Gotesman:duh

Serpent:duh

Maasa Takahashi:duh

Sebastian Bezzel:duh

Jannis Niewöhner:duh

Max Giermann:duh

Rômulo Estrela:duh

Fynn Kliemann:duh

Mr. Shark:duh

Alice Belaidi:duh

Andrey Burkovskiy:duh

Sergio Guizé:duh

Walt Dohrn:duh

Babu Santana:duh

Frank Lammers:duh

Mikhail Bashkatov:duh

Joyce Ilg:duh

Luis Lobianco:duh

Valerio Lundini:duh

Barbara Goodson:duh

Gijs Naber:duh

Nasrdin Dchar:duh

Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh

Jody Bernal:duh

Margherita Vicari:xuh

Miss Tarantula:duh

Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh

Denise Aznam:duh

Rayen Panday:duh

[aerialsquid]

FFXIVWrite Day 20: Hamper

Not connected to earlier pieces. IDK, I was running with an idea I've been chewing on.

[Decoder Note (DN): Portions in brackets indicate data that is currently either lost or yet to be decoded.]

In the annals of known Eorzean history, there are few peoples who can truly be said to have no gods. One is the Empire of Garlemald, from whom many Garlond Ironworks members can trace their heritage. Our founder himself sprung from such godless roots, though in his later years he wrote that he would consider himself undecided on the existence of the Twelve, a matter which often brought him into heated arguments with Nero tol Scaeva.

And then there are the goblins. When so many gods are tied to their lands, perhaps it makes sense that the landless people are the ones who forsake the need for a patron deity. That is not to say they lack traditions and rituals, their culture is as rich as any other. They simply conduct their religion with the notable absence of an actual god to pray to.Their faith lies in their community, in their minds, and in what works their own hands create.

I myself descend from the people of Coerthas, three generations below a young man adopted by an aging Cato nan Mammulla after he fled one frigid homeland and took refuge in another. Cato was said to have commented in private that he never truly believed in Halone, but that when he prayed at Mass (as Halonic worship was mandatory for all citizens) he felt a stirring comfort in him that always eased his loneliness.

And it was in Coerthas as well, a little over two hundred years ago, that the goblins created their first and only god. The summoning of the primal Alexander, a god in the form of a massive machine, possessed of the unique ability to part the fabric of time and transcend the interdimensional rift. At the end of our road, weaving together the technology of the distant past with our own desperate leaps forward as the world burns around us, how ironic that we must finally turn to faith to save us.

Very specific, very targeted, and excruciatingly well planned faith.

The goblins present here in the Cornice are led by Blackbox Allthoughts, who herself is a descendent of Roundrox Cointoss, a young woman who personally encountered Alexander during its brief stay in our time. Blackbox leads the Reformed Illuminati, a splinter group of the goblin technology-hoarding cult that once sought to consolidate all knowledge under its grasp. The RI holds that knowledge should be both collected and dispersed - holds it as a sacred mission, though there is no divine authority that set them upon it. 

Blackbox ascends the dias now, as engineers lay out the blueprints upon the floor of the Cornice. Her mask is decorated with colorful stones, artifacts passed down by her grandmother. They carry no market worth and never did, but as family heirlooms they are priceless. I believe Blackbox enjoys this paradox.

There is a saying among the goblins, [DN: As yet untranslated] that roughly can be understood as 'planting seeds by the roadside'. It means to put in work that you will not profit from, as you will be long gone by the time the seeds bloom. Sometimes this is said to indicate someone has wasted resources and acted foolishly. 

I have translated Blackbox's words here into the common tongue to keep linguistic consistency, but a full transcription of her speech in gobbiespeak will be attached. [DN: Still working on the official transcription portion. Decoding gobbiespeak makes brainfruit achebad.]

"We are those who carry our homes on our backs. We are those whose faith is the faith of forge and hammer, of our calluses, of the wrinkles in our brains. We are the godless wanderers, the hoarders of knowledge like precious stones. I ask you, my friends, goblin folk and nongoblin folk, to do that which comes uneasy to we who walk through the lands of all gods and take none with us. I ask you to pray. Pray for the home which carries us. Pray for the one who will restore whole what was broken. My friends, my collected. Pray for our seeds by the roadside. Deliver a second chance to the world we shall never see."

We stand on our marked places in the chalk outlines on the floor. Where our arms allow, we hold hands. In our minds we fix the full diagram that we have spent weeks meditating upon alone and in groups, until we began to see its spires and gears in our sleep. In my years with the Ironworks I have seen machines create wonders, but a machine cannot create faith. And faith is the last step we need.

We pray our mantra. Seeds by the roadside. We hold fast the divine blueprints and we hold fast the hope that has kept us alive through the darkest of nights, and the walls of the Cornice ring with the sound of our devotion. 

This is our last desperate gamble to create the impossible.

Before my eyes open, I know we have succeeded. I feel the warmth of its engines, I hear the chattering of its pistons and gears. Its wings, spread, block out the lights from the ceiling. It has no face, but I still feel it turn its gaze upon me with benevolence - many of my colleagues have fallen to their knees, and some are weeping. 

The Tycoon, traverser of the interdimensional rift, most blessed among machines, the one to return history to its sacred course, lives. It lives by our hands.

[devoraqs]

Hey bestie tell us about Seren, they seem pretty neat 😇

did u know that Seren gets called Lambkin just like their father did as a baby, and for the same reason? (their curly hair making them look, to quote Meirneal, "like a wee sheep")

and did u also know that Alexander's dog Brigid immediately bonds with this new tiny human, and when they're little Brigid lets them ride her. Obviously, they do not stay little as they inherited the Tol gene and end up towering over both their parents

also also muriel and caspian both help carve their first bow, which has Sagittarius' constellation engraved into the wood

and did u also know that, poor kid, their name means Star McStar

[xxlordalexanderxx]

[ HELP ]  for the taller muse to use the advantage of their stature to shield the shorter one from something. 

‘TOL AND SMOL’ PROMPTS 👑| Accepting

It would seem that the grayfaces from earlier had friends, and they were none too happy about Alexander's little onslaught on their people from earlier. He wasn't quite sure if they saw Dwight and were meaning to aim at him to spite the beast or simply didn't see him. But as the rocks came pelting in Dwight's direction so did the dragon lord.

It was all fun and games beforehand, but now they were toying with those the king cared for. Torment him all you wanted, but leave his loved ones out of it. Their business was between him and whoever he had quarrel with.

Dwight would find the beast charging towards him, enveloping his body over the witch as he took each harsh strike of a stone. They were nothing against his natural armor though. Before he'd finish off the last of the grey-mob Alexander's body lowers closely and protectively against Dwight's, his features softening for only a moment.

"Are you alright?"

[vanhelsingenthusiast]

Ok hellsing fandom. Who gives you more gender envy? Anderson or Alucard?

[anarzaabloodladen]

Alex: Hey, I heard you like bad boys~

Sasha: Yeah... Why?

Alex: Well, not to brag, but I'm literally bad at everything~

Sasha: Meet me at 8...

[peblezq]

Historical Lams. Trying out some more dynamic poses. (I forgot to sign my artwork so I added it on my phone gallery, whoops)

[theatrekidstatus]

Chapter 18

"We should throw a baby shower/gender reval party" "your right ill decorate" "thank you so much"

"i just woke up from a-WHAT THE HELL" "you dont like it" "no......I LOVE IT" i exclaim. "THANK GOODNESS" i was struggling "let me get me dressed then we can invite people" "ok"

I wore this and anthony wore this

"YOU LOOK SO CUTE BEA" i blurt "ditto" Anthony said "do i l-ook b-ig a-lready" i stutter "your not stupid but that was a pretty dumb questions" he whisper  "sorry" i stammer "NO IM SORRY" he squeals "i love you so much" i utter "then how do i love you more?" he questions  "lets start inviting people"

Dark bitches in white girl

                                    Will you go to our baby shower?

Morgan Saylor:yes

Brian Marcyes

Justin Bartha:yes

Bobbi Salvör Menuez;yes

Chris Noth:yes

Ralph Rodriguez:yes

Men and monters

Dennis:yess

Kelvin Harrison Jr:yes

Jasmine Cephas Jones:yes

Chanté Adams:yes

Rob Morgan:hell yA

Lindsey Morgan:mj,

Pico Alexander:sure

Caitlin Stasey:yes sir

Rita Volk:ill be there

Amadeus Serafini: ill be there early

Jon Rudnitsky:ill tryqns make it

Edward Burns:i got you

Zoe Levin:just for y/n

Cara Buono:for yiu bestie boo

Nicole Beharie:OFC

Millie Bobby Brown:if my mom says yes😭😭

Vera Farmiga:mother says you can go😜

Kyle Chandler:so dose dad

Sally Hawkins:im literally hawkins but ye

Ken Watanabe:why not

Zhang Ziyi:kwollio

Charles Dance:coolio my doolio

Bradley Whitford:yes

Thomas Middleditch:sure

Elizabeth Ludlow:if im not tied or nothing

David Strathairn:no.

Aisha Hinds:YES

Randy Havens:I GOT A JOB BUT SURE

Jimmy Gonzales:SURE BESTIE WESTIE

Joe Morton:ONLY FOR MY BESTIE WESTIE Y/N

Laurie DhuHER:DUR

Jonathan Howard:erm sure

Tyler Crumley:cook

Orelon Sidney:sure

CCH Pounder:is there food

Kelli Garner:yeah OFC

Rose Bianco:why even ask

Lyle Brocato:sure cutie

Kevin Shinick:WHO TOL YO ASS TO GO GET A GIRL PREGGY

Josh Winot:his dick odvisouly

Justice Leak:duh stupid bitch

T.C. Matherne:fuck hoe DUR

Al Vicente:YALL ARE SO MEAN😭😭😭 Yeah ant

Natalie Pero:sure ramos

Fiona Hardingham:duh martinez

Paul S. Ryden:mhm ant

Zac Zedalis:cool Anthony

Kenneth Israel:ofc pual

Skylar Denney:WHO

Vince Foster:his middle name

Jesse O'Neill: sí señor

Madeline Brumby: KOOL

Patti Schellhaas KWOLOIO

Joey Beni:CWOOL

Fred Galle:IS Y/N STILL CURE

Joey Thurmond:mhm

Mason Pikea:sure

Aaron Taylor-Johnson:idk

Bryan Cranston:what ev

T.J. Story:DOY

Jason Liles:DOI

John Bubniak:ig

AlExAnDeR hAmIlToN

Guess what

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽:chicken butt?

WERE HAVINNG A BABY SHOWER/GENDER REVALTODAY WHO CAN COME

Pippy poo😀🥹☺️😃😅😊😄😂😇😁🤣🙂😆🥲🙃:imma be der first

Mommy nèa(not dirty🙄)😉😗😝🤓😌😙😜😎😍😚🤪🥸🥰😋🤨🤩😘😛🧐🥳:you littarly live down the street from the, but yes from me

Loser Leslie 🤫😐🙄😲🫠🫤😯🥱🤥😑😦😴😵‍💫😶🫨😧🤤🤐🫥😬😮😪🥴:mhm

Weird David 😮‍💨🤢🤕👹😵🤮🤑👺😵‍💫🤧🤠🤡🤐😷😈💩🥴🤒👿👻🤖:yes sir

ThEy DiDnT sAy I CoUlDnT sIng 🤝🏾🤛🏾✌🏾🤌🏾👍🏾🤜🏾🫰🏾🤏🏾👎🏾🫷🏾🤟🏾🫳🏾👊🏾🫸🏾🤘🏾🫴🏾✊🏾🤞🏾👌🏾👈🏻:what do you take for

Christopforgetme👶🏾🧑🏾👩🏾‍🦰👱🏾‍♂️👧🏻👨🏾🧑🏾‍🦰👩🏾‍🦳🧒🏾👩🏾‍🦱👨🏾‍🦰🧑🏾‍🦳👦🏿🧑🏾‍🦱👱🏾‍♀️👨🏾‍🦳👩🏾👨🏾‍🦱:im littarly her dad💀💀💀duh

Oakyyyyy the uncool tree👉🏾🤚🏾🫲🏾✍🏾👆🏾🖐🏾🫱🏾🙏🏾🖖🏾👇🏾💪🏾🫵🏾☝🏾👋🏾🦾🦶🏾✋🏾🤙🏾🖕🏾🦵🏾: im littarly her bro 💀💀

Unhonset feet

Liam Neeson:i thought i star strucked you

Kate Walsh:lemme wash some clothes AND ILL COME

Jai Courtney:I MIGHT BE LATE BUT ILL COME

Jeffrey Donovan:ill be early

Robert Patrick:mhm

Jazzy poo bear😭🙄🔛🔝‼️🗞️🧍🏼‍♀️🫶🏾🤭🎶🗣️🪄✅😑👍🏾🩷😂👦🏿🖕🏾😘❕🔥😔👦🏾💞👹❗️🔊🎩👦🏽: i alr said yes

Michael Malvesti:if you name the baby after me

Tazzie:maybe

Devon Diep:if i rember

Herlin Navarro:can i prefromer

Lewis D. Wheeler:might not be social but sure

Jose Guns Alves:i will be social and go

Osmani Rodriguez:duh

Adam Teper:i will be social but wont go

Mark Rhynard:will the Hamilton cast be there

Jeffrey Wright:doy

Guy Cooper:dur

James Milord:doi

Kayla Caulfield:yes

Adrian M. Mompoint:ye

Arthur Hiou:cool

In the fights😜😜😜😜

Melissa Barrera:if you kid dont be shaking they ass for half of the hights

Lin-Manuel Miranda:IM LITTARLY HER ADOPTIVE DAD FRL FRL

Stephanie Beatriz:ODVI

Ariana Greenblatt:if shes the barrios best

Christopher Jackson:im littarly her third dad

Marc Anthony:sure name twin

Rita Moreno:mabey

Daphne Rubin-Vega:just because i havent seen her in FOREVER

Corey Hawkins:IF THERES FOOD

Leslie Grace:yes

Dascha Polanco:what

Jimmy Smits:can i be the god father

Olga Meredir:GOD MOTHER

Isabella Iannelli:dun

Gregory Diaz IV:mhm

Hailey Jade Panchame:♣︎no♣︎

Luis A. Miranda Jr.:yeah

Susan Pourfar:purr

Hannah Hathaway:bored

Seth Stewart:uh huh

Javier Muñoz:★yes★

Doreen Montalvo:i need to eat

Kadrolsha Ona Carole:today right

The Kid Mero:yes

Nicholas Stewart:yes

Maria Hinojosa:yes

Protest Leader:yes

Serge Onik:yes

Jessica Castro:yes

Daymien Valentino:yes

Leo Moctezuma:yes

Martha Nichols:yes

Julia Harnett:yes

Tom Berklund:yes

Rhapsody James:yes

Ryan Woodle:yes

Noah Catala:yes

Graffiti Pete:yes

Andre Da Silva:yes

Mateo Gómez:yes

Francisco Solorzano:yes

Jos Laniado:yes

Nina Lafarga:yes

Annie Pisapia:yes

Ken Holmes:yes

Nelson Coates:yes

Valéry Lessard:yes

Yesy Garcia:yes

Duh.

Sam Rockwell:duh

Richard Ayoade:duh

Zazie Beetz:duh

Awkwafina:no

Lilly Singh:mhm

Marc Maron:duh

Alex Borstein:duh

Nyvi Estephan:duh

Onoe Matsuya:duh

Craig Robinson:duh

Yūko Kaida:duh

Jean-Pascal Zadi:duh

Ken Yasuda:duh

Kappei Yamaguchi:duh

Kimiko Saitō:duh

Doully:duh

Saverio Raimondo:duh

Fumito Kawai:duh

First Summer Uika:duh

Shohei Osada:duh

Kurt Krömer:duh

Pierre Niney:duh

Loup:duh

Elise Schaap:duh

Igor Gotesman:duh

Serpent:duh

Maasa Takahashi:duh

Sebastian Bezzel:duh

Jannis Niewöhner:duh

Max Giermann:duh

Rômulo Estrela:duh

Fynn Kliemann:duh

Mr. Shark:duh

Alice Belaidi:duh

Andrey Burkovskiy:duh

Sergio Guizé:duh

Walt Dohrn:duh

Babu Santana:duh

Frank Lammers:duh

Mikhail Bashkatov:duh

Joyce Ilg:duh

Luis Lobianco:duh

Valerio Lundini:duh

Barbara Goodson:duh

Gijs Naber:duh

Nasrdin Dchar:duh

Ulrikke Brandstorp:duh

Jody Bernal:duh

Margherita Vicari:xuh

Miss Tarantula:duh

Jeppe Beck Laursen:duh

Denise Aznam:duh

Rayen Panday:duh

Transfromers robots in my eye

Liza Koshy:duh bitch

Pete Davidson:ion dont even know you fr but ok./j

Peter Cullen:if no one picks me up

Dominique Fishback:duh dumb bitch

Ron Perlman:ofc

Michelle Yeoh:OFC

Peter Dinklage:I 🩷 BABIES SO YAS

Dean Scott Vazquez:can my mom come😭😭💀

Cristo Fernández:if there providing doggy bags

Tobe Nwigwe:can my wife nd kids come

Lauren Vélez:im littarly you mom duh.

Michaela Jaé Rodriguez:sure

Michael Kelly:god yes

Sarah Stiles:god no

John DiMaggio:hell ye

Stratosphere:heck yeah

Colman Domingo:hell yeah

David Sobolov:hell nah

Dylan O'Brien:heck yeah

Tongayi Chirisa:sure

Alan Rickman:yes

Leonard Nimoy:yes

Ophélie Winter:yes

Dorothée:yes

Mister V:yes

Lesley Stahl:yes

Leni Parker:yes

Mme Greene:yes

Jay Farrar:yes

Museum Guard:yes

Aidan Devine:yes

Bishop:yes

Domenic Di Rosa:yes

Jason D. Avalos:yes

Security Guard:yes

Frank Marrs:yes

Mike Chute:yes

Amiel Cayo:yes

Tyler Hall:yes

Dumb money:

Paul Dano:yes

Keith Gill:yes

Shailene Woodley:yes

Caroline Gill:yes

Seth Rogen:yes

Gabe Plotkin:yes

Pete Davidson:yes

Kevin Gill:yes

Talia Ryder:yes

Harmony:yes

Sebastian Stan:yes

Vlad Tenev:yes

America Ferrera:yes

Jennifer Campbell:yes

Dane DeHaan:yes

Brad:yes

Myha'la Herrold:yes

Riri:yes

Nick Offerman:yes

Kenneth C. Griffin:yes

Vincent D'Onofrio:yes

Steve Cohen:yes

Rushi Kota:yes

Baiju Bhatt:yea

Clancy Brown:yes

Winslow Bright:yes

Kate Burton:yes

Marc Rebillet:yes

Larry Owens:yes

Deniz Akdeniz:yes

Christina Brucato:yes

Sal Rendino:yes

Bryan Burton:yes

Brian David Tracy:yes

Mr. Donaldson:yes

Denis Ooi:yes

Khaya Fraites:yes

Damien Jimenez:yes

A.J. Tannen:yes

Anna Fikhman:yes

Alex Hammerli:yes

Ryan Matthew White:yes

Marco Formosa:yes

Dillon Geyselaers:yes

Neil Towne:yes

Gerardo Rodriguez:yes

Stephen Reich:yes

21 dump street:

HI MY NAME IS LIN MIRANADA:ive told you twice.

Lissy my sissy🩷:duh bro

Alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day:mhm

Trickster:duh

Mr.holley:yes:

[s-s-s-s-t-a-r-s]

They never give us a description of irena in damnation so i usually imagine her as an afro black 6'7 woman. Alexander and JD are 6'3 and 5'3 respectively. Alexander is looking up at his tall fiance like ♥️♥️♥️♥️ (also she still wears heels-)

please, I love gigantic women :’)

even though Alexander can reach all the tall shelves he still asks Irina to get things down for him since it makes her laugh :’)

[daphneyoumustmakehaste]

Thomas: haha youre small

Alex: I will saw off your limbs while you sleep, coward