Jane: I just ended a four year relationship.
Rich: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Jane: Hmm? Oh yah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Kurt and Allie fighting in the background*
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I was just watching svu at my lunch when a wild Allie showed up
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Okay, I've watched this episode at least 30 times now and I just... can't stop thinking about this all from Mike's POV.
First, you're in a house alone with ghosts for a night and fall asleep with your (uneaten) trifle.
And then wake up to the TV falling to the floor
And notice very creepy doll WINKING AT YOU across the room
When you call your wife (from the impenetrable fortress of your wardrobe) to tell the little swindlers off she tells you you're being robbed
"If you can hear me knock three times"🤦♀️
The ghosts say there are TWENTY BURGLARS IN THE HOUSE
Literal diehard moment
Stuck between burglars while wondering through the house
And then you fall over in a full suit of armour.
He had one hell of a night.
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@automaton-otto asked: Due is going to hug Allison from behind. It was not only Valentine's Day but the Bellowmight Beauty's birthday. If she would look down the flapper would see the coat she's been eyeing for quite some time now. The soldier was never the best with his feelings or understanding social cues but he would try his best. Especially for her, "Happy Birthday, Allison."
As much as she desperately wanted to spoil herself with all sorts of things for her birthday, the shop came first so she couldn't be too reckless with her money... not even on her own birthday.
Oh, what she wouldn't give to have her closet filled with all the clothes she desired so badly. Her tastes weren't that expensive and certainly not that flashy-- Oh, now she's getting hugged from behind.
A small squeak leaves her lips as she glances up to see her knight and shining armor wrapping her in a warm and cozy embrace. Well, the day is already starting off on a positive note. And it's already reaching its' crescendo with the addition of the very coat she's been eyeing for a week!
How does he know!?
"You're the best boyfriend in the world!! I love you!! Eeeee~!!!"
She's now jumping up and down, hugging Due and covering him in lipstick.
Yup. Nailed it, Due.
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Captain Britain & S.T.R.I.K.E.
In the current Fall of X landscape this is the kind of team I’d like to see Betsy utilize. The former agents who came back would act as the team “Cerebro” while Betsy and Pete recruit and train agents for the field to rescue mutants.
Harley Davis was introduced in the Captain Carter miniseries and seems like a cool character to introduce into the 616. Make her a mutant and have her seek out the Captain for help.
Tangerine is a character that only has a handful of appearances so she’s ready to be used more.
Micromax needs his redemption.
Mercury is immune to magic, has a useful powerset, and her and Betsy have a lot in common. They had a moment back in the Psylocke mini and it would be super cool for her to take on a “sidekick.”
Black Knight is just cool and deserves more.
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The Foxes as pictures of Awsten Knight
Allison Reynolds -- Serving cunt and being classy, she is that bitch
Aaron Minyard -- Literally no explanation needed, this is an actual photo of Aaron himself
Andrew Minyard -- Andrew gets two because both of these photos just SCREAM Andrew in completely different ways (also he's my son, he deserves two)
Kevin Day -- Live footage of Kevin reviewing old games and/or reading history because Kevin Day is, above all, a fuckin nerd
Matt Boyd -- He's just a silly goofy guy, I love Matt for that
Neil Josten -- The first photo is so Nathaniel Wesninski, it's almost painful. Sometimes we forget that the Nathaniel part of Neil is still part of his identity and that's a shame. The second photo is a Neil photo because I think he would genuinely be very happy if someone gave him a toothbat
Dan Wilds -- The Boss Bitch Energy (TM) in this photo is insane and Dan personifies that energy
Renee Walker -- Renee brings me pure joy and so does this picture of Awsten. Genuinely Renee is such an amazing character, I love her
Nicky Hemmick -- Nicholas never knows what's going on, let's be honest. This is Nicky's face 86% of the time.
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I just realized that the demi pride knight, from the @prideknights looks like Neil Josten. The AFTG brainrot is too real.
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What’s your thoughts on the ship Betty/Malice
I can see the appeal of it. Fucked up face gang!
I honestly straight up thought Betty was Alice in disguise to trick Audrey when first seeing her and not seeing Alice in her cell.
But after seeing the Betty again after Alice got Allisoned, I did have a thought that maybe Betty helped her escape for some reason. Perhaps Alice love bombed her enough for the housemaid to release her, so many ideas.
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Oh. He’s loosen his grip on his ear. Good. That’s an improvement. Allison tries to get a bit closer before signing again.
“Okay. Just take it easy, babe. I got something in my bag that’ll make you deaf for a short time while your ears adjust to your prosthetics, okay? You just gotta trust me...”
[ X ] @automaton-otto
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Due hasn't met Allison's family yet but he would like to eventually meet them.
"PFFFT!! HA HA HA HA HA!! Oh gods, Why am I not even surprised? I really need to introduce you to my parents and Callob though. Can't believe they haven't met you yet~"
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