#Also this is like

[cynicallyneutral]

sakura: pick, a kiss from me or from her?

naruto, whispering: …a kiss from sasuke

sakura: 🫢

ino: 🤣

sasuke: ❔

[collectortruther]

Fordsy, nobody else really gets you, do they? Without me, you'll always feel unseen, surrounded by dolts who don't recognize your true potential. You've always felt alone in a crowd, haven't you?

Even if you got rid of me, you'd miss me. Admit it, you'd miss me.

[nibinsects]

right now, nothing is stopping me

[animentality]

As per usual, I am LATE.

But I have posted my newest Durgetash brainrot fic.

And it's a multi-chapter one, so...

I imagine I will try to be consistent with how often I update it...I imagine I will fail.

But I have every intention of at least updating either every week, or every two weeks, should disastrous things happen, or if I simply need a break to think of more disgusting ideas.

Sooooo.

With that being said.

MIND THE TAGS AGAIN PLEASE. THANK YOU.

Link:

Pairing: (Trans male) Dark Urge x Gortash

Warnings: Sex and swearing. Also, mind the tags on AO3. Not present yet, but I have every intention of being disgusting.

Summary:

The Dark Urge does not remember Enver Gortash, but the lordling refuses to accept that. He will force him to remember what they were to one another, before his memories were carved out. Whether he wants to remember or not.

[linterteatime]

And keep on dreaming ☪︎⋆ ˚✩ ⋆｡˚

[frankenjoly]

After all

skk + kiss as an apology

“Fuck, I… I’m sorry.” Chûya said after a few minutes in silence, leaning in to kiss Dazai’s cheek with a tenderness that may or might not last till annoyance took its place. And not fully satisfied with just one, he also lifted a hand towards his forehead in order to part Dazai’s bangs and leave another kiss there.

Yes, right where the mark he had left was.

“Aw, c’mon, it wasn’t your idea or anything.” Dazai answered after a while. “But if you wanna keep going, I won’t complain.”

Such a comment instantly prompted the redhead to smack the exact same point he had just kissed, though not with actual force; it was partly a warning and partly just wanting to cut him some slack… that one time. After all, he had already gotten enough bruises.

And Chûya didn’t want to argue right then, not when both of them could simply take in the relief of having prevailed against very difficult odds.

“Shut up, will you? I’d rather deliver you alive to that friend of yours when he joins us.”

“Nah, you won’t dare to try and kill me now, Chûya.” Of course, Dazai was right, but the sing-song tone he used made him want to smack his head again. “Besides, you don’t have to worry about making a good impression when it comes to Sigma, he’s seen way worse stuff.” Chûya immediately scoffed.

“That’s more of a reason, sheesh. If you’re not gonna stop being a lil shit for me, at least do it for him.” He had barely finished speaking when Dazai put on his most innocent face, one he wouldn’t believe till actually being shown evidence.

“I’ll do it, ‘kay. For both of you.”

(Also on ao3.)

[eldrigeonsss]

ETHERGANG LOOK AT THEM :(((

[antisocialgaycat]

guess which bad bitch has decided to start journaling again

(its me)

take your bets how long this will last

[rosie-b]

Really hope this backfires on him there are so many sweet cat ladies

[fuluv]

made my own philip & caleb playlist cus i didn't like the ones i found on spotify 😭

it's mostly philip centric with some caleb crumbs

[darling-has-a-smol-heart]

Me: So brain, you remember that fic we've been rereading?

Brain: eyup!

Me: I really want to make art of it. It's really beautiful and i want to share how it made me feel!

Brain: that sounds like a plan!

Me: Great!! So uh... Can I make a serious piece off of it?

Brain: Nope! Just meme.

Me: But

Brain: MEME!!

I still can't believe this is what I pushed out mid-artblock, but eh, better than nothing i suppose!

Guys!! PLEASE go read @bemmiecake 's "On Mistakes and Birthday Cakes"! I know this post is very silly but i can assure you we're talking about a moving story that's definitely worth your time! You're not going to regret it!

[chicgeekgirl89]

Seven-ish Sentence Sunday!

@carlos-in-glasses, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, and @irispurpurea thanks for the tags!!

From my first husbands era fic:

“Where was your ring?”

T.K. reaches into his shirt. “Right here.”

The ring dangles on the chain that contains his New York medallion. Always close to his heart, even when he can’t wear it on his finger.

“You didn’t put it back on after work?”

“I must have forgotten,” T.K. tells him, trying for innocent and coy.

Carlos leans forward a little bit, hooking his finger into the chain and using it to draw T.K. toward him. “I think you’re lying to me Tyler.”

[insane-mane]

Given the recent events, would you recast Paradox in HT, or would you do something else? I myself would probably do another Doctor Who reference and have him Regenerate, but not make it one of his abilities

David McCallum is almost irreplaceable for the role of Paradox. To find a replacement would require finding someone with as much warmth and gravitas as he gave the character.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.