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[chronicreativity]

hi everyone! i'm writing a research based essay on the popularity of queer tragedies in the market today for my creative writing masters and it would be a huge help if you could fill this out! it's very quick, shouldn't take more than five minutes to complete the eight multiple choice questions and it's all based on preference/opinion, so nothing too taxing to think about. every response is a huge help for me, so signal boosts would be really appreciated! thank you <3

[thesunsethour]

House MD and the use of the word ‘miserable’ (S1)

‘Miserable’ total mentions: 14

‘Miserable’ mentions by House: 3

‘Miserable’ mentions by Wilson: 3

‘Miserable’ mentions by Cuddy: 3

‘Miserable’ mentions by patients/families: 3

‘Miserable’ mentions by Chase: 1

‘Miserable’ mentions by Vogler: 1

Times someone accuses House of being miserable: 6 - (3 from Wilson / 2 from patients / 1 from Cuddy)

Full quotes:

1.01

House to Foreman: “Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.”

1.03

Cuddy to House: “You think of something to make me miserable. I think of something to make you miserable; it’s a game! And I’m going to win because I got a head start. You are already miserable.”

1.05

Chase to Foreman: “If House did make a mistake, he’ll be upset, and our lives will be miserable for months.”

Nun to House: “I barely know you, and I don’t know if I’m right. I just hope I am. Because the alternative is, you really are as miserable as you seem to be.”

1.11

Wilson to House: “No, I was there! You’re not just a regular guy who’s gotten older, you’ve changed! You’re miserable, and you’re afraid to face yourself –”

1.13

Patient’s father to House: “I love my son – look at me! – love my son, love him more than anything else in the world, and you’re going to start paying attention to this case, or I’m going to make things miserable for you –”

1.15

Vogler to Cuddy about House: “He makes you miserable.”

1.16

Wilson to House: “I’ve been thinking. You’ve made it quite clear that you’re miserable here –”

House to Wilson: “I am not miserable.”

1.17

Patient to House: “It must be miserable, always assuming the worst in people.”

1.18

Wilson to Vogler about House: “Okay, he’s screwed up. He’s miserable, and he should probably re-read the Ethics Code, but it works for him. He’s saved hundreds of lives.”

1.22

House to Cuddy: “I will not have sex with you! Not again! Miserable, that first time. All that desperate, administrative need –”

[dnpgvidtourney]

fun facts about round 1:

all 3 videos i nominated myself lost (dress to impress, heartthrob #2, and cards against humanity), so i guess the voice of the people prevails

most (23) of the losers were only nominated once, which makes sense, and most of the rest (7) were nominated twice and were up against videos nominated once, also makes sense

then dapwepinof #2 lost to incohearent #3, which is their most recent video, so this could be a case of recency bias or the new video hasn't been out long enough to be nominated multiple times

which makes the only surprising result the shuffleboard showdown, which was nominated 5 times, losing to dress to impress in real life, nominated once

[kodokberjamur]

If anyone asks me how life is going, I'll just show them this video and not elaborate further... Yes I keep posting I'm sorry

Warning: local toad crashes out in the tags

[honeyvettel]

i'm trying to see something, so if you're kind enough to answer this poll, or even drop a comment about this it would be so cool and very catering to my english major ass who tends to analyse everything they come across

[brilliantorinsane]

Data Gathering: The Cunningham Heritage

For an explination of this project and the various categories, see Data Gathering: The Pennsylvania Gun.

Writer: Sheldon Reynolds

Director: Jack Gage

Jack Gage directed four Howard Holmes episodes, including the first two. His final episode was ep10, The Mother Hubbard Case.

Across his career he worked as a stage manager and actor on Broadway, a dialogue director, and a TV director.

Prior to Howard Holmes, he worked with showrunner Sheldon Reynolds on the spy action series Foreign Intrigue. I don't know if that was their first time working together; I didn't do a thorough check, just happened to stumble on this connection.

Fun fact: Gage was the dialogue director on Double Indemnity, which was directed by Billy Wilder, who directed The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes.

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First Shot: Watson’s carriage as he drives through London for the first time upon return from war.

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Introductions:

11.00: Just “Dr. Watson” to Wilson.

13.12: “My friend” to Lestrade

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Private Matters: I mean they just met it’s a bit early for rituals too strange or intimate for the public eye. They won’t get that close until episode three!

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Looks: Help I've already devolved into recording every sincere smile between them. Is it better or worse that I'm doing this because of 3 or 4 hypotheses I want to test.

Holmes @ Watson smiles:

First meeting: 4.15 (unseen, poss hidden—I’m nearly sure Holmes is smiling when he walks away after shaking Watson’s hand), 4.42 (unseen, poss hidden—seems to flash this tiny smile when Watson brings up the possibility of the flatshare), 5.07, 5.11, 5.19 (hidden-ish. Watson can probably see it, but when Watson asks how Holmes knew he was in Afghanistan, Holmes really quickly looks down and away from Watson and flashes a smile—reads as ‘yessss he took the bait’).

6.43

8.42

10:38

11:02 (tiny little smile when introducing Watson to Wilson. This is the first time he’s met Wilson, he’s just happy to be showing off his new flatmate).

11.16

13.01 (tiny smile after Watson gives professional opinion about the body).

20.16

20.18

23.48

23.54

Watson @ Holmes smiles:

First meeting: 3.54, 4.04, 4.20, 4.37 (unseen), 4.52, 4.58, 5.05, 5.12, 5.57

7.14

8.42

13.12 (smiles and nods when Holmes introduces him as ‘my friend’)

15.59

20.11

20.18

23.51

24.06

Secret Glances:

16.12: Holmes has been examining the carpet and barely glancing at Watson while Watson watches him intently, then after he hands Watson the magnifying glass and Watson leans forward to focus on the carpet Holmes swings rapidly to look at Watson. Very much reads like ‘Now while you deduce it carpet, it’s my turn to deduce you!’

Assorted Looks:

5.34: Holmes: no no, keep staring into my eyes Watson!

5.22 - 5.52: Watson is paying attention so hard to Holmes’ deduction.

5.54: Holmes: ‘ah fuck did I deduce too hard and make it offputting?’

10.02: Watson’s eyes closed ‘god give me patience’ look when Holmes keeps making him ask five times for explanations to his deductions and Holmes goes ‘but when I explain they lose their “romantic aura of mystery :(‘“

14.00: Holmes' tiny nod when Watson goes to comfort the bereaved and falsely accused fiance.

15.29: They’re already communicating by exchanging glances in a crowded room.

22.43: When the murderer approaches with a drawn gun, both Holmes' frightened look at Watson, and Watson's steady 'well I did tell you you, but I'll get us out of this' look in return.

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Touches:

Initiated by Holmes:

4.15: Handshake

4.57: Handshake #2

5.32: Tap tap tap

5.49: Poke poke. Poke poke.

20.42-20.49: Grabs Watson’s arm to drag him along on their housebreaking outing.

21.04: Uh this:

21.07 - 21.13: Continues dragging/pushing to break-in.

21.59: Shoulder clap/light shove of the ‘come-oooon, help me do housebreaking!’ variety.

25.11: Grabs Watson’s wrist for fingerprinting purposes.

Initiated by Watson:

15.42: Shoulder tap

16.03: Knee tap

Intricate Rituals:

25.11: When Holmes grabs Watson's wrist for fingerprinting, as noted above. Holding Watson’s hand is necessary. For science!

Incidental:

13.04: Bump. (I know I said the shoulder to shoulder thing doesn’t count but this one made me laugh)

Not touching

I don’t expect this’ll be a regular sub-category, but I’m fascinated by 16.08 - 16.27. They’re shifting around in such cramped proximity that it’d be quite difficult not to be bumping elbows, but they do this quiet little dance where they never quite brush into each other. They’re so comfortable with each other’s space from the start that it’s hard to pinpoint any progression in it, but I do wonder if they wouldn’t have bothered with that dance in later episodes.

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Endearments/Compliments:

Holmes @ Watson:

5.49: my dear Watson (it has been 2.2 minutes since they met)

6.18: my dear Watson

10:00 my dear Watson

12.23: “That’s a good question!”

23:46: “Well done Watson!” - when Watson disarms and incapacitates an attacker.

Watson @ Holmes:

6.28: my dear Holmes

15.57: “I didn’t notice these things”—in context a rebuttal to Holmes minimizing his abilities, an implied ‘no it is extraordinary’.

Appreciation:

16.11: Watson says the softest little "thank you" when Holmes hands him his magnifying glass.

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Medical Examinations: 12.25 they enter the crime scene, and Holmes goes straight for the body. He tells Watson his own deductions, then asks Watson several questions regarding time of death.

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Crimes for Fun and Profit: Well, there's the housebreaking.

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Jealousy: Jealousy isn’t the word for it but there’s something about Holmes meeting Watson and going ‘RIGHT flat viewing this afternoon then?’ and then grabbing his jacket as if they’re going to take off at once. One reading of this is that Holmes sees Watson is at a turning point where he could choose many directions as his first next step, and Holmes is Gonna get his bid in first.

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Watson and Law Enforcement:

11.17: Holmes: “The police forces of the world seem to have an organized science of messing things about.” Watson: “Oh I wouldn’t say that Holmes.”

Very warm and pleased meeting Lestrade; however he repeatedly pushes back against Lestrade’s callousness towards the accused woman, even after Watson is convinced of her guilt.

19.32: tries to offer Lestrade a warm farewell, but when Lestrade responds with a shouted warning against Holmes, Watson turns away before he's finished.

Storms off to confront Lestrade about Holmes not getting credit in the papers.

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Want to go on a Dat—Murder Investigation?

20:01: Holmes: “Perhaps you’d like to take a little stroll with me?” Watson: “Why?” Holmes: “I’d like to investigate this afternoon’s affair a bit further.”

The ‘walk’ was always going to be for the investigation, but if I’m having fun with it we can imagine that this is Holmes’ risk-free way of testing the waters. Perhaps not for romantic reasons yet, more of a ‘Watson liked working the case, but how would he respond to just hanging out?’ But he doesn’t have to worry about letting on that he would like to just hang out with his cool new flatmate because either way he'll do the ‘it’s for a case!’ Reveal.

Note that Holmes doesn’t meet Watson’s eye when asking about the ‘little stroll’; not until he goes ‘lol I meant for the case’.

Bonus: Holmes is putting away his violin. As we will discover, he’s pretty bad at the violin <3 Which allows an addition to this imagined plot in which he was trying to butter Watson up with a bit of a serenade, while Watson wonders for the first time if he has made a Mistake.

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Showtime:

First Meeting:

In some moods I’m convinced Holmes is putting on a whole performance in their first meeting. In other moods I prefer to read him as genuinely distracted and absent-minded during it.

Housebreaking:

Holmes straight-up didn’t need to break in to the suspect’s house. The police were letting him work the case and dig through documents. He could have just asked. He did not!

My Doylist read is that they wanted to establish Holmes’ crime hobby in the first episode.

My Watsonian reads include: a). Wants to see if his new buddy who’s interested in his investigative career is also open to his crime hobby. b). Has caught on that Watson requires a degree of excitement and adrenaline, and this is part of his unconventional strategy to seduce Watson into being his work partner. c). He is annoyed at Lestrade.

Intricate Rituals:

Holmes grabbing Watson's hand for fingerprinting is a potential here.

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Watch What I Say, Not What I Do: Watson protests breaking into the murder scene mansion vociferously all the way from Baker Street. He continues protesting as he follows Holmes through the lockpicked door.

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For Watson’s Ears Only:

12.28: They’re in a full room and haven’t introduced themselves yet, but Holmes leads Watson to the body where they exchange deductions/medical assessments in quiet, intimate tones. Nothing they’re saying is a secret, they’re just in their own little world.

15.28: Holmes catches Watson’s eye and leads him aside to where the body had initially lain. Again there are no secrets being discussed, but Holmes is deliberate about including Watson (and only Watson) in this, and again they fall into that intimate register.

Asides:

11.14

19.25

17.42

24.13

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You've Gone Too Far: N/A

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Watson and Women: N/A

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Violin:

The only negative Holmes mentions about living with him.

8.30: Holmes wonders aloud where he put his violin case, and Watson (who moved it earlier) brings it to him. Holmes says ‘ah, my old friend’ towards the violin, and immediately after saying this looks up to smile at Watson, who is beaming back at him.

20.01: Not shown playing it, but Holmes has his violin out when the baker street irregular signals that the suspects’ house is empty and ripe for housebreaking, and Holmes is putting it away as he asks Watson to accompany him.

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Gender Fuckery: N/A

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Climax Precautions:

Well none, they get held at gunpoint because they were doing some light housebreaking. What's notable is that Holmes clearly hadn’t expected a violent altercation, and when the murderer shows up with a gun, Holmes’ shoots Watson an ‘oh fuck I fuuuucked up’ look.

This will not be his reaction next time!

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Final Shot: Holmes at his chemistry desk, wondering if perhaps his new companion isn’t entirely sane.

[youhavethesun]

I actually really miss ryan atwood and seeing him smile but nothing on earth could make me watch all four seasons of the oc for a third time I don’t have the mental strength it’s like being forced to go through all seven stages of grief every other episode

[jatanshahskill]

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[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

the thing about my stupid thesis is that i love my lesbian boss slash thesis advisor and ive been working on this project for two years and i care about it and find it interesting and theoretically this work as the basis for my chance to demonstrate what ive joyfully and enthusiastically learned across the last four years should be a rewarding exciting opportunity but i was overly ambitious with my thesis proposal and feel this constant pressure to be inventive and incisive due to my deliberately interdisciplinary training on top of regular old academic pressure and the impossibility of pleasing aforementioned lesbian boss thesis advisor and ive also invested such a personal emotional degree into it that criticism is kind of terrifying and unbearable and also i really dont know anything about statistics and then my shit got rocked by the fires effectively throwing everything in my system out of whack in ways i can barely identify

[unopenablebox]

eternal experience of being like "i'm not sure my quantitative analysis is working/the best possible approach and i'm very bad at a) writing code b) forcing myself to endure writing code c) task-switching once i am writing code. oh hey here's someone with extensive experience in this field. do you want an author credit in exchange for helping me write code to find interesting content in this data"

and they're like "well you already did the hard part and this is so easy you could just do it yourself"

and i'm like " :( but i won't"

[automatonwithautonomy]

i Hate analysing data. it's right there i made it into a nice graph for you. explain it yourself bitch.

[porygonalbreasts]

I swear these glasses are a different color than my regular pair

[figmentofspace]

The one time I used chatgpt was when the professor for my graduate world literature class told us to “find the inherent biases and limits.”

Between the six of us we discovered that at the time (winter of 2023) it could only produce rhyming poetry, relied heavily on generic stereotypes, steadfastly refused to provide the script for Shrek, and would not support any notion of vaccines causing autism.

I’m sure it has changed loads since then but all I know—and what everyone who uses it routinely should know—is that while capable of clever responses it’s not very smart.

[dollcher]

i feel like pulling my hair out (｡•̀ ⤙ •́ ｡ꐦ) !!!

i incorrectly computed the data for my dissertation & i gotta re-do some of it now . . . i'm crying please

[jatanshahskill]

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