#And I Love You So

[evermorepeyton]

[fidjiefidjie]

Bon Soir 💙🎤👌🎸💙

Perry Como & Chet Atkins 🎶 And I Love You So

[literallyneurodivergentandaminor]

hey would u still like me if I was evil and malicious and bit people🥺🥺🥺

- the noodle in question

you already do that.

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

我是真的很想念一個人 . . . 

他像影子般跟著我 

也像我心愛的手帕一樣 

出門時總是放在我的口袋裡，

他比鈔票還重要 

因為在路上當我流淚時 

可以將手伸進口袋觸摸他 

然後用另一隻手擦乾眼淚 

我深怕我的淚把他弄髒 

這就是我偷偷地愛他的方式 . . .  

Lan~*  

Photo : 恐龍 Thanks xoxo 

[wr1tten]

@unfaes and the starter they never asked for.

what  a  ʳᵘˢʰ.      shitty  people  meeting  their  shitty  ends.      greedy,    grubby  hands  now  cold.      while  people  were  mourning,    all  he  could  do  was  smile.      repeating  the  poetry  veronica  had  poured  into  that  letter            (      𝘵𝘩𝘦  𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦  𝘵𝘰  𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳  𝘤𝘭𝘺𝘥𝘦.      𝘺𝘰𝘶  𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥  𝘣𝘦  𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺  𝘵𝘰  𝘨𝘰  𝘰𝘶𝘵  𝘣𝘺  𝘢  𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯  𝘰𝘧  𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘴  𝘢𝘴  𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨  𝘢𝘴  𝘴𝘩𝘦  𝘸𝘢𝘴  𝘢𝘵  𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳  𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦      )            but  it  was  hard  to  a    d    m    i    r    e   the  work  they  had  done  when  she  was  pacing  like  she  either  had  to  take  a  piss  or  give  a  public  speech.            ❝      you  said  you  wished  she  were  dead.      now  she’s  dead.      ❞            jd  pointed  out  the  obvious,    a  chuckle  accompanied  with  a  shake  of  his  head,            ❝      i  don’t  see  what  the  issue  is  here,    ʙᴀʙʏ.      the  𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗  𝚘𝚏  𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗   is  six  feet  under.      let’s  celebrate!      ❞            springing  to  his  feet,    arms  tugged  her  to  his  chest.      she  was  overwhelmed,    but  she’d  get  over  it.      veronica  was  meant  to  be  his.            ❝      you  hated  her.      now  you’re  free.      ❞

— and  his  hands  held  her  captive. 

[chiisana-lion]

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[starrysharks]

ghanaian miku

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

[churroach]

Full of Desires

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[christadeguchi]

make men slutty again.

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]