I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Can’t believe Danny Devito was finally confirmed for smash! Such a risky move too, unveiling new characters so close to release! I can’t wait to play as him!
Instead of Partying, Drinking, Drugs, or Sex like a normal college student would do on spring break I am playing Majora's Mask 3D. God this game is good! #zelda #springbreak #majorasmask #3d #nintendo #youvemetwithaterriblefatehaventyou