#And I fantasize about her SO much.

[keirientez]

[theo-avery]

It's so hilarious how Jacques-Benigne (and really the entire court) is harping on about Louise de la Valiere and how she's a miserable, loose woman who dared to fuck the king and come between the royal spouses....meanwhile Renée is rubbing her hands with glee and continues her Future Mistress of the King campaign with no chill in front of the entire court.

[wickedhawtwexler]

current life plan:

find a job

move into a pet-friendly apartment

adopt 2 cats

[cinna-bunnie]

why is it always the forbidden fruit that entices me the most (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠)

[snixx]

middle/high school me didn't form parasocial relationships with celebrities they formed serial parasocial relationships with random lesbian 20-something bloggers with a penchant for being 24/7 haters on increasingly obscure platforms (often that they had abandoned years ago) and would stay up till like 4am every night reading their posts from like five years back and collecting the Lore

[linka-from-captain-planet]

the fact that florrick's mark for PDA does give her a small bit of wiggle room where she enjoys it has me truly gnawing at the bars of my cage thinking about it. (this is also true for her 1 foot of jealousy. I want to study her under a microscope, you have created something so Consuming)

She's definitely not down for any sort of lovey-doveyness in any public setting (cuddling, sitting in laps, etc), and absolutely no kissing beyond a courtly peck on the knuckles (maybe like, a New Year's Day type peck on the lips too, but that's pushing it), but she's proud of her partners and loves to show them off, and especially likes to be showed off herself. Linked arms are a go-to, held hands are usually comfortable. If she's really feeling it, she'll let them hold her around the waist/guide her around with a hand on the small of her back, but only in certain social situations like a party. At a work function, absolutely not.

The jealously is a little trickier. She doesn't GET jealous, but maybe she can be MADE jealous. She can be manipulated for the worse, even if being jealous/possessive isn't really in her nature. For example if, say, she has a partner who's more accustomed to playing mind games, and is an extremely jealous type herself, she can get dragged into it.

[skitskatdacat63]

I know it would literally never happen, but whenever the speculation of who the next James Bond will be comes up, I can only think about how I would sell my soul to get a butch lesbian James Bond 😣

[c6jpg]

OHHHHH NAVIA IS A FUCKING PULL

[dylanconrique]

i can't wait for tim to meet lucy's mom.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

he really said that 💀💀💀 what a man 😍

[halechief]

fellas the nonconsensual aspect of tom and claire’s relationship at times has got me seriously fucked up in the club.

[nowendil]

most of the time I'm normal. except for the times when I get consumed by almost otherwordly annoyance and animosity towards one of my coworkers. but other than that I'm normal

[girl-farmer]

I am so down bad for this girl she needs to stop holding my hand and touching me all the time its making it 1000x worse

[johndonneswife]

I just wanted to tell you that your post about families and wedding stuff was relatable and I’m sorry you’re dealing with all of that. I can’t relate 100% since I am not getting married, but I’ve also never thought about it too much, since I have this fear that people who accept me now won’t accept me if I tell them I’m marrying a woman one day. I dunno, I think straight people are weird when it comes to weddings, like they didn’t think you were serious before that? Like it was a phase? (cont.)

[whsprings]

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[agayconcept]

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