#And she never will

[galwithalibrarycard]

I started rewatching season one of Hacks the other day while waiting for the new episode, and I’d just like to remind everyone that the first joke Deborah Vance ever tells in the opening moments of the pilot episode… is about how sex with men is such a chore and she should become a lesbian and date Melissa Etheridge instead. And now she’s on national television saying she loves her same-sex writing partner and is giving up her dream for her. I’m just saying. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[yellowwwcrayon]

Jesus, called my dear old mother in her retirement (jealous) and she’s been reading A/B/O and explained to me how two dudes can get pregnant through that trope.

and there’s me, sitting in a hotel traveling for work, feeling like I’m tripping on acid because no way this is real 😬

[fluorezcentthekreator]

plant hater

(Dandy's Inscryption AU belongs to my friend @spoonfulness)

[twogravesinsomecemetery]

Absolutely maddening rewatching Pilot when you know everything that's going to happen in the myth arc. 5 minutes in and CSM is literally right there. He's 10 ft from Scully in Blevins' office and it's like. Babygirl I know you don't know this yet but it would be soooo much easier if you just shot him on sight.

[statisticalcats2]

Still dreaming of the day when my mom just lets me do stuff and make my own decisions with no unasked for input

and terrified it's only gonna happen when she's gone which brings it's own existential terror

[wishfulsketching]

Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

Extra doodles:

Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[pinyatapix]

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

[kensatou]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[willabee]

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[ivyblooms]

The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

[androgynealienfemme]

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[handweavers]

my late stepdad was italian from calabria and he taught my mom how to swear in the language much like how my dad taught my mom how to swear in punjabi and malay so whenever she gets road rage she starts shouting at people in an insane incoherent combo of italian-punjabi-malay. she is irish canadian

[briskchips]

Rest with me... 🌷

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

This isn't the full scene, but I absolutely love how insanely wacky they had the house fight in the movie be.

Full on Looney Tunes energy.