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feelingtheaster99 · 6 months
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*squeals in omg baby Percabeth banter*
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pjohoo-reclists · 10 months
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Buzzfeed Fic Recs
A list of fics where mortals discover demigods via buzzfeed, and go nuts over the conspiracies. Last updated 8/8/23. Enjoy!
The Baffling Transcontinental Road Trip of Percy Jackson by CassandraStarflower
Gen | 2.0k | Complete
Percy Jackson, Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara
POV Outsider
“This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we cover the case of Percy Jackson.”
The Odd Abduction of Percy Jackson by The_German_Grim_Reaper
Gen | 2.2k | Complete
Percy Jackson
Alternate Universe - Buzzfeed Unsolved Fusion, Book 1: The Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson)
This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved, we investigate the two-week disappearance of Percy Jackson and the odd occurrences surrounding it.
#thatjacksonsequel by The_German_Grim_Reaper
Gen | 2.3k | Complete
Nancy Bobofit, Percy Jackson, Rachel Elizabeth Dare
Twitter, POV Outsider, Social Media
Nancy and her fellow sleuths continue their online investigation into Percy Jackson, subject of a Buzzfeed Unsolved episode and now a Twitter celebrity.
The Strange Case of Perseus Jackson by Deerlie_03
T | 2.5k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Dialogue Heavy, Attempt at Humor, Book 1: The Lightning Thief
“Hello and welcome to Buzzfeed Unsolved, today we’ll be talking about a unique case,” Ryan introduces as the title graphic flickers over the screen. “Aren’t all of our cases unique?”  Shane furrows his brows.  “Isn’t that, like, our whole thing?” “Well yes… but this one is kind of a biography, and the person right in the middle of this is still very much alive,” “And it’s still unsolved?” “Yep.  Today’s case is about the strange case of Perseus Jackson,”
the jackson files by Ideasofmarch
Not Rated | 4.4k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Twitter, Conspiracy Theories, based of the tumblr post
Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakes Does anyone know who the fuck Percy Jackson is??? Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd Whomst? Makin’ pancakes @makinbaconpancakes Check rachel dares insta story Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd k Oranges are spicy @ronaldmcd Okay somebody find out who this kid is right damn now. - Rachel Elizabeth Dare posts a video of Percy on her instagram story. it all just spirals from there.
Percy Jackson: The Meme by NeedsCaffeineRightNow
Gen | 5k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Buzzfeed Unsolved References, Sorta Like they're literally in it but on a video, Based on a Tumblr Post
Percy gets kinda well known and then is a meme
#thatjacksonkid by The_German_Grim_Reaper
Gen | 5.8k | Complete
Nancy Bobofit, Piper McLean, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Leo Valdez
Social Media, POV Outsider, the PJO and HoO gang are college age
Following an episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, several twitter users do their best to uncover the truth about Percy Jackson. They get surprisingly far.
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madefate · 2 years
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❛  was  there  a  good  ending  for  us ?  ❜ (Percy & Jason) / @furys-burn​
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       The question catches him off guard in more ways than one, though if Jason had to say, he’d rank Percy’s tone as a little more surprising than the content. It’s -- tired in a way that Jason isn’t used to. He’s heard Percy’s combativeness, boastfulness, enthusiasm -- even that lovestruck way he says Annabeth’s name. But even if he shouldn’t be surprised at the exhaustion’s that’s crept into his voice, it catches him like an air current suddenly disappearing from underneath him: something buoyant and dependable gone in an instant and leaving him off balancing, scrambling for a handhold. 
       ❛ Uh, well -- ❜ His first instinct is to ignore the question altogether and ask if he’s okay, if something happened, if there’s some danger coming fast from the horizon. But he knows, immediately, that that’s not what’s happening here, and Jason fights his constant urge to -- well, to fight. He breathes out, glancing at Percy’s drawn expression, then looks over the railing of the Argo II, out to nowhere in particular. 
       ❛ I mean, probably, right ? ❜ Isn’t that the point of being a demi-god? There is something good they have to do -- some fight that protects this earth from the evil that lurks in the shadows on the edges. Some blow to take so that someone else doesn’t have to bear it. Something to give someone -- your strength, your status, your life. Those things, Jason is sure, are good. 
       Jason looks down at his hands. They feel so strangely empty. It’s an itchy, uncomfortable feeling, so he quickly corrects himself and leans his arms against the railing of the ship, still looking away from Percy. 
       ❛ When I was young, my -- guardian, I guess, told me what it meant to be a hero. To fight with things more than force. How to protect the people you fight with. How to listen and how to lead. And how to die honorably. ❜ There is only one death for a hero. He still hears Lupa’s voice -- partially echoing in his own mind, partially composed of a chorus of growls and howls. Only one death that is worthy. Save your life for the battle that matters, and give it when you must. 
       ❛ So I’ve never really thought about anything else, y’know? If I can do what I can when I can, and do something good with that time -- that’s good. That’s good enough. ❜ His head drops a little, and he laughs without humor. ❛ But that’s not right at all, is it ? ❜ 
// memes tag ! & accepting 
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seattlesea · 3 years
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Why Percabeth Isn’t a Good Ship (Sorry 2x)
I’m definitely getting cancelled- 
1. Annabeth is physically abusive. The fandom makes this point seem controversial and debatable, but it’s really not. The definition of abuse is hitting someone. Annabeth hit Percy. Therefore, Annabeth abused Percy. Is that really that hard to understand? Annabeth hit Percy for the first time in The Titan’s Curse when she, Percy, and Thalia were looking for the di Angelo siblings. She punched him in the gut when he asked her who he should ask to dance with him. Annabeth knows that Percy can be oblivious at times...but punishes him when it benefits her? The second time was in The Mark of Athena, when she judo-flipped him because she missed him. That’s...what?? Usually when people are worried about someone else, they hug or kiss them, not flip them over their shoulder. And yes Annabeth kissed him first, but the judo-flip was completely unnecessary. Annabeth punished Percy for ‘leaving’ her despite him being kidnapped and his memory wiped. And everyone’s like ‘But Percy didn’t feel any pain!!11!!1!’ The chapter wasn’t in his point of view, so that claim is a guess. Just cause he didn’t say ‘Ow’ doesn’t mean he wasn’t in pain. Also- Annabeth slammed him on a stone pavement on his back. That definitely hurts, even if Percy is a demigod, physically strong, and has gotten hurt a lot. There’s a difference between ‘playful hitting’ and actually hurting someone. Yes they trained a lot, but this isn’t training. This is Annabeth punishing Percy for being traumatized with yet another life-threatening quest and being kidnapped. I don’t remember Percy judo-flipping Annabeth after he saw her again when she got kidnapped in TTC. Besides, the Romans were about to take out their weapons when they saw Annabeth attack Percy, so if all of them thought it was an attack...it was most likely an attack. Even Annabeth said herself “I only attack my boyfriend like that”. The thing is, if it was Percy who flipped Annabeth over his shoulder and slammed her on her back or punched her in the gut, all the fans immediately would’ve freaked out and cancelled him, calling him a horrible and abusive boyfriend, but because it’s the girl hitting the guy, it’s fine apparently. Nothing wrong with it, right? And then Riordan (and the fandom) had the audacity to romanticize that abuse. Abuse isn’t a sweet, romantic gesture. Stop making it seem like it is. That’s disgusting. 
2. Annabeth is also verbally abusive and toxic. Annabeth canonically lowered Percy’s self-esteem, constantly insulted him and his intelligence despite knowing he was insecure about it and always getting kicked out of schools and getting bad grades (even with her so-called ‘endearing’ name for him ‘Seaweed Brain’), and the overall idea of Percabeth is a super smart, pretty girl making a guy with below average intelligence feel insecure about himself. Percy’s self-esteem has plummeted since he met Annabeth and her behavior is never called out or even noticed, which implies some manipulation going on. Annabeth is shown to be extremely capable of manipulating her enemies and anyone else she pleases, and there are quite a few signs she’s using it against Percy (his feelings of obligation, fear, and guilt of and over her, questioning himself, having strings attached, always only thinking of her and no one else in his life, etc.), especially since Percy begins to gradually stop noticing Annabeth’s wrong and toxic behavior as the story progresses. 
3. Annabeth only likes Percy cause he’s the chosen one. Annabeth only hung around Percy since The Lightning Thief cause she thought he was ‘the one’ and so she could finally go on a quest. She literally used Percy to go out to the mortal world and ‘prove herself’ cause really, all she cares about is glory, which is shown multiple times throughout the series with all her pride and ambitions. Plus the fact that Chiron made Annabeth swear on the River Styx that she would keep Percy from danger is a pretty clear sign she didn’t stick around him just cause she wanted to, but because she felt obligated to and cause it would benefit her. Take all of this and it’s kind of obvious Annabeth only hung around Percy cause he was the chosen one of the prophecy, a son of one of the Big Three, and was destined to go on multiple quests and play a big part in the mythological world, which is what she always wanted since book one.
4. It was forced. Since the beginning of book one, it was so obvious that Percy and Annabeth were going to get together that their relationship ended up being boring, dull, and flat. Riordan made it so obvious they were going to be a couple that nothing that happened to their relationship really mattered, cause everyone knew it would work out in the end (which is probably why everyone *wrongly* hated on Rachel) so what happened in between didn’t matter. Their relationship was the typical ‘male lead and female lead’, ‘bad boy trouble-maker skater and nerdy good girl’ power couple that was way too clear. And Riordan made it worse by pushing their relationship and shoving it into the readers’ faces way too much. In MoA Annabeth states that she’s always had a crush on Percy (since they were twelve) which immediately rips all the development their relationship (which was supposedly ‘friends to lovers’, but not anymore) had away. Riordan made up a bunch of honestly dumb scenarios that were legit cringe to make Percabeth seem like ‘OTP’ that really didn’t make sense.
5. It ruined their characters. Percy and Annabeth would’ve been way better off as just friends. After they got together in HoO, all their personality and everything else that made them independent was destroyed to make room for more ‘Percabeth’. All of Annabeth’s skills, bravery, intelligence, pride, ferocity, judgmentalism, and all the other traits and flaws that made her a well-written character were never utilized or even mentioned. All she thought about was Percy, and the same goes for him. His loyalty, sarcasm, humor, obliviousness, etc. disappeared to make room for arrogant Annabeth fanboy. In PJO, they were amazingly well-written and great role models for younger readers (especially Annabeth), but in HoO their characters were exclusively ‘Annabeth’s boyfriend’ and ‘Percy’s girlfriend’. Their characters were completely dependent on each other, and they were way better off as just friends. 
6. Annabeth is way too possessive. And creepy. It’s fine and honestly normal for people to get jealous when another person likes someone they do, but Annabeth’s jealousy was downright creepy. Not only did she not know if her feelings for Percy were reciprocated or not, but she also didn’t know if Percy and Rachel liked each other, either. The very first time she met Rachel she immediately hated her. That’s not ‘I’m jealous cause this girl likes the guy I do’, that’s ‘I’m jealous cause the guy I like has another female friend’. She had no reason to believe that Rachel and Percy liked each other and has no say in who they can like, either. She thought that she and Percy absolutely had to be in a relationship and that he couldn’t even have friends with different genitals than him. And remember when Annabeth literally stalked Percy in The Sea of Monsters? Like when she creeped by his window, constantly watched him, and kept tabs on him just cause she ‘couldn’t find the right time’ to tell him something cause he was ‘never alone’ despite him being alone multiple times and despite the fact that she literally could’ve just knocked on his door like a normal person instead of creeping around his cabin and staring at him through the windows? Again- switch the roles. If it was Percy who was stalking Annabeth, everyone would’ve immediately called him a creep. If- according to Tumblr and almost everyone who read Twilight- Edward is a creep for stalking Bella, then Annabeth is a creep for stalking Percy. 
7. It’s mostly fan love. Honestly, the fandom is the only thing that fuels Percabeth. Riordan just destroys it. He shoved it down the readers’ throats, forced it way too much with really dumb and honestly unrealistic scenarios, and made it abusive and toxic. On its own, Percabeth freaking sucks. The fandom’s version of Percabeth is 1000x better than whatever the hell Riordan was doing, but even that version is toxic. Like, I’ve seen way too many jokes about Annabeth hitting Percy (as if abuse is hilarious and amazing meme fuel and not an extremely sensitive topic that triggers multiple people who actually went through it). Half the time, the fandom fixes Percabeth and the other half of the time they over-glorify and ruin it. The fandom over exaggerates and over glorifies it way too much. It’s not that great of a relationship, to be honest. Most of y’all only like it in the first place cause Riordan made it canon.
8. It was cringey. Like I said above, Riordan wrote some really dumb scenes for Percabeth. I mean- the matching gray streaks in their hair despite Atlas and Artemis not getting any? Percy’s tie to the mortal world while bathing in the River Styx being Annabeth and not his mom, Grover, etc.? Percy only remembering Annabeth, the girl he’s only known for four years and not his mom, the only woman who actually cared for and took care of him or Grover, his best friend who protected and continuously cared about him? Percy turning down immortality only for Annabeth and not even bothering to mention the pain of leaving behind his life, friends, family, memories, etc. behind if he accepted it? The romanticized judo-flip? The whole ‘dark-haired rebellious bad boy/nerdy blonde good girl who can be bad’ trope? Even the boring predictability of Percabeth is cringe. 
9. It’s a bad influence on younger readers. Basically the lesson of Percabeth is ‘Once you get a love interest nothing else in your life matters’. Besides that one single scene that took like three lines in The Son of Neptune, Percy never even thought of his own mom, nor did he think about any of his friends or passed allies like his dad, Rachel, Grover, Paul, Silena, Luke, Ethan, Bob/Iapetus, Tyson, Calypso, Charles, Michael (whose death he accidentally caused), Bianca, Zoë, etc. Even when in Tartarus with the curse of the Arai being forced to remember all the people he forgot and feeling guilty about abandoning Bob and Calypso, all he thought about was Annabeth. Even when faced with the man who broke the heart of the girl who sacrificed herself for him, Percy didn’t even think of her, only his jealousy of Jason. Same thing with Annabeth. She never thought about her mom, Luke, Thalia, her step-mom or step-brothers, etc. It was all about Percy. Cause yes, Riordan, that’s exactly the lesson you should teach your younger readers- forget everyone you ever knew the moment you get a partner. Besides that, it also teaches readers that being rude to people who like the same person as you is completely okay cause no one will care and once you start being rude, bitter, and possessive you’ll get exactly what you want (that’s literally what happened, with Annabeth and with Calypso, too). He also teaches that after you get a partner, everything that makes you you will disappear and you’ll be completely dependent on them and nothing in your life will matter, even your own independent life and personality. 
10. The fandom tries to excuse and explain Annabeth’s behavior??? What??? Since when does explaining and excusing hitting people put you in the right again? And the excuses aren’t even good, too! Percabeth fans use-  Annabeth was full of emotions/mad and doesn’t know how to deal with emotions. Annabeth really loved Percy. It was only one time. Annabeth was worried about Percy and mad that she left him. Annabeth didn’t mean to hurt him. Annabeth didn’t know what she was doing cause she was full of emotions. ??? Annabeth was full of emotions/mad and doesn’t know how to deal with emotions- Annabeth was seventeen years old, the daughter of the wisdom goddess, and is supposedly the smartest character in the series who is shown to be extremely good at reading people and their emotions. And y’all are really trying to say she doesn’t know how to deal with her emotions?  Annabeth really loved Percy- SO? A mother might really love her child, does that excuse her for hitting them for dumb reasons? It was only one time- actually, it was twice, and so what? If someone was slapped across the face ‘only one time’, does that mean they weren’t abused? ‘Abuse’ doesn’t mean ‘hit constantly’, it means ‘hit’. If someone was hit, they were abused. Is that really not a known fact in this fandom? Annabeth was worried about Percy and mad that she left him- last time I checked, people didn’t hit others when they were worried about them. If I was worried that my friend was going to get hurt, I wouldn’t hurt them myself. That literally makes no sense. And again- Percy didn’t leave Annabeth. He was kidnapped. Do y’all not know the definition of that, either? Annabeth didn’t mean to hurt him- yes, cause that’s why she decided to flip him over her shoulder, slam him on a stone pavement on his back, and punish him for ‘leaving her’.  Annabeth didn’t know what she was doing cause she was full of emotions- Annabeth??? the daughter of the wisdom goddess??? not knowing what she’s doing??? huh??? I mean, would any of you really, legitimately try to use any of these dumb excuses to excuse a man from hitting his wife? Hopefully not. And if you did, you would immediately get hated on and legit cancelled. So what makes this any different? Also- I see the excuse ‘Annabeth didn’t know Percy lost his Achilles Heel and thought he was still invincible’. Under different circumstances I’d accept that, but Annabeth knew that Percy’s Achilles Heel was on the small of his back...BUT SHE SLAMMED HIM ON HIS BACK. If Percy hadn’t lost the Achilles Heel, Annabeth literally would’ve killed him. Abusive enough for y’all? Or is attempted murder excusable and still ‘OTP’? 
11. They had no chemistry whatsoever. Was I the only one who felt...absolutely no chemistry between Percy and Annabeth? Like some of their moments were cute, their friendship was really good, and they had a lot of potential, but they didn’t feel right for each other. Remember- opposites don’t attract (they just argue, and no one has ‘another half’ that needs to ‘complete them’, everyone is their own person), they cancel each other out. I mean, Reyna and Annabeth had more chemistry in that one chapter of the New Rome tour in MoA than Percy and Annabeth had in 12+ books. They’re just...not right for each other, I guess. 
I’m definitely getting cancelled-
Edit 2: Sorry if I offended anyone with that last note. Just wanted to let y’all know that I am not here to start any drama, hurt anyone, or disrespect any Percabeth shippers. I respect your opinions 100% and only ask you do the same for me. Like I literally only wrote this at 12 am when I was bored and had nothing else to do and couldn’t sleep (same goes for pretty much everything else I write about PJ). Besides, why argue and start drama over dumb stuff like that when we can just find something we agree on? Don’t like Piper McLean? Let’s talk about that. Think Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano is a queen? Let’s talk about that. Think Nico di Angelo is freaking amazing? Let’s talk about that. Think Theyna would be adorable? Let’s talk about that. Want someone to vent to about writer’s block? Why the hell not? Want random writing advice and tips for writer’s block? Sure, I got plenty. Instead of arguing and starting beef over trivial fictional ships. 
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glassamphibians · 3 years
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random songs that remind me of demigods & co part two: electric boogaloo
enjoy xoxoxo
Jason: Garden of Eden by Billie Marten
Born into a nursery I've been growing leaf by leaf Dying for the world to see Ready Solace coming over me Greener than the olive tree
Leo: Hate Yourself by TV girl
I'd think you'd fall in love with anyone Who fell in love with you
Piper: Least Favorite Only Child by Leanna Firestone
Almost ran away I packed my car and took the keys Just to see if I disappeared Would anyone even look for me?
Annabeth: I Can Feel It by Sarah Kinsley
I can feel it coming through the ceiling You're all mine I'm so sick and tired of dreaming Get my things I'm leaving I can feel it this time
Hazel: Underworld by CYPRSS
I'm scared of the people I know And the ones that I don't, and of myself I'm scared and when the scene comes to a close I step back and I'm trapped in the underworld
Frank: The Glow by Ivy Sole
I found my glow, my flow burns like I touched a stove And chose a road, my lane just like a pick and roll I picked apart my heart and now I got a heap of gold
Percy: Acab for Cutie by B. Fraser
Backed into a corner and I never had a choice You've taken up my time and you have quieted my voice
Grover: Vitamin T by KERA
Truly what life's worth living for Find connections you can't ignore Just know you can need me
Nico: Quit Fucking Around by Francis of Delirium
And I'll stop following you around if you want me to But lost dogs stay by your hands and feet when you give them food But I'm a liar I'll run back the same
Reyna: Future by Billie Eilish
'Cause I, I'm in love With my future Can't wait to meet her And I, I'm in love But not with anybody else Just wanna get to know myself
Thalia: 23, never me by dead pony
I'm dying, you're losing Your face could use a bruising Words falling out your mouth It's nothing more than just amusing
Meg: Honey by AFTERxCLASS
There's grass stains on my white socks And tea stains on my dress I say I feel fine but you say I'm a mess It seems any word I say you choose to ignore Well fuck your opinion I don't need it anymore
Lester: Real Good Case of the Bads by Yucky Duster
They tell me when it's right, then you just let it grow They tell me when it's wrong, then you just let it go But what happens when the wrong and The right are deceptively horrible? And everyone around starts to notice you're miserable?
Drew: Mouth Log by Sidney Gish
I thrive best in hate machines and shallow tabloid magazines and groups for memes, where everyone fights and tries to make straight white boys cry
Will: Cowgirl Bepop by HANA
I don't know that I'll be ready To get to safety But there you are, and We'll break each other's fall
Rachel: Grass Stains by Laura Elliott
I see bluebirds fly so high, so high And yet I've still got two feet stuck in the ground Is life holdin' me down or am I just around? Through the worst of it
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pjo for any mix of 2, 5, 8, 14, 19, 20, and/or 21?
I have a bunch of asks for this meme but I have finally seen MY BOY again in Son of Neptune and I missed him desperately, so.
2) Emotional/moral weak spots
Percy “let the world burn to save a friend” Jackson’s emotional weak spot--his Achilles heel, if you will--is always the people around him.  Not always just friends, either.  Anyone he thinks of as his responsibility will qualify, from his civilian parents to his camp rivals to outright enemies (Ethan Nakamura, anyone?).  He’s good at muscling through it, at bearing up and fighting on, but deep down he’s still a twelve-year-old kid who’s risking his life for someone who lied to him and watching his mother turn to dust.  Deep down, Percy never really left that hill, and you can tell.
This is also the single most powerful trap that Percy’s good heart can fall into, the biggest moral blindspot he has.  Once someone crosses that line, hurts someone Percy considers his to protect, they’d better hope the judges of Hades have mercy on them, because Percy sure won’t.
5) Guilty pleasures
Percy mostly embraces the attitude that if anyone has earned some junk food and trash TV, it’s him.  He and Annabeth watch cooking shows when they’re too tired or insomniac to function--stuff like Cutthroat Kitchen, where they can watch people get really intense and high-adrenaline about relatively low-stakes issues.  They find it calming.  The closest Percy really comes to a guilty pleasure--in the sense of never ever admitting to anyone how much he genuinely enjoys it--is watching Annabeth’s architectural shows.  You know those shows on Netflix and YouTube that are just a couple of people gushing over weird buildings?  Annabeth loves those.  Percy has never retained a single piece of information from the shows themselves, but he likes to sit with Annabeth’s back against his chest and his chin on her shoulder and his arms around her waist, so that she can pause it every five minutes to provide color commentary without asking him to move.  Annabeth has Some Thoughts about the pseudo-brutalist concrete-facing-and-bulky-squares aesthetic and Percy can repeat that rant word for word.  He has no idea what half the words mean but he sure does know every single one of them.  He puts up a good front of being dragged into watching her nerd shit, but Annabeth Knows The Truth.
Also, related, but Percy finds it very soothing to have Annabeth on his lap or asleep on his chest and something like a firm couch or a wall at his back.  He thinks it’s something about the pressure--it’s a little like being underwater.
8) Bad memories/experiences
What isn’t, to be honest.  But I think for a while there after Mount Saint Helens, Percy was really, truly, deeply afraid of fire.  Hard to hold onto a phobia when you’ve got a world to save, but sometimes when he’s standing too near to a fire, he still feels the heat seize up in his chest and the instinctive craving for water.
14) Ingrained habits/forces of habit
Percy’s number one top habits are clearly being enthralled with Annabeth, taking over armies, and terrifying acts of demigod, based on the 20% of Son of Neptune I’ve gotten through.  In that order.
As far as headcanons go, I’m firmly convinced that Percy is the worst fidgeter in two camps full of fidgeters.  He plays with his necklace and drums Riptide on tables and knocks his knuckles into his ribs or knees or temple and clicks his tongue and paces and plays with Annabeth’s hair and and and--  Annabeth, whose ADHD is much more inattentive type than Percy’s raging combined type, finds it charming, her personal perpetual motion machine.  She jokes that if she hooked him up to a generator, she could power all of New York.  Really, some kind of pressure stim, putting him under five blankets or putting someone on his lap or something, is the only way to get him to hold still.
19) People they’ve hurt or indirectly killed, and how it affected them
I already mentioned Michael Yew, but honestly I think Percy is...pretty haunted by the Battle of Manhattan.  He’s a leader by nature and a soldier by training and a hero by blood and none of those things make him okay with knowing how many people died on his orders.
On a slightly less morbid and more ADHD note, Percy has a mental list in excruciating detail of every single time he’s made Annabeth cry and sometimes when he’s already in a bad headspace he finds himself kind of obsessing over it.  He thinks a lot about her face while she burned his shroud.
20) What Ifs/Alternate Timelines
I described this to my girlfriend as “Big Three kids but one to the left,” soooo.
When Annabeth is twelve, she tries to go home, because her father just moved to California and all but begged her to come.  It lasts like three weeks and then she’s got her bag and her knife and a sour expression and she’s...figuring out transportation back to Long Island.  “Hitchhiking” makes it sound so dangerous.  Technically the driver of this truck doesn’t even know she’s here.  She just waits for him to stop and bails out and counts her forty-nine dollars and tries to decide what she’s going to do.  She’s already used one of her three drachma to tell Chiron she’s on her way, and really she shouldn’t use any more until she hears that they’ve sent someone to meet her, and--
And gods she’s tired.  She thinks she’s maybe in Vegas?  It’s only October, so it’s not real cold, but she’s angry with herself, for thinking it would be different with her dad, and angry with the truck driver, for stopping somewhere so glittery and confusing, and angry with the whole damn world for being like this.  She’s so angry that she doesn’t realize she’s gotten off the Strip until she practically slams into a wide gilt-glass door, which a doorman opens for her with a huge beaming smile.
“Welcome,” the doorman says warmly as Annabeth eyes him.  “We’ve been expecting you.”
Annabeth spends a few hours in the hotel’s game room, before she finds a strange boy about her own age who mentions offhand that he’s expecting his mother to come get him, after the war has settled down a bit.  They talk a little, and then the boy blinks at her, narrows his eyes, and says, “Something’s--not right here.”
Perseus--Percy, he tells her after giving her his full name, with a rueful smirk like it’s an old argument with someone else--hauls her out of the Lotus Hotel and Casino just after the winter solstice, and he has a few hours to gape around at Las Vegas before every monster in a forty mile radius descends on them.  Percy, in something of a panic, yells, and an entire graveyard bursts out of the ground.
Oh boy howdy is Olympus not amused at the sudden appearance of a son of Hades, two days after Zeus’ master bolt goes missing.
Also ft Bianca as a pine tree forming the gate to Camp Halfblood, and Thalia and her baby brother Jason, children of Poseidon, running scared from a manticore.  Thalia martyrs herself saving the quest to recover Annabeth, Bianca becomes lieutenant of the Hunters, and eventually, a kid who calls himself Nico shows up not long after Percy disappears.
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ciderapple · 5 years
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pjo/hoo headcanons
Nico listens to queen
Leo teaches Jason and Piper Spanish
Hazel is fascinated by modern technology, while Nico is a bit more old-fashioned
Piper LOVES birds (especially cockatiels)
Leo can do a REALLY GOOD Elmo and Kermit impression and no one knows how he does it
Reyna likes to read
Percy's favorite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Will has a southern accent and Kayla calls it his "yeehaw voice"
Jason can't pronounce "cathedral" correctly
Hazel's favorite candy is a crunch bar
Nico has a hard time pronouncing R's and soft i's because of his accent
Annabeth absolutely loves giraffes
Percy is emotionally attached to the Roomba that's in the big house
the only name Dionysus says correctly is Nico's
Frank turns into a koala and gives people hugs when they're sad
the seven have movie nights
Austin can play megalovania on his saxophone
the Apollo cabin in general is just one big meme (quoting vines, bee movie references, ect.)
contrary to popular belief, Nico does not know every language ever created; he only knows Italian, English, ancient Greek, and a tiny bit of Portuguese and Spanish from hanging out with Paolo and Reyna
PLUS, Hazel is fluent in French, Latin, and English, but she has no clue what Nico is saying when he speaks Italian
Leo speaks VERY fast and is hard to keep up with at times
Percy can't sing. at all.
Luke liked to draw
Bianca liked to write, despite having dyslexia
Annabeth and Reyna watch reruns of Cosmos together
nico, Bianca, and their mother just suddenly disappearing became one of the most famous disappearance cases in history
feel free to add!
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The Burning Maze: Thoughts And Headcanons (SPOILERS!!!)
- Jason and Piper’s breakup is totally feasible because 1. The way it started with Hera’s trickery, Jason’s amnesia and the whole other host of problems these children suffered 2. Studies show most relationships that begin during war periods or equally stressful times don’t last. 3. They were under stress and needed strength, stability and comfort. 4. Once Piper had space to relatively relax and breathe, only then could she evaluate their relationship.
- There was a pretty good post I saw on how Jason’s death isn’t entirely shock value but moved the plot and Apollo’s arc forward. (I’m on mobile rn so I can’t link it but I will as soon as I can)
- LEAVE LEO AND CALYPSO ALONE DAMMIT! Leo needs happiness, really his life has just been one long Trauma Conga Line with Jason’s death being the latest addition.
- … Jason and Leo didn’t reunite. Jason and Leo DIDN’T reunite! JASON AND LEO DID NOT REUNITE!!!
- In Ship of the dead, when Magnus is talking about Chase Space with Percabeth they mention needing some good news…
- I just hate the fact that Rick Riordan kind of skips over trauma. And Piper seems broken now.
I’m just imagining reactions to Jason’s death and
- Nico feeling the death and almost every plant in a mile radius dies as he crumples to the ground
- Hazel feeling the death too and having to hold herself and not let anyone suspect. As she quietly sobs in the stables, sh promises Jason she’ll complete his project.
- Frank having to inform Camp Jupiter and breaking down in front of everyone.
- The Fifth Cohort carrying out a special memorial for Jason as Dakota, Gwen and the rest of his friends mourn how little time they spent with him after his disappearance.
- Reyna remainig the stoic leader in front of the troops but sobbing in her villa so hard her throat hurts. At Jason’s burial, she begins to cry in the middle of her speech in front of a shocked Twelfth Legion Fulminata.
- Percy screaming NO over and over and cursing everything because it’s all too much and no matter what he does it doesn’t go away. Then suddenly, he realises that this is why he felt such a surge of sadness and anger from he and Grover’s empathy link. As he crawls into bed that night, he swears to protect Estelle fom the gods.
- Annabeth had stopped wishing or hoping for a normal life a long time ago but Camp Jupiter let her hope one more time. And now, curled up weeping, she feels like a foolish girl for ever hoping again.
- Thalia. Oh Thalia. Everyone around her expected anger, tears, something. What is the point of everything she wonders.
Now that we’re done with that, how bout I give y'all a little AU Jason headcanon. (Canon is where our loves suffer and die).
Jason as a middle school history teacher.
- Him falling in love with history in high school
- Being that rules obsessed teacher that doesn’t allow phones in class.
- But he also challenges the curriculum and textbooks’ white-washed, male centric version and decides to teach the raw hard truth of American history.
- Jason teaches about their revolutions and rebellions and fights and triumphs of the people of colour in America. Jason also encourages his students activism with anecdotes and advice fron real life activists.
- He helps students petition the school board for a more diverse library and when that doesn’t work, hosts his own funding drive.
- Jason is that teacher that you don’t expect to be leading the strike for better pay.
- But so his students won’t be behind on school work, he holds informal classes in his house and he gives everyone food because his not sure how many of his low-income students eat at home.
- On his birthday each year, his students try to outdo each other in their gifts, even long after they’ve graduated.
- He starts a YouTube channel dedicated to real history. His snarky but factual comebacks to trolls go viral.
- Jason looking for his glasses becomes a meme.
- Jason keeps every gift, note, card etc his students have ever given him. Reading them, his eyes always brim with tears.
- Never in his life did he think he would impact so many people.
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we met on ocean avenue pt 4
A/N: October fic! This chapter was giving me so much trouble especially the ending. @piper-mc-meme this AU is driving me crazy.
Piper @PiperMcMeme posted a tweet: I'm walking towards him rn. My heart is pounding! OMG!
Sam32_blondesuperman: OMG? What's going on? Tell me the tea?
Alicia37: Someone on Tumblr dared @PiperMcMeme to ask Jason Grace aka @BlondeSuperman out.
Sam32_blondesuperman: Holy shit! Get it girl!
Hazel @HazelArts posted a video: @PiperMcMeme Do it for the vine! #McMemeDare #BlondSuperMan #HESAIDYES?! #IKnowVineIsDead #lameJokes
Jones_Star: Holy Crap?!
leafy: What the heck?
eightMarky: Has to be a publicity stunt, right? #HuntingtonHospital
jack_of_some_trades: Isn't he dating QueenRey? She's all over his instagram
PiFi: AWWW! They're so cute together. I ship it. #Jasiper #ShipName#IShipIt
QueenBee: Nah. BlondSuperMan and QueenRey are much better together. They're so hot!
Reyna squinted at her bright screen of her phone, not quite awake yet as she scroll through her Twitter feed. Her notifications were pinging wildly since yesterday afternoon. She immediately muted them to focus on her video edits for her next volleyball video. Reyna wasn't sure when she fell asleep last night. Her laptop sat dead on her floor, thankfully all her work backed up to the cloud.
Reyna pushed her loose hair out of her face as she sat up, crossing her legs underneath her. The said video wasn't clear but she could make out Jason's tall form beside the railing as a nervous petite girl approached him. Her hands fiddled in front of her. The audio was rough with children screaming and loud splashes from the pool.
"Hey, you look new here." Reyna could hear her say. Jason smiled kindly as he inched over, giving her space beside him.
"That obvious?" Jason laughed, lifting his sunglasses. They traded introductions and chatted for a bit. Piper pointed out people with colorful commentary, getting a few chuckles from Jason. He leaned his arms against the railing, waving to someone. Reyna's eyes narrowed as Piper took a deep breath.
"Will you go out with me?" She half-shouted with her eyes closed. Jason nodded his head but before he could say anything, a young man appeared by his side, pulling Jason away.
"Fucking internet." Reyna murmured as she scrolled through the comments and retweets. She was tagged in a good number of reactions. Probably because Jason's latest tweet was of them at Santa Monica beach with Thor. Her phone vibrated signaling a FaceTime call. She arched her eyebrow at the caller id before tapping the green button. "You're an idiot." Reyna greeted plainly as Jason's exhausted face blinked onto the black screen. He groaned, burying his face into his pillow.
"I thought I would get sympathy from you." Jason replied as he lifted his head, pouting at her. His bed hair was a perfect balance between sexy and cute. A dark stubble curved around his masculine chin. Jason shifted to his elbows, unintentionally giving Reyna an eyeful. Her eyes widen before she quickly turned to look at her wall, blush creeping onto her face. Fact: Jason Grace sleeps shirtless. Even from a brief view and tiny screen, she could make out the defined lines of his pecs and abs.
"Sorry," Reyna said, trying to hide her breathlessness. "Here, call again and I'll be nice." She stood up, grabbing a loose cardigan from her chair as she left her room. Hylla sat at the kitchen island, stirring her coffee as she held out her required reading. She nodded to her sister as Reyna plucked a stem of grapes from the fruit bowl. "I promise." Hylla narrowed her gaze at her sister's odd comment.
"No you won't." Jason's voice bounced off the high ceilings of the kitchen. Hylla blinked, definitely not recognizing the voice. 'Who's that?' she mouthed as Reyna head towards the balcony. "You'll still sass me. You're worse than Percy."
"Am not." Reyna countered as she pressed the phone against her chest. 'No one.' she mouthed back before stepping out on the balcony. Reyna settled on their lounging beach chair before pulling Jason back out. "Now, what's your side of the story?"
Jason dragged his hand over his face before flipping over to lay on his bed. For a moment, the world spun showing Reyna a quick glimpse of Jason's hotel room before it filled with his handsome face. "I don't know. One moment we were just talking as she pointed out various people of the cast. Someone called my name and I turned. Piper asked a question and I nodded yes to show I was still listening. Before I could process what exactly she asked, someone pulled me away. She blindsided me."
"And got it all on video." Jason stared at Reyna like she grew another head. "It's a perfect social media storm. The daughter of Huntington Hospital main star asked out current teenage heartthrob and got it all on video." Reyna refrained from mentioning how her timeline was flooded with retweets of the video and people at-ing her with outrageous comments to get any reaction. She wasn't going to feed their curiosity. "Don't look at Twitter. It's a bloodbath."
"Of course it is." Jason groaned. "Excuse me for a second." He placed the phone down, giving Reyna a view of the ceiling. A muffled scream echoed through the speaker followed by excited barking from Thor. The camera shook as the dog jumped onto the bed. Reyna laughed as she could see Thor's long tail wag back and forth. "Thor, not now!" Jason laughed as he wrapped his arm around the dog and reappeared into view. "Having a crisis."
"Dogs don't care." Reyna replied as she leaned back. "Have you ate yet, Jason?" He hugged Thor to his side as he thought. Thor eagerly licked the side of Jason's face who smiled in response. Her heart warmed at the sight. Thor can easily shift his owner's mood. "Are you free today?"
"Kind of." Jason answered as he rested his head against Thor's body. "Just for the morning. I have a table reading after lunch, a meeting with my stylist, a few headshots and then I need to sign the lease for my apartment." Jason ran his hand over Thor's furry bottom. "I also need someone to watch his monster. I haven't found a doggie daycare yet. Reyna?"
"Aurum and Argentum are already suspicious of me from last time." Reyna commented as she looked towards the kitchen. Her two graceful greyhounds slept on their large doggie bed. Like Aurum could sense her, the beautiful dog lift his head and wagged his long tail. Jason held Thor up to the camera as he panted adorably. "Fine, I'll keep an eye on him later. He'll be exhausted running with our dogs."
"Thank you. Thank you so much, Rey." Jason said as she shook her head fondly.
"You owe me breakfast." Reyna ordered as she looked up the address. "Here's the breakfast spot. Meet me there in thirty. Put on your best 'I'm not a teenage heartthrob' outfit please. They have amazing blueberry pancakes, Percy can vouch for that. And they're dog friendly."
"Yes madam. See ya." Jason's image quickly disappeared leaving Reyna alone with her thoughts. She stared at the black screen before pressing the phone against her chest.
Jason is a mess. In reality, he's nothing like the suave characters directors often casted him as. He doesn't have a typical teenager experience, constantly moving around for work. Growing up in the spotlight, Jason played different parts. Reyna often wondered if he knew the difference between himself and the characters he played. Her frown deepened. The video was getting too much attention way too quickly.
Reyna clicked her phone on, pulling up the chat she had with Annabeth. Keep an eye out for him, Rey. "I'm trying." Reyna murmured before heading towards the kitchen.
"That wasn't Frank's voice." Hylla greeted curtly. Reyna sighed, glancing up at the ceiling.
"No it wasn't. I have other friends, you know." Reyna commented as she hopped on the stool beside her. Hylla looked exhausted juggling grad night courses and her coaching job at the nearby high school. After getting her undergrad in psychology, Hylla returned to study sports medicine to help her student athletic better. She reached out, brushing a bit of Reyna's hair out of her face. "He's having a crisis."
"Ah youth. I thought it was Frank by the way you smiled." Reyna touched her cheeks like she could feel the smile. What does Hylla even mean by that? "You only smile that widely after talking to Frank." Reyna's eyes furrowed in confusion. What does that mean? Her phone vibrated in her pocket.
Jason: Might be a bit late. Get me a stack of pancakes and bacon pls.
"There it is again." Hylla pointed Reyna's side.
"I… it…" Reyna stuttered, trying to get her thoughts together. "I don't have time for you to psychoanalyze me!" Reyna shouted as she ran to her room. Hylla's laughter rang as Reyna slammed the door, pressing her back against it. Her heart pounded at the implications.
"No, no time." Reyna murmured as she moved to her closet. Her fingers touched the soft fabric of a cute and flattering sundress. She pulled her hand away like it burned. It was just a dress though. It wouldn't mean anything. "Damn it, Hylla. What are you doing pulling ideas in my head?"
"Something casual but nice." Reyna reasoned as she shoved the dress aside, pulling out a red long flannel shirt. Her face flushed at the memory of their first meeting. She only wore her sports bra and short shorts, fresh from practice. She pulled a pair of white jean shorts and a plain black tee. She could pair it with a few bracelets or necklace if Reyna felt like it.
"You look cute." Hylla commented as Reyna walked out, gathering her hair over her shoulder. Reyna narrowed her gaze. She didn't need to know that. "What? It's a cute outfit. Trying to impress someone?"
"You're evil." Reyna murmured as she grabbed her keys. "And you're enjoying this. I do not need this right now. Heading to Sophie's."
"Get me an order of blueberry pancakes!" Hylla shouted as Reyna shut the door behind her.
Reyna twirled her order number in her hand as she scooped out a spot on the beach. Sophie's set up was more like a snack shack instead of a diner. A single counter took orders, pumping out delicious breakfast food and much needed coffee. The aroma of sweet syrup, freshly cut fruit and pancake batter mixed with the salty sea air. Seagulls hovered around, well aware there's food here. Reyna found a spot beside the sand, kicking her converses off, and buried her toes in the warm sand. As long as Reyna could remember, she always loved the beach. She couldn't imagine living without it.
"Wow," Reyna heard a soft whisper behind her. Jason stood there, gazing towards were the deep blue of the water and clear sky met. He waved at her as he approached. "Do you approve of my outfit?" He asked cheekily as he held his arms out and did a small turn. The pair of dark washed jeans hugged his legs nicely. He wore them with leather flip flops like a casual weekender. The athletic tank top revealed his pale arms. Thor tugged at his leash, trying to greet Reyna.
"I'm sure your fashion guru will have a few choice words for you." Reyna commented as he sat down. Jason rolled his eyes, running his fingers through his blond hair. Thor wandered over to her, wagging his long tail as he pressed his furry face against her leg. Thor barked eagerly as he leaned into her touch. "Thor is as cute as always."
"Nothing can faze him, thankfully." Jason murmured as he check his phone once more before tucking it away. "I've muted Twitter, turn off DM on Instagram and silenced my phone except for certain numbers. My manager has been blowing it up with text messages."
"Is it wise to ignore him?" Reyna asked as she tucked a bit of her hair over her shoulder. Jason shrugged. He looked really young right now like how he truly is, not an actor on the big screen, but a confused young man. Perfectly timed, the server appeared with two plates and cups of fresh coffee. Jason's face lit up at the sight of pancakes. "I got you a Julian Ramirez special. Blueberry pancakes with a side of bacon, sweet maple syrup and butter."
"Sweet and savory, something he and I can agree on." Jason murmured, grabbing his utensils eagerly. Reyna handed Thor a dog treat which he eagerly gobbled down and settled at the base of their feet.
"Not going to snap a pic?" Reyna asked as she added some sugar into her coffee. Jason shook his head.
"Nah, this is me time." Jason replied before looking up. "Well you and me time. Social media doesn't need to follow my every waking moment." Reyna blinked at the surprisingly sweet comment he delivered so smoothly. "Oh man, this is so good." Jason exclaimed as he dug into the pancakes, gushing over the fluffiness of the pancakes with the sweet blueberries and salty bacon. It still blows her mind how he's actually here in front of her, in the flesh, not just an image on the screen. How she can just ask him if he would like to hang out and they can, like real friends.
"Well, are you going to ask?" Reyna blinked at Jason's sudden question. They just finished their food, watching the passing people as they finished their coffee. A bit of syrup stuck to Jason's chin as he wiped his hands.
"I was going to let you digest before asking the hard hitting questions." Reyna teased as she handed him a napkin. He took it sheepishly, wiping his chin. Reyna coaxed Thor towards her, picking the puppy up so he sat comfortably in her lap.
"How very kind of you." Jason said as he stirred his own drink. "Shoot."
"What do you think of Piper, honestly?" Reyna asked, running her fingers over Thor's fur. Jason sipped his drink, looking out at the ocean.
"Honestly?" Jason echoed as he turned back. Reyna nodded her head. "She's bold. I don't have the guts to ask anyone out or at least someone I've just met. She's charming, already cracking jokes about people and laughing with me like we're old friends. There's an openness about her that I envy, that I wished I had. She can come off as strong especially if the only thing you know about her is what's going on Twitter and social media. I don't think she's a bad person."
"She sounds pretty great." Reyna whispered as she hugged Thor. "Just got swept up and hunt down by the social media hounds." Jason nodded his head, agreeing. It was the age they live in. Putting yourself out there is easy but scary. People can praise and attack you with just a Twitter account. Reyna has received a few cruel comments over time.
"She a good girl and I don't want to hurt her." Jason sighed as he rested his elbows on the table, cradling his face. "I feel like we can be great friends because god knows I need more friends. But what do I say? Has anyone ever asked you out?" Reyna's heart pound as she met Jason's gaze. Jason is a very attractive young man. Any girl would be affected especially if he looked at her like she held the answer to everything.
"Once." She whispered, her mouth suddenly dry. Like it could sense the tension, Reyna's phone vibrated beside her, shaking the table. The screen lit up with a text message from Hylla. Instinctively, Reyna and Jason both looked down at the device. Reyna swiped the message away, leaving her lock screen. Her expression softened as she looked at the picture.
It's a selfie of her and a young man bundled in warm winter clothing. They were at an outdoor ice rink with twinkling glow of the lamps. The man was of Asian descent with clean dark hair and a boyish smile. His arms wrapped around Reyna's shoulders as they both smiled at the camera. Snow dotted their dark hair but Reyna could feel the warmth and love from the photo.
"Who's that?" Jason whispered, pulling Reyna back to him. An endearing smile curled on her lips as she picked up the device.
"My boyfriend."
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