ateez’s little pirates !
꒰ pairing: ateez x poc!reader
꒰ synopsis: ateez’s kids and their bios | obviously these photos DO NOT belong to me, they were just placed for example and cause I thought they were so adorable 💔💔 this is all fiction.
꒰ ateez as dads masterlist
☆. hongjoong. — nelani & aidan
nelani 𑁍 — 2 yrs
full name: nelani ayana kim
korean name: kim nabi [ 김나비 ]
nickname(s): nabi, nana, lani, mini hong, etc.
birthdate: july 15
birth time: 3:05 pm
birthplace: houston, texas, usa
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean , [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about nelani.
nelani is the first born obviously 😽
she’s a daddy’s girl 100% but still loves you
she was born in the middle of ateez’s tour actually..
but good thing it was a day they didn’t have a show
hongjoong had brought you along because he did not want you by yourself with a baby that would pop out at any moment
she’s a very lively girl
loves bubbles (don’t know where she got that from..)
joong made songs dedicated to her when she was born
she absolutely loves dancing
likes painting
aidan ♬ — 8 months
full name: aidan kim/kim aidan
korean name: kim hyeonjun [ 김현준 ]
nickname(s): ai, den-den (made by nelani)
birthdate: april 7
birth time: 6:37 pm
birthplace: seoul, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [your language ]
facts about aidan.
aidan is a very calm baby
nelani is way more hyper than him, even when she was a baby
your pregnancy and delivery with him was easier as well
he loves dancing
joong takes him to the studio sometimes
aidan actually loves music a lot
whenever he hears it or someone starts singing to him, he starts movingn
☆. seonghwa. — samara
samara ✿ — 9 months
full name: samara rose park
korean name: park saeyoung
nickname(s): mari, mars (2), etc.
birthdate: march 21
birth time: 9:26 pm
birthplace: [ your birthplace ]
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about samara.
samara and her dad are literal best friends
you gave birth to her while visiting family
seonghwa named her
during your pregnancy, he would stress over names because he wanted the perfect one for her
you would literally wake up to him writing in a notepad at 2 am 😭
she’s his little helper in the kitchen
she loves eating
☆. yunho. — dylan
dylan ᯐ — 2 yrs
full name: dylan jeong
korean name: jeong yujin
nickname(s): dj, yuyu
birthdate: august 4
birth time: 10:06 am
birthplace: seoul, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about dylan.
tbh dylan is a little more of a mama’s boy but he still loves his parents equally
yunho loves playing with him whether it’s outside, inside with his toys or reading to him before bed
dylan is a quiet kid usually
but once he’s used to someone, he’s really giggly and has a warm personality like his dad
(tbh i can see yunho having way more kids than this but..)
☆. yeosang. — elaina
elaina ღ — 6 months
full name: elaina avery kang
korean name: kang dayeon
nickname(s): el, lailai (wooyoung created this)
birthdate: june 8
birth time: 7:17 pm
birthplace: incheon, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about elaina.
elaina’s a pretty quiet baby
she’s been very close to you since birth but she absolutely loves yeosang
he still gets a bit nervous because it’s his first time
but he still loves her so much
she falls asleep on yeosang all the time and loves cuddling
☆. san. — august ‘auggie’
auggie ₊˚ — 10 months
full name: august anthony choi
korean name: choi haneul
nickname(s): auggie, bubba, etc.
birthdate: august 10
birth time: 11:37 am
birthplace: incheon, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about auggie.
his first name is august but everyone just calls him auggie (mostly did this because i couldn’t decide between august and auggie for a real first name)
absolutely loves his dad — you too of course
atinys adore auggie
san came up with auggie’s name because of his birth month and it’s meaning
auggie can be a sneaky baby
he’s on san’s hip all day, 24/7
☆. mingi. — jasmine
jasmine ₊˚ — 2 yrs
full name: jasmine mae song
korean name: song jina
nickname(s): jas, jj, princess
birthdate: may 27
birth time: 10:06 pm
birthplace: busan, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about jasmine.
she’s a daddy’s girl 100%
she’s an exact replica of her dad; his personality, looks, etc.
jasmine isn’t really hyper but she isn’t calm either
lovessss cuddling with mingi
she likes nature
☆. wooyoung. — maria
maria ₊˚ — 10 months
full name: maria areum jung
korean name: jung areum
nickname(s): marie, mo, mookie-pookie (bruh idk i found it on Google)
birthdate: december 16
birth time: 8:06 am
birthplace: incheon, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about maria.
silly girl just like her dad (no she’s just like woo down to the BONE)
she never likes to go to bed which is a struggle for you and woo
early bird
she’s very hyper
takes her awhile to get used to people she doesn’t know
☆. jongho. — jun
jun ✧ — 9 months
full name: choi seo-jun (최서준)
nickname(s): jun, juju, junie
birthdate: july 19
birth time: 6:08 am
birthplace: seoul, south korea
hometown: seoul, south korea
ethnicity: korean, [ your ethnicity ]
language(s): korean, english, [ your language ]
facts about jun.
jun and jongho are quite literally inseparable
he lovesss watching whatever his dad is watching, doing whatever he’s doing, etc.
he’s a good balance between hyper and calm
likes sports like jongho, even if he is too young to comprehend it
jongho named him
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In honour of Good Omens Season 2
HAVE A SLOW SHOW FICLET with thanks to @weatheredlaw for the amazing graphic ❤️❤️❤️ how we doing fam
It’s a kid on set that first tells him.
Not really a kid, but anyone less than thirty seems a kid to him these days (ugh, that’s a loathsome thought.) Jiyana’s a queer and pink-haired punk type, rainbow pin on their jacket, trans-pride flag tattooed on their inner wrist. The first time he met them, the whole wirey confident glittery thing made his gut clench with - what was it - joy and gratitude but also envy? Maybe? (because what must it be like to be that young and that certain of yourself? What must it be like to have the whole world open in front of you? Not that there still isn’t a lot of shit to deal with, and in Merry Old fucking England there is More Shit than Otherwise, but. Still. It’s something Crowley thinks about. Sometimes. When he hasn’t had enough sleep or when he’s had too much of it.)
The kid came up to him Day One to mumble about “being a big fan” and once they wore a Warlock t-shirt to an afterparty (“Vintage!” they said cheerily, and Crowley wanted to swallow his own face at the thought of something from the 2010s being considered vintage, good Christ.)
Anyway, Jiyana tells him first.
“Congrats on the new season!” They’re beside him in the makeup trailer. Crowley doesn’t realise they’re talking to him, assumes they’re wearing AirPods or something, until George gives him a nudge with the powder puff.
“Er, yeah, cheers.” It’s too early to talk to anyone this perky. Then his exhausted, coffee-less brain takes a moment to catch up with his exhausted, coffee-less mouth. “Er, wait, what?”
“Warlock. Heard it’s coming back. Did I tell you I wrote a paper on it in, like, Grade 10? So cool, the GSA at my highschool used to have watch parties, I can’t wait to see what they do with your -“
“Wait -“ Warlock? It’s been bloody years. “Where’d you hear this?”
The kid starts to list off some sites or social media whatsits that Crowley has never heard of, so he just nods and pretends to understand, the same way he does when Az’s niece tries to explain some show called “Jojo’s Big Adventure” or something. Validate, validate, empathise. Just like Pepper taught him.
It’s probably nothing right? A rumour.
But it’s a rumour Az has heard too.
When Crowley gets home that night (they’ve rented a house in Buckinghamshire, even though the studio’s not two hours from their cottage) Az is on him immediately. Heard about it from his sister apparently, who got the news from one of the kids.
“Isn’t that exciting?” His face is all lit up and his hair is wet, bathrobe snugly belted around his waist. The house has an indoor pool, and there are little indents on Avery’s nose where his extremely attractive and sexy swimming-goggles must have been resting.
Crowley presses his lips to each mark.
“Not that we’ve been going hungry or wanting for work –” Az continues.
“You work too bloody much,” Crowley murmurs into his cheekbone.
“But I do love those characters. The whole thing wrapped up so nicely though – what more is there to tell? I wonder what the arc could possibly be.”
“I wonder what you’ve got on under this robe –”
“Anthony!” Az laughs in fake protest, tilting his head back so that Crowley can get his mouth on his throat. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Az tastes like chlorine, and maybe Crowley should join him in the shower after this. After a day in the studio, he could probably use it.
“Would you really want to do a series again?” Crowley asks after he’s finally let his husband go, turned to hang up his coat and thrown his bag on the nearest chair. “Awful lot of commitment. And you’ve that whole run at the Globe coming up, don’t rehearsals start in the spring?”
“We’ll have to see if Helen can mind the goats again while we’re in London.” Az has wandered into the kitchen, turned on the kettle. Crowley looks at the back of his neck (Crowley always looks at the back of his neck. Sometimes he dreams about it.) “If she’s free. I called her this morning to check in, Elmyra’s eating, so her anxiety must be getting better.”
“Cool, yeah,” Crowley says, casual and nonchalant and no big deal. As if Elmyra isn’t his favourite of the bunch and he doesn’t have a song that he made up and no one knows that he sings just to her. As if he didn’t hand feed her all night once because she wasn’t sleeping or eating and neither was he because he was so afraid this tiny rescue goat was going to starve to death, anyway whatever, super cool, who cares. “Is it weird that no one’s reached out to us, though? Do you think?”
“About the goats? Helen has my number –”
“No love, the Warlock thing.”
Az blinks at him, flutters his pretty blond lashes in an attractive, aggrieved sort of way. “You mean you haven’t heard from Beez?”
“I haven’t heard from anyone.”
“Oh.” Az thinks it over. “Well. Neither have I, actually. Do you – is that odd?”
“Maybe they’ve recast us with younger models.”
“They wouldn’t dare.”
“Gotta up the sex appeal of the whole thing. Jawlines. Cheekbones. Sexy results.”
“I –” Az goes a bit pink. Glances at Crowley and then away. “Fail to see how they could improve upon perfection.”
Crowley looks at his husband’s bathrobe and the slight scattering of silver chest hair and his hand on his tea cup and fuck off, his neck. His neck, his neck, who gives a shit about Warlock actually?
“Come over here and say that to my mouth.”
Avery smiles, and sighs, and he does.
ONE YEAR LATER:
Crowley opens the email from Beez.
He fuckin' closes it.
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