#Anyone room Rent

[myrfing]

god i actually feel elated that he moved out what a relief to see the empty room and nobody being passive aggressive with me while im making myself 1 meal

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

I feel like it really shouldn't be unreasonable for 2 professional workers in their late twenties to feel like they should be able to afford a 2-bedroom apartment

[marzipanandminutiae]

Marzi how do you not die of frustration dealing with the most self important people on the planet flocking to your posts

In this case? By being secure in the knowledge that I'm right.

Also, you know, I'm dealing with my new landlady being passive-aggressive about furniture she offered to move out of the room I'm renting, due to the whole "nobody told me it was rented furnished until three days ago and I already bought furniture from FB marketplace" situation.

[balkanradfem]

i am losing my mind over here. Twice, twice in this month, I had a roommate rush into the apartment and blurt out that she's moving out, on the spot, I'm ???? how does this happen twice, in two weeks.

I was all set to have two roommates during the cold season and they both seemed so nice and I've just taken all the adds off the internet and relaxed and now I have to put it all back up T_T and answer calls, and show the apartment to strangers.. and I have 2 weeks to find a new roommate. Aaaah.

[greatestwizardofthisage]

google how to get rid of arachnophobia in 1 hour because there’s a spider in your room and you’re now too scared to sleep in there until it’s gone but it keeps hiding so now you think it’ll be easier to just move out

[verberation]

i just want a house. that fucking lets me have my dog in it. renting it out to myself and like. two other people. that won't fucking. kick me after a years lease. like. wtf. WTF. can't have shit in this goddamn rental market jesus fucking christ.

[wizardologies]

if anybody is kind enough to donate to me via Venmo, cash app, or PayPal (dm me @wizardology for PayPal) so I can get some new clothes and hygiene items bc some of my things were ruined at the shelter/had to be left in another state I'd GREATLY appreciate it no pressure obviously but I need some new things and am trying to find some more work or maybe more stable work

[lokilickedme]

A phone conversation with my MIL yesterday.  My kids were witness to this insane exchange and are still in awe about the sheer mindboggling emptyheadedness on display.  The sad thing is that this isn’t even remotely out of the ordinary.

A true story, unfortunately.

*phone rings*

ME:  *sees it’s from MIL*

ME:  Ugh.  Here we go boys.

*accepts call against better judgement*

ME:  Hello P.

MIL:  OH GODDAMMIT THIS STUPID PHONE!!

ME:  *puts call on speaker for the boys*

MIL:  WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS STUPID THING?!

ME:  Hellooooo

MIL:  *incoherent bitching and heavy anger-breathing*

ME:  Hello hello HELLO HELLOOOO

MIL:  I HATE THIS PHONE - CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?  WHO’S THAT??

ME:  I can hear you.  Can you hear me?

MIL:  HELLO????

ME:  Hello, I’m here.

MIL:  HELLO?!?!  CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!  WHO IS THIS?!??

ME:  Oh my god

MIL:  YEAH I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT THE - I’VE GOT TWO PHONES AND I HATE THIS ONE IT’S STUPID I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT -

ME:  I can hear you, P.  What do you need?

*call cuts out for several seconds*

ME:  Hello.  Hello.  HELLO.  Hello hellooooooo

MIL:  *batshit rambling in background, breaking up randomly*

ME:  I can’t hear you anymore, I’m going to hang up so you can call me back.

*more unhinged rambling cutting in and out, cursing and yelling about her phone*

ME:  Holy shit.  Okay I’m hanging up

MIL:  HELLO YEAH WHO IS THIS??

BIG:  How does she remember to breathe?

LITTLE:  Shut up I wanna hear this.  Get her, mom.

ME:  You called me, P.  Think, who did you call?

MIL:  I CALLED TOMMY AND I CALLED R AND THEN I GOT A CALL COMING IN AND I HATE THIS STUPID PHONE WHO IS THIS??

*call cuts out again*

ME:  Should I just hang up and decline when she calls back?

BIG:  We get to take a break from school while this is happening, right?

ME:  Sure why not

LITTLE:  FUCK YEAH GET HER MOM

ME:  Alright this is probably gonna take a while, somebody go get me a can of Pringles.

MIL:  WHO IS THIS?!?

ME:  Who’d you call?

MIL:  I CALLED TOMMY!!  I MADE TWO CALLS AND ONE DIDN’T ANSWER SO I CALLED THE OTHER ONE

ME:  Well it’s not Tommy, so who else did you call?  That’s who this is.

KIDS:  *dying laughing*

MIL:  YEAH I CALLED TWO PEOPLE, WHERE IS TOM??

ME:  He’s at the doctor’s office right now, you got me, I’m the other person you called.

MIL:  YEAH.  WHO ARE YOU??

*call cuts in and out, during which I can hear the staticky squall of MIL cursing like a sailor and apparently slamming her phone into a table*

MIL:  YEAH OKAY I THINK I GOT IT.  I HATE THIS PHONE!!

ME:  Yes I know, it sounds like an operator issue.  Can you hear me?

MIL:  YEAH I MADE TWO PHONE CALLS AND THIS IS THE ONE THAT I  - WHO IS THIS??

ME:  Geezus christ

MIL:  WHAT??

ME:  Nothing.

ME:  WHO DID YOU SAY THIS IS - ??

ME:  Michelle Obama

MIL:  OH. WELL HI

ME:  Oh my god.

MIL:  I GOT THIS BAD THING HAPPENING, MY LADY THAT I LOOK AFTER ON THURSDAYS, YOU KNOW HER??

ME:  No.

MIL:  WELL I TOLD THE GIRL AT THE DISPATCH OFFICE TO LET HER KNOW I WOULDN’T BE COMING TODAY BECAUSE OF THANKSGIVING LAST WEEK, YOU KNOW??

ME:  I...guess...okay

MIL:  SO SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL HER NOT TO STRIP HER BEDSHEETS!!

ME:  What in the fresh hell.  Michelle Obama doesn’t think this is her business and would very much like to be excluded from the narrative.

MIL:  YEAH AND THE GIRL DIDN’T CALL HER AND SHE WENT AHEAD AND DID IT!!

ME:  Dear god the drama.  How high was the body count?

MIL:  WHAT??  YEAH NOBODY DIED!!  BUT I’D TOLD HER NOT TO STRIP HER BED!!  BUT SHE DIDN’T TELL HER SO NOW I GOT THIS BAD THING HAPPENING

ME:  *dying inside*  Let me guess, the old gal is mad at you now because she thinks you blew her off?

MIL:  WHAT???  YES!!!

ME:  *considers hanging up because she’ll call Tom as soon as I do and I can tag out and let him deal with her insane ass*

ME:  *seriously considers this*

ME:  *like really seriously*

ME:  *decides to be horrible instead*

ME:  Oh no P that’s terrible.  That poor old lady has no sheets on her bed and you’re not coming over to help her put them back on.  This is, like, the worst thing that could have possibly happened.  If I were you I would call that office girl and give her a piece of your mind.  Michelle Obama endorses this scenario.

MIL:  YEAH SO I GOT THESE TWO PHONES AND I HATE THIS ONE, I CALLED TWO PEOPLE AND THEN I GOT A CALL AT THE SAME TIME AND I DON’T KNOW - I JUST - WHO IS THIS???

ME:  Someone who’s aged sixteen years since the start of this conversation.  Who do you think you’re talking to?

MIL:  WELL I THINK I CALLED TOMMY!!  WHERE IS HE??

ME:  Okay listen -  I have a dentist appointment at 1:00 so you and me and the boys will go into town to do our usual stuff at 2:00 when I’m done - do you want to come over here at 2:00 or shall I come pick you up?

MIL:  OH I’LL COME OVER THERE, THAT’LL WORK BEST I THINK.

ME:  Okay, you come here at 2:00 then.  Do you know where you’re going?

MIL:  THIS PHONE ALWAYS MESSES UP, IT DROPS MY CALLS AND IT CUTS OUT -

ME:  P, do you know where you’re going at 2:00?

MIL:  YEAH I’M COMING OVER THERE!

ME:  Where, P?  Where are you going at 2:00?

MIL:  YEAH I’LL COME OVER THERE.  I TELL YA I GOT THIS STUPID PHONE THAT I JUST CAN’T -

ME:  Okay listen, I’m going to tell you what I want you to do -

*call starts cutting out again*

MIL:  YEAH YOU KNOW I HAVE TWO PHONES AND THE LANDLINE IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME, I HATE THIS CELLPHONE IT ALWAYS CUTS OUT LIKE THIS WHEN I’M IN THE HOUSE

ME:  Listen to me -

MIL:  I GOT A LOT GOING ON, NOT PHYSICALLY I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING BUT IN MY HEAD IT’S ALL REAL BUSY I SHOULD GO OUTSIDE THIS PHONE CUTS OUT ALL THE TIME, YOU KNOW??

ME:  Holy shit I’m going to die on this phonecall.  P LISTEN TO ME, GO OUTSIDE

MIL:  SO NOW I GOTTA CALL MY LADY AND I’M NOT REALLY SUPPOSED TO CALL HER, SHE CALLS ME BUT POLICY IS I CAN’T CALL HER -

*call cutting out randomly so all i hear is crazed rambling*

ME:  For fucks sake - GO OUTSIDE P I CAN’T HEAR YOU

MIL:  BECAUSE YOU KNOW I CALLED TWO PEOPLE -

ME:  Yes I know you called two people but one of them wasn’t your lady because it’s against policy for you to call her, so mark her off the list of people you might be talking to.  We’ve established one was Tom and this isn’t him because he’s at the doctor’s office so you got me.  So who else did you call?  Whoever that is is me.

MIL:  WHAT’S HE DOING??  WHY’S HE AT THE DOCTOR WHAT’S GOING ON??

ME:  It’s a new patient contact, he’s not sick.  Who else did you call, P?

MIL:  I CALLED TOMMY AND R, HELL I DON’T KNOW!!  WHO IS THIS??

ME:

ME:

ME:

ME:  Call Tommy again.

MIL:  OH, YEAH OKAY I’LL DO THAT

ME:  Geezus christ

*call disconnects*

ME:  *looks at the boys*

ME:

ME:

ME:  Should I?

BOYS:  Oh hell yeah

ME:  *thinks about it for just about two seconds*

ME:  *dials Tom*

TOM:  Yep?

ME:  Your mom’s lost her damn mind, she called me and never figured out who she was talking to, I told her I was Michelle Obama and she just said YEAH OKAY HI and launched in a dramatic retelling of her latest dementia drama.  Oh and she’s really mad at her phone.  And she has no clue who she just talked to for ten minutes.

TOM:

TOM:

TOM:  Did you tell her to call me

ME:  She was going to anyway.

TOM:  How bad is it?

ME:  Scale of one to ten?  About eight hundred and fifty four.

TOM:  Geezus.

*pause*

ME:  You just got the call didn’t you

TOM:  You owe me

ME:  She’s your mother, I don’t owe you shit, I just gave up a significant chunk of my life and a crap ton of brain cells messing with her.  Oh, ask her to elaborate on the bedstripping thing.

TOM:  THE WHAT

ME:  Better answer her call before she forgets who she’s calling.  Tell her you’re Barack Obama.

TOM:  WHAT -

ME:  *hangs up*

.

[voidthewanderer]

UPDATE 10/5/22: We are starting to believe that my aunt was in a desperate attempt to get out of her house for some reason and her car was boxed into her driveway. This does not excuse what she’s done, nor does it minimize my fears any. If she’s willing to drive through our yard and cause the damage that she has done to both our yard and her car when nobody’s in it; who’s to say what would happen if it were a warmer day and someone was outside. Or if any of the kids in the surrounding houses were outside. I am still working on finding a website where I can host selling products with better control over things. It’s just going to be a process, as I don’t have the room really to have (honestly any) pre made stock laying around.

Hey, so I’m gonna be taking a step back from my online presence. I’m not in a good headspace and, quite frankly, don’t feel safe in my own home.

Sometime within 5pEST and 5:21pEST (10/2/22), my aunt had the brilliant idea to drive through her own yard, plow down our hedges that separate the two yards, snap one of the rebar poles that my dad used to make his horseshoe pit in half, drove through my 102 year old neighbor’s yard, and disappeared off somewhere. Not even my uncle knows where she is at this point in time.

We haven’t had contact with my aunt in three years, so I’m not really sure what her problem is outside of needing to be put into rehab for her pain killer addiction and mental health for not being able to process her father passing away. I cut her out of my life officially two years ago when she said to my mother that she didn’t give a fuck if I had died when I was having all the issues with my Crohn’s Disease that nearly killed me three times in 2020.

I hate asking, but if anyone could help me get more money towards my down payment for a house, it’d be much appreciated. If you can’t, you can’t it’s obviously not obligatory, but if you can, I would be forever grateful.

PayPal: galaxy_fox@aol.com

Venmo: @voidthewanderer

Ko-Fi: http://ko-fi.com/demonfoxstudio

I’ll be trying, at this time, to be building my shop while I’m away, but there’s only so much I can do when I work erratic hours with my full time job.

Like I said, I hate doing this, but I cannot be in the middle of somebody else’s mental breakdown that’s eventually going to wind up causing someone harm. I’ve been able to stay out of therapy having a good support system, I don’t need that going to shit because my aunt refuses to get help.

[oatbugs]

i literally cannot spend another summer holiday at my parents' house im going insane .

[pinkadillydoo]

honestly, having to look for housing is really stressing me out

[diari0deglierrori]

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[noiivvern]

Would be very funny of me to just fuck off for like a day or two and not tell anyone

[50000bears]

The employment services lady told me to start looking for an apartment now so I can get an idea of what's out there.. I just found a pet friendly one that's above a downtown store (aka my dream apartment) for only $1345 a month. But I can't get it since I don't even have a job yet. This is the saddest thing that has ever happened to me.

[moderndaybrando]

I’d end it all tonight, if I didn’t have to worry about which family member would have to find me.

[eye-in-the-wall]

lmao our landlord just said we have like 2-3 months before we need to leave like HUH? my mom said she's not gonna worry too much cause they cant just kick her out that quickly but like....idk man. they did that to the people above too and those ppl were the landlords family lmao like. idk man.