#Anyway back to our regularly scheduled programming

[geomimetry]

it done

[noirspill]

Peni. (*^^*)

[clowndoli]

Op oc stuff, once again

[ghostmeet]

tomorrows gonna suck so bad </3

[moonflowers-and-sunrays]

i mean the guy cleans up some injuries but i tjink thats it

before yoy come at me sluggishness is a real word ok

also i hate the way delirious is spelled liie i knew how to spell it i didnt look it up i js hate it like it shoyld be delerious or something

nvm delerious looks stupid but like u get the idea the i's js dont get the message across yknow

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It was uncomfortably cold in Villain's bedroom that night.

He shivered, despite the multiple blankets that covered him from head to toe.

Villain rolled over to look at the clock: 4:40 am.

Jesus.

He sighed and closed his eyes, trying to fall asleep for the hundredth time. And slowly, he felt the soft fog of dreamland begin to seep into his head.

Drifting, drifting...

Knock, knock, knock.

He flinched, but squeezed his eyes tighter.

Knock knock knock.

You've got to be shitting me.

He took his pillow from under his head and put it onto his face, covering his eyes and ears. But then, he heard a voice.

"Villain, let me in!! It's an emergency!"

He knew that voice.

Villain's eyes cracked open as he tossed the pillow off his face. He begrudgingly pulled the blankets off himself and managed to crawl out of bed, though he did run into the wall twice, and groggily trudged to the door, scooting clothes out of the way with his feet and fumbling with the key.

Upon opening the door and seeing his nemesis in the state they were in, all the sluggishness left his body. He heard them mumble something about abs before collapsing forward into his arms.

"What the fuck?"

Villain lifted up Hero and tried to carry them as carefully as possible to the couch. He ran his eyes over their body, trying to figure out exactly what needed to be a priority, but after seeing yhe gash in their side he didnt waste anymore time and went to grab the first aid kit.

Villain went as fast as he could coming back. He lifted up Hero and rested their back on his lap.

"Idon't know why you came here, given that I'm your nemesis, dumbass."

He then began to clean the wound, resisting the urge to press into it. Old habits die hard.

"I mean, not only do I have zero medical knowledge whatsoever, but I'm also supposed to hate you."

Villain reached into the kit and grabbed a roll of gauze, wrapping up their sliced arm and abdomen.

"I mean, to be fair, you were probably a little bit delirious after getting hacked up like that. But still. Me? I could kill you when this is over, knowing you're injured. Or even better, I could kill you now! You're completely helpless, Hero. What's stopping me from ending you, right now?"

He turned their head a bit to inspect it, noticing a bruise on their throat and dried blood all over their nose and mouth.

Villain sighed, moving a hand to tuck a hair out of their face.

"Idiot", he mumbled.

He placed Hero's head back on the couch, and continued to scan them for more injuries.

When everythinf was cleaned and bandaged snd stiched uo, he carefully lifted them up in a bridal carry and placed them onto the unused side of his bed.

He looked at their face for a moment, before tucking a stray hair behind their ear.

He sighed.

"What am I gonna do with you?"

cw: blood loss, delirium, and someone blacks out.

Hero had never bled this much, since their suit was made from some sort of carbon-fiber-metal-shit. But it just takes one too many supervillains (and a huge lack of sleep) to make it a first. Turns out, blood is very warm and thick, and they were losing it at an alarming rate. That was problem number one. Problem number two was the lack of a safe place to go.

There was one place, actually. Maybe it wasn’t safe, per se… alright, it was extremely dangerous. But hey, at least they wouldn’t be dead in a dumpster!

Hero staggered across the asphalt, streetlights leaving their reflection in the water tucked in the cracks of the road. Moths flew at their face, but they didn’t have time to care. They just had to make it a few more blocks.

When they finally reached the familiar magenta house with the cracked pavement and the pea-filled gardens, Hero almost cried tears of joy. They checked their watch: 4:40 am.

Well. I’m fucked.

Knock, knock, knock.

No response.

They tried again.

Knock, knock, knock. “Villain, let me in!! Its an emergency!”

Upon crying out to Villain, Hero heard a shuffling sound from behind the door. Then, the doorknob turned and the door slowly creaked open.

And there was Villain.

And holy shit, they had abs.

Hero, in their dazed state, moved to go touch them. But their brain wasn’t functioning properly, and between the blood loss and the sleep deprivation, it looked like the 70’s threw up on Hero’s entire world. So, when attempting to move, their legs didn’t want to, resulting in them falling to the ground.

But they didn’t. Villain caught them.

Hero’s vision was narrowing and was covered in black spots. But before they blacked out, they could clearly see Villains face, staring at them, contorted with worry.

[kos-mos]

I like these two, gourm teaches arti to enjoy life without (or just a little less) violence. and in return she gets a fucked up little weird girl wife

[phoenixkaptain]

How… does Robin’s costume work?

A question long asked by everyone. But mostly by me.

Well. I’ll tell you.

First thing’s first, we’re talking about classic Robin, Dick Grayson Robin, this Robin:

There’s a common misconception that Robin’s shirt is one piece (as in a red shirt with green sleeves) and that his panties are separate. You see a lot of people refer to his outfit as having green panties. You, like me, may have heard it before many a time.

Unfortunately. Dick Grayson is not going out every night in a shirt, panties, and a cape.

He’s literally wearing a green leotard with a red vest over it.

Literally just a green leotard. He’s never been wearing panties at all. It’s been a leotard this whole time!

Also, just as a side note, I think it’s kind of funny that his mask is almost always portrayed as black, except in this panel where he isn’t wearing it and it becomes green. Is it double-sided, black and green? No, the colours in the 60’s Teen Titans comics are just funky sometimes. And, they needed the mask to stand out from the black background.

“What’s the point of all this, Kacie?” I hear you asking.

There is no point. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk-

[cinnamorollbf]

ok but feeling a boy smile against ur lips during a kiss >>>>>>

[questionable-idea]

male mantises won't bite your head off and expect to be bitten themselves. another win for the gay community

“You know a preying mantises would rip off your head if you had sex with them” ok. and

[hanasnx]

need han solo to call me kid right before he rails my brains out

[harblkun]

anon who sent in the comms ask here! the reason I asked is because I'd absolutely love to see my mc paired with a few of the LADS boys, so probably like a couple comm, I love how you draw them so much :)

but thinking it over even more now, I love your style so much I'd jump at the chance to get a few of my own personal character done in your style too haha! no expectations here of course, but I saw your tags and figured I should reply :D I'd love to hear what others think too!

All right, I am trying to put some commission sheets together/see if I can get my Ko-Fi set up for a "test run" some time in the near future. I don't want people to have FOMO, but the first attempt will only have a few slots at first, so I don't get overwhelmed. If it goes well, I'll have more slots after.

[kalied0skull]

attempts to reply to ask

fucking breaks tumblr

hates life a little extra

[idiot-in-the-walls]

Why can’t I stop crying?

[thevioletscout]

OH MY GOD NEVERMIND THEY ACTUALLY DID IT

I'm not a proshipper or anything but I just realized the Coffin of Andy and Leyley fandom can potentially do the funniest thing this Christmas.

[thethndr]

going to also plug my very self indulgent depressing chick hicks oneshot here, something in the orange, over on ao3. it's set pre-movies and revolves around my fan OC casey so it's not super relevant in the context of this blog but it is chickediah hicks nonetheless.

[nightly-valkyrie]

Not tagging this because I don't want death threats but I genuinely think Mouthwashing gaining a fandom was like one of the worst things that could have happened to that game..

Like I'm super glad it's popular, but an outright "fandom" seems to have really only been a bad thing...