#Anyways. Yeah.

[umemiyan]

i’m thinking of a specific version of sugar baby/house husband satoru who’s the type to sit on a floatie in the pool and stroke his dick, not caring if the stuck-up neighbors hear him. he walks around in his boxers and slippers—maybe a flimsy button-up that’s not closed or covering anything at all. he goes out and checks the mail or walks the dog with a soda in his hand and waves at people with a weird smile on his face as if they don’t know what it sounds like when he gets himself off (or when he gets you off)

he flirts with meemaws at the grocery store at 10am (if he gets up that early) because they all think he’s big and strong and handsome when he gets heavy or high items down from the shelf for them. he sits in his underwear at the computer and plays video games with foreign teenagers online.

he goes out shopping and tries on like 80 different outfits (including strange hats/skirts/dresses/etc.) and takes a bajillion photos, some of which he sends to you. catfishes creepy guys online and argues with people on reddit for fun.

he decides to paint the mailbox weird colors or work on a scrapbook he plans to give you one day. doordashes ice cream and laundry detergent because he forgot to get some at the store (and he was craving sweets). he lets the neighbor girls play with his hair and put makeup on him before someone sees and says “don’t play with that man, he’s weird,” but he would never do anything to them. burns a batch of cookies because his foreign online gaming bff braxton from california said he needed him for a last-minute raid.

he puts on a random dress from the closet and dances weirdly around the house to loud music while he cleans up the mess he mostly made. stands in the middle of the living room and rubs one out to a photo of you because he just had the sudden urge (and now he has another mess to clean up). has to set a timer to make sure to start thawing the chicken early for dinner because he started a new drama show and keeps forgetting, and you’re starving when you come home.

does any of that on a given day but when you ask him what he does while you’re at work he just says:

[leelesbo]

hey sorry i whimpered when u playfully tickled my ribs, do u still fw me.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Another AU has appeared. Though, right now, I don’t really have many ideas for it- I’m still just kind of going “???” but there’s certainly a thing going on.

At first, I kind of just thought about it revolving around a show—but then my mind immediately drifted towards a sort of FNaF World centered AU. So, for now, that’s where it’s sticking.

Who does it center around, you may ask? The idea that threw itself at me is just that... some kid basically gets isekai’d into wherever FNaF World—Animatronica—Animatronic Village?—is.

The first thing to pop into my mind was Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon. Except... y’know, different in a bunch of ways, and it’s animatronics with no humans—until the one character appears—but they stay human.

I have no idea what I’m doing with this.

[wulfhalls]

omg do you really have a dune tattoo!!! would you be willing to share!!!?? or just say what it is?? im thinking of getting one myself, i think id like a hand holding a gom jabbar, but id love to hear your ideas and stuff cause im still thinking!!!

not actual dune tattoos that are none the less very alia and paul coded. to me:

actual dune tattoo I've had for like three years and still haven't managed to get a better pic of:

and next dune tattoo concept:

line art redraw of a yet undetermined screen shot on my other leg in a similar style to the egon schiele death and the maiden redraw that already there (or egon schieles tote mutter which in itself is already sooooo aliajessica coded)

[fantasy-frog]

I absolutely do not apologize for the monster i am about to become. Dragon Age baby you absolute mess, my body may not be ready but my heart is 🌹🥺🫦❤️❤️❤️👉👈💕💕

[saturnaous]

I check the peppermint butler tag multiple times a day and start wailing uncontrollably when there is no new posts on it btw

[cosmos-collective-blog]

I'm sorry to everyone that we've been so quiet as of late. I realize that we've been reblogging our usual stim things here and there, but this is also referring to social chatter on Discord and such. I'll be putting it under a read-more since it does involve some personal things.

The one year anniversary of our grandfather's death was just a couple of weeks ago. Even when we finally haven't had anything going on for a short while, we've had that load to carry, along with other things. The emotions have been rough to work through, and draining to feel; we're really tired, and often genuinely haven't had the energy to talk or react much at all outside of chatter with people we've already known for a long time. Tonight's actually one of the first nights we managed to talk more outside of that little circle, in a while.

Our PTSD had flared up recently as well, and relapsing on that progress has genuinely been both painful and detrimental. Part of why we've been quiet is to try and prevent it from spilling out sideways onto others— no one deserves to be on the receiving end of that and made uncomfortable, or to feel forced/obligated into supporting someone through a situation they can't handle. It's not a good way to treat friends, and that stuff can really hurt, y'know?

But, I digress.

To anyone we have been quiet and distant with without meaning to be, and to those we have ultimately had to remain distant with for the sake of our health/well-being, I hope that you all know we still care about you. I promise, our silence is not because of avoidance, things have just been painful and difficult— off and on at least, if not consistently so. It's been difficult to find joy or calm in things for long, lately, but we've been trying.

Got into a new hyperfixation, recently! It's honestly been fun, and pretty refreshing. Hoping to teach ourselves to cook a few new simple things to add to our arsenal, too. Mainly omelets because... who the fuck doesn't like omelets? (lighthearted joke)

Hopefully things will ease up, eventually. We miss everyone quite a bit, but it's been hard to talk to much of anyone outside of our family system lately for all of these reasons (biggest shout-out ever to the fam sys btw; thank you all for being as caring and understanding as you've been, and for supporting us as much as you have <3). But, we do miss hearing from everyone, even briefly. I hope you're all alright, and taking care of yourselves. You deserve it.

Please stay safe. <3

[bunn-iiii]

hashtag don't follow me on here expecting an immediate follow back or to be mutuals

[nerdyqueerr]

Was blocking a blog and saw they rbed some dumbass terf post abt the sancticity and anti-patriarchy victory of womens sports whatever whatever point is there were a few lines about rugby in it and. It was so instantaneously obvious that the poster didnt know shit abt rugby it was truly hilarious. And also keep rugbys name out of your mouth if anyone on my rugby team met you they would kick your ass

[glacierbash]

Yeah yeah you all have heard about “we might not have had the love we deserved in this life but in the next life I’ll find you and we’ll try again,” but what about “in a previous life our love together was perfect, and we have been doomed ever since.” What about “I’ve found you again and again and yet it’s never the same as that first time.” What about “even our first love was doomed from the start but that’s okay, I will continue to love you each time I find you, even if it’ll never work out the same as it did that first time.”

[her-pale-shadow]

It's so cruel catching actual feelings for someone who lives a quarter way round the world 😤🙄😭

[marzannafilia]

Didn’t wanna derail that other post (re: there will always be porn b/c people will still make like furry erotica art or amateur on tumblr) b/c op was doing such a good job laying out other points.

But it occurred to me that the reason so many women and gay people—mostly the kind here on tumblr, and/or fandom types—jumped on the defending-porn bandwagon is because I don’t think they legit like. Have ever been to a Mind Geek-owned actual porn site. Like I think they legit only consumed stuff like Furry art, “BL/yaoi/mlm” smutty fanfic, and maybe amateur porn and written erotica by and for gay people here on tumblr.

And when I used to go “oh yeah I guess I’m sympathetic to porn?” In my libfem days, one of my main reasons was “Well I guess I—and a lot of people—wouldn’t have discovered I’m gay without it!”

But that’s flat out not true lol, I found out I was gay when I had a deeply burning crush on a real life girl in real-fucking-life lol. I probably WOULDNT have found I was gay (ok well I mean bi technically, I mean ssa) if all I consumed was porn, male-gaze video porn or not. Cuz women never are the real thing in it. Ssa women are attracted to real women, you like literally have to go out in real life to find that out, I think.

But yeah it’s almost like that quote of “women don’t knows the depths to which men hate them”, but it’s like “I don’t think they know what actual porn that most men are watching is like”.

[dykeogenes]

there’s a specific section of the dunning-kruger curve where maybe the most delightful scientists in the world live and it’s like 80% of the way to the right. like right here.

this is the part where despair is fully gone, and instead of responding to one’s lack of knowledge with misery, they respond with childlike wonder at the infinite surprises of the world. these are the people you can go up to and say “saw a weird bird the other day” and instead of a) going “oh what kind of bird. let me show off my knowledge.” or b) going “do not talk about birds to me all i do is stare at pictures of birds and run statistical analyses on them. i almost hate birds at this point” they will say c) “HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! A WEIRD BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WEIRD BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!” and then ask if you have any photos. even if it turns out to be a pigeon they’ll ask to see the photos.

[rayhasnobones]

I love queer people and having queer friends

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I'm going to try wip wednesday again I suppose! I wish I had something more substantial... anyways. From my ongoing bsd high school/jungian dreamworld au fic The Narrative Ghost (first three chapters already up!). Here's how the continuation is going...

Yeah. Fun times.

There is also this. Because small Ranpo is so cute.

Bonus exhausted dad Fukuzawa.

[neonpigeons]

in all ways except physical I am lying face down in some dirt