#Asmo is one of my faves

[bleetusmcyeetus]

No thoughts, only Beel and Lucifer

[zuble]

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[rubylovessharks]

Hiiiii! I just stumbled across your blog and I’m in love. (Me rn-😍😍😍) Anywayssss, would you be willing to do some sfw/nsfw head-cannons for the seven demon brothers from obey me? If not all seven Asmo, Beel, Belfie, and Levi are my faves! Thanks so much in advance if you don’t want to do this I completely understand and my feelings won’t be hurt.

Please remember to drink plenty of water and get plenty of rest. With luv, Madzzz. 💜💜💜

^^^^Btw this is me manifesting you see this^^^^

omgg ofc i can!! (try-) alsoo thanks for the whishes, staying healthy is super important, so you should too! :D <3 gn!mc x the demon bros ;) considering the fact that you havent specified the gender of the mc im doing gender natural if thats ok- ok! so! sfw and nsfw hcs!!

so sorry if this wont be what you were hoping :(

Lucifer

🩷sfw🩷

can we all agree that this guy when he gets drunk he becomes clingy af?

he just sends you a bunch of messages telling you to come over

and when you do come over he's just laying in bed there, eyes half closed and face red.

anyway you get the point. when Lucifer gets drunk he wants to cuddle you for a few good hours

drunk times aside- normally your actual dates are more active.

by which I mean either you two talk about random stuff or Lucifer takes you somewhere

❤️nsfw❤️

the only time I think Luci will be willing to get fucked is when he's drunk. but you do need his consent waaay beforehand. as you should irl too

other then that he doms all the time.

I feel like he'd be into bdsm

i kinda think he'll be into rope stuff. he seems like the type who'd want to tie you up, but also in a pretty way ;)

also spanking.

Mammon

🩷sfw🩷

the typa guy who'd give you gifts saying he "coincidently" found it(asifhewasntlookingforthebestthingtogiveyou) and the moment someone sees you with it and asks about it and you say that it's from your boyfriend he becomes the happiest ever <3

also is really into pda, like he won't admit it- but he NEEDS to hold your hand in public. how else will people know you are his???

Mams is also really into kisses. like any kisses really- forehead kisses, cheek kisses, hand kisses, nose kisses ANY KISSES

unfraternally he'll sometimes come to you to ask to borrow money.... but he'll get you back

with a kiss on the cheek and the possibility of taking your walking privilege...

❤️nsfw❤️

switch, leaning to sub

the last thing I said about your walking privilege is true. Mammon thinks he just needs to fuck you hard enough as payback for letting him borrow some money

and with the stamina he has, it's totally enough to fuck your brains out ;)

I think he's into cuffs, won't matter if it's on him or on you, but if they go on his hands it has to be roleplay

what roleplay? cop stuff :3

Mams acts as an inmate or robber who just got caught, and you as a cop who is arresting him or punishing him

kinky stuff ya know?

I feel like he'd be into getting his cock milked as you ride him for hours upon hours

maybe has a choking kink? towards him I mean- he's too scared to choke you to death.. but there is a possibility that he'll choke you when he fucks you out of jealousy

Leviathan

🩷sfw🩷

gaming dates <3

canonically Levi isn't really one to like going outside so it makes sense that he'd prefer to hang in his or your room (mostly in his)

it'll take him some time until he'll actually be comfortable to be all touchy and physical.

but i like to think that even then he'd be more simple and not all clingy

aquarium dates ♡ once in a while, when he's actually ready for the outside world

he finds aquarium dates to be a little bit fun once or twice a year

but yeah it's mostly just gaming dates and dates where you watch anime and such-

AND cosplay dates

mostly ruri cosplay dates, but still cosplay dates as a whole ♡

❤️nsfw❤️

like with physical touch it'll take him a long time until he'll be ready for sex

he'll be all blushy and, sorry, kinda sweaty when sex is mentioned.

he's just so not used to it :(

LEVI IS A SUB.

well switch technically- but he's more in the being fucked out of his mind position then the fucking you out of your mind position

but how do you get him in a domy mood? probably either by making him jealous, or in a more competitive mood.

what do i mean? well just egg him on, tell him that you can totally win this game round, and the next one, and the next one. well you gotta win for it to actually work- but still. the more you do it the more upset he is

it doesn't work all the time, but he has a bit of a competitive side ;)

he's a kinda kinky guy, he'd probs be into things like tons of praise but with a mix of humiliation (to both sides)

like if you were to tell him that he's been soo good for you and what he does is probably sit on the floor while his mouth and face is being used for you to get off

Satan

🩷sfw🩷

reading dates :D

can happen in his/your room, but can also happen out in a cat cafe or a park outside :3

and if you aren't a person who likes to read Satan is willing to read for you once in a while

you and him will definitely take in cats without Lucifer's agreement, you'll just keep them in Satan's room or your's and take care of them there.

you, him and Belphie are out to get Luci. and if it's just the two of you without Belphegor it feels like a date idea for Satan :p

from time to time you'll hear Satan talk on and on about different research stuff that he's into for the time being

and you'll tots be hearing this guy talk a lot about his detective books

❤️nsfw❤️

cockwarming while Satan reads.

is there more to say? like do ya'll need an explanation????

this is getting in a more kinky-noteverydaykinks territory but can we agree that Satan is into collars?

it just seems right idk. like it won't matter to him who's wearing it- he likes wearing them, and seeing them on his s/o

another switch, i mean i like to think that most of them are switches.. but like I'll still say it every time.

leaning into dom territory, but he won't mind being fucked into oblivion

angry sex. who knows what might've started it but if he needs to take out his anger on something your hole will be number 1 (ofc he you say you dont want to he wont- everything is consensual)

also into roleplay stuff, probs petplay. kinky stuff

Asmodeus

🩷sfw🩷

first thing I'm going to say is painting nails dates. spa dates. any beauty care dates will happen.

and you can't escape it :)

he WILL post you on any of his social medias with captions that say things like "look at my lover ♡ aren't they the cutest!?" :3

I think Asmo will be the type of person who'd like to get gifts as a receiving love language, and as a giving love language it'll be physical touch

i feel like as a whole he likes being physical, I mean have you seen this guy?? but I think he feels more special when you buy or make him gifts <3

❤️nsfw❤️

THE KINKIEST GUY EVER

like he literally is the avatar of lust. like doesn't that make him kinky enough??????

switch and it's literally is 50/50 with sub and dom with him

toys. toys all the way. when he doms he uses toys, when he subs he uses toys. toys are something he really likes

of course there will be times when he doesn't want to use them and really get more lovey dovey ♡

during sex you two may switch between sub and dom at least once.

Beelzebub

🩷sfw🩷

shares with you anything he wants to eat ♡

it'll probably be half eaten if he already has his hands on it but he tries his best to control himself so you'd at least have even the smallest of bites <3

he sometimes accidentally bites you, like not super hard and painful but there are times it leaves a mark-

can and will give you piggyback rides if you ask him

when you two go to a restaurant and in typical Beelzebub fashion he eats too much and the bill is huge he'll tell you he'll be the one paying, even for your share.

COOKING DATES!!!!!!!!

sure he might eat half of the ingredients- but he'll try his best to not eat it all so you two can have a finished product ♡

❤️nsfw❤️

I know everyone says this but it's true. this guy eats you out like a pro.

and it doesn't matter if you have a pussy, a cock or anything else- it doesn't matter. he knows how to put his mouth to good use. and he can go FOR HOURS and not get tired. it's like his favorite thing♡

we all know this man is packing. probably has the biggest dick of them all(maybe diavolo's is bigger who wants to help me measure :))

and he's so sweet when you try to take him ♡ ♡ ♡

he'll tell you things like "You can do it" "I know..it is pretty big...but you took it before!" with such a sweet smile you know he says this not to make fun of you, but because he actually thinks you can take his huge cock ♡

Beel will proooobably lose control and kinda start fucking you like an animal in heat after a few while of fucking

but after that he does such nice aftercare!

Belphegor

🩷sfw🩷

naps all the way :3

you are the pillow. you can't say anything but yes.

I like to think that he has dreams about you, and if he dreams of something that he's actually willing to do in real life he'll ask you if you'd like to do it :D

when you two do go out he likes to hold your hand, for more then just pda. he might fall asleep while standing and walking from time to time, so you can notice if he fell asleep or not.

do you know what I think you two might do? go to bed stores and try out the beds :3

❤️nsfw❤️

sadistic fuck. (affectionate)

he's a dom, even when he's half asleep.

I think he'd kinda tell you to ride him even when it looks like he's about to fall asleep, and the moment you stop he's immediately awake telling you to continue

will degrade you, like he's real mean

he does like the idea of chocking you but ya know.. might take a while....probs a few years-

well anything too dangerous will take a few years until he feels like he can actually do anything to you..

he's into anything that can and will humiliate you

he'd be into somnophilia but towards himself

maybe towards you? with consent ofc but mostly towards himself

why? cuz he can and will fall asleep during sex. and if it's something like you riding him he'd be totally fine with you still going even when he falls asleep.

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Levi: ARGH!!!

Mammon: what are we betting on is the problem now?

Asmo: 5 Grimm on an update getting delayed for an hour

Satan: 10 Grimm on he didn't get his fave out of the gacha

Levi: (running into the room) I just saw a naked Mc!

Mammon: (shocked) what?

Asmo: like they undressed in front of you or did you run into them in the bathroom

Levi: what does that matter!?

Asmo: big difference in context

Levi: it was an accident

Lucifer: what are you guys screaming for

Mammon: (jealous) he saw a naked Mc!

Asmo: what's even the big deal?

Satan: agreed, it isn't as rare as you think

Lucifer: (shocked) what?

Mammon: what do ya mean "not as rare as you think"!?

Asmo: I take regular bathes with them, without swimsuits of course♡

Satan: they saw all of us naked anyway what's the deal with seeing them naked?

Mammon: they what!? When!?

Mc: (hiding behind him) you always sleep naked and kick your blanket of and becausw I'm always tasked with waking you up, so honestly it was a matter of time

Mammon: (jumping up) surprise gremlin!

Mc: (pouting) rude

Lucifer: Mc who else saw you naked?

Mc: Belphie becausw he always clings onto me and Beel because I go running with him and the showers were blocked once where we had to share one

Lucifer: do we have to learn about anybody else?

Mc: (shrugging) I don't know I did lose my swimwear when we were swimming once, idk if someone saw me

Diavolo: (appearing out of nowhere) oh I did actually see that

Levi: what kind of Anime plot are we going through!?

Mc: why? I thought I was pretty much hidden

Diavolo: I was curious about where Barbatos was looking all the time, he did seem awfully distracted

Mc: add Diavolo and Barbatos to the list

Lucifer: (holding his face) how do you manage all of that?

Mc: no idea

[obey-me-hoe]

THE BROTHERS' PACT MARKS

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Here are what the brothers pact marks look like for my MCs. I hc that the pact marks appear different for each person but I didn't wanna make two different versions for my two MCs (these took so long to begin with) so they are gonna be the same for both of them. I wanted to go for more of a tattoo look for them. Each mark represents the brother's sin (derived from their symbol) and associated creature (more details and closer look for each below the cut)

Here are all the pact marks together (click the pictures for better resolution):

Here are all the symbols for reference:

Each pact mark also features little diamonds (Mammon's is a bit different) that represent the other brothers. I hc that they show up on each pact mark you already have once you make a new pact with one of the other brothers (kind of like a way to show your progress). This represents the bond of the brothers with each other as well as MC.

LUCIFER - Peacock

💙 For Lucifer's I kind of just flipped his symbol upside down to get the overall shape of the mark.

💙 The top bit is actually part of a peacock feather just like the ones on the back of his coat.

💙 I wanted to give the blue parts a feather like texture but it didn't turn out right so I just left them blue.

💙 The placement is over MC's chest/ribs because when you feel Pride you usually feel it in your chest.

💙 People also tend to puff out their chests when they are proud.

MAMMON - Crow

💛 For Mammon's I started his symbol on MC's hand and had the tails wrap around their arm all the way up to right below the elbow.

💛 The wrapping of the tails represents Mammon's need to have MC all to himself.

💛 His mark manifests on MC's dominant arm (I'm left handed so I did the left arm) as a way to convey his importance to MC.

💛 The placement is the dominant hand/forearm because Greed can be seen as taking as much as you want of something and the dominant arm is the one that is usually used.

💛 I also placed it there because I imagine Mammon being greedy for MC's presence so he keeps his arm wrapped around theirs in an attempt to keep them close.

💛 His mark is the most visible which serves to remind the brothers that he is MC's first man.

💛 It also serves as a warning to any who wish to harm MC (Mammon will always protect HIS human).

💛 His creature is represented by the two little crows on MC's hand that are looking out for MC's safety (that's why they're looking away from MC).

LEVIATHAN - Serpent

🧡 For Levi I decided on making his serpent like symbol wrap around MC's thigh.

🧡 The placement is the thigh because Envy is rooted deep down inside and can drag you down with it.

🧡 It also constricts you and makes you feel trapped both physically and mentally just like what some serpents do to their prey.

🧡 It being on the left side is just because I wanted it on the same side as Mammon's (since they're my two faves).

🧡 I hc that Levi likes to wrap his tail around MC's leg as a way to ground himself when he's stressed.

SATAN - Unicorn

💚 For Satan I just directly used his symbol because it already looks so cool.

💚 The placement is the thigh because much like envy, Wrath can be felt deep down and will pull you down with it.

💚 The horns (although a unicorn only has one) stretch out to both the inner and outer sides of the thigh to represent how wrath can hurt not only others but the one who is feeling the wrath as well (outer thigh is others and inner thigh is self).

💚 The black and green alternating are a nod to the shirt Satan wears while in demon form.

💚 Much like Levi, I hc that Satan wraps his tail around MC's leg (he doesn't realize he's doing it) to help ground him when he feels the wrath taking over.

ASMODEUS - Scorpion

🩷 For Asmo I went with the idea of his symbol wrapping around MC's lower back around to the front to simulate him hugging MC from behind.

🩷 The mark wrapping around MC's body is also a nod to the scorpion Asmo has wrapped around him in his demon form.

🩷 The curling designs on the mark represent the curling tail of the scorpion.

🩷 The intimate placement is reminiscent of a tramp stamp which people usually associate with Lust.

🩷 The mark also focuses on the the hips which are often touched or grabbed in lustful situations.

BEELZEBUB - Fly

❤️ For Beel I used his symbol directly as it already looks like his wings in demon form.

❤️ The details on the wings are reminiscent of fly wings.

❤️ The placement is right on the stomach over the bellybutton to reference Beel's neverending hunger that's caused by his Gluttony.

❤️ While gluttony doesn't always refer to eating all the time (although that is the case for Beel), it is what people usually think of when they hear the word.

BELPHEGOR - Cow

💜 Belphie's is located on the back of MC's neck/shoulders because those are the spots that usually touch the pillow when sleeping.

💜 Those that are overtaken with Sloth can sometimes be seen slouching which also plays into the placement of the mark.

💜 The top two arms of the mark wrap around to the sides of the neck.

💜 The wrapping is reminiscent of Belphie always cuddling his pillow.

💜 The black and white spots on the shoulders represent Belphie's creature, a cow.

💜 They also match the spots on his demon form clothing.

I had so much fun making these so I hope y'all enjoy!

💙💛🧡💚🩷❤️💜

[MCs Lore]

[cosmicstarlatte]

Coconut (Obey Me!)

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You got a coconut and need help opening it. You decide to ask your favorite guy. Does he fail or succeed?

»Characters: Demon Bros + Dateables

»Tags: Shitpost, Humor, Mammon's At It Again, Levi Is My Fave

Lucifer:

"Hand it over."

He's heard of coconuts but never seen one up close

Gently tosses it in his hand for a feel

Hmph this will be easy

ItWasNot.png

Had to pull out the old worst cursed magic he could think of

It didn't work

The many cursed tools in the dungeons also didn't work

Sweating angry mess...how's it not open!?

Angrily chucks it through the wall

It knocked out a poor unsuspecting Levi

"I will get you literally anything else you desire that's not that."

Mammon:

"Why's it furry?"

"What do ya mean you're s'pose to eat it?"

He didn't understand why you wanted this thing but he wasn't going to let his human down

Got upset that his attempts did nothing, however he hatched an idea

Got a booth at the carnival

"Pay up and test ya strength! How tough are ya!? HEY YOU! YOU'RE NOT A WIMP ARE YA?"

After hundreds of tries from monsters and demons, the coconut finally split open

He brought it back to you (wearing new bling and all)

"The Great Mammon never disappoints! Also...can ya get me more of 'em?"

Levi:

"Wooaahh a coconut!? I've seen these in so many anime beach episodes!"

The otaku was excited you came to him for help!

He was going to get it open one way or another!

He tried for an hour before sending you off

"I'll come find you when I open it!"

It would be years before he returns

(You lived in the Devildom after the program)

He journeyed through the Devildom in search of knowledge for his quest

He developed surprising friendships, suffered painful losses, but also discovered a new meaning to life

He did eventually find a way to open the coconut

He came back home wizard style

"I bring you that of which you requested"

"Levi no one knew where you went, you were just gone! We were worried!"

"I got your coconut open though! Quest complete!"

He thought the hugs and kisses from you were worth it, the coconut must've meant a lot to you!

I love him so much yall

Satan:

"A coconut? I've only ever read about them. Bring it here."

Gave it a few curious knocks

This will be easy 2.0

Tried to peel it and saw it did nothing

Tried to karate chop it, still nothing

He chuckled and a black aura surrounded him

I see.

He tried punching it and then clawing at it for a while

There is no god, just nothingness

He lost his shit in demon form

His rampage destroyed a chunk of the house

Coconuts are no longer allowed at the House of Lamentation

Like you can't even say the word coconut

Asmo:

"What is that?"

He did not want to touch whatever that thing was

He saw the disappointed look in your face and changed his mind

He tried to break it open in half with his bare hands but it was futile

Why is this thing so tough?

He was not having it, he was going to open your precious coconut!

"MAMMON!"

He could only think of one other way

A grumbling Mammon appeared

"Just stand there a second will you?"

He knocked the coconut against his head (HEY!) and the coconut split open!

It did break one of his manicured nails though but he thought the happiness on your face was worth it

Beel:

"Did you bring more?" (You did)

Was excited to try a human world fruit

Tried to break it in half with his hands

Was surprised when it didn't...but no worries!

He briefly bared his fangs and gave a sharp bite

It made a little opening and he was then able to split it with his hands

He was happy trying something new with you and was excited for future recipes

Yeah...no struggles here ajsjdlgkskdldk

Belphie:

"Huh? You want me to open that?"

He was surprised but flattered you'd go to him

He wasn't even sure what that thing was

He tried to strangle it but just couldn't get it to open

Then he tried to threaten it

Still didn't work

Was exhausted at this point and thought a well deserved nap was needed

You found him clinging to the coconut like a plushie

You never got it back

Diavolo:

"Oh what a cute little silly fruit!"

He thought it looked precious!

Of course he would open it for you!

After a few minutes of trying to get the thing open, he was getting flustered

This can't be from the human realm? It's...it's diabolical!

He gave a sad pout and tried a *different* approach

"Please little one, open up will you?" He politely begged the unforgiving fruit

It magically split open and he triumphantly gave you your coconut back!

...Still not sure how that works but it's probably just... a Dia thing LMAO

Barbatos:

"I would be happy to. Although can you pick it up in say 30 min? I have another task to attend to."

He traveled to the human realm and picked up some chopped coconut and fresh coconut juice for you

He's a demon of many talents

He's also a demon of many secrets

He's never mastered the art of opening human world coconuts but he wasn't going to let you or anyone else know that!

He gave you a beautifully arranged plate and fancy jar

Simeon:

"I can try."

He knew of coconuts but never touched one

He tried knocking it a few times but it didn't work

He tried to remain calm as he tried a few other methods

Burn it. Burn it Simeon.

No just ignore the voice

After one more attempt he lost his cool

He had quite a colorful vocabulary

Threw dangerous celestial magic spears at the indestructible fruit

Luke freaked out and knocked him out in panic

Luke was quite frightened and didn't trust coconuts after Simeons rage

Simeon hates when they refer to it as The Incident™️

Solomon:

"Sure! I will handle it."

He's opened a few in his lifetime

He found a way to get it open every time!

He gingerly touched the coconut

So we meet again

He took the coconut and chucked it fiercely against the wall

He smirked at the small shattered pieces

He thought back on the first coconut he ever had the displeasure of meeting...he will never be made a fool again

You decided to buy coconut juice instead

»Note: Imagine you ask Belphie to open a banana and he just immediately strangles the thing, like is that just how he opens things?? Yep, a new headcanon acquired!

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[misc-obeyme]

I came across a "Reverse Trope Writing Prompt" list and had a merry time giggling at some of them. "Too many beds," and "Really nice guy who hates only you," got me in particular, but there are other ones that, I think, got good dramatic legs ("True hate's kiss," and "Soulmates fated to kill each other," are my faves).

Could I ask a snippet for "Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren't actually dating," with the Barbs (or any of the prompts of your choice, they're all winners).

-🪿honk

Ah I saw that post too! I think I reblogged it? If I did, it was to my main. But I'm pretty sure I saw it at some point!

Too many beds lol that just sounds like a slumber party waiting to happen. Or maybe it's a room full of beds and MC ends up on one side and their love interest is on the other side and there are twenty beds in between them.

Anyway, here's MC & Barbatos with everyone being convinced they aren't actually dating! I had a little fun with it~

You were planning an upcoming dance with the student council for RAD. The seven demon brothers, Diavolo, and Barbatos were all present. You had discussed most of the details, ironing out things like who was in charge of decorations and who would provide the food.

Now the conversation had inevitably turned to who would be in attendance and if anyone planned to bring a date.

Asmo sighed. "I suppose you're not an option now, are you, MC?"

You blinked and looked at him. "Oh? Did you want to go with me? I don't see why not."

Asmo gasped excitedly, but Satan frowned. "Hang on, MC," Satan said. "Didn't you tell us you were dating Barbatos?"

You shrugged. "Barb doesn't mind. Right?"

You looked over at Barbatos who was sitting a ways down the table from you. "Of course not," he said mildly. "You're free to attend with whomever you choose. I suspect I will be busy with the food anyway."

You noted the raised eyebrows that some of the brothers exchanged.

"Are you sure you guys are dating?" Satan asked.

"Pretty sure, yeah," you said. "Anyway, you wanna go to the dance with me, Asmo?"

Asmo was delighted to take you, of course.

-

You found yourself in class with Beel and Belphie when Barbatos came in from the home economics class next door carrying a tray full of cookies.

He placed the tray down in front of Beel. "I'm afraid I made far too many of these," he said. "I thought perhaps you would enjoy them, Beelzebub."

Beel was already halfway through the large pile of cookies. "Mmnks," he said with his mouth full. Beel handed you and Belphie each a cookie.

"I'm surprised you didn't just bring all these to MC," Belphie said.

Barbatos looked around. "Ah, MC," he said. "I'm afraid I didn't see you there."

"Hey, Barbatos," you said. You gestured at him with the cookie. "Your cookies are delightful as always."

Barbatos bowed formally to you. "You flatter me," he said.

As he left the room, Belphie looked at you askance. "Aren't you guys dating?"

You finished the cookie. "Yeah, why?"

"Oh, nothing," Belphie said, though he clearly didn't believe you.

-

You were alone in your room at the House of Lamentation, laying on your bed and scrolling through your D.D.D.

You heard something and looked up to see Barbatos using a portal to enter your room.

You sat up a little. "Done working already?" you asked.

Barbatos made straight for you and you quickly found yourself being kissed silly. You laughed against his mouth.

He pulled away for a moment to look down at you, a slight frown on his face. "Are you quite finished with your little scheme?" he asked.

You wiped tears of laughter away from your eyes. "Aw, come on!" you said. "It's so funny to see their reactions. It's not my fault you're able to keep the perfect straight face no matter what I say."

Barbatos sighed. "MC, you really try my patience."

You smirked and wrapped your arms around his neck. "Isn't it all worth it when we're alone and you can let yourself go?"

Barbatos looked aggrieved. "You deserve a lecture, but I'm afraid I have other things on my mind."

Needless to say, Barbatos did not leave your room for some time.

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[jemjams02]

Specifically asking for Mammon and Asmo cause they're my faves, but could you write some headcanons as to what they're like as a duo, both interacting with each other (in a platoic way of course) and MC?

They're my favorite dynamic in the game tbh hehe

Mammon and Asmo are definitely MC's number 1 party duo, if MC wants to go out, you're calling them. Not only does MC trust them to keep you safe out there in the demon clubs (there's some sketchy mfs at those places), but they LOVE taking MC out dancing!!

I personally think Mammon and Asmo also spend lots of time together, they both have similar interests in fashion, modeling and social media (although social media is mostly Asmo). Once MC came along, they wanted to doll them up! Although they have very different aesthetics, and often would fight over whether they'd look best in the Legally Blonde-pink outfit, or the leather jacket, ripped jeans and combat boots (Mammon usually caves first, mostly cause he thinks the pink outfit is cute too)

Mammon's the only one really allowed to be in the room when Asmo is having a pampering session with MC, since he's a model he understands Asmo's views on skincare and relaxation, and sometimes the three of them have massage circles while they talk shit.

I feel like aside from Mammon's habit of taking things from Asmo, they don't butt heads very often. Sure, Asmo makes the same comments his brothers do, but to him his brother is mostly just a dumbass. Usually they'll agree on things, unless Mammon says something profoundly stupid, then Asmo has some words to say

Mammon's one of the brothers who actually appreciates the manicures, whereas everyone else kinda just lets him do it. Mammon likes his nails painted, but sucks at doing it himself, so Asmo does it for him!

Asmo 100% goes to Mammon's shoots to make sure they're not doing his big brother wrong! He's NOT letting those people put Mammon in anything he deems ugly

Shopping. They love shopping. It's a hassle to get them out of the shops once they've gotten into it!

Mammon is willing to thrift, and Asmo is only going so he doesn't get anything ugly lol

Mammon has definitely just not said anything to anyone when Asmo comes home late with a demon that managed to strike his fancy; they usually make knowing eye contact with each other and then never speak of it

[girlfailure-smut-hour]

Your New Roommate Asmo

Nsfw content MDNI

Characters: Asmodeus X GN!Reader Earth!AU

CW: Nipple play, Oral (Giving and receiving,) Penetration (Receiving,) Reader's gender is not mentioned, ambiguous genitals.

A/N: It's been a while since I've written Asmo. He's still my fave, even though I have more of an appreciation for the others now. I missed him. <3 It's another kinda long one with a lot of buildup. Asmodeus is MC's new roommate and he's simply too pretty (and shirtless.) ~3400 Words

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It was the day that your new roommate was moving in. You'd found him on an app and he seemed to be a good match. He was polite, tidy, and he took good care of himself. What more could you want?

When he knocked on your door that day there was no way you could have expected how dazzling, and blush-inducingly beautiful he was. The photos did him no justice at all. You were looking at a supermodel.

"I'm Asmodeus," he says with a huge, charming smile. "Your new roommate! I'm going to start moving my things in if that's okay."

"Yeah," you reply, trying to string together a thought about anything but how beautiful he is. "That's… yeah that's, uh, okay." You want to sink into a hole with how obviously nervous you are, but he doesn't seem to notice, or at least mind. He’s probably used to this kind of behavior. "Do you want any help?"

"I appreciate it," he says, "but I'll be fine. I don't have much."

"If you say so," you reply, "I'll prepare dinner tonight then."

"That would be lovely!" He beams.

It was true that he had very little to move. You watch him carry things to his room from the kitchen, trying to ignore the strong arms he carried them with, and the gently glistening sweat on his brow.

Over dinner the two of you take some time to get to know each other better. You tell him a bit about your job and he tells you about his. He says that he’s into social media as a side job, and shows you a few pictures. To your surprise, a few of them are a little saucy. Nothing too risque, but when he’s that beautiful, shirtless pictures at the beach and gym are all you need. His slender, yet toned chest and abs were irresistible; mouthwatering even. You couldn't help but shift your legs as you looked at him across the table and imagined him without a shirt. Maybe his pants would be sitting a little low so you could see that delicious "v" that leads to his crotch. You can barely resist biting your lip in arousal.

After cleaning up from dinner he goes to take a shower and you try not to think about how he's naked in there, just feet away from you. You just sit on the couch watching TV, trying to drone out your lewd thoughts.

You hear the bathroom door latch and shortly after, Asmo says, "That's a nice water heater," from behind you. You turn around on the couch just in time to see Asmodeus step out in only a towel, rubbing moisturizer on his face.

You blush, immediately turning around. With a nervous laugh you say, "Oh, uh. Y-yeah, it's, uh, got a good capacity." You want to laugh at the absurdity of the situation. Having such a casual conversation while he’s standing there half-dressed and heart-stoppingly gorgeous.

Your heart is pounding. You saw so much more of him than you expected. His body looks far better in person than in the photos. His abs, more clearly defined, and those lines that lead to his crotch… they're so inviting. You imagine running your tongue down them to get to his cock.

No! You think, shaking your head. I've got to get those thoughts out of my head.

It's too late though. Asmo has an iron grip on your mind, and all you can think about is him and his delicious body. And maybe he wants it that way. It's hard to interpret his actions as anything but showing off.

He comes into the living room and sits on the couch. "I thought we could bond over face masks," he says, holding out a container for you to inspect.

"That would be nice," you say. "I… should wash my face first though." You get up and rush to your room. It feels like your heart is going to beat out of your chest. Why did he have to be so beautiful? And nice!?

You splash some cold water on your face to hopefully cool you down, but it does very little to clear your head. After a quick wash, you feel as ready as you'll ever be to go back out there.

You step out of your room and sit on the couch next to Asmodeus. "Ready darling?" He asks.

"Yeah," you say. expecting him to hand you the container.

"Tilt your head back," he says. "Unless you'd rather lay down."

You nearly ask him 'What?' But you know exactly what he said. Should I turn him down? Tell him I'll put it on myself?

Almost unwillingly, you lay down on the couch as he dips his hand in, leans over and smooths the cold gel onto your face. You're paralyzed in excitement. Your eyes drift to that one little corner of the towel that's tucked around his waist. What if it were to slip out? He'd be leaning over you, fully nude. The thought alone is enough to drive you wild.

"You have amazing skin," he says in his softest voice.

"Thank you," you mumble nervously.

His fingers feel amazing against your skin. Just being touched by him is enough to send tingling pleasure down between your thighs, but the gentleness with which he applies the mask, and the way he looks at you with delicate adoration makes you feel like you're going to explode in excitement.

"All done!" He declares as he finishes up.

You sit up and say, "Thank you."

"Would you do mine?" He asks, holding out the container. You nod, but your heart is pounding. He lays down, and you lean over him, scooping some mask out to rub on his face.

It's hard to ignore his body from this position. It's perfectly sculpted, with not a single flaw on his skin. Your eyes drift down to the towel again. With him laying down you think you can see his bulge, but you're not sure. You press the face mask onto his skin and he twitches a little. "Cold, huh?" You ask.

He giggles and says, "Yeah."

You're blown away by how soft his skin is. It feels like silk or something. You've never touched anything like it before. By mistake your fingers brush his lips and he shudders. Did I cause that shiver? You wonder. He half-bites his lips before seemingly stopping himself.

"Okay," you say. "I think I'm done." He sits up and beams a smile at you. "I think I got a little on your lip."

He wipes it off and says, "That's alright, sweetie."

The tension is palpable as you sit across from each other, the memory of each other's fingers still fresh on your skin. 

"So you're really into skin care and stuff?" You ask.

"It keeps me looking beautiful," He says. "Different brands send me products all the time for my social media. You can try anything you like."

"That's really nice of you," you say.

"Don't even think of it."

You just want to reach out and touch his chest. It's so enticing being so close. It's hard to keep your eyes off of him, stealing glances against your own will whenever you can.

A timer on his phone sounds off shortly, and he says, “Are you ready to take them off?”

You nod and he sits up to reach over and peel your mask off. His slender fingers tug at the mask, slowly pulling it away. He sets it on a nearby table and closes his eyes as you remove his. Touching him like this, even as innocent as it is, it’s hard to control your breath. It comes out in nervous bursts, almost as though you were panting. You can only hope he doesn’t notice.

As the last part of his mask pops free, you  quickly snatch the other face mask from the table and say “I’m gonna throw these away and go to bed.”

“Alright, darling,” Asmo replies. “Good night, and sleep well.”

“You too,” You reply, running off to your room.

As the door shuts behind you, you think I don’t know if I can do this. You take a few deep breaths and splash more cold water on the face to relax, but still as you lay down, you can’t stop thinking about him. All you can do now is just try to cool down and hope it’s better in the morning.

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It’s not better in the morning. As soon as you walk out of the room, you see him walking through the living room in only his boxers, and is that his bulge you can see? You immediately go back into your room and close the door. Defeated, you sit on the bed. Perhaps he was a bad fit after all. There’s not much to do, just try your best to avoid him.

And you do just that for the next couple of days, sneaking out of your room when you think he’s not around to eat or leave for work. It’s maddening, feeling trapped in your own home like this, but there’s nothing to be done about it.

One day as you get home from work, Asmo is sitting in the living room, actually dressed this time. “Hey darling,” He says cheerfully.

“Hey,” You say, trying to avoid looking at him as you walk to your room. He stands and walks after you.

"Is everything alright?" He asks. "I feel like you've been avoiding me. We had such a lovely first night together."

"No," you say. "I mean yes. Everything's alright. Don't worry about it." You try to walk away, but he stops you, putting a hand on your shoulder.

He places a finger under your chin and tilts your head up. "You can tell me the truth." He takes a step forward, bringing you closer together and your breath hitches.

"I'm… not sure what to say," you tell him. "I should go."

"If I've done something to offend you…" He begins.

"It's not that," you say, stepping back to get some breathing room.

"Then what is it?"

You sigh and decide that it's now or never. "It's just that you're so beautiful, and-and just very half-naked all the time and, you know, like, I just don't know if I can keep resisting you if I keep having to see you like this and-"

"Then why resist?" He interrupts, stepping closer still. Subconsciously you take a step back, pressing up against the wall. You gulp as he sets a hand on the wall, and twists a lock of your hair with the other, staring into your eyes with his hypnotic, confident gaze. You feel like you can't breathe.

He leans in. You can smell his rose perfume, overloading your senses and driving your already frantic mind even wilder. His lips are nearly touching yours. "Say that you want me," He says. "I need you to tell me."

"I want you," you reply, nearly melting into a puddle on the spot. He places a hand on your cheek and locks lips with you. Your heart is pounding and your brain is swirling. His lips are so soft, and he kisses with such a gentle delicacy, it actually sets you at ease. The tension melts away and it’s just the two of you in the hall, and not a thought in your head. The apartment is quiet and the air is still. Finally, you can breathe.

As his sweet lips depart from yours, you feel tingling all through your body. Still holding your cheek, he looks into your eyes and the two of you share a silent gaze. Your chest is heaving in excited panting, but he looks so calm and beautiful.

He takes your hand and guides you to his room. As he opens the door he asks, “Is this alright?”

You nod and he walks in with you behind. His room is somewhat plain, but feels romantic in spite of that. The bed is draped in silky sheets and the lights are dim, ebbing and flowing like a candle. He walks you to the bed and sits you down. Sitting next to you, he brushes some hair away from your face with the back of his hand, which he then trails down your cheek.

“Oh darling,” He says. “You’re so gorgeous. How was I so lucky to wind up here with you?” It sounds absurd coming from the most beautiful man you’ve ever seen, but when you look into his eyes, they look so genuine and awe-struck, it’s hard to disbelieve him.

He pulls you into another kiss. You take the opportunity to finally get to touch his chest, feeling his beautiful body through his shirt. He does the same, running his hands up and down your body, soaking you in. You feel him tug at the bottom of your shirt so you lift your arms and let him. As it comes off, you blush, turning your eyes away. He tilts your head up and says, “There’s no need to be embarrassed sweetie. You look amazing.”

“You’re so sweet,” You say, pulling his shirt off. Your hands trembling in excitement, you run your fingers down his chest and stomach, feeling his flawless body and perfectly smooth skin for the first time. He gives you time to explore his body, sensing how badly you’ve wanted to touch him. As your fingers trace the faint lines of his abs, you feel a slight shudder out of him. Your finger wanders a little lower, playing with the button of his pants. You feel an intense tingling excitement between your legs as you reach down with your other hand to pop the button free. Your heart pounding, you pull the zipper down. He helps you remove his pants and underwear, revealing his cock. It’s already hard, twitching in excitement.

You reach down to grab it, looking up at him for approval. He smiles faintly, his eyes sparkling with anticipation. You stroke it gently. It’s warm, and incredibly hard already. You start to lean down, so he swings his legs up on the bed and lays down.

Now, between his legs, his cock in your hand, you bring your mouth down to it with a shuddering breath and, looking up at him, kiss the tip before circling it with your tongue. Finally, you envelop it with your lips and press down until his length fills your mouth completely.

His moans are so sweet and irresistible. His already soft and seductive voice further enhances the intense allure of his moans.

Sucking him in, you do your best not to gag, but as he gyrates his hips in pleasure, it’s hard not to when he presses the back of your throat. He puts a hand on your cheek, brushing some of the hair out of your face as he does. You look up at him and for a moment your eyes meet. He gives you a seductive look that only makes you want to keep going, but he taps your shoulder, signaling you to stop.

As you pop his cock out of your mouth, he sits up and pulls you into a kiss, wrapping his arms around you. Intense, clingy hands run all over your body as he begins to pull you down to lay with him. With a desire that feels deeply instinctual and nearly feral, the two of you roll around on the bed, giggling and kissing. He finally reaches for your pants, and undoing them, pulls them off.

His movements now are growing frantic and desperate as he flips you on your back and starts to kiss down your neck. Shuddering, anticipatory breaths pass his lips, as he moves down your body. Now onto your chest, he places sloppy, wet kisses around your nipple before wrapping his lips around it and sucking. With his other hand, he rubs the neglected other nipple, gently and playfully pinching it.

He moves on from your chest and down to your tummy, spending no small amount of time kissing each and every inch of you. As impatient as you can sense that he is, he cherishes your body, and every facet of it.

Eventually he does move to your legs, placing little teasing kisses all up and down them, watching with twisted pleasure as you writhe in impatience. "P-please…" you beg. "Please go down on me." You see him smirk from between your legs. "I can't take any more Asmo. Please." He smiles and grants your request, burying his head between your thighs with delight. You moan out as the overwhelming rush of all of that teasing comes crashing down on you at once.

He's incredible with his mouth, sending waves and waves of pleasure crashing over you, leaving you panting and clutching the sheets after mere seconds. His tongue and soft lips glide so smoothly across you as he devours you with animalistic desire. You can't help but shriek in pleasure.

When you can't take it anymore, you grab his hair and grind your hips onto his face. He looks up at you with delight, seeing you overtaken by the same lustful urges he feels. You barely have time to register that though before his tongue sends you over the edge and an intense orgasm crashes onto you as you writhe in violent convulsions. He’s sure to help you ride your orgasm as long as possible, with slow strokes that seem to align with the waves of pleasure.

"Oh my god Asmo that was amazing," you say as he climbs up on top of you.

He looks down on you with feral, desiderative eyes that burn into you. He wastes no time pressing his cock right against your entrance. He asks, "Are you ready?" And waits for you to nod before pressing into you. You both shudder and moan as he slowly pushes his hard cock inside of you.

"Oh my god you feel so good," you say, wrapping your arms around his neck. He pushes further in until the base of his cock sits firmly inside you. He starts to pull out, and with each thrust push in a little harder. It's not long before he's fucking you with his full strength, thrusting his hard length all the way into you every time as he moans your name.

You wrap your legs around his waist and subconsciously move your hips too, bringing them to his to make each thrust that much deeper and harder. He looks so beautiful holding himself over you, your faces so close to each other as your breathy moans fill the air. You clasp his face between your hands, then wrap them around his neck again. When that's not enough, you wrap them around his back and clutch tightly to him. Though you don't mean to, you dig your nails into his back, feeling some primal instinct take over.

Feeling him thrust against your walls repeatedly like this, you feel like you could cum any minute now. You keep rocking your hips as he fucks you until you feel the orgasm coming on. "I think I'm going to cum," you squeak out.

"Cum for me, darling," He says, thrusting even harder for you. As you cling to him and groan in his ear, he never stops fucking you, or even slows down.

"Fuuuuck," you mumble, losing coherence by the minute. He's showing no signs of getting tired and at your second orgasm already you're not sure how much more you can take. Thankfully you hear his moans growing higher in pitch.

It’s not long before he moans, "I'm gonna cum.”

"Please cum inside me," you beg. "Please I can't take it anymore. I need-"

He interrupts you with a kiss, as you clutch tighter to his torso. You feel him thrust more slowly and deliberately before stopping altogether. His cock begins to twitch and throb inside of you spilling out cum with each pulse. You moan loudly as you feel his cum filling you up and another orgasm washes over you in intense, primal waves.

As the two of you finish cumming, he climbs off of you and flops onto the bed, kissing you on the cheek. "That was amazing darling!" He says.

"Yeah," you reply, your vocabulary being hindered by the several orgasms you just endured. 

"Come on," he says. "Let's go shower and maybe we can do it again."

"I don't know if I can stand," You laugh.

"That's okay, darling," He says. "I'll help you."

[obey-moi]

I wanna imagine that the cards are a real thing in-universe. Like, the brothers, royals, Solomon and Thirteen all get put into a trading card game just because they’re all very popular individuals with their own fanbases Everyone’s card art is a little different from their actuall looks bc the actual people aren’t involved in the art production, so everone gets washboard abs and clear skin. It’d also be considered defamation of any of them are portrayed with a single blemish lol.

Of course Asmo collects ONLY his own cards and MC’s cards, even if some of them look off. “This one’s hair is too brunette but I love the SHINE they put in my lipgloss!” Or something silly like that. They go into a photo album binder where he gets other pieces of fanart.

Leviathan collects SO many card and knows the rules and decimates everyone at the games, but he absolutely refuses to collect his own cards. “Can you imagine if I played my own card as if I were actually cool? Like I had those powers, or l-looked as dashing a-as they portray me?? None of my cards would actually be good?? I’m JuSt An OtAkU??” Never plays the holographics of MC. Those get framed but never displayed. (MC finds them and they do the same to him since they both avoid their own cards. In fact they do a daily dropoff where if there’s an envelope under their door they can usually expect it to be the others’ cards.) He’s also a master of making different decks, like he has a deck for every sin, every person, etc. The Royals+Angels deck and the Envy deck are his favourite ones.

Mammon thrives on the Devildom TCG market. Rare cards go for a ton of Grimm! And also you wanna know why he keeps trying to sell pics of Lucifer, right? He knows one of the official card artists. “This was the outfit this card was based on, yeah? Here’s the followup of him rolling his sleeves and loosening his tie! And I bet you’re gonna love THIS one! Nobody can ever seem to get his angry smile just right until they see it in person, but this picture comes pretty close. Doesn’t it give you shivers? I can start at 1500 grimm. Also, could you tell whoever is making THESE cards to stop whitewashing the GREAT Mammon? Plzkthx :)”

Satan’s not much for card games unless a friend challenges him to a different, more classic game, like rummy or liar. But he does keep the trading cards he likes the most. Art is art, what can he say? They’re also perfect bookmarks. His fave is probably one of MC that captures them perfectly in his vision.

Lucifer thinks the whole TCG is just silly and doesn’t really participate in any of it........... But Priddy Boy’s gotta be ✨Perfect In Everything✨. The man has canonically been stated to be good a video games for the simple need to be good at everything, you think he wouldn’t study strategy and play like it’s chess or smth? That and in his Dad Wallet where he keeps pictures of his brothers (and MC), he keeps his favourite cards of them behind each respectful photo.

Beel doesn’t really collect or know how to play, but Beel has autographed many a card after fangol games, so he can at least understand it’s a collectible item. He tried learning from Leviathan how to play this one time, and it made sense to him for the most part. Card has Life Points, Attack Points, and Special Skills. Beat up opponents' cards and win. Not too different from most other card games. But there are complicated rules to it that he forgets or mixes up. He’d much rather use the cards like dolls and make them “talk” to each other.

Belphie also doesn’t play or collect, but he does enjoy getting his hands on the holographic cards. One day Levi was sent to look for Belphie to tell him it was dinner time. He found the youngest in the attic cutting up the cards into shapes and gluing them back-to-back, hanging them up like a mobile. Levi fainted backward down the stairs and refused to look at Belphie for two months straight.

Solomon really likes these cards! Like Satan he uses them as bookmarks, but specific Sin Colours and People get paired with certain books. Green Satan cards are used on cursed tomes or books about curses, blue Satan cards are used in art history books. Pink Asmo cards are left in Seduction Spell books, while yellow Asmo cards are for books about venoms from creatures. Etc. Makes categorization much easier!

Barbatos doesn’t collect, but he does know how to play. He referees for the Young Lord sometimes whenever Diavolo gets a chance to have fun.

Y’all know ya homeboy DIAVOLO is one of the biggest collectors! He and Levi are both DAUNTING on the “battlefield”, though Dia doesn’t take things so seriously like Levi does sometimes. He’s even commissioned actual paintings of himself and everyone so that those portraits can be made into cards. They’re the rarest ones, there only being one of each person out in the world. As much as Dia would have loved to keep those cards, he likes to watch the chaos of others scrambling desperately try to obtain an Ultra Rare Royal Painted Holographic. Besides, he still has the original paintings! (Also he likes to collect the DevilWendy’s kids meal toy versions of those “cards”, which are actually those plastic “gold” plated cards inside of “”””pokéballs””””. Adorable!)

Some Thirteen cards have special abilities based on real traps of hers. Some of Thirteen’s traps are based on some of the cards. She likes to tape some cards up like stickers to some of said traps as decorations. Or as part of the trap. She once tried to entice Solomon with a card, but Levi fell for it instead and nearly got impaled in a tiger trap she called “Super Duper Rare Double Dare #106”.

Mephistopheles says he doesn’t care about such childish playthings. But once the Diavolo released those Ultra Rare Royal Painted Holographic, and ‘Phisto got highest bidder on the Diavolo card, SUDDENLY he’s become Maximillion Pegasus and his signature deck is the Diavolo deck.

Luke isn’t really one to play, but he does like the art of some of them! He’ll put some in a scrapbook! It’s also another bookmark technique, where certain people’s cards get bookmarked on their favourite recipes. He got the idea from Solomon’s method of bookmarking.

Simeon also doesn’t play but mainly collects. Got a little hooked on it before Raphael moved in and the room was being used for Levi’s spare collection stuff. He was even given many of the Common ones for free (what Simeon did with common cards, Levi didn’t nearly care as much, and trusted him more with cards than he could trust Belphie with holo’s...). He’s collected all the Seven Lords themed ones. It’s a nice, low-key hobby, like stamp collecting. He donates the ones he doesn’t need to MC or Levi.

Raphael neither plays, collects, or knows anything about them really. But he does still have an annoying familiarity with them, thanks to Michael wanting him to buy several packs, nay, BOXES of packs. Michael needs to be the number one Lucifer Card collector. Bro misses his bro... ;(

[otakusheep15]

Hey, sorry if your requests are full, and don't bother if you don't want to do it. But, I have four autoimmune conditions, and I'm wondering if you can make the Obey Me brothers (and any others you want) react to them. I have arthritis, which, for me, means the cartilage between my joints swells, causing pain, especially when it rains, snows, etc. I also have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, which is hyper flexibility (that with my arthritis means my joints pop out of place a lot), and I have localized scleroderma which means "hardening of the skin" and anywhere I get hurt has a chance of becoming a scleroderma spot which is where my immune system attacks the muscle underneath it, causing silvery bruised areas that dent in and i scar super easily. I have one big one right over my shoulder blade. And finally I have multi-connective-tissue-disease which means I have symptoms of other autoimmune conditions, the most noticeable one if occasionally my lungs try to fill with fluid (not bad enough that I can't breath, but enough that my lungs feel half the size). I got all of these diagnoses between the ages of 10 and 14. If you want to only do one or two of these, it'll be fine, but I haven't been able to find anything remotely close to this in someone else's posts. I do have a high pain tolerance, so I can still do almost anything others can do (except the monkey bars 🥲), and I walk with a cane on bad days. Stress does make my conditions worse. (Also, Mammon and Levi are my faves, and I like Asmo less.) Thanks a lot if you decide to do this! 😊

Of course, I can absolutely do this! I'm not the most familiar with autoimmune conditions, so a lot of what I mention is coming from google research and outside sources. If anything sounds incorrect, please let me know so I can fix it!

Also, so that this can relate to as many people as possible, I'm going to try and keep the specifics vague. I hope that's alright!

So, first things first: the Devildom is not exactly the most accommodating for you. It's unfortunate but it's true. If you need anything specific, you need to let someone (like Lucifer, Barbatos, or Diavolo) know so that they can better help you during your stay. Otherwise, you'll pretty much be on your own.

The first couple of weeks are a struggle. As you're getting to know everyone, not many of them are willing to help you immediately. As you make pacts and form bonds, they're more willing to understand your condition(s) and help you out, but it takes a while.

Getting around the Devildom is probably your biggest struggle, especially if you use any sort of mobility aid, or if you're less physically capable. Everything was built with demons in mind, and demons are already more advanced than the average human, so you can imagine how someone with your condition(s) might fare.

Luckily, you have all of the Devildom's most powerful demons on your side, and they're more than happy to help you once you've made connections. If there's a long set of stairs you can't get up, Mammon or Beel will absolutely carry you. If you need to take a break and catch your breath, Levi and Belphie will stick with you so you don't feel lonely. If someone is making fun of you or bullying you, Asmo, Lucifer, and Satan are all ready to throw hands on your behalf.

You also (somewhat accidentally) help bring about a lot of change to the Devildom. Diavolo sees how often you struggle to get around, what with all of the demon-centric architecture, and decides that it needs to change, especially if he wants to better relations with humans. He makes a lot of areas more accessible to those with mobility aids, and he also makes sure to place more rest stops (such as benches) around places that didn't previously have many places to rest. He also introduces more education on autoimmunity into RAD so that more demons can know about all the different types of conditions a human can have.

If you're having a bad pain day, your favorite brother is by your side the entire time, tending to your every need. Since the request mentioned Levi and Mammon, I'll use them as examples.

Mammon is lowkey worrying over you if you're having a bad pain day, but he's doing his best. Most of his day is spent grabbing things around the house for you. He brings you water, cooks you food, and finds sources of entertainment for you. If you have any sort of ointments or creams applied to your skin, he's very gentle with you as he helps you. He's also good at massages if you think it'll help you. If you desperately need to go somewhere, he is picking you up and carrying you there himself.

Levi is surprisingly good at taking care of you. He originally wanted to keep you in his room, but he realized his bathtub might not be comfortable to you while you're in pain, so he stays in your room. He brings plenty of snacks and drinks, as well as games and anime to keep you entertained. Most of your time is spent cuddling in bed while watching comfort anime. He does worry about accidentally making your pain worse somehow, but he does his best.

Overall, having any sort of autoimmune condition will definitely be a struggle during your time in the Devildom, but it gets better as you spend time there. You have a great support system of demons ready at your beck and call, all more than willing to take care of you.

[airbendertendou]

what about 80 + Solomon for your event?? whatever vibe you want to go with (:

angsty-ish number 80 + mister solomon from obey me

“I’M SORRY I CAN’T SEE THAT YOU TRULY LOVE ME!”

your eyes narrow as you stare at the wizard before you. he smirks down to the ground, eyes empty and dark. "trust me," he says, "it's for the best."

you stay silent, face relaxing from its harsh pose and into something softer, more understanding. solomon clears his throat, eyes jumping away from you and to the wall beside you. "someone like asmo or mammon is more suited to you, i think. someone cute and sweet-"

"bullshit."

solomon blinks, eyes wide and taken aback as he finally looks at you. you pout, pointing a finger up at him. "i get to decide who i like. and i like you."

your words echo around the hallway, bouncing back to you. his cheeks turn pink as he forces his eyes away from you again. "name-"

"you can reject me," you speak over him. defiant and confident - truly, solomon was a goner before you even said one word to him. "that's fine. but, don't dismiss my feelings for you. that hurts even worse."

solomon softens, "my apologies. i'll think it over, okay?"

you nod, "fine with me. see you."

with a sigh, solomon leans his back against the wall near him. pinkend and heated cheeks are hidden by his hands. he lets out a small groan - a goner, indeed.

——♡—— choosing jus one lyric for this one was so hard... love writing my fave wizard boy though

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[twice-in-a-blue-moon]

Last month I had my tubes removed for permanent birth control, how do you think the brothers and dateables would react to knowing there’s now no need for any protection? (Ps I love your writing)

The Brothers and Dateables Finding Out You Had Your Tubes Removed

Brothers and Dateables (separately) x GN! reader

AN: Hi! I hope you are healing well if you aren't already healed. Thanks for requesting and I hope you enjoy! :)

Warnings: fem bodied reader but no pronouns are used otherwise, smut, creampies, overstimulation, a little bit of possession, a little bit of dumbification, begging, size kink if you squint, oral, multiple orgasms, teasing.

Minors DNI!

Lucifer

He’s mildly surprised but he’s not complaining.

He’s quite proud that you made a decision that’s best for you, he’s more than happy that you’re happy and comfortable in your body.

Lucifer’s always played it safe and used protection, and if you both decided to go without, he always made sure to pull out early so that there was little chance of anything happening.

So now that there is no risk of having any offspring, Lucifer will revel in the thought of cumming inside you. 

You’ll find yourself having more office sex with him, now that he doesn’t have to worry about keeping contraceptives outside of the bedroom. 

The rattles of the desk doors harmonizing nicely with your moans as he fills you up.

Mammon

“You had yer tubes removed? What kinda tubes were they? You didn’t mean water pipes did ya?”

Mammon’s not dumb, just didn’t understand what you meant at first. But after you explain, his eyes go wide.

He’s definitely excited about this new development in your sex lives, already thinking about the many ways he can cum in you.

He’s pretty possessive, so he’s been dreaming of claiming you with his cum.

No surface in his room will go untouched by the two of you the next time you have sex. The bed, the car, the pool table, you name it. 

He’ll end up overstimulating the two of you wanting to cum inside you over and over again.

Leviathan

Very relieved as he’s always been nervous of getting you pregnant, he’s not really the fatherly type. 

Levi wants to center his attention solely on his otaku lifestyle and you, he can’t exactly worship his faves (yes, you’re one of his faves <3) if he’s got a baby in his lap.

He’s watched a lot of hentai that includes creampies, he’s always wanted to try it and now here’s his chance! As long as you are okay with it obviously :)

Once he feels your soft walls around him without protection, it’s over for him. 

He’ll get pussy drunk feeling you release on his cock, and when he pulls out, he feels himself stiffen seeing his cum leak out of you, asking shyly if he can go again. It’s a vicious cycle that neither one of you care to break. 

Satan

The first thing Satan does is make sure you are healed or are healing properly. He’s come across this topic in some of his reads, so he wants to make sure you are taking care of yourself.

Much like Lucifer, Satan’s always been incredibly safe, he really doesn’t want a tinier ball of wrath wreaking havoc around the house.

So once you are healed, the long nights of true, unbarriered, skin-to-skin pleasure begin.

He basks in the warm feeling of you around him, adoring the way you mewl for him to fill you up, on the brink of bliss yourself.

He’ll kiss you passionately as he finishes inside you, like the true, love making gentleman he is. 

Asmodeus

Asmo knew that you weren’t interested in having children, so he’d been incredibly vigilant in making sure that nothing of the sort happens, especially with how often you two have sex.

He’s thrilled to hear the news, knowing it’ll make you happier. Not only that, but he’s excited to feel all of you properly now- without protection or the looming threat of conception as he takes you raw. 

He wants you to feel every unadulterated ridge and vein, and he wants to feel the soft, velvety clench of your walls around him.

Since this is the first time (of many) that he’ll be cumming inside you, he wants to take his time- there’s no rush.

It’s deep and slow, tender and loving as he thrusts his release deep inside you, feeling the way your own high gushes around his dick.

Beelzebub

I don’t think Beel would be incredibly reactionary either way, but he’s certainly supportive of your decision.

He’s another one that has taken many precautions as he knew how you felt about having kids.

He won’t rush into cumming inside you right away. It’s not that he doesn’t want to, he just doesn’t want to cross any boundaries. 

But once you reassure him that it’s okay, he’ll give you everything he’s got, watching your lower tummy bulge as he pushes his thick cock deep as he fills you up.

And once he pulls out, he’ll begin to lap up your combined juices, loving the way your tastes mix nicely and the way you squirm overstimulated. 

Belphegor

This man is also relieved that you got your tubes removed. Does not want to be a dad, he’s too tired to take care of something that small.

He’ll rest with you as you recover from your procedure.

After you’ve healed, he’ll pull you into his lap and ask you to ride him. 

You feel so good and warm around him, and he’ll never tire of watching you bounce yourself on his cock.

After you’ve both reached your orgasms you’ll lift off of him, his cum dripping out of you, down his shaft. The mere sight rousing him more. 

Diavolo

He’s very happy for you! Though he is a tad bit bummed that he won’t be able to make a family with you, but there’s plenty of other options to having children, and he’s happy that you did what’s best for you.

This man adores you, he’s wanted to cum inside you for so long, wanted to give you all of him.

The next time the two of you are intimate, expect Diavolo to prepare such a romantic setting.

Rose petals on the bed, chilled wine on the table, soft lighting, and sensual music playing in the background. 

He’ll bring you to orgasm multiple times as he fucks you the way you like, painting your walls white as he does.

Barbatos

This man does not have the time for children, so he’s glad you made the decision to get your tubes removed. 

He’ll take care of you as you heal, you couldn’t ask for better love and treatment.

Barb’s pretty indifferent to finishing inside you, but he’ll do so if you ask him too.

He’s content with just having an intimate moment with you, enjoying having you so close to him after a long day.

But he’ll make sure you enjoyed the experience after finishing inside. He’ll try to move so that he can clean you up, but finds it hard to leave as you pulsate deliciously around him. 

Simeon

He’s so supportive of you. And don’t worry, there’s no need for children when you have Luke!

He’s never really given thought to releasing inside of you though, he’s just enjoyed your love making sessions with a barrier between you, being so close and becoming one like that was enough.

When you tell him you want him to go without, he’s a combination of excited and nervous. Excited to give you all he is, nervous that it’ll end up an awkward experience.

He builds both of you up to incredible highs through his tantric form of sex.

It’s heavenly, to truly feel each other is wonderful. The way you take his seed and the way you feel as you release is unforgettable. 

Solomon

He’s pleased that you made this decision, your comfort is important to him. 

And as much as he would like to start a family with you, he can’t bear the thought of watching his own flesh and blood die before him. So it’s for the best.

But as soon as you tell him, he’s already thinking devious. He wants to watch you take his cock as he fills you up. 

And he makes good on those fantasies, listening to you beg and squeal for him to cum inside you. It strokes his little ego.

He’ll give you what you want after teasing you, struggling to keep his usual composure with the way you milk him for all he’s worth. 

[edith-is-a-cat]

the silly which one of my faves could i pull BUT ITS

[vampirevatican]

Scrap the last one bestie!

The brothers with a black gf black n wash day, hair redone day, and styles they like on her!!

Enjoy so self indulgent content 😘

omg tytytyty so much!! since it's self indulgent, ima write (w/ my hair, 3b - 4a, and self in mind) my faves and what comes to mind uwu

Wash day, Styling and Fave Style

The ones who help w/ the process:

Satan goes the whole nine yards. Conditioning, rinsing, detangling, shampoo, rinse, and style. If braids, ofc blow dry then style but if not? Then he does everything to keep her curls intact. Usually sections the hair so it's easier on her. On days where he's pissed but it's also wash day, it soothes him. Seeing her smile as he shampoos her hair, the fact she trusts him with her hair. You know this demon did research, like heavy research.

Beel would help with the detangle but feels bad seeing her wince when he has to brush it out, so he helps with washing and lets her detangle but always reminds her to section it off so it's easier. Also helps with styling but there are quite a few snack breaks where she ends up doing it herself for a bit before he gets back to it. Belphie is usually there, seemingly knocked out, and will say something out of the blue like. "If you keep it sectioned off then it's easier." or "Beel she's fine, the braids are supposed to be tight." If im thinking black-hispanic twins? then they've got her set, no research needed. though Beel is still Beel, so Belphie does the detangling instead.

Levi would be able to help with a lace front and you can't tell me otherwise. It's the cosplay. I know this demon don't play when it comes to cosplay. Now if we're talking blasian levi, i feel like he could do the whole process w/o research but would have to slip into a hairstylist persona. Same goes for Levi as is, but once he does, seeing you trust him is enough to put his confidence through the rough. "Me? Really? You want a filthy, loser, shut-in, otaku like me to do your hair?" trust me he's good at it, would need to do some research to figure out styles and how but he's p good.

Asmo would do it no questions asked and fully eager too. Already has a list of styles ready, just needs you to pick though he definitely has his favorite.

The ones who give support:

Mammon is my silly mfer. my goofy ahh nigga. so he's here to keep her sane through the process, to keep her from doing the 'i remember you was conflicted' kendrick scream. ESPECIALLY when it's any hairstyle that has many parts/sections, like (god forbid) micro braids. Oh yes and although he is my black man, i like to think he only knows how to do his hair. Gotta keep up the appearance, after all his face card makes dollars so he doesn't have to make sense/cents. You'd let him comb through, detangle, your shit once and he immediately puts the brush down when you shout about the ouch because he fucked up the order.

Lucifer would literally pay someone to get it done for her and if they ever fucked up the process? May Lord Diavolo help the poor lesser demon, or human. Honestly I feel like he'd make a big deal out of it and even travel to the human world with her, especially if it made her more comfortable.

Belphie could do her hair... he just doesn't want to. He loves to touch whenever it's just out and mutter about how soft it is when it's washed then dried, but he is not dealing with that mass of hair. Hell even if im talking black-hispanic belphie?? he still wouldn't. He has Asmo do his hair for him, and as sloth why tf would he? So his purpose is to say something to encourage and reassure Beel, pull her out of dreams when Beel needs a break from styling or hold conversation with her to keep her awake while doing hair.

Their favorite hairstyles... and why! ☝🏾🤓:

Asmo loves french curl braids. They're very pretty, long, come in many colors and combinations, the curl!!! like, come on now. Versatile too because of how long it is, there's multiple ways to put it up and wear it. A second favorite is box braids but curling the ends when sealing them. Because it's just as pretty and versatile but sometimes shorter than the french curls.

Mammon likes loves fulani braids, bantu knots, jaded braids, triangle box braids, knot less braids, yarn braids and whenever she styles her fro into a shape. He love, love, love, loves seeing you being expressive with your hair. Second to that is whenever she wears a style that matches his. (yes actual black hairstyles, yes im talking about fan art.)

Beel doesn't have much of an opinion, she looks pretty no matter what in his eyes. However there are styles he thinks are cool or add to her cuteness like: afro, bantu knots, jaded braids, bubble braids, goddess braids

Belphie also doesn't have a preference, protective style or just out he loves it... BUT he likes it when it's easier for her to put a bonnet on or just lay down so he's biased to: twists, braids, faux locs, and box braids

Levi likes twists of all kinds and snake braids, or as i like to call it zig zag cornrows. He also likes whenever you just wear a wig/weave/sew-in because he has a hand in making it look like your actual hair, again cosplay lace front skills to the rescue. But also because he enjoys the ease of taking it off, depending on installment, and switching it out. Loves you being able to cosplay at the drop of a hat or embodying his favorite visual novel girls. "She gon' be black today." her and blasian levi say in unison.

Satan loves anything that shows off her natural hair. Not like adding hair ruins it for him, he loves her in any style but adores seeing it with little manipulation. With that said, afro or poof(s). Find it endearing and thinks she's adorable whenever she fashions the fro or twin poofs into cat ears. He also loves it when she does that with her box braids but just adores the floof.

Lucifer wouldn't say he has a preference but it's just known he loves elegance so: goddess braids, box braids with curls, french curl braids, micro braids, sew-in, lemonade braids, and nubian twists. Because he's pride, he loves to show her off and regardless of the style? whenever he decides to take her out and show her off he's gonna make sure she looks stunning.