#BARBATOS

[zoropookie]

CUPID IS SO DUMB! ♡

FOR SOME REASON, your crush venti keeps trying to get you with your best friend. now usually, you'd be pretty suspicious of people's intentions when they do that, i mean, you're suspicious of anyone who questions your credibility as a real cowboy too. but you've already been through the "scarayn" allegations all throughout your life, even by kuni's own mom, and you would rather deepthroat a coconut than hold hands with him. things get a little complicated when you find out that your crush is your cupid for another guy in every universe...time to start shoving that coconut in, i guess.

cupid!venti x gn!reader

genre: smau, forbidden lovers?, reader is so complicated it's kind of funny, comedy, romance, everyone is confused and so am i, some drama and angst

warnings: lots of swearing, crude jokes, kys/kms jokes, death threats, a lot of things that are spelled wrong, alcohol, some toxicity but it gets shut down immediately, reader is kind of embarrassing but not in a bad way just in a really cringe way, irl photos to visualize scenarios but there's none of reader

status: starts after sweet melody ends.

a/n: cricket sounds... um, heyyy!! this is really weird right? right. i had no idea i'd even live to see the third smau on this platform, but here i am once again! i don't expect this one to be quick at all. clearly i have a lot to explain from the last two. enjoy, if you're into this! bright side is, everyone lives in this one. written parts are marked with (💘).

[radarchives]

[devildom-doll]

Manga Barbatos being aware that Obey Me was a game all along is such a huge Monika moment, I’m just waiting for the day he breaks the forth wall in game and it gets all Doki Doki Literature Club and it makes sense cuz demons and stuff so it could be genuinely scary. aaaaaaaa ✨✨😭

[synne-ful]

Full censored image below🔞

I haven't drawn them in awhile ahhh 🤧🤧💕 I really had to get this out of my system before I get busy again LOL anyway here is the full version if you wanna peel off that pesky sticker (￣y▽,￣)╭

[ask-barbatos]

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Oya? Are we doing science now?

[1caru]

what if venti combined his wisp and human forms

[qiinamii]

five guardian yakshas vs one huge rat

bonus:

huge rat:

[5mary5]

SIRRRRRR

SIRSS??? WHAT THE FUCK??

SIMEON WEARING GLASSES WITH HIS BACK EXPOSED AND ARCHED???? IM MELTING??? THE SHOWER PICS??? WHATS GOING ON SOLMARE

[rissaito]

“don’t cry, my child”

i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…

[shootingstarrfish]

shoutout to that one post about barbatos casually adopting powerful beings i couldnt stop thinking about it

[the-commonplace-book]

woosh woosh anemo babyyyyy

[boxbusiness]

o3o

[maniaredgrave]

10082024

😭😭😂

I had to… again

[celestialrealms]

okay but let's not pretend he didn't eat this up

[enbyobeyme]

I think about this a lot... Solomon you menace...

Also not asmo having nothing with his brothers

[cheescheesy]

anatomy studies with genshin short men (my beloveds)