@okenskeld asked:
“ you can’t be stupid like this. ”
giant bee's, the scent of fresh honey was rich in the air around them as bilbo found his way through biorn's garden. yes there had been orcs around the farmland, but the hobbit had heard from the wizard that they wouldn't dare trek their way through in fear of their host. so of course bilbo had figured that since that was the case, that journeying around the small fields couldn't be of any harm.
seems though he was wrong as he got a talking to by the leader of the company, to which the hobbit stuffed the acorn that he had found in his pocket the moment he heard thorin speak.
"you needn't worry, i wasn't going to be gone for long," he answered, trying not to make thorin too upset at the fact that he ventured from the group. "i just wanted to look at what biorn had growing, maybe pick up a few inspirations for my own garden back home."
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@somerandomdudelmao this panel wouldn’t leave me alone and I just had to draw it!
(Original panel belongs to the amazing @somerandomdudelmao dude and the comic that has a vice grip on my life)
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Does Serial Killer Pomni actually have feelings for Ragatha? What’s her thoughts on the thirsty ragdoll?
i canr really exolain it so here is a picture of their dynamic in my head ...
serial killer pokni has that "god shes so weird i HAVE to threaten her with my bare hands and also fuck her" .. its bsdically muyual just in thwir own fucked uo way ! super romantic
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someone should reupload all those “ned loving his wife” compilation videos and rename them “things that aged poorly”
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every so often I go a bit insane over the tragedy of Henry Blake. like. they're in this place broadly agreed not only to be hell on earth, but actually worse than hell, and he gets to go home. nobody gets to go home. the goal post is always moving, and the only way to be shipped back is in a cast, minimum. and Henry gets sent home, to his wife, to his kids. everyone is so pleased for him, so pleased, because if anybody deserves this it's Henry.
and then he dies during the trip. the war refuses to let him leave, so he gets shot down over the sea of japan, and he never makes it home.
what gets me about this is the fact that to my recollection, nobody from the 4077th (save for the woman who died in the minefield and brave, brave tuttle) dies. they all survive the war, they all make it home, bruised and a little bit broken, but there. and if Henry hadn't got that 'lucky break', if he hadn't been sent back home, then he probably would've got there.
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everyone look at my fucking wives again
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absolutely obsessed with the idea of timbern being super secretive over bear's time in the cult.
on one hand, bear is wildly insecure of his scars from the cult. cause it's not like he fucking got them saving the city or helping someone, he was just stupid enough to get sucked into a cult. (a voice in the back of his head that sounds a lot like his therapist and tim tell him that kids are supposed to be stupid and that his time in the cult is more a reflection of the adults in his life than his own choices) anyway his back and legs are like a mess of scarring and normally he'd just tattoo over them but scars have to be a certain age before they're tattooable. so he now just covers them up.
on the other hand, tim is insanely protective over bear's traumas. like if he got any more protective he'd be like certified deranged. so he just straight up dodges or lies about bear's backstory. anyway all this to say, they're hanging out in the pool at the manor and nobody but them ws supposed to be home. so bear thinks it's safe to take off his shirt. they're both having fun until someone says behind bear, "dude... what happened to your back?" cue tim lunging at them like a rabid dog and bear struggling to hold tim back going "tim, tim, what the fuck, what the fuck????"
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feeling particularly insane about this today
HE WANTED TO KISS HIM SO BAD
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twt user migration feels like I’m standing in the doorway with a smile on my face saying “welcome to my house” and upon stepping closer you hear what sounds like hundreds of people screaming incoherently. in a /pos way
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GET YOU SOMEONE WHO WOULD BREAK THE SOUND BARRIER THREE TIMES IN A FEW SECONDS FOR YOU.
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