#BRO SHUT UP

[ddeck]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Out Foxed

by Rob Valois, 2008

[sunrizef1]

*Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

[alluralater]

thick rant incoming

“i’m not gonna share my age on tumblr but i’m an adult” okay but you’ll share all of your interests and random details about your life and where you live and your pronouns and basically everything and anything else that can be used to identify you?? get fuckin REAL. don’t interact with my blog and then act as though you deserve more than the effort it takes for me to block you. listing your age as an adult helps keep minors OUT of adult nsfw spaces. there is no secret access, there is no private back room for you because you think you can skirt the line. fuck off. if you’re so afraid of being identified online that you refuse to adhere to the conditions laid out by nsfw content creators, then stop interacting in adult nsfw spaces. you don’t get an all access pass on the basis of “im protecting myself”

if i can find out your identity from your age listed online then you are somehow giving away WAY too much info about yourself. even if i had your entire name and your age, i still would have a very hard time locating you. the fuck. you’re not protecting yourself, you’re shielding yourself from accountability in online spaces. “how do you know people aren’t lying” how do YOU know the creators you consume nsfw content from aren’t actually minors?? it’s this thing called ‘not everyone in the world is out to get you and this isn’t dateline.’ keep your wits about you and shut the fuck up oh my god.

you can’t consume adult nsfw content while also refusing to listen to the creators and ALSO get mad at them for expecting something reasonable from you. and listen, if people are lying, the fuck does that have to do with me?? it’s not my fault if someone decides to lie to gain access to my blog. morally and/or legally i would not be at fault. i’m also not out here shooting dms back and forth with tons of people that i don’t trust— are YOU? not everything is omegle. if you’re an adult, stop treating yourself like a vulnerable minor and start acting like you can withstand a crumb of responsibility. you are accountable for your actions and how you carry yourself in the spaces you inhabit. this is an adult ONLY space. either put your age in your bio or fuck off. what have you invested that you feel so entitled to be here?? nothing. not a damn thing. i block people like you ON SIGHT because you’re weird as fuck. anyways

[wolf-m4sc]

[dubiouslycanon]

More DirkJake cannibalism please. More DirkJake violence please. More ultDirkJake please. More freaky DirkJake please. More DirkJake please.

[ash-and-starlight]

cosmo & wanda please make my ai enthusiast coworkers explode

[blessed-bruises]

blocking anyone with "delulu" in their url

[thehappyvet]

Jeremy Clarkson: My VeT bIlL cAmE tO hOw MuCh?!?!?!

Jeremy Clarkson: *spends thousands and thousands of pounds on every possible component of his farming system, including random gadgets, hovercrafts, and a Lamborghini tractor*

[cold--carnage]

loud meowing from the backrooms

[coffeekaspbrak]

why are tiktok queers so obsessed with policing identity i have seen like 5 posts today about who can and cannot call themselves a lesbian… just let people live bro

[teknikolor-walters]

let's kill that stupid rabbit

[person4924]

my dad calling my anxiety a “situation”

[highlifeboat]

Karl really just tells you his life story like you asked huh.

[dubiouslycanon]

JIRK is better then DirkJake

Okay so I’m running a 103 degree fever and have covid, I can’t move or even really type. But as I lay lamenting I was struck by how fucking awful and uncreative DirkJake is as a ship name.

In Homestuck we have fucking banger ship names like Rosemary, cottoncandy, and even fucking random ass ones like pufferfish. And yet we supporters of one of the most popular HS ship are stuck with on of the most god awful boring first name combos?? DirkJake was the best we could come up with??? I won’t let that stand.

I’m Just SAYING that JIRK pronounced like Jerk is funny as hell and sort of fits their dynamic. There is no way this hasn’t been a thing before and I don’t get why it hasn’t caught on because it’s so much funnier than DirkJake. And JIRK also opens up DAKE to be a valid DirkJake substitute and that’s arguably even funnier than JIRK.

Okay I need to go take some NyQuil. I may come back later to either add to this and add to why I’m right and a genius, or to publicly denounce my association with JIRK. 50/50 shot.

Thank you @thedanceofthorns you’re a real day 1 JIRKer. You’re a true Dake.

[lithopsy]

seeing your (now former lmao) mutual reblog a bad take only to realize that THEYRE THE ONE THAT ADDED THE BAD TAKE TO THE POST

[ughgoaway]

I'm gonna tryyyy and get one more smutty blurb done tonight and then do the other few tomorrow!!! thank you all so much for the requests, I adore every one of you endlessly <333

edit; I lied. the sleepiness has got to me yall. MORE BLURBS TOMORROWWWW