#BUT LITERALLLLLLLLY

[boxwinebaddie]

house in nebraska by ethel cain reminds me so much of rm kyle you should really listen if you never have its so beautiful

okay, okay, OKAY! so i just listened to it and oh my god....i have Chills. that is like...the exact vibe of rm, i am shaking in my boots, ommmg!!!

i know i make a lot of jokes about it being a 'I Got Sold To One Direction' cringe y/n wattpad fanfiction, but i think ( other than the writing i hope ), the thing that keeps it from being purely that is the eeire, uncomfortable, gritty noire mystery vibe of rm? that takes what would just be a racy rockstar romcom type fanfiction and almost makes it more of a horror, mystery psychological darkcom romance? if that makes sense...salkdhslda

ok the rest of this is under the cut because i got really insane about jersey kyle's characteration so if you want that you can hang out under the cut, if not...you are free, fly away, birdie, be free! hdlksa

i was actually talking to rile pile earlier ( hi riley :* ) about how much i love rm!jersey kyle because he's kyle...but Haunted. like a really fucked, grown up, twisted, version of kyle which i love tbh.

and whereas y/ns are imfamous for being really annoying ( and jersey is really annoying ) i think that the reason main characters often suck is because they are...too perfect or mary sues or whatever...and jersey is just...sooooo flawed. hes like a total fucking basket case. he’s my favorite sarcastic neurotic boy narrator omg.

i really just like his whole dark academic sinister poised ethereally beautiful ice prince stature, like the fact that hes so polished outside bc hes so unpolished inside, that he acts detached and evil, but like...takes curb inside everyday, raised ike, takes care of all his friends, wears stans jacket everywhere, still loves him.

like rm jersey, on the outside is like a type a fucking villian, and he's actually a sentimental sensitive really broken person....? and i love him? also just the fact that people treat him like hes fucking insane and he thinks hes insane bc everyone tells him hes insane when hes right??? like stan is fucking alive???? and everyones like here take ur 16 medications and go night-night kyle its all better now :) AAAA

but yeah...that song is so :((((( its so kyle under the mapletree, getting drunk, writing his daily letter to stan, wishing he was kissing him instead of missing him...i fucking hate my life.

i mentioned it in rm5 a little in the ike conversation, but everyone gets to go home for spring/winter/summer break, holidays, etc. but marj and kyle always, always, ALWAYS have to stay behind because marjs parents disowned her like, like she either reverts to her deadname and complies or she is dead to them.

and kyle just...he seriously like has a psychotic break every time he's back in south park because it retraumatizes him about stans death. plus everyone refuses to talk about stan and if they do he gets deadnamed AAAA. all kyles family members have to tiptoe around his mental illness and treat him like hes gonna blow a fuse and are like so is the treatement working are you taking your meds, or its gerald mad at him for not being Normal and embarrassing them AAAA

also his Phantom There's Stan! Disorder or ptsd gets so so sooooo bad when hes home and he sees stan fucking Everywhere...like…okay…oooooof ooof story time!

so the very last time he was home for hannukah a super long time ago in south park...it was like 2/3am or something and he SWORE he saw stan outside and it was fucking snowing and he was in his pajamas no shoes on like freezing to death walking around in the snow fucking shouting his name like a crazy person, walking towards the woods and like got like hypofuckingthermia and had to be hospitalized both physically and i think mentally for a second!

so that's why kyle doesn't go home to his 'house in nebraska' which actually...i think is Stan's old house tbh. the one that was next door to kyles...like that was Their place. stans room was their safe place.

okay last flashback thing but uh, the reason that they had to move away from south park was because i think when kyle turned thirteen they came back from a summer vacation and a new family moved in next door to the broflovskis & kyle had a hallucination episode and

i think either got into the house through stans old window or like punches his hand through the front door window, idk either way he was like covered in fucking blood like his wrist was fucked up and he was in the new little boys room and ofc it was not stan, all the furniture was different and kyle was just like brandishing this long ass shard of glass or a kitchen knife from inside the house and was like WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEST FRIENDS HOUSE WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!! like holding this poor little kid hostage it was SOOOOO BAD

the police came, i think kyle had to do a juvie moment ( i think thats when kyle became scary ass kyley b kyle and his accent was hella thick and he was like dislocating arms and shit...it does come out when hes angry...whew! ) and the broflovskis had to move to new jersey bc kyle was way too unstable to be in sp...

also the particular thing that was happening when he was getting dragged off by the police was that he was hysterical and sobbing and crying because he was screaming, throat raw like ma! ma! they got rid of his bed frame! they got rid of stans bedframe! thE BEDFRAME IS DIFFERENT MA WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT??!?! getting put into the gd police car and shes like sweetie shh i know i know i know... :’(

BECAUSE IT WAS THE SM + KB BEDFRAME IT WAS THEIR MARK ON SOUTH PARK THEIR EVIDENCE THAT THEY WERE SBFS...i want to d*e im so...RM MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL OMG.

but yeah no everyone thinks kyle is crazy ( and i mean...he is Not Well ) but even tho he seems like vicious he is actually the softest most vulnerable and romantic character in rem(ember) because hes the only one who never gave up on love/stan, sits and waits for him, writes to him and is convinced hes not gone

because what he tells his therapist is that he would Know if stan was gone? like theyre so fkn psychically linked that he would feel stans light go off...and he didnt...he can still fucking feel him EVERYWHERE and AAAAAAAAAAAAA everyones like UR CRAZY BUT HES FUCKING NOT YOU GUYS MAN!!!

they are very who dies and who destroys the city in grief omg

but yes....when everything comes together...its going to be A Lot and im really excited for the next couple of chapters because shit gets so serious in rm i'm soooooooooooo excited!

thank you for coming to my crazy ted talk i'm so sorry i'm so passionate about my stupid ass fanfiction with all the crazy insane girl canon divergent lore ( but i'm glad you guys like it too :') )

-insane conspiracy theorist uncle nina in the tinfoil hat

[ufonaut]

A while back I commissioned Ron Wagner (the incredible artist behind The Book of Fate 1997!) for a headshot for Jared Stevens/Fate and he just sent this utterly gorgeous scan! I can’t wait to see it in person!!!

[dollsuguru]

HAHAHAHAHHA ME N YOU AND REM HAVING MELTDOWNS OVER SUGURU IN LINGERIE<3333333 ALSO SUGU IN HEELS?????? YOUR MIND🤯🤯🤯🤯 I NEED HIM SO BADLY I NEED HIM LIKE AIR LIKE WATER - @teddybeartoji

NO LIKE MICKEY I LITERALLLLLLLLY HAVE THOUGHT ABT THIS INSTANCE SO MANY TIMES AND REM PUTTING IT ON THE DASH??? HER MIND………… listen. suguru is sooooo sexy and SO comfortable in his sexuality and he KNOWS he looks stunning in everything so he just wears skirts and crop tops and dresses bc who’s gonna tell him not to??? he knows he’s eating everybody up… (need to fight him actually bc why are you outshining me rn… 🤨)

BUT HIM IN LINGERIE??? A SATIN ROBE??? HEELS??? him stepping on me??? yeah i’d moan loud as hell… edit: imagine him in latex w a riding crop……. Lord Have Mercy

[kryptonitejelly]

I was going to make this a drabble (I still might Idk) but Flyboy thoughts that I could not get out of my head (someone entertain me pleaseee) - future Flyboy

Imagine the day your oldest daughter, who is now 17, has her first proper heartbreak.

Your kids have never kept their crushes / relationships secret from you and Jake; because I mean - how could they? Just look at the way you two behave - and how he acts around you even after so many years. Relationships / love / etc - it has all been such a norm in your household as far as your kids could remember.

Your oldest comes home sobbing, before Jake gets home (I imagine this time he would be a Captain / one star Admiral, counting the years and on a quick google search, maybe flying less - but still flying every chance he gets, because he is Jake), and you don’t see her but you follow the sobs up to her room.

You knock and enter when you hear a sniffly “come in”.

“He broke up with me,” she wails, and collapses in your arms as you settle on her bed beside her, cooing softly into her hair and rubbing her back.

It hurts for you to see her like this - but as you well know, heartbreak is a part of growing up.

“What happened?”

“He said he didn’t like me that way anymore. And that he felt different now,” she sobs, and you sigh internally while stroking her hair; you couldn’t be entirely surprised that a 17 year old boy was fickle.

You know Jake is going to be p i s s e d when he gets home, because that is his baby girl.

You hear the doorbell ring and you are slightly puzzled.

“Caleb,” you daughter mumbles between sniffles.

“Should I let him in?” You ask, Caleb was her best friend - both of them had been inseparable since young.

“I’ll go,” she says, and you nod, squeezing her one last time before she crawls out of your arms. She goes down the stairs and you follow a few steps behind, giving you enough distance but a good view of her pulling open the door to a worried face and eyes which said everything you needed to know.

“I’ll kill him,” is what Caleb greets her with and she throws herself into his arms which are already open, her sobbing starting up again. Caleb almost doesn’t notice you, but he does - because he is a good boy, and smiles and manages to say “hi Mrs Seresin” as you descend the rest of the stairs and flit past them, giving them their privacy.

They end up settling into the living room, you can hear their murmurs from your home office which is tucked in a corner at the back of the house. You text Jake, a short summary of the situation.

When Jake gets home he enters from the back of the house to avoid them, making a beeline for your office instead,

“Hi,” he greets you first in the same way he always has after coming home from work, despite the number of years and children now between you both - it doesn’t change - a soft, lingering kiss on the lips, his hand stroking the side of your jaw.

And then he goes into asking as he settles himself on the edge of your desk.

“Fucking assclown, never liked that guy,” he growls, and you cover his balled up fist with your hand. “I’ll kill him.”

It makes you chuckle, “that is exactly what Caleb said,”

“Now that kid, I like,” Jake shrugs. “Why can’t she just date him instead?”

You both decide to go check on them. Jake is about to enter the threshold of the living room, but you pull him to a stop, as you both see your daughter and Caleb sitting on the sofa, his arm around her, her head on his shoulder, drooping lightly - a sure sign that she has fallen asleep from all the crying and exhaustion. You both see Caleb turn his head to look down at her - and that look in his eyes. He wants to kiss her, and you see him think about it for a good ten seconds, before he opts for smoothing a hand across her hair.

You tug Jake away and back into your office where you both exchange a look. The sight, look, emotions - all too familiar - because that was literalllllllly you and Jake.

“Well, she might still end up dating him,” you can’t help but laugh softly.

“Maybe years later?” Jake supplies, as he reaches out to tug you towards him.

“Maybe,” you let him tug you towards him and loop your hands around his neck, fingers fiddling with the back collar of his khakis, “hopefully they won’t spend years missing each other.”

“Hopefully sooner,” Jake would relax into your touch, hands squeezing your sides. “I can confirm waiting for years for the best friend you have been so head over heels in love with is tough.”

“Right back at you Seresin.”

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[azsazz]

MM Chapter 8 was fantastic. Both of the idiots just staring at each other, not knowing why they feel such annoyance to each other. Also love the decision to make Cassian a sculptor.

ugh literalllllllly i love them so much tho this is one of my favorite fics ever if that wasn't clear.

oh yes, daddy cass needs to get his hands dirty...imagine the potential for his version 👀💙😫

[newlyy]

making fun of “cis” is the way that boring straight people get to feel special and oppressed because they didn’t get to be a part of gay people’s fun straight hating jokes

Literalllllllly. In what world is being perceived as part of the supposed oppressor class a bad thing for you? But the most important thing to them is getting recognized as unique and special. It’s so pathetic.

[taylorswiftstylequestions]

with all due respect to the vibeyness of the lavender haze music video my biggest takeaway is "taylor PLS no more content with ur feet front and center we've had enough!!!!!!"

No LITERALLLLLLLLY

[ihatebnha]

we were truly robbed when we couldn’t see bakugou’s dorm room, i wanna see what it would look like :/

LITERALLLLLLLLY, i know horikoshi described it as like... "modern style," but what does that REALLY MEAN???

is our boy living like a 35 year old Scandinavian minimalist bachelor, or does he have at least a few posters up? a couple plants? A CANDLE???

honestly, i will always be mad he was put on par with mineta when it came to significance of room decor :(((

[emerson-hope]

trying to coordinate flights with my dad & brother is literalllllllly herding cats i am herding CATS

[loviely]

when ur pretty enough to fuck but not pretty enough to date.....! ooooooh!! that shit be hitting different!!!!!!!!

[dollsuguru]

HEEEEEELL YEAAAAAAAH BAKER SUKUNA !!!!

I JUST KNOW HE BAKES READER SWEET TREATS WHEN THEY FEEL A LIL SAD AND LITERALLLLLLLLY WHEN IT CAME INTO MY BRAIN I WAS LIKE… this can be the PERFECT tie in for the first fic too 😭 sukie making the most delicious matcha crepes that suguru loves AND he also OWNS the bakery which satoru is obsessed with/gets his fav treats from??? it’s all falling into place bestie it’s all falling into place <333

[michaels-blackhat]

You know who could have talked to Rosa about art school instead of Wyatt? Arturo! Give all Wyatt’s screentime to Arturo!

Anon, are you reading my mind?!?!?? You are so right! She could talk to Arturo! She could talk to Maria! Literalllllllly anyone besides Wyatt 😭😭

[valleydean]

Sup Mallory I’m thinking about the tragedy of longing, wanting, having and then knowing you will or could be losing it all.

The way the force of love can kill slowly as much as it can save, love killed Cas love brought him back, love isn’t enough sometimes and the tragedy lies within a love that aches

A countdown plays in their heads and ours, the final moments aren’t the same but they hurt regardless. One year until an empty grave is adorned with a headstone the location of the ashes of who should be found there are lost still. Less than that until a ring is to be slipped onto a finger, a death sentence as much as the grave.

Dean isn’t sure his love is enough to keep Cas when the promise of a good life bares down on them, and still he isn’t sure his love is enough when the truth weighs on them heavier than a deadweight body and six feet of dirt. His fears replay themselves in a new century while he watches them back for the first time through memories he never knew he had.

Cas battles the fear of learning you’ve loved a person who was never fully who you thought they were. If they lied about so much can you even be sure they told the truth about loving you? Can you honestly know if your love for them was even real when for all intents and purposes you loved a person that didn’t exist? What do you do when the person who lied to you both is and isn’t standing in front of you? What do you do when bit by bit the resemblance fails because you created a portrait in your mind that sustained you for almost a century and a half but the paint you used was tinted rose, and the man you immortalized was stained with blood instead.

Both past and present iterations of Dean would desire the thorns over the petals, one because the life he lived wasnt one that allowed for petal soft touches and the other because his id (side note fuck Freud) has shown him that there’s a darkness inside of him that he can not longer bury

But how do you apologize for something you did but also didn’t do, and how can you make sure that the one who’s owed an apology doesn’t realize that the love he feels is for a pile of ash if you aren’t the one who lied to him but still you are.

How do you move past it together when nothing matches up right but you still feel like pieces of the same puzzle?

Rationalization (of the past and the present, the lies and the truths, the differences of the worlds you came from, the fact that you failed to protect him once and you won’t survive if you fail again and the fact that all you’re life you were locked away but freedom comes with risks you couldn’t have imagined) takes time. It’s ugly and messy and fraught with pain. But a love that aches is proof of a love that exists.

Tragedy always ends and some lucky few live to see the other side. The tragedy of longing, wanting, having, losing, makes getting it back all the more sweet.

-👼

Ps idk what this is but the vibes of chapter 17 and 18 made me hella emo and I’m clinging to the fact that they will get a happy ending like a life raft and trying to piece together all the random thoughts and (probably wrong) connections my brain is making in the wake of the pain caused by the angst in the story

Anyways this is long and I am emo still and also completely terrified for Sunday’s chapters bc idk if I’ll be able to handle knowing what cas is thinking after everything that happened ❤️❤️

this is literalllllllly more beautiful and poetic than anything i have EVER WRITTEN!!!! like??? the paint you used was rose tinted but he was stained in blood himself?!?!?!? you still feel like pieces of the same puzzle??????? a love that aches is proof of a love that exists?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!! I’M LITERALLY GOING FERAL I CANNOT BELIEVE ANYTHING I WROTE COULD INSPIRE SUCH ART IN THE FORM OF A TUMBLR ASKBOX QUESTION WHAAAAAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tellywoodtrash]

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aryan is literalllllllly the fuckin dumbest. zero peripheral vision or gut feels.

lmaoooooooooooo yeah right, i’d like to see you shoot at vansh bhai, aryan. i really wanna see this lololololol.

lo aa bhi gaya vansh. (fuck he looks good in this shirt!!!!!! damn my stupid hormones making me horny for the absolute baaaaaaaaare minimum.)

ANGREEEEEEEEEEEE ZINDA HAIIIIIIIIII BHAGWAAN KA LAAKH LAAKH SHUKAR, MAIN MAHA MRITYUNJAYA JAAP KARWAUNGIIIII ISKE NAAM PAR

vansh [seeing an obviously shot angre]: angre, kya hua???

samosa khaate waqt ketchup kandhe pe gira diya........... DIKH NAHI RAHA HAI KI GOLI LAGI HAI TERE CHUTIYE BHAI KI WAJAAH SE?!?!!?! ANGRE DESERVES SO MUCH MORE THAN A FUCKING RAISE, MY GOD.

plan ke hisaaaaaaaaaab se. god i hate all the men in this show so much. angre honestly, why are you suchhhhhh a chaaatu for vansh’s ootpataaang plans?!?!

anyway long story short, vansh saw aryan spying, went and replaced all of aryan’s bullets with blanks, and sent the sms about riddhima being alive. LMAO DOES THAT MEAN HE ALSO CONNED A COOL 2 CR. OUTTA ARYAN?!?!!?! ASDKSADJLASKDJLKASDJKAS GOOD JOB, VANSHHHHHHHH.

angre like why i had to die for this tho???? oh angre, you sweet summer child. do you know NOTHING about your bhaiyya/bhaabi’s amaaaaaaazing relationship????? you think he’d give up a chance to emotionally manipulate her like this????

how’d the dumbass finalllllllllllllllly figure this is real riddhima tho??? also he has fully made his peace with treating his PREGNANT WIFE this way huh????

ishani/siya having a girly convo about siya’s “date”. ishani’s like “was it sizzling, burning, sensational?”

uhhhhhhhhh siya, if you’re feeling all these things, you should go see a gynaec. sounds like an STI to me.

this is a very creepy convo ishani is leading, about how far siya got with vyom. who wants such specific sexual details from their sister????????

asalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskljk ishani is like “men are like goats [....] they’re dumb. and women are powerful.” can’t say i disagree.

anyway this convo is really dumb and cringey and i can’t take it anymore. inke bhaiyya ka chutiyaapa dikhao, instead of this nonsense. 

angre is over the moon ki this is riddhima bhaabi itself, unaware that boss is fuming ki uska chutiya kat raha hai.

6 ghante 6 ghante 6 ghante blah blah blah FUCKING OUT WITH IT ALREADY

the only time i like vansh as a person is when he’s smirky over buddhu banaao-ing aryan. 

idhar aryan ne aake chugli kar di sabke saamne.

yeh anupriya ka kya hi chakkar hai, idgi. is she fr on vansh’s side now??????

riddhima khud entry maaar rahi, to prove aryan right.

everyone except siya’s reactions are like ugh, this bitch again 😒😒😒

LMAO VANSH/ANGREEEEE LOST RIDDHIMA AND SHE REACHED HOME BY THEN

ouff 10 min of dadi’s mafia queen reactions nonsense now.

lo vansh bhi aa gaya.

ASALKJDLASJDLSKAJDLKSAJDLKSAJDLKSALDKJLAS DADI STANDING ON THE STAIRS PULLING THAT KHAANDANI RIFLE ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LEGIT LOSING IT LMAO.

ALSO ISHAANI IS STANDING BEHIND DADI, FULLY FOR IT. BAGAAAWATTTT KII PYAARI BEHENAA NE!

riddhima trying to interfere to save vansh (why???), and dadi’s like STFU B.

lol vansh playing stone cold stupid, like butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth.

he’s spinning yarn after yarn ki “YEH riddhima hai, WOH jisko maara woh humshakal thi. MERA PYAAAAAAAR WOULD NEVER GIVE ANY OF US DHOKAAAAAAAAAAAA.” pftttttttt.

vansh breaking it down for the truuuuuuuuuuuuuly stupid, ki he shot a girl who had riddhima’s face, she was dead, aryan confirmed it. now there’s a riddhima standing in front of all of them. thus............???????

bechaara aryan. bachpan mein thode aur badaam khaata toh shaayad itna bewakoof nahi hota.

lollipop girl is nodding appreciatively at all this drama; she’s honestly the most relatable character here. if i was a houseguest here, main bhi roz roz mazze looot rahi hoti in chutiyon ka.

le aryan ne phir bandook taan di riddhima par, to get her to uglofy the truth. ab toh isko pakka maar padne waali hai. remains to be seen by whom. hoping it’s vansh as per usual, but i shall take dadi also.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RIDDHIMA’S LIKE ARYAN HAD KIDNAPPED ME. OMFG LOLLIPOP LADKI’S EXPRESSION AT THAT. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY VANSH/RIDDHIMA’S DEVIOUS ASSES.

anyway riddhima flipped the whole damn game and is like dadi, aryan wanted to make you distrust vansh and that’s why he did all this and lmaoooooooo even vansh is a little stunned for a second or two and then jumps in and starts haan mein haan milaao-ing with wifey’s story.

ARYAN LIKE HEIN HEIN HEIN HO KYA RAHA HAI YEH SAB?!!?!?!? HAAAYE BECHAARA. SO SO STUPID HE IS. 

riddhima rubbing it in reallllllllll good in front of dadi ki aryan tried to killllllllll meeeeeeeee!!!!! and now aryan’s like bitch imma kill you both istg and got the gun on them.

LOLLIPOP LADKI’S AMAZING FACES LIKE GO ONNNNNNNNN, DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT, SIR. LMAO MAN I LOVE HER.

ASLKADJLAKSJDLASKJDLKSAJLDKJSLAKDJLAS DADI’S GOT HER GUN SET ON ARYAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!! honestly, this whole family is just so fucking dysfunctional, there needs to be a wholeass team of mental health specialists monitoring them and writing case reports about them at all times.

vansh trying to talk aryan down and got shot in the arm for it. pehli baar aryan ne zindagi mein kuch sahi kiya hai.

LOLLIPOP GIRL IS HORNY AT THAT ALSO. MAN SHE’S SUCH A WHORE FOR DRAMAAAAAAAAA AND I FULLY RELATE TO IT.

oh goddamnit. he didn’t get shot. coz aryan sucks at aiming, just like he does at everything else.

ASLKJFDSLKJFLSDKJFLDSKJFLKDSJ VANSH STALKED UP TO HIM AND WAS LIKE “TUMHARA NISHAANA HAMESHA SE HI KHARAAB THA” AND GAVE HIM ONE SOLID SOCK TO THE JAW FOR THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone make rrahul trim his damn beard, that thing is like a foot off his face. there must be whole ass beehives and civilizations inhabiting it.

aryan passing by dadi and is like you’re making a big mistake believing vansh/riddhima and their lying asses. and what did he get for that? one jhaapad from dadi also. lol. just not his dayyyyyyyyyyy, man.

LOLLIPOP GIRL’S SMIRKING AND HAS HER ARMS CROSSED AND I LEGIT ONLY CARE FOR HER REACTION SHOTS IN THIS SHOW NOW, LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE.

oh shit dadi is throwing aryan out the house. does he have anyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy skills to fend for himself outside this place? he’s gonna die in like 15 minutes.

dadi warning vansh ki if aryan’s baat sahi nikli, she gonna murder his and riddhima’s asses too. hey vansh??? now would be a good time to take your 5000 cr. and fuck off outta this crazy house rn.

riddhima can’t stop reliving angre’s death.

vansh’s here and just sooooooooooo cool about it. shouldn’t that tip her off?!?!?!?!

she’s like BITCH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PSYCHOPATH, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS DEAD AND YOU’RE LIKE MEH????? HE DIED FOR YOU.

ohohohohohohoho ofc, he’s like he didn’t die for ME, he died for YOU. you and your dhoka are why he’s dead. today angre’s dead, tomorrow it’ll be me. waaaaaaaaaaah bhai. amazingggggggggg manipulation only. you should write papers and give TED talks about it, that’s how much of an expert you are at this.

do not tellllllllllllllllllllllllllll me she falls for this shit. pls god do not.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HER BRAIN FINALLY WORKED!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S LIKE IF ARYAN’S SUCHHHHHHHHHHH A POOR SHOT THAT HE COULDN’T HIT YOU WHEN YOU WERE LIKE 5 FEET AWAY FROM HIM, HOW TF DID HE GET ANGRE RIGHT IN THE FUCKING HEART FROM SO FAR AWAY?????????? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SIS, THIS THE KINDA SHIT I’VE BEEN WANTING TO SEE FROM YOU FOR AGES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

lol vansh is really pushing on the 6 ghante thing and she’s like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i get it now.

toh ofc he has to resort to sexy fuckery and pulls her under the shower to seduce it outta her.

riddhima don’t think with her pussy no more. she’s like you want the truth????/ i gotta confirm some shit first. took the gun (which he’d taken from aryan earlier) and left.

yup she went outside and found a blood ka packet. lolllllllllllllllllll vansh ki khairrrrrrrrrrrr nahi ab.

sopping wet saiyyaan is like what youuuuuuuu doing??? and she pulled the gun on him. bwahahahahaha. sis not so much of an idiot anymore.

LMAO SHE SHOT AT HIMMMMMM AND HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

she’s like bitch you and your lies and your dhokasssssssssss.

oh dang she fully called out his game, from sending aryan to manipulating her into being guilty for angre’s death. MANNNNNNNN, WHY DIDN’T WE HAVE THIS RIDDHIMA FROM THE FUCKING START????????????

oh now he’s gaslighting her about the dhoka. he’s got some nerve. i swear to god he’s asking to be shot for reals.

she’s like you know what, i woulda told you, but now, after all this fuckery, imma take it to the grave. bwahahahahahhahaha, i love it. exactly what my petty ass would do.

challenge challenge challenge and tashan waala walk-off. lol, what’s the point, tum dono ko jaana toh ek hi kamre mein hai.

ishani’s freaking the fuck out at angre’s haalat. oh damn. she really does love him!!!!

angre’s all mehhh, it’s part of the job, and OMG YES ISHANI IS LOSING HER SHIT AT VANSH BHAI’S CONSTANT CONTROL OF THEIR LIVES!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“tum pehle mere husband ho, phir unke bodyguard!!!!!!!! HE HAS TO UNDERSTAND HIS LIMITS!!!!!!” OMGGG  YESSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEENNNNNN BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND. LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITH YOUR BOY AND NEVER LOOK BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idhar riddhima and vansh seem to have made up???? she’s waking him up cheekily, and he’s all “good morning to youuuuu too, my love. 😏😏😏” they fucked in the night, for sho.

he’s like is this love or repentence for yest? and she’s like bitch tf i got to repent for????

lmao the way she’s staring at him as he drinks his coffee makes me think she’s poisoned it. or spat in it, at the very least.

standard pulling and falling and sexy stuff. lol these two are so dysfunctional. constantly trying to sex the other into submission. at least it’s more equal now, than just him making all the moves.

yeah, she’s doing all this shit to protect him from some shit FOR SURE. ugh yaaaaar. oh well, at least she got some chracter development outta it.

lol he got mad at her for not melting at his do takke ka seduction. son, you thought a bloody forehead kiss was enough? we’re not saying SHIT for less than 3 orgasms.

riddhima cooolyyyy regarding jeeta-jaata chalta-phirta angre, who thankfully has some sharam for his actions.

she’s like don’t worry, i’m not mad at you, i know vansh put you up to it; and he’s like yeah you know i have zero self respect when it comes to vansh bhai. he says jump, i ask how high.

and she’s like you’re your own person dude. and i hope you’ll one day realize that and do what you think is right, not just what vansh tells you to. DUDE I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DIDN’T GIVE US THIS RIDDHIMA TILL NOW. 

asdkljlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlaksjdlkasj vansh speaking chinese was really not necessary but....... lol ok.

wtf even is this black box, dude?????? like.............. you know what, idec anymore. nothing in this show is worth wasting brain cells over.

snort, vansh assures his shady business friends that the black box is in safe hands, and instantly riddhima comes and picks it up from the table.

some sultry talk about love and war as they keep taking the box from each other. lol man you’re both so fucking lame.

anyway he put it in the safe and is being patronizing to her, and she’s like be careful at how you play this........ “kahin meri dukhti ragg pe haath na lag jaaye....” OH DAMN. DUDE. I THINK SHE’S LOST THE BABY OR SOMETHING. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT’S HURT HER MASSIVELY TO BRING ABOUT SUCH A DRASTIC CHANGE (OTHER THAN THE SHOW MOVING FROM TV TO ONLINE)

asldkjsaldjlskadjlksadjlksajd she’s threatening to tell dadi that he played this whole farce in front of her and he’s like U WOT MATEEEE

anyway both of them smilingly fucking each other up about 6 ghante ka raaz and how the other one will lose. man, y’all need SO MUCH THERAPY.

riddhima’s here talking to stupid shunya fucker; and he’s just laughing and talking about his stupid saxophone.

he’s all only the two of us know about this deal we have, no one else in the worldddddddddd knows......

and she’s like actually................................. there’s a third person.

cut to: MY DIL JAAN JIGAR KA TUDKA KABIR, STILL IN CHAINS, SCREAMING RIDDHIMA’S NAME, AND GROWLING ABOUT HOW VANSH WILL KILL HER WHEN HE FINDS OUT HER SECRET.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. why did she have to tell vyom that kabir knows? now vyom’s gonna try and kill kabir for sure and i want the reverse to happen!!!!!!!! please god gimme some #kava love where vansh saves kabir from vyom to make up for that one time kabir saved his life from chang!!!!!! i just want my two boys together!!!!!!!!!

precap: same old chutiyapa. vansh got her fingerprints off a glass to open her phone; she tries to steal the black box from his secret room and he catches her. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaaar. 

[trulymadlysydney]

i bet when he gets too far gone/drunk he just clings to his friends like a koala telling them everything he loves about them

OH MY GOD WE KNOW HES A CLINGY DRUNK BUT I WOULD LITERALLLLLLLLY GIVE UP EVERYTHING TO EXPERIENCE DRUNK HARRY ARE YOU KIDDING ME

LIKE I KNOW HES SO SWEET AND GOOFY AND CUDDLY

[harrytheehottie]

oh my god literalllllllly sorry I can’t shut up about this but it’s not fair that accounts are lying saying they “saw” me post racial slurs ??? send me the fucking proof then? and I thought you didn’t want to keep dragging this on? like actually think about the accusations you’re making and how they have lasting long term effects. holy fucking shit this is not a game