#BUT NEXT TIME

[sincerely-nines]

im not the heaven, buuut....what about something like... eatng the cake, carrot pie, maybe baking, not eating... or something that sounds like nether food... it would be funny how jimmy and family wathing at something tango cooked and just like... what the hell is that...

omg i shouldve added the word au after sent SDHSDJHJ i was talking about hsau ( but i never post about it so i understand the confusion and aslo i couldve worded it better) but here!!!

jimmy: no of course im gonna eat the cookies!!! tango bursting into tears: it's bread....

anyways this is why jimmy is the housewife

[melioradeluxe]

Went to the beach today so here u go ocean lovers

[lore-pls]

I've been unleashed on the universe.

[darkdragon768]

Me and my mom tried Wonder today. She didn't know what the flower plant from Kart did so I wanted to play with her a classic 2D Mario to teach her.

Long story short, it's too many new buttons and functions, too "childish", too much text and not enough action (yet I was outrunning her in all the levels) so it's a dislike from her.

She wants a game with a lot of action? Oh you can have that! *starts Smash Ultimate*

[bratty-switch]

being made to admit how much of a whore i am = top tier

[thelittlebroccoli]

A new Squirrel’s on the block bitches!

^(not my art, comic art)

[turtlesandfrogs]

Can I outline a series of events for you?

I order a *pressure washer*.

They deliver a lawnmower, with a pressure washer delivery slip.

I, as I have a lawn mower and do not want another, call customer service to rectify the situation.

They tell me they'll send me an email with a return shipping label.

I wait a week, nothing.

I call again, get told the same thing.

I wait a day, nothing.

I go to their website, find out I can print my own shipping label, finally the email with the shipping label is sent. They say to ship back, they'll refund, and then I have to buy again. I think this is stupid and they should just send me a pressure washer after getting their lawnmower, but whatever.

I ship it back, they send me an email saying they've refunded me $0.00. I'm upset, so I check my bank to see if they refunded me anything, assuming it's an error. There's nothing. I am still looking for possibilities, so I check the tracking option on the return tab- it says they're shipping me something. OK, sure, why not.

(What I don't notice is the next day, they actually refunded my money)

Nothing shows up, so I check the tracking info- it says it's made it to Oregon from the east coast, so I back burner it, because I've got other things to deal with.

I check back, it says "delayed" in Troutdale. Shipping has been having delays, so I figure that's just par for the course.

It's now been almost two weeks delayed, I check back, still delayed, call FedEx, they say it's been "lost".

Call the pressure washer company, they are very confused. Eventually we figure out the money was sent the day after the "we've refunded you $0.00" email, and they have no idea why there was tracking info for stuff coming to me.

I order a pressure washer. Let's see if I actually get one this time.

[newjenns]

can the next one be named grog

cat with homophobia in its eyes ….

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[stealthrockdamage]

need to post my favourite tweet in the entire world

[magnetostits]

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

[obsob]

i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

[cali]

sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened

[puppyboygf]

Llaois and Falin are not trans in the slightest lmfaoooooo

^ actual panel from the manga

[hkthatgffan]

I never thought I'd say this but here it is!!

The long lost Gravity Falls "Next Time On," reel has FINALLY been found!

This right here is what made this show happen and the reason why every new Disney cartoon also has a next time on reel. GF's last big lost media hunt is over!

Alex Hirsch said that he was okay if this ever was to leak. So, if this goes down, blame Disney!!