#BUT the waiter was SO nice

[butchcharliee]

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[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

puppets can be considered arthropods

[marclef]

**gives the fake peppino head pats cause the blorbo is a good boi and deserves good boi head pats.**

Best blorbo

he deserves ALL of the head pats and attention, my personal take for fakey is that he used to be kinda iffy on any physical attention, but after some time it's become one of his favorite things ❤

other favorite sensations include belly rubs and of course, hugs 🤗🤗🤗

[someslothcheese]

My friends and I played a drawing game for like a million hours and oh my God I'm so tired. It didn't allow drawing tablet so I had to use my mouse 😭

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

[fruitybashir]

About the Valentines day thing:

Imagine Bojan never realises and then a year later he's prepared this fancy valentines day date because "it's our first valentines day together" and Kris just says: "well technically it's our second. We fucked on valentines day last year." And then Bojan just acts all dramatic because he didn’t honour their first valentines day together.

LMAOOO bojan has a whole crisis over how he didnt treat his princess right on their first valentines day together apologising over and over again begging for forgiveness and kris is like like. ..... ok .... whatever can we finish dinner first.

[jils-things]

SKADJKAJFKSFSAA content warning: embarrassing moment during my dinner out... /lh

[floating-above-sea-level]

Omfg your art and edits are just 🥹

Definitely going up the ranks in my securitywaiter board

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COMBUSTS AND DIES 💥💥💥

THANK YOU??? 💥💥💥

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[hollowsart]

catch-all replied to your post:

Ok but reversal where it’s “If you don’t love me at my Mysterio drama and showmanship you don’t deserve me at my 9-5 waiter job where I have an apron with ketchup stains and my hair is a mess”

1) you are so big brained:

2) ..Ok fine I’ll share the meme I made:

[sofhtie]

18!

18. A memorable meal this year?

oooh. my gf and i went out the coast in august and spent the day at the beach then had a Lovely meal :] it was very fun we got dressed up and i had some pasta that to be so fr i don’t remember. part of what has truly stuck with me is the waiter who, bringing out our drinks (one only Slightly more colorful and fruity than the other), started putting them down in front of us, got afraid, said “um. i don’t want to assume!” and put them down in the middle and walked away so fast. one of the funniest things that’s ever happened to me

[widevibratobitch]

im so fucking mad at myself at my mother at her dead husband at god fucking knows what. "concentrate on yourself" well i cant can i. now more than anything i should and i cant. losing my fucking mind istg

[clair-de-lunar-tears]

in honor of all of us who work in restaurants/retail/anything involving the general public, my emil skull head mask off to you

[slaygentford]

i have a humble question for you prof. how do you go out in public and do grad work in like restaurants and such. i will go stupid crazy if i sit at home anymore but i cannot bear another cafe & i need food. however i do not want restaurant staff thinking i am a grubby little freak with no friends. any tips?

hi doppelgänger are you still online well here’s the thing eating alone at a restaurant with my work is simply one of my FAVORITE activities ever so here are my three rules for how I got here. 1) the staff does not think of you they are too embroiled in the misery of working in food service 2) you are a paying customer so you are allowed to have your laptop out and eat luxuriously because you are also a Roman emperor flipping through missives and 3) there is nothing more big dicked and romantic and intellectual than being able to work quietly with your meal and no one is looking at you but IF THEY ARE, they’re falling in love with your mystery and intellect.

[purichana]

went to a restaurant that was offering a World Cup Special Edition menu and yeah

This was their England special.

Tomato, lettuce, plain Mayo with tofu bits. On dry ass multigrain toast. With Ketchup.

I almost would have found it funny if it wasn't like 400rs

[allofuswantgwinam]

me and my friend went to the ramen place where i live and 3D was playing when we got there and i was like “how’d they know i was coming?” 🤣🤣

[the-splodge]

god I fucking love my friends