#Backfired

[arelenforyadarlin]

I turned my pants into a shirt (it backfired and ripped and almost exposed me to everyone at the mall)

Replaced it with a sonic shirt

[panzerdrako]

Backfired

[nolightsnosigns]

408 + Taylor Acorn - "Backfired" 

[i-am-the-monster]

Omfg they literally ARE a fanfic 🤣😂🥰

[sportssamarth]

Top 5 Times Declaration Timing Backfired in WTC Matches

[hell-garden]

I regret to inform the masses but my recent manner of venting has backfired and now I have a legit daddy kink.

HOWEVER, I'm the one who wants to be called daddy

[preludeintome]

So he was being affectionate to me and I got too flustered so I burped loud trying to be funny and steer away the convo and bro said “I’d still do it after that”

Plan FAILED

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

[kpantydrop]

I love the days when I am reminded that kpop was supposed to be anti fascist anti nk propaganda and now it's attracted a bunch of international fans who are also emo kids and korea basically put their entire screwed up society on display for a bunch of rebellious angsty teenagers

[redkoi1]

just fucking kill yourself already. no one wants you alive. you’re useless and worthless and I promise you’ll die alone and cold, so might as well speed up the process. you’re wasting the air of people who actually deserve to live.

Sounds like you're speaking for a collective

You're also 100% purely wrong so get your spine piked and stick with that why don't you

Genesis 6:5 [KJV] "And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually."

desperate faggot i play fanum tax and negate your ability-- i just negate your abilities. time to shove your ass into a locker-- i mean the shadow realm

It's funny how you think that's some kind o ultimatum for the ultimate utopia. Rebuked in the name of Christ

[exiledintoascension]

[ursiday]

Silly doodles

[sportssamarth]

Top 5 Times an IPL Team’s Auction Strategy Backfired

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

a seer’s stolen luck

based on this post

[that-bitttch]

HE?! I?! SCREAMS

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)