#Benny/Dean/Castiel/Crowley

[bubbles-is-hardcore]

You know, Sam Winchester gets a lot of flack for the fact that all of his girlfriends die but at least it’s always a random thing. Dean on the other hand?? So much worse!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Dean stan till I die but it is undeniably crazy.

My man had three boyfriends and all of them died. The big difference is the fact that they all died the exact same way. Dean (though however unintentional) convinced three supernatural beings to LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES FOR HIM!!

He had all of them so deeply in love with him, he didn’t even have to really ask.

First we have Benny

He fell hard for Dean in Purgatory and was kinda dependent on him outside of it. It hurt Benny a ton when Dean had to cut contact because of Sam. Even then, he still willingly died and went back to the place he had tried for so long to escape. All for Dean and to make sure he was happy.

Then we have the King himself, Crowley.

Dude stabbed himself in the chest to give Dean time to escape. No illusion or trick, just a straight up suicide bomb to distract Lucifer. He clearly caught serious feelings for Dean over the years, especially after he got the mark and turned into a demon. Even though Dean straight up rejected him, he still was too deep in love. He committed suicide to keep him safe.

Then there’s the one and only, Castiel.

He died for Dean multiple times and had been in love with him for so long but this last one was really it. He confessed how much he loved Dean to his face! He said I love you! Knowing he would die if he did! All to save Dean! All to give him a chance! FUCK IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS ONE HURTS!

Basically, Dean had men falling over each other to sacrifice themselves because they were so in love with him and he still had the gall to think he was unlovable.

In conclusion, Dean Winchester is the most oblivious man in the universe.

[strawlessandbraless]

Dean Winchester being a feral monster fucker is what kept Supernatural going for 15 seasons and you can’t convince me otherwise

[morganaconda]

[anemicpopnatural]

Dean Winchester's three girlfriends, and yes, they smoke weed

Bang bang // destiel + drowley + deanbenny

[asbeel]

I imagine Dean is protective as shit of his pie

Like he is hissing and scratching at anyone who even attempts to poke a fork into his pie

So if he lets you to reach out and eat a bit of his pie, it's a sign of respect

If he willingly hands you a slice of pie? Youre the fucking world to him

People I think Dean would let eat a bit of his pie:

- Mary Winchester

- Jack Kline

- Garth Fitzgerald

- Ellen Harvelle

- Kevin Tran

- Jody Mills

- Lisa Braeden

- Sam

People I think Dean would give a slice of pie to:

- himself (obviously)

- Sam (but he always refuses cos he's a health nut)

- Castiel

- Bobby

- Benny

- Charlie (sister energy)

- Jo (sister energy again [wdym they kissed they're literally siblings])

- Claire

- Eileen (as like a "ur my sister in law now" vibe)

- Missouri (fr she deserves some)

- Ben Braeden

I really wanted to add Crowley to this list but it's just the sad truth that Dean wouldn't trust him to be within 90ft of pie

And yes, John Winchester isn't on here. His ass does NOT deserve pie

[bluehairedboyfriend]

I'm rewatching supernatural (last i saw it was 2013) and like okay the writers can say dean in't bi but why do they send him a new hot boyfriend each season?

[artymcart]

After @xfancyfranart prompted to make our Photos about the Purgatory Miami comment from Garth, I had the idea to make it a theme for my art 🤣💖

The autographs are always my favorite part and I'm getting more and more braver to talk with the actors. And boy they made it easy this year (all but Misha but I won't say anything about this anymore, since people seem to think he's a saint 🙃).

I first went to Ty & DJ and they really took a closer look, they loved the idea and I had to show them the others 🤣

Mark also loved his look and asked me about Crowleys tie, I reminded him that HE SAID that Crowley is pansexual, he then reminded me that he can't even remember what he ate last night lol

Then I went to Jared and he was included into my ticket but I wasn't in the mood to draw him something and then I remembered that I wanted this one to get signed.

I asked his PA if it's okay, if not I had a backup with me and she just looked at me amused and said "Oh no! This is fine!"

Jared took a look a this and pointed at Ruby and said "That's my wife!". It was kinda cute lol

Aaaaand then Jensen. Since I had asked him in the M&G about fan art and stuff I was way more relaxed to give this to him. He laughed about the Purgatory Miami thing, said he loved this and I told him it's a theme. He asked for the others, I showed him and he said he likes the one for Mark better 😭 "It's cooler!".

Yeah and Misha, let's just say it wasn't his best day and I was just too emotional to just let it go and not to be disappointed.

BUT I showed my art, I had fun, Jensen was way more important to me in this situation.

AND I MET @deancrowleycas IN THE LINE!

Omg I walked around the whole day and kept an eye open and then we met in the most hectic and random situation ever 😭😭😭💖 I hope you had a good time!

[alligatorpie1945]

Supernatural but as little kids. Yes please. Drawing the Craig of The creek AU made it realize how fun this idea is. Supernatural is basically a child's imagination gone wild anyway.

[spn-lesbian]

person: what's your type?

Cas: my beautiful husband

Dean: *smiles*

*turning to the others*

person: what about you guys?

Crowley, Benny and Ketch together: Cas' husband

[strawlessandbraless]

Shattered at the Altar of Winchester

Killed everything but the homophobia

[cantsaybiconwithouticon]

I need a retelling of spn with Dean being openly bisexual, it'd be so fun, like if he was openly and comfortable with his sexuality, imagine all the flirting that'd have happened with every character in the show, loll

[angelbladez67]

dean just loves fucking entities that aren’t humans

-angels

-vamps

-demons

he’s got an impressive list

[ididit-allofit-foryou]

supernatural post simulator part 1

(part 2)

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any1 have a good pie recipe? #hangry

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pu$$y in bi0

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fuck off crowley i know its u. i WILL report u for harassment

🐝 chassiscrack Follow

Dean…how do you know it’s him? The only post on the blog is a picture of his dick. 🤨

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…how do U know its HIS dick ???

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…dm me.

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trouble at the devil’s sacrament i see 👀👀

#the tea is PIPING

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turns out getting sucked dry by your absolute bear of a vampire husband during a full moon helps lessen the effects of the transformation!!! who woulda thought! ! (& i don’t just mean by his fangs 😉🤭)

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anything for you, darlin 🖤

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get a room u 2

#(love yall)

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which weapon is best for decapitations, trying to prove a point

machete 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 50%

sword 🟦🟦🟦 30%

razor wire (??) 0%

saw 🟦🟦 20%

final results 247 votes

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see @.lawboy ??? wtf were you thinking using fucking RAZOR WIRE???

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It was all I had available!! It was creative and resourceful!!

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whatever. 🙄

#i will never let you live that down istg

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are my dark circles and scars and daddy issues and mommy issues and blood stained clothes and swagless demeanor bewitching & charming you yet?

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ily2 <3

#txt me when ur home from hunt #dnt 4get again pls i wry

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Hey all! As requested, I have made a comprehensive ranking of Céline Dion’s discography, including explanations for each song’s placement! Full list below the cut. :)

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heh finally fessing up 2 ur music tastes samantha?

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finally fessing up to wearing pink satin panties (and liking it), dean?

🚗 impala67 Follow

…😶

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>:)

#thanks for the intel cas

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✍️ farethewell-deactivated20201112

does anyone want to hear about my ocs 😇🙏

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NO

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NO.

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no. 🖕

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fuck off

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NO

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i will fucking skin you bitch

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NOPE.

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i reactivated my account JUST to tell you to go fuck yourself @farethewell-deactivated20201119

#literally NO ONE CARES

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@.chassiscrack YOU WILL LEARN TO OBEY YOUR SUPERIORS. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THE NATURAL ORDER.

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@.staff wtf you said she was perma-banned

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MORE QUOTES

Lucifer: “Sam, it's me. The Devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Come with me, steal candy from babies and small businesses.”

Sam: “I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!”

Lucifer: “OK bye.”

(Explosion)

Sam: “OKAY I'LL SIN I'LL SIN–”

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Ketch: “New idea: adultery.”

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Dean: “I need to update my audio equipment.” (Cocks gun) “I have updated my audio equipment.”

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Lucifer: “I'm about to become the one thing more powerful than Jesus Christ. The President of the United States!”

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Gabriel: (solemnly) “He thinks I'm a… pervert now.”

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Crowley: “Good job, you've earned 16 sin points.”

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Chuck: “Aye, bing bong. You're doing a bad job.”

Sam: “I know I'm doing a bad job!”

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Metatron: “I am a gamer and I am in Hell.”

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Benny: “The ultimate evil.”

Dean: “Gambling.”

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Gabriel: (appearing out of nowhere) “Ding-a-ling cocksucker.”

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Amara: “You know what? Fuck you, you're going to space.”

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Crowley: (to Dean) “Do you know what a logistic issue it is when you destroy Hell? THAT'S MY HOUSE.”

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Gabriel: “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!”

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Belphegor: “I can't believe your tits are one polygon.”

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Michael: (about Adam) “Now I can carry around my boyfriend wherever I want.”

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Jack: “Whattya know… three. That's how old I am.”

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Sam: “Dad, I have something to tell you.”

Bobby: “What is it sweet angel, darling eh– butter biscuit, honeysuckle, love of my life, noodle… spaghetti (wheeze) sauce?”

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Belphegor: “I've ate nothing but drywall the past three years.”

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Lucifer: “There's a lot of sin in this w– is that an alien?”

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Lucifer: “Hi Sammy… it's me…. The Devil. I looooveee youuuu… I'm having so much fun with youuuu…”

Sam: “Thank you?”

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Nick: “I can die happy tomorrow!”

Mary: “T-tomorrow?”

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Dean: “You're an asshole, man.”

Crowley: “You are what you eat, Squirrel.”

Dean: “WHAT.”

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Michael: “PSYCHIC. ATTACK. FUCK YOU.”

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John: “WHAT? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE! KETCH. KETCH COME BACK. WHAT THE FU–”

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Chuck: (to Metatron) “Where are you going you cucker?”

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Castiel: (calling Jody) “911 I've been atta–HUUGHDDD”

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Gabriel: “You over there–shut up! And you over there–take off my pants!”

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Jack: “I have a question for you. If I gave Dean 15 apples, and Sam gave Dean another 16, and Sunny took away 3… my question is, what is the total mass of the sun?”

[simplenefelibata]

dean x benny this dean x crowley that dean x cas the other thing

we should unite against the real enemy

Heterosexual Fuck Boy Dean™️