my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
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Xie Lian: I'm so sorry I violated your hospitality, you were nothing but kind and generous towards me but I ended up burning the-
Hua Cheng, on the verge of tears: My beloved, I HURT you! Struck you with my scimitar, injured your devine form, and you still have the grace to offer a smile and apologise to ME??
XL: I'm okay, it wasn't that b-
E-ming:
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Criston Cole being called an incel by this fandom will never not be funny because my man is DESPERATELY trying to be celibate and chaste but every queen and princess in his vicinity wants him so bad
Like if anything Criston Cole is an involuntary manwhore. Voluntarily choosing to be celibate but having no choice because pretty women keep throwing themselves at him
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BONUS:
My hubby: Your boy isn't wearing clothes again.
Me: Yes. 🥰
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Sally Geeson as Sally Abbott wearing a pink floral mini dress on Bless This House
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