#Brazilian Thots

[wres5646]

[nashvillethotchicken]

A list of things I think would fix any and every vampire in IWTV in no particular order

1) blood from a person who had 4 of the caramel apple empanadas that taco bell discontinued (or the ability to taste said empanadas on their own)

2) Strap

3) night trade school

4) trampoline

5) job application

6) Strap

7) winter vacation home in Alaska or Norway

8) insane hypoghetticals/conversation starters

9) HRT

10) one of those heat lamps and rocks that they have in reptile enclosures

11) an entire box set of the sopranos

12) Beyoncé concert

13) Reefer

14) giant motivational water bottle covered in stickers

15) STRAP!!!!!

[thisismeracing]

how do you think mick would act with having brazilian gf? like him visiting brazil with her, going to her favorite places & trying food. i can imagine him like trying to learn portuguese etc

Ooh thats a good question, I wrote a similar headcanon (mick dating a latina) and I think overall would be pretty similar. he would def try to learn portuguese, befriend all the brazilian athletes, you can bet this man will know more about brazilian soccer than the average brazilian guy (and they know a lot!) hahaha would learn portuguese and would ask for brazilian food all the time

[dancingisdangerouss]

Reader should tie albert to the bed and whip his ass with a belt. Because he’s been very naughty … and give him a Brazilian wax

[peakatseven]

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[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Pir Pride Flag

Pir: a misspelling of bi, specially in Brazilian Portuguese. It can be a reclaimed slang term, as it's seen as a shorthand of piranha/piriguete or biscate (slutty/thot/hooker/bitch/hoe). Alts: pi, pyr.

[luvtonique]

Dear hot Brazilian thots milking lonely simps for money:

Come to my house you can use twitter all you want

[gracegrove]

New thot:

Aesthetician Billy and Steve, his final client of the day for his first Brazilian waxing.

[valen-dreth]

thought ud appreciate that i saw a liscence plate today that said:

THT BBL

all hail thot brazilian butt lift

🙌🙌🙌

[dear-indies]

hiii! i was hoping you could help me with an fc! i’m looking for a fem fc, somewhere in the mid 20s-early 30s age range, with a gothic sort of vibe but with delicate features. preferably dark hair. thank you in advance, i love your blog!

FKA Twigs (1988) Afro Jamaican, English, Spanish, possibly Egyptian.

Ritu Arya (1988) Indian - The Umbrella Academy.

Úrsula Corberó (1989)

Kiana Madeira (1992) Irish, Unspecified First Nations, Black Canadian / Portuguese - Fear Street.

Mia Goth (1993) Ashkenazi Jewish, Brazilian [Portuguese, including Azorean, small amount of African, possibly other], English, Irish, Scottish, French-Canadian.

India Eisley (1993) English, Argentinian [Spanish, possibly other], Scottish, German.

Jesse James Keitel (1993) - is trans.

Kawennáhere Devery Jacobs (1993) Mohawk - is queer.

Taylor Russell (1994) Black Canadian / European.

Lyrica Okano (1994) Japanese - The Runaways.

Emma Dumont (1994)

Natasha Liu Bordizzo (1994) Chinese / Italian.

Ryan Destiny (1995) African-American, ¼ Irish.

Duckie Thot (1995) South Sudanese.

Natacha Karam (1995) Lebanese / Irish.

Sasha Calle (1995) Colombian.

Anya Chalotra (1995) Kashmiri Indian / English - The Witcher.

Joy Sunday (1996) Nigerian - Wednesday.

Leah Lewis (1996) Chinese - Nancy Drew.

Ruth Codd (1996)

Adeline Rudolph (1996) Korean / German - Resident Evil.

Sydney Chandler (1996)

Juliette Motamed (1997) Iranian.

Zolee Griggs (1997) African-American.

Alice Pagani (1998)

Here you go!

[thisismeracing]

hey, hope you are well! i wanted to request a smau with Lewis, if it’s possible. the reader is brazilian — very private about her life — and they have known each other for some time (the reader moved to new york/los angeles idk 😭) they started dating — he is a simp for her — and in the brazil GP she came for the first time in paddock.

thank you and sorry for the request kinda ??? just need to bring my ideas to life someway 😭

hi, love!!! 🩷🩷 I hope ur doing okay too!

Requests are currently closed :( but thots (sending me scenarios so we can talk about it — and sometimes they will become small scenes/blurbs) are always open 🤍 you can send yours whenever you want!

Once I open my requests again, if you don’t mind the waiting, you can send this request again 💚 *mwah*

[apoptoses]

DA here and TWO things. Catching up with my reading appointments this weekend and god your London fic was everything I was hoping it would be and more!!! She did it again fellas 😭 that has to be like… top 3 hottest Devil Minion’s sex scenes I’ve ever read. Hit every single spot and felt so them while also going into new territories. Chef’s kiss bb 😙🤌🏼 but ALSO… isn’t Daniel a good dancer? lmao after reading about him dancing “wildly” and freely with two Brazilian women during PL he instantly became the hottest thing to me (not that he wasn’t before but yk, it did something to ya girl). Baby boy has game and no qualms about tearing up every single dance floor he shows up to. He’d so be like “babes, you’re not about to be a moody mess at this party, take my hand and let’s show them how it’s done” to Armand during L&L’s wedding party. Would love to hear your thots 💭 as usual!!!

Dungeon anooooon 🥹

Okay, but which smut scene in particular did it for you? The first time fucking or the cockwarming and spitting? Inquiring minds needs to know so that I know what to do more of in the future 😉 But if you liked either of those you're sure to be into what I've done to Daniel for Valentine's Day (it involves quite a bit of humiliation when Daniel is made to lick his mess up).

Lol see-

When I read Daniel's dancing 'wildly' and 'freely' I pictured more like...Oliver's white dad style dancing in Call Me By Your Name lmao A little awkward but still charming so long as you're in love with him.

(I say, like a hypocrite, since I did have daniel show him how to dance like a modern man once but shhhh he didn't have to be good at it, it was just an excuse to get Armand close to him)

BUT that also means it's entirely possible to imagine Daniel taking some lessons to impress Armand. Having him grab someone elegant like Louis or someone who surely knew how to dance on stage like Eleni and ask to be taught to waltz, so he can sweep Armand around the room and lead him like the confident immortal man he's become 🥹

xoxo

[doctor-dusk]

You good w/ people bring hornee on main? Because I have some THOTS about ol'Alex

babe i'm so sorry i don't quite understand your question 😭😭 if you can elaborate a little i will be happy to respond more assertively

(besides being brazilian i'm dumb so i think it's probably just a matter of elaboration so i can understand it properly lol)

[dear-indies]

Hi Cat, first thank you so much for all you do, both in terms of rph and justice and attention for Palestine, if you have the chance I'd love to get sm fc help, I'm looking for a black woman in her mid to late 20s, with super feminine/pink girly vibes, preferably with long hair, tyia!

Elarica Johnson (1989) Black British - vibes in P-Vally.

Raven Bowens (1990) African-American - vibes in Days of Our Lives.

Tabria Majors (1990) African-American - has spoken up for Palestine!

Tiana Okoye (1991) African-American - in Panhandle - has spoken up for Palestine!

Denée Benton (1991) African-American - has spoken up for Palestine!

Garcia Brown (1993) Black British - vibes in Hollyoaks.

Jeniffer Nascimento (1993) Afro Brazilian - vibes in Cara e Coragem.

Asia Jackson (1994) Ibaloi Filipino and African American - has spoken up for Palestine!

Duckie Thot (1995) South Sudanese.

Samantha Logan (1996) Afro-Trinidadian / White - vibes in All American.

Zuri Reed (1996) African-American.

Alisha Boe (1997) Somali / White - vibes in Do Revenge - has spoken up for Palestine!

Bree Kish (1996) quarter African-American - has spoken up for Palestine!

Coco Jones (1998) African-American - vibes in Bel-Air.

Madison Pettis (1998) African-American / White.

Summer Madison (1999) African-American - vibes in The Summer I Turned Pretty.

Halle Bailey (2000) African-American.

Daniella Perkins (2000) African-American - vibes in Grown-ish.

Thank you so much for your sweet words, I hope these suggestions help you out!