It's a new day, it's your time to shine! It's time to take your career into your own hands! You've saved money your whole life, great! Now it's time to put all your eggs into one basket and take a huge gamble on your future
Alright, you guys wanted the blooper first, sorry if it's cringe. I thought it was funny at the time. I'll post the original tomorrow, followed by a post to see what thing I'm doing next.