#CBEEBIES

[tenebrosee]

If you were a kid in the UK in the early 2000s, you might remember this show, ‘Step-Inside’. If you don’t, the tldr is that it was a show about a sentient house and the people who lived inside it.

Also the house had a face and it looked like this.

Now all i can think about is that this would make an excellent episode of the magnus archives. here are some completely fun and normal entries from its wiki page!

tears and fears you say?

the house walks? cool cool cool no dude just making sure. and it’s fond of luring strangers in? how friendly!

Yes! Good! Great even!

No this is not a creepy pasta or a post from a darker timeline. this happened, i watched this as a kid and somehow wasn’t consumed by The Stranger.

[very-uncorrect]

Specific genre of duo that I love: large slightly more chill/muted guy and their hyperactive tiny creature best friend

[potter-solomons]

you are the art tom.

[zoeyhorse]

What i think it would be like if Maud Pie was a cast member in 2002 Cbeebies show Balamory

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

THE METATRON IS THE FIRST VOICE I HAVE ANY MEMORY OF. HE'S... DEREK JACOBI NARRATED IN THE NIGHT GARDEN. MY EARLIEST AUDIO MEMORIES INVOLVE THE METATRON SAYING "MAKKA PAKKA APPA YAKKA MIKKA MAKKA MOO."

I HAVE MEMORIES OF HIS VOICE BEFORE I HAVE MEMORIES OF MY PARENTS' VOICES.

I JUST FOUND THIS OUT AND I'M GOING TO SCREAM. HE NARRATED THE SHOW THAT PUT ME TO SLEEP WHEN I WAS A YEAR OLD. I STILL HEAR IT IN MY HEAD WHENEVER I'M TRYING TO SLEEP, TO COMFORT ME.

THIS IS NOT OKAY I'M NOT OKAY I'M NOT PROCESSING THIS HELLO I'M SURE HE'S A LOVELY GENTLEMAN I'M JUST NOT PROCESSING IT

THIS IS ONE OF MY DEEPEST AND OLDEST CORE AUDIO MEMORIES, THE ENTIRE NARRATION OF IN THE NIGHT GARDENS, A CBEEBIES (BBC'S KIDS CHANNEL) SHOW AND NOW @CHAOTICGENDERFLOOD HAS TAMPERED WITH CORE MEMORIES AND THE LOVELY AND MOTHERFUCKING @good-usernames-were-taken CURSED US ALL WITH THIS:

[partywithponies]

I watched @quinton-reviews 's new video and I wanted to do my set homework and come up with my own dream Nicktoons Unite team, except I never had any of the american channels growing up and I'm not familiar with a lot of these shows.

But nevermind, I came up with a compromise. Here's my concept for if they did a Nicktoon Unite style game but with CBBC and CBeebies characters:

1) Danger Mouse: reboot DM in particular is the obvious pick to replace Jimmy Neutron in this lineup. He's already dealt with cross-universe travel and portals in canon, and he has Professor Squawkencluck, who already just invents whatever device the plot requires. He's both practised enough at saving the world to be believable in these situations, while still being incompetent enough to need help from the others. Plus it'd be fun to see how his massive ego would react to these other guys.

2) Victor from The Secret Show: the most niche pick here, but come on. He's literally a secret agent. I'm not going to leave him out. (I dithered over whether to include Victor or Anita since I could only pick one. I chose Victor not because I'm sexist but because I just really want to hear Danger Mouse deliver the "Victor! Are you still alive?" line.)

3) Postman Pat: Now I know this looks like an insane choice. I know that making a postman fight baddies in life or death situations is ludicrous. But listen. Postman Pat: The Movie did it first. Blame them, not me.

4) Dennis The Menace: People who've never read The Beano might think that an un-superpowered 10 year old boy would be way out of his depth on a team with three adult men, two of whom literally fight evil for their job. But people who have read The Beano know that in canon Dennis has already thwarted alien invasions, travelled through time many times and dealth with the ramifications of changing the past AND avoided being beheaded, fought killer robots and man eating plants and sea monsters, toppled multiple dictatorships, got the British prime minister arrested, and fought climate change by going directly to the source and tearing down the factories. Whatever these games could possibly throw at him would be just another tuesday for Dennis.

5) Tiny Clanger: she's kind of the Spongebob of the group, both in the sense that high stakes situations and saving the world are really not what she usually does, but she would if she had to, and in the sense that she'd be the heart of the group. DM, Victor, and Dennis are all kind of self-centred assholes at heart who only save the world because no-one else will, and Pat is a middle aged British man (and therefore emotionally repressed), while Tiny Clanger is unfailingly loving, and kind, and friendly, and empathetic. Also her best friend in the world is a large metal bird, and I think Tiny suddenly riding around on the Iron Chicken would be a really cool power up for her.

[seaweed-swashbuckle]

Not to worry you or anything, but An is acting really odd for them.

Like swearing in every other sentence, not being scared of much and fighting me with their bare hands..levels of odd.

I'm coming back to the apartment.

[tomhardymyking]

Starting April in a wonderful way, with a compilation of moments of 𝗧𝗼𝗺 from the 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 bedtime story broadcast today (and recorded almost a year ago) 🤭, accompanied by 𝗕𝗹𝘂 (𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲) 🐶, listening to his voice once more, and seeing his beautiful smile 🥰💖

I love him 🤩❤️

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Empezando abril de forma maravillosa, con una recopilación de momentos de 𝗧𝗼𝗺 en el cuento para dormir de 𝑪𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒆𝒔 emitido hoy (y rodado hace casi un año) 🤭, acompañado de 𝗕𝗹𝘂 (𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲) 🐶, oyendo su voz una vez más, y viendo su preciosa sonrisa 🥰💖

Lo amo 🤩❤️

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[leenieweenie12]

Just sweet old man Tom telling us all to go to bed 🥲

Say less, king

[archerygun]

Night at the Museum 3 should have been these two teaming up.

[yuzuchupachups]

His voice so clam 🫠

Anyway good night 💤

[nowhereelsetopost]

Underrated Fiction Cats (Part 3)

(In No Particular Order)

1. Zoot Cat from Tom And Jerry 2. Toodles Galore from Tom And Jerry 3. Mr Jim Business from Bob's Burgers 4. Cat Owl from Avatar: The Last Airbender 5. Custard from Strawberry Shortcake (2003) 6. The Box Prince from Adventure Time 7. Jess from the Postman Pat 8. Candy Cat from Peppa Pig 9. Custard from Roobarb & Custard 10. Opal from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

(It wasn't intentional to have two cats on the list called Custard but here we are)

[potter-solomons]

woof.

[nuclearlala]

random sarah, peg and vida

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

*crawls onto tumblr and onto your dashes, clicking my pincers* hello maggots sorry i haven't been on here the past few days i blame the Horrors (i have a lot of nightmares and i sleep all the time so even more of em) (it is not great for the Happies) but like that one tumblr quote said the horrors persist and so do i

if you too have been plagued by the Horrors of late then I present to you Makka Pakka to keep you safe from them:

*clicks pincers clackily and exits to deal with the Horrors*

[barcodeboyz]

fireman sam should have stayed claymation and not cgi because look at how they massacred this dilf

I would have included series 5 as my example but I couldn't find a good quality pic. Yes I'm autistic