#Caps lock

[dollsahoy]

The craft thrift store is expanding, and to help clear out the store in preparation for the construction work, they had a "take whatever you want for whatever donation you want to give" sale, which also included about 30 bins of outright "just take it" free stuff

Now, as much as I love thrifting and crafts, I know that the normal "everything you can fit into a basket for $20" and "everything in the store for $1 or less" and "teachers fill a basket for free" type sales the store has are, to put it politely, feeding frenzies, so I stay far, far away from those

My friend, however, was in the area that day and decided to stop by. They reported spending two hours digging through the free stuff (unknown how much effort was spent fending off other customers) and leaving with about 40lbs of Stuff (they did also go inside and get "whatever donation you think it's worth" stuff, for which they paid the prices on the tags)

ANYWAY

I saw the friend the other day and they gave me some stuff they'd picked out for me, which was mostly jewelry and sewing stuff. Included in the jewelry stuff was...this

Now. I do very much remember the late 80s/early 90s assortment of badly painted and dubiously sculpted resin craft heads, meant to be adorned with beads and charms and lace or Friendly Plastic™ and made into things like this

but I don't at all remember legs

so now I have legs and actually don't know how to use them

[fractangle]

[from-cj-with-love]

HE SCARES ME.

[catfindr]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE INTO SOMEONES HOUSE AND MY BAG RIPPED AND LOADS OF RUBBISH FELL OUT AND IT FLOODED THE HOUSE SO I RAN OUT THE WINDOW AS SOMEONE ELSE GOT BLAMED… I'M SO SORRY DREAM PERSON.

[insanelyadd]

NEW UTDR NEWSLETTER IS OUT!

It also said:

What did you think? Did you enjoy your Valentines? Well, let me tell you, that was only a fraction of what we've prepared. You see, there are slightly less than 50 different cards... So, trade with your friends to collect 'em all!!

ALSO LOOK AT THESE CUTE GIFS OF PAPYRUS!!! PAPYRUS MY BELOVED <3

HIS LITTLE STEPPY!!!! (sobbing)

[undertalethingems]

APPARENTLY A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME DRAWING MY FACE! WELL, THAT'S ALL ABOUT TO CHANGE... THANKS TO THIS GUIDE, BY ME! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

OF COURSE, THIS IS JUST ONE METHOD... YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE IT IF IT DOESN'T SUIT YOU! BUT, I HOPE IT HELPS SOMEONE OUT THERE ACHIEVE THEIR DREAM OF DRAWING A CERTAIN VERY HANDSOME SKELETON.

AND IF YOU WANT TO DRAW A CERTAIN OTHER SKELETON, WELL, THERE'S A GUIDE FOR THAT TOO!

AND IF YOU WANT TIPS ON DRAWING ALL KINDS OF SKELETONS, CHECK THIS LINK OUTIE!

HAVE FUN!!!

[nerdyenby]

Zane: can’t stop fucking dying

Jay: can’t fucking die

Kai: just some fucking guy

Cole: died without dying that one time

Lloyd: can’t fucking stay dead

Nya: just some guy- WHAT THE FUCK SHES IMMORTAL NOW- oh wait, nevermind

[syn4k]

THEY HAD ROADS

THEY HAD POTTERY. ART . THEY HAD ART.

THEY HAD ARMOR TRIMS

THEY HAD TALL, COLORFUL HOUSES WITH LADDERS IN THEM AND GLAZED TERRACOTTA AND MUD BRICKS

RHEY HAD COLORED GLASS. COLORED!!! GLASS!!!

WHAT ARE THE PLAYERS NOW AND WHERE ARE THESE???? WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY DID THEY RUN?

WHAT DID WE LOSE?

WHAT WAS LOST? WHAT WAS LOVED?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS GAME1

Something that we are not quite meant to know yet. Or maybe never.

[cyber-therian]

my feed is all memes im tired of it… i need more alterhumans , therians , otherkin , otherhearted , etc mutuals

PLEASE INTERACT!!! IF U HAVE A PINNED AND I DONT VIOLATE UR DNI/U DONT VIOLATE MINE I WILL FOLLOW !!!

pls reblog :3!!

[sunshine-zenith]

AN ERROR HAS OCCURRED

[jojo-schmo]

YO, WHAT KIND OF ECLIPSE IS THIS????

[mushroomjuice]

IM CRYING HELLO??

[gremlinoffthestring]

Urm hi. ISAT as things I've said before. Part two!!!! Literally hasn't been that long since part one but oh well

PART THREE YIPPEE

[what-even-is-thiss]

*kicks down your door*

HEY DO YOU WANNA HEAR HOW THESEUS FROM THE MINOTAUR MYTH LOST HIS ASS?

[rosie-kairi]

FUCK YOU DAYBREAK TOWN!!!!

IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO PULL NEW MEDALS THIS WEEKEND

YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO COME TO “MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S MEDALS!!!”

BAD DEALS! MEDALS WITH NO SUPERNOVA CAPABILITIES! NO GUARENTEED MERCY PULLS!

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND A BARGAIN AT MOOGLE MART-

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT

GUARANTEED!

IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL-

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

YOU HEARD US RIGHT

SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

BRING YOUR GEMS. BRING YOUR MUNNY. BRING YOUR PARTY

WE’LL FUCK ‘EM

THAT’S RIGHT WE’LL FUCK YOUR PARTY!

BECAUSE AT MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S MEDALS YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY!

TAKE A HIKE TO MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S- HOME OF CHALLENGE PVE! THAT’S RIGHT CHALLENGE PVE

HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH A PVE ARENA FULL OF MIMIC CHESTS AND CYBUGS AND NOT DIE YOU GET NO FAILED MERCY DRAWS

DON’T WAIT. DON’T DELAY. DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR CHIRITHY’S HEAD OFF

MOOGLE MART HELL’S THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF!!

HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE AFTER YOU CLICK ON THAT BANNER.

AND IT BETTER NOT BE A DUD OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

GO TO HELL

MOOGLE MART’S HELL’S MEDALS: HOME OF THE MEANEST SON’S A BITCHES IN THE WORLD OF DAYBREAK TOWN. GUARENTEED!!!