#Caught me off guard

[rpz127]

five pizzas… and a what??

[judectrl]

tiktok comments wildin again

[thebisexualwizard]

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

[kassie-33]

First time meeting Neia was truly... unforgettable

@anathemafiction's The Golden Rose

[thethirdpapa]

What in the love of -

[primordialsoupvendor]

Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.

The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.

Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.

His funeral is next week.

- the shovel australia; unknown author

[theinfinitytomybeyond]

Found Rick in the abandoned DeJarnette Sanitarium (urbex-ing not vandalizing, don't worry)

He really is everywhere

[void-of-jelly]

pov you’re me at work, blowing up balloons and starting mid-evil midwest and you hear the flashback at the beginning of episode two

[dwarvenchords]

good morning

if you’re @i-am-church-the-cat you know what’s about to happen

AAAAAAAAEDHFKFIEHEJEOEYEKEUEHEODJDNROHRKRRRORURJRORJRB

WHAT THE FUCKDUHDLDDHKDODHEKE

IVE DIED IVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN IM IMPLODING

ok that was so much energy i am done now HAPPY FREE PRACTICES LETS SEE HOW MUCH OF A SHITSHOW THIS WEEKEND WILL REALLY BE

[tilebytiles]

ALEX TURNER TRENDING?? Good morning ….

[aro-pancake]

I was playing The Wolf Among Us a couple days back, when mr Pancake entered the room and sat down next to me.

Him: He (Bigby) kinda looks like Bradley Cooper in The Hangover.

Me: I... Guess? Never really noticed that.

Now I can't unsee it.

[eldesperadont]

sorry to put Sammy on your dash but the subtitle hELP

[fantasiacafecat]

Gore: Camilla Valerius, Not gonna lie, I don't get it. Now, Faendal. Bosmers make for a good time. Trust me.

Ko'hira:

[thisbreadisnotgucci]

Guys guys guys Heartstopper season 2 was freakin g amazing BUT the best part?

Tao. Hands down it was Tao.

I love his development, his growth,, and his relationship with Elle!!! They are so cute 🥰

I’ve been a Tao apologist since day 1 so this season just really gave me all the crumbs, the whole cookie in fact.

[somber-sapphic]

Typed in "fun rock" to Spotify and the first song in the playlist was Bullet by Hollywood Undead 😭😭😭

[booksandberries]

shit I'm really sorry about the possible spoiler in my fic. idk if it's real because I haven't seen the movie but I'm gonna edit the tags now.

again, I'm really sorry

I was wondering how you'd even know fkucgjd thanks