#bisexual panic

[gyudons]

the hades series rubbing my bisexuality in my face -> HADES I | HADES II

[littlemelly]

i feel like this level of hotness should be illegal

[multifandominfj]

When her side profile fucks you up THAT bad, you need 5-7 business days to calm down and rehydrate. 😮‍💨🤤

[till-you-scream-and-cry]

...*bisexual screeches*

[bidotorg]

[livsjaded]

why is everyone in mortal kombat 1 so attractive? like… i am bi panicking.

[creepyboyandhisforestfriends]

I’m so bisexual about the x files right now

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pirates of the caribbean but i've never watched it

I'm not even going to pretend to know what I'm doing here. *really bad pirate voice* aye maties let's be uh crimes?

I haven't watched a single movie of this franchise. I haven't even seen an edit. Here's all I've got:

These movies were a formative bisexual experience/bi panic for almost every bisexual. I saw it happen in Heartstopper.

Jack Sparrow is the main guy. He's hot.

Johnny Depp is in this, and I adore him, so that's a point in POTC's favour. Kiera Knightley is in this, and she is gorgeous. When is she not. I love her acting. Orlando Bloom is in this. I don't know who he is. He is rather pretty, though.

There is a man, a woman, and a pirate, played by Bloom, Knightley and Depp respectively. I know Tumblr, and I can already hear you now: Ah yes, the three genders, man, woman and pirate. Listen, you little shits, this is all I know. Don't come for me.

There's a guy with octopus tentacles coming out of his face, but not in a kinky way, I think. I really, really hope. He's the villain, but he's not. A small white capitalist man is.

When there is moonlight, they turn first-Twilight-movie-blue-saturated and dead. Except they're not dead, because they're not alive. It makes sense in the movies. I think.

There is jewellery involved. I'm not sure if it's a get-rich-quick scheme or something involving the undead.

The man and the woman are in love.

They, uh, do pirate things. There's a kingdom.

The woman is abducted and the man and her say romantic shit through the bars.

The woman threatens to throw a gold chain down.

Jack Sparrow says smartass shit and does his best to avoid doing the right thing and facing the consequences. What an icon.

Jack Sparrow has a jar of dirt, and it is important to him. He sings a song, though I can't make out if that is a fandom joke.

Feel free to educate me. You'll have to reblog this to spread it around so people can yell at me, though, because I have no idea what to tag this with.

[marvelsgirl616]

Sabrina Carpenter for SKIMS.

*high pitched scream*

[lavend3r-stardust]

Need to feel her flip me over so my ass is on full display as she smacks it around, feel her palms grab at my cheeks as she guides her cock up and down my dripping pussy before sliding it in all the way . . . Need to hear her gasp as i take her cock inside me, hear her grunt and groan in my ear about how fucking tight i am as i clench around the length of it, need her nails digging into my hips as she pounds my pussy

[ortegavi]

i just saw the fnaf movie and this.

this. this is bi panic.

[khaleesi-rose]

I want someone to kiss me like that ✨

[runioni-scribbles]

Current state of Edelgard

[ghost-facess]

hand placement

[will80sbyers]

#bisexualpanic!!!

It left. It just went out the window. You're good... Oh, you saved me.

[oneofstarkskids]

RED NOTICE~

summary: three mentally unstable cons with daddy issues fight over an egg

personal rating: 10/10

{not my gif}