#Celery Man

[timeagainreviews]

Just wait until she discovers Tayne

[humanityisdying]

Computer, load up celery man, please.

[danndesigns]

Now Tayne I can get into

[mistresslrigtar]

~ mutuals I want to know better ~

I was tagged by the amazing @rachaeltad, thankyou! Personal post time!!

Last song I listened to: I currently have the alt rock band, Muse on heavy repeat, but... I heard a fantastic song on the radio today! Bakar's Hell N Back - the vibe is just so and this line - she had green eyes like Mountain Dew. I love that!

Fav colour: hot pink!!

Currently watching: rewatching Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Their comedic commentary on the absurdity of self-centered, selfish, out-of-touch Americans is *chef's kiss* And Nightman Cometh? A must see

Currently reading: trying to slog my way through What Remains of Day - not reading it is currently winning 🤣😂 It is one LONG paragraph - seriously.

Sweet/savoury /spicy: Savoury. Chips please!

Relationship status: Married

Current obsessions: uh...Zelink

Last thing I googled: the last thing I googled was Celery Man 😂😂

Currently working on: I Belong to You a Legend of Zelda alt-rock musical story

Now, who's next? I tag @hyylia, @minstrelsmusings, @aurathian, and @flutefemme. But no pressure.

[justinneue]

bringing this one back

vaporudd

[mbharestuff]

NUDE TAYNE

[lmxpsuedonym]

[superdrivel]

Tayne

[usuck]

Fuck Celery

It is the worst vegetable to ever exist

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(there's no veggie I loathe more than Celery)

[youvejustbeen-quattroed]

sometimes i get artblock and then all of a sudden i draw this while multitasking other things

[kafka-dawn]

i hope hi3rd never becomes a victim of the woke mind virus we do NOT need another game where they force male representation on us🤢🤢

[lucidragon]

computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

[drawtron2000]

these veggies gay! Good for them!

I just wanted to get this thing done ignore the background 😭😭😭😭

[celery-juice]

My Library Is Going To Get Rid of Tampon Dispensers in the Men's Bathrooms! You Can Stop Them!

A few months ago the San Antonio Public Library system implemented free tampon and pad dispensers in all men, women, and staff bathrooms in every library! Unfortunately, there have been a lot of complaints and defacing of the machines in the men's bathrooms, so they're considering removing them.

You can stop this! Before giving the link, I'll say please be kind!!! Focus on the positives of these machines being in the men's restrooms. The vast majority of staff WANT these dispensers in the bathrooms, but they need public support.

Fill out this form to contact library administration!

https://www.mysapl.org/About/Contact-Us-Library-Administration/Contact-SAPL?sendto=SAPL

Deadline is March 3, 2025! If it's the 4th then I say go for it anyway, but I'm not sure if it will matter anymore

If you would rather call, or want your comment to be received ASAP, you can call our Interim Director herself! You can DM me for her work number, which IS publicly available, I'm not doxxing her, but I don't want to put her number here for any malicious person scrolling to use

[phoenixkaptain]

People are like “oh, you don’t like celery? Have you tried-“

It’s. No. I don’t just “not like celery.” My body has such a visceral reaction to the very inaction of celery sitting in my mouth that I throw up. To taste is to drink poison. To chew is to feel how my soul shall shred in its demise. I cannot swallow, as my throat closes and refuses to allow passage, as well as airflow.

Yes. I have tried celery dipped in peanut butter.

[coprolite-moment]

What are Striker and Dennis's issues?

honestly, not that deep. it's kinda just "two professional murderers with abysmal social skills forced to be roomates, hijinks ensue"

they're simply not two guys that'd get along upon first impression. After a few drinks and bonding by a bonfire? HARD maybe. but they're not getting to that stage for a while.

also half my entire reason for starting this niche series in the first place were inspired by the surprisingly large amount of these floating around