#Cerberus 666

[devildomwriter]

Mammon Birthday Special 100 Fun Facts

1. Mammon states that he sleeps in the nude

2. Mammon despises witches and was nearly chopped into pieces by them once but Lucifer rescued him (although Lucifer was also the one to recommend they cut him into pieces)

3. When Levi tried attacking Mammon in his sleep, before he could even bring his foot down on Mammon, Mammon had him in a headlock

4. Mammon has a habit of stripping while drunk

5. Mammon does not like it when bath’s smell like flowers

6. Mammon’s dream for the future is having a carefree and playful life

7. Mammon starts his baths by washing his head

8. Mammon’s fear of ghosts and monsters originates a little after a year of living in the Devildom when he is possessed by a ghost

9. Mammon hates a Devildom song called “Corpse Rock”

10. Karasu refers to Mammon as noodle-boy

11. In earlier chats and Devilgrams Mammon is said to be a cat person, in later stories he is said to be a dog person, but his birthday information card again states he is more of a cat person

12. Mammon’s motto is “Money will makes the Devil turn millstones.”

13. Mammon’s daily activity is procrastinating in MC’s room

14. Mammon is obsessed with his shades and when he accidentally breaks them he’s devastated

15. According to Beelzebub, Mammon is bad at cooking and doesn’t make good peanut butter sandwiches

16. When Belphie and Beel helped Mammon pick out his human world outfit, he was so touched he bought them their human world clothes

17. Mammon states if the Devildom disappeared tomorrow he’d borrow as much money as he wanted to spend and not have to pay any of it back

18. Mammon’s favorite food in hell is Soy Sauce flavored cup ramen

19. In a love survey in B’s log, Mammin is said to be the active one pursuing love

20. Mammon is said to attract the “sassy and outgoing” types

21. The first thing Mammon does in the morning is check his stocks

22. In the love survey in B’s log when asked if he’d want to be bound by or bind his lover his response was “what do you want me to do? What did you say? Idiot!”

23. Mammon’s car is a Demonio 666 Lexura. The specific type was very rare and (unbeknownst to him originally) only with Lucifer and Diavolo’s help was he able to get it

24. Mammon easily forgets anniversaries and special dates of remembrance

25. Mammon is unable to express himself frankly

26. Mammon likes R&B music

27. Mammon is not a morning demon

28. One of the first things in the game said about Mammon by his brothers is that he’s a masochist

29. The results of a demon brain scanning app showed that Mammon’s thoughts are 90% money

30. Mammon’s worst RAD subject is Hexes and Curses

31. Mammon became Lucifer’s attendant in the Celestial Realm before Leviathan had even been born

32. Mammon was once almost roasted alive by hellfire

33. Mammon is a very bad liar and often admits exactly what he did when explaining that’s not what he did

34. Mammon was almost the one to tame Cerberus but Lucifer rushed in as he was about to confront the dog

35. Mammon is extremely protective of his little brothers

36. When forced to be honest, Mammon admits how much he admires and respects Lucifer

37. When Lucifer has a bad day, Mammon will bring him a drink and sandwich without being asked

38. Mammon was almost kicked out of the celestial realm thousands of years before the fall until Lucifer got through to him

39. Besides the people who were told what Simeon was going through in season 4, Mammon was the first one to notice something was wrong with him

40. Once Mammon was punished by Lucifer by being tickled until he laughed so hard he was humiliated

41. Mammon was given a serum with unknown results that caused him to tell MC he wanted to do many explicit things with them

42. Even Michael was unable to handle Mammon as an angel

43. Mammon is so fast that not even Diavolo and Lucifer can catch up to him

44. It’s been mentioned multiple times that Mammon uses crows as familiars

45. When Lucifer cannot trust Diavolo, he turns to Mammon

46. Mammon once called up Simeon to ask about significant lines in the TSL series so he could successfully hack into Leviathan’s akuzon account

47. Levi and Mammon sometimes perform standup comedy

48. When Mammon tried making a cake for Lucifer on his birthday in the Celestial Realm, he accidentally destroyed the kitchen, infuriating Michael

49. Mammon works as a model occasionally

50. In lesson 11 of the game Mammon claims he is well over 5,000 years old

51. In the celestial realm Mammon would often watch over the younger angels

52. Mammon once tried selling bird feathers to the lesser angels, claiming they were seraph feathers

53. In the celestial realm, Mammon once used the lesser angels to play a game of life-size chess

54. Mammon is said to have been the one who rallied and encouraged the angels in the Celestial war

55. Unlike his brothers, Mammon doesn’t often lose control of his powers

56. Whenever Mammon comes up with solutions to a crisis, they usually make things worse

57. Mammon struggles with math unless he thinks about it as calculating money

58. Mammon loves pandas because they’re profitable

59. Mammon always lets his brothers know about sales and deals going on

60. Mammon is the one who told Lucifer to always have pride and not regret his decision about the war

61. Mammon was cursed to speak like a cat during season 4 and Satan was unable to leave his side even getting Mammon to play with cat toys.

62. The first time Mammon lost control of his powers and transformed into a demon in the game is when he misunderstood a conversation between Levi and MC and assumed they had “relations”

63. Mammon is one of the only people who will indulge Asmodeus and watch his one-man fashion shows

64. When Mammon put too many meals on Satan’s tab, Satan called up Solomon and told him Mammon wanted to try his new recipe

65. Mammon has kidnapped MC multiple times

66. Mammon sometimes goes clubbing with Asmo after part time jobs

67. After Mammon sold all of their silverware he was fired from Ristorante Six

68. Mammon is sometimes referred to as MC’s pet

69. Mammon continues to insist he’s MC’s master not the other way around

70. Mammon sees Luke as his little brother

71. Student council members used to oversee detention until Mammon kept getting detention himself

72. Mammon once accidentally cast a spell on himself that made him burst into song

73. Mammon once accidentally turned himself into a dog

74. Mammon accidentally cursed himself and became extremely small. He was scared of how Beel was looking at him

75. When Mammon made the Miss’em dolls he became extremely wealthy but later blew it all on gambling

76. Mammon is too scared to watch horror movies alone and asks Lucifer to watch them with him

77. Mammon once attacked Lucifer with a three-prong pitch fork when he embarrassed him

78. Mammon has cried from fear of Simeon multiple times

79. Mammon was unable to even pretend to break up with MC

80. Mammon is one of the reasons you need a permit to get to the human world rather than do so freely

81. Mammon got a Mohawk once but his brothers teased him so much he immediately got rid of it

82. Mammon loves the Devildom version of Harry Potter

83. Mammon often threatens lesser/younger demons to hand over all their money

84. Mammon once stopped a bank robbery and demanded the money as compensation

85. Mammon accidentally cut down a Christmas tree gifted to Lucifer from Diavolo

86. Mammon was tricked by Lucifer to gamble against everyone he’d ever screwed over all at once

87. Mammon calls going to the horse races “seeing the horsies” to try and convince MC to tag along

88. When he was Lucifer’s attendant, Mammon sought for a rare Crystal Lily flower to gift him but got lost and Lucifer had to come find him

89. Mammon used Serenity Manor as collateral in gambling as soon as he got to the human world, almost forcing everyone to go right back to the Devildom

90. When coming up with proposal’s Mammon forced Simeon, Solomon, and Luke to participate in a flash mob

91. Mammon has a blood oath with MC and Leviathan

92. Mammon accidentally won Henry 1.0 while trying his first Devildom ice cream. He was nearly eaten.

93. Mammon owns an AK-47 after winning it over in a game against Leviathan

94. Mammon fees guilty that he didn’t have a grand reason to follow Lucifer to hell rather than just feeling like it

95. Mammon once lost a bet to a bunch of rabbits

96. Mammon prefers spicy foods to sweets

97. Mammon extorted Satan for 50,000 Grimm in exchange for throwing him a baseball

98. Mammon’s highest known rank in the celestial realm within the game is a Throne

99. When Mammon was turned into a Test Name box he got used to it immediately, disappointing Beelzebub

100. Mammon died in season 4 for a few minutes but was brought back by Barbatos

[systuffs]

premade headmate inspo #02

theme: grunge devil

disclaimer: there is a high chance that headmates formed/introjected/etc will not be the same as written - and that's okay! made for willowers & for existing headmates looking for an identity to latch to. <3

WE ARE ANTI RADQUEER.

names: asmo / asmodeus, mal / malevolent, acacus, jasper, ash, julian, belial, lucifer, cerberus, blake, sinn, jinx, atlas species: devil / demon pronouns: he/him, she/her, hx/hxm, shx/hxr, ve/vier, ne/nim, se/sers, xe/xyr, it/its, sin/sins, bat/bats, devil/devils, 666/666s, genders: genderfuck, demongender, devilphobic, unholybodiment, demonbite / demonbitten, demonture, demonbatic, rockstardaemonic

orientation: arospec omni pan personality: mischevious, daring, witty, cunning, playful, teasing, lighthearted, lazy, easy going, relaxed, adaptive, protective, stubborn hobbies: collecting rocks, sketching, playing pranks, skating (board & skates) fun fact: is really good at comedy & can make just about anyone laugh inspo: devils, vermillion red, grunge & punk aesthetics

faceclaim ideas: [ 01 || 02 ]

[deusvervewrites]

Support for All x Heroes May Cry: Izuku gives Devil Arms to those he thinks can use it properly. My ideas are that Jiro gets Nevan (it's an electric guitar), Mei gets Pandora (666 weapons, and she'll still try to add more), Shoji or Himiko gets Lucifer (All the swords for them to hold/use), Shouto gets Cerberus (He gets lightning now). Can't think of more for the others.

Checks out

[dysphoric-bitch-boy]

@555cat

so we know that 555 + 111 = 666, and that the opposite of cat is dog and that 666 is the devil's number and where does he live? hell! and who's the guard of hell? Cerberus...

so im fully convinced im mutuals with the guard dog of hell, thank you for your time

[pet-shop-of-horror-fan]

What if in the Queen Bee episode Vortex’s girlfriend was Cerberus and she worked for Beelzebub?

In this idea, Beelzebub would be the ruler of Gluttony and Cerberus would be his hellhound.

This way, she would be way above Loona and it would explain how she could be openly dating a hellhound.

It would also add nuance to hellhound lore, as it would make since for a hellhound who works so closely with a high ranked demon to get some of their status by proxy.

Maybe Beelzebub would feel that they are too far above hellhounds to have parties with them. Maybe that’s why Cerberus does the work. Maybe Cerberus loves her people (hellhounds) but she forgets that she is privileged.

Also, Viv and fans could still have Sexy Canine Lady #666. Lest we forget!

[docorpheus]

what did cerberus do, apollyon? please explain why he deserves to be in the radio

Look, I think it's pretty self explanit-

TUNING OUT: 666

[illegal-arts]

The werewolf is Cerberus and the short dude is Kyler! Yall can ask about em if ya want. I love talking about them <3

[hellguarded-a]

@hellhunted​​​

[mansons-horror-queen]

Look at this cutie I got🖤

(Thanks to my sister!)

[alicec-666]

🎶Are you walking a Dog

Cuz the Dog isn't new?

Are you out of CONTROL

Is that Dog walking YOU?

Haven't you had enough? Now your time is up

Baby, show me your HELL!

(c) Madonna - Voices

[ghoulspawn]

Alright since the app didn't want to save my post.

Today has been a stress heap.

Here we go again.

Today, 6-24-19 I found it a bit hard to sleep. This will sound cheesy but I almost always have a hard time sleeping when colt isn't there beside me. I tend to wake up whimpering grasping the sheets and it annoys even myself.

I awoke to the sound of my dog, chaos barking. Telling me he needs to go potty. Fine. I got up, threw some clothes on and went to the bathroom before I took him out.

This next part is TMI but I feel was relevant throughout the whole day. As I was in the bathroom I was wondering when my next cycle would start. My mood swings and physical changes are way to distinct for it not to be right around the corner. And lo and behold, who came knocking but aunt flow!

I finished up and took chaos outside, to which Colt's dad came up to me all pissy. Someone had put rocks out by the small pond and he mowed over them. Well I didn't put them there. Colt did because he was planning on building a deck, but noticed pumpkins growing, so he did it as a means to block his dad from mowing over them. Which still, he inebitably did.

He angrily asked me if I wanted to walk in tall weeds, to which I responded that I didn't care. He seemed confused but I told him how I do it every day for the dog.

For the people who don't know.

Which is all of you, lol hello. I live out in the country side of Midwestern America. Where the dirt roads make everything dusty, and the wildflowers grow tall. And I love it out here. We live on a small pasture. Unfortunately with no livestock but chaos still likes to go all the way out there to do his business lol.

I don't care about walking through tall grass because I love nature. I love identifying plants, picking flowers, catching bugs, collecting them, fishing, and encountering the wildlife.

Basically anything I could do in animal crossing is all I ask for.

I know this is getting long but my day is just starting.

By me going back to sleep until 5pm lol

I wake up right as colt gets home and he flops down on top of me, and we cuddle in bed for the next hour. Again, this is all I could ask for.

By the time I actually get up. I still have a few hours before I go to work. So I decide to relax a bit, take a dab, watch some tv. Then I remembered I needed to get pads! So I tell colt and dash over to dollar General (lol that's the closest store we have around here)

As I'm walking up, one of the employees starts talking to me about my hair again. I've been trying to go from black, to green. It's not what I want yet but still in progress. I'm not a professional, but I am proud of the current outcome. We talked about different dyes and things I could do. It's kind of like chemistry in a way. Like a science experiment each time I give it another round and it's fun!

I get back home, and decide to start putting on my makeup. I wanted a more unnatural, goblin-esk look today because that is very much my aesthetic atm.

I also decide to check up on the bridal group chat and give them a heads up on the schedule.

Again, for all of you who don't know, which is in fact ALL of you. I am in a wedding. No it's not MY wedding, but the bride isn't very good at planning things. So I've been helping. Just alittle too much if you ask me. I need to back up.

But. We have a 3 day event coming up THIS WEEKEND that still isn't really planned out. So I'm trying to push it so this isn't a disaster.

But two people decide they want to interrupt me every time I try to speak and change plans. Normally I wouldn't have an issue. But there's just something that's ticking me off when one of the girls says "I'm not the one planning this so don't come to me about it" yet is one of the first people to interject her opinion when the plans are made.

This isn't their wedding. It's not mine either. But at the same time, the plans are made WITH the bride. It's not like I'm Willy nilly just planning Shit. No. This is Shay's wedding. So they're gonna have the final say. I'm just relaying the message.

All I'm trying to say is that as a social PARTY. As in, let's say a party in world of Warcraft getting ready for a raid or dungeon. It's much better to all meet up at one point, and get all your buffs up before going to the raid/dungeon right? Not to Leroy Jenkins everyone and fuck things up.

We're going to a native hooved animal enclosure to feed the buffalo and elk.

I'm driving over an hour to get there, and think it's more plausible to meet up at a Wal-Mart, stock up on food for the animals, and ourselves, and carpool over there. TOGETHER as a PARTY. We all meet together and funeral march over there so no one gets lost or confused.

But Christina just wants to Leroy Jenkins it all the way to the enclosure, which is located in a huge nature reserve and just find people as they come I guess. And that's what was making me so upset.

So i decide to stop replying to the group chat for a while, and tell shay what's going on. And like with the hands of the gods, shay interjects saying they ALSO feel it's a better idea to meet up at one point before going over.

So that settled that. Or so I thought.

I get to work around 10pm and my boss tries to tell me, that the Thursday I scheduled off two months in advance; The day I've been having so much trouble planning with everyone, I have to work.

And since I was still on my mood swings from the whole situation earlier, I almost break down. But we talk it out, so now I don't have to work until 6pm, which is generous of him.

But THEN,

And I swear this is the last bit

He also tells me that I can't bring this stuffed animal with me to work anymore. What's wrong with that? You ask. "You're an adult. You should act normal and not carry around stuffed animals like a child." Right?

You see, it would normally be fine. If it weren't for the fact that I was having a mood swing and that this isn't just a stuffed animal to me.

Its a three headed black dog. It's Cerberus. On each head is the number 6, forming a 666 on all three heads. It's goth, it's cute, totally my aesthetic, and something you would expect from killstar.

Since I happen to be a bit emotionally sensitive from time to time, I will bring it in place of a service animal. I don't think it would be such a problem if it weren't for the number and the fact that apparently people have literally complained about it.

They literally complained about the weird green haired girl carrying a stuffed animal. Wow.

I understand that I live in the thick leathery part of the bible belt, where The "lil ol' country folk 'round these here parts" are still afraid of a number. Of course THEY couldn't understand why I would carry something like this in the first place without downright judging me. Or complaining first.

But like I said, this isn't just a stuffed animal, or even just an emotional support tool for me.

The main reason this particular stuffed animal is so important that I, an adult feel the need to carry it around in the first place is because I feel it is a vessel for my late familiar. Who happened to be a big black dog. And although I quite literally have his skull, the doll is what feels more like him. And feels more familiar.

Fuck you! I won't do what they told me!

But of course I can't expect the people around here to understand that. Although more and more witches rise up each day, we are still surrounded by the thick views of Christians around here.

I'm just waiting for the day that someone complains to my boss about my green hair. Or my goblin eyebrows, and they tell me to go "more natural"

And to that, I say

Fuck you! I won't do what they told me!

[blog-of-tahuti]

Smite + AO3tags

[gentrychild]

For the Character Headcanon Game:

Sir Kalego.

Thank you.

The world hates him and Kalego hates it back!

Went into teaching specifically because he is a sadist.

Has cursed Sullivan 666 times.

Has cursed Iruma six times.

Has cursed Opera 666666 times.

Used to be a cat person before meeting Opera.

Has a love-hate relationship with his uncle. His uncle loves him. Kalego hates him.

If he goes to bed and realizes he forgot to give Cerberus belly rubs, he will get out of bed and accomplish his duty.

Expensive tastes.

Great gardener.

That one is obvious but he doesn't like people making fun of him?

Balam's mothers think they will end up together something they mention every time he visits. Every time, he explains that while Shichirou would make a great spouse, he doesn't intend to marry ever.

Learned to play piano to impress someone.

Is aware that Azz hates his guts and knows why.

Thinks that Iruma was spoiled since birth by Opera and Sullivan and that's why he doesn't have much common sense.

[victoriareyloficlists]

19 December 2021 Additions to Reylo Angst

These fics have been added to the Angst list located here.

You are (not) a Monster by Saoirse7 (AO3 2021  Rated T Complete, 8 Chapters, Werewolf AU, Quick Synopsis: On a full moon night, drunk Rey mistakes a werewolf for a stray puppy. She coos at him and takes him home, feeds him, even washes off the dried mud (blood) on his fur. The next morning, she finds a naked man built like a fridge sleeping on her bedroom floor.) don't forget me, i beg by hi_raeth (AO3 2020  Rated T Complete, 5 Chapters, Modern AU, Quick Synopsis: The one in which Rey travels back to her college town for Finn and Poe's wedding, only to stumble upon the café she always dreamed of opening and the ex she never quite got over.) what once was lost by hi_raeth (AO3 2020  Rated T Complete, One-Shot, Hades/Persephone AU, Quick Synopsis: "CERBERUS (THE MIDDLE ONE BITES). IF LOST, PLEASE CALL 666-666-666". Alternatively: the one in which a three-headed puppy reunites our star-crossed lovers.)

[sparkbeast20]

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@vallzxarii and @sayumiht Thank you so much of the kind words 🥰🥰

@breezethroughthesummertrees Thank you 😙 It would've easy to make it a MC and Lucifer pairing. But since its about the angelic event. I just had to make it Poly!MC and brothers.

@hobin-gnoblin Oh don't worry. After I finish all the 666 requests. The next story is going to be more angst! (And I read your ask, and just have a hard time to answer it because I'll touch to what you said 😭)

@ice-icebaby I'm so glad that you love that part. I wanted to make a small Lucifer and Cerberus bonding moment that would be just him petting Cerberus and the hound enjoying to have his master back! 😊

[nonbinary-weirdo]

A more assertive Charlie on the 666 news threatening Katie and reminds her who pays her salary? Oh thats right, her fucking dad! "So watch your tone with me, sweet cheeks, if you disrespect me, my daddy will chop you to ribbons and feed you to CERBERUS!!!" She goes all giggly, and sweet again. "Oh and, Katie? Change your dress, I can see your camel toe from here, you shameless slut."

"Ooooooooooh!" Tom Trench hollers!

Vaggies like "......Damn!"