#Charted

[jimjamjomjum]

Call me back when you get this.

[its-short-for-jackalope]

no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (3/3)

...alrighty thats all of em!!! this has been the magic of adhd hyperfocus! my brain is fried now

[helisol]

redraw? not quite but anyway CHARTED IN THE YEAR 2024 WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT

[isogenderskitty]

sorry i can’t work tomorrow i have to think about ted holding charlotte & pete’s hands at the end of black friday for the rest of my life

[scripted-downfall]

I know that, in canon, the Latte Hatte is Zoey, but my headcanon is that Ted is actually referring to Nora because he's a pathetic wet cat of a man with a Type. There is no actual "Latte Hatte" because everyone just imagines whichever of the three Beanie's workers they like and rolls with it.

Ted's goes "ah, yeah, the Latte Hatte (Nora)" and Paul nods sagely "indeed, the Latte Hatte (Emma)" while Bill's like "Don't talk that way about her (Zoey); she reminds me of my daughter!"

[the-spaced-out-ace]

This is a weekly occurrence I think

[lgorstheme]

This one goes out to all my fellow chartedders I hope this edit I've cooked up doesn't inflict too much psychic damage upon you all

[junosarcade]

“one for the road..”

i have like three other hatchetverse pieces to do but uhm. tedchar

[notanerdyprude]

i love tedchar so fucking much im gonna fucking puke

[raspberrysmoon]

ted calling charlotte 'princess' in bed bcs its cute and it works for the mood and then it becomes 'princess' outside of bed because it makes her feel important and wanted and suddenly everyone in the office calls her princess when they think she needs a reminder of her worth. is this anything

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Charlotte: So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be-

Ted: Excuse me, there's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow!

[yourlocalabomination]

Sometimes even sleazeball’s get lucky.

+ Bonus:

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Has this been done yet? I haven't seen it been done yet so I'm gonna assume it hasn't been done yet.

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

tedchar is one of the most tragic hatchetfield ships purely from that it is so. normal.

theres nothing that forces charlotte out of hatchetfield like with lexthan, she can live there as she pleases.

she isnt doomed to remain a mystery to everyone like miss holloway, so ted could easily learn anything he wanted about her unlike duke.

they’re just two co-workers, one trapped in an unhappy marriage that she refuses to leave, constantly digging herself a bigger pit of guilt each time she strays from her commitment to her husband, and one hopelessly in love with a woman he cant have, either because he’s too scared to lose her like he lost his first love, or because she simply won’t be with him.

there’s nothing cosmic stopping them, its only them. it’s a self-sabotaging relationship that they can make work, but they won’t. no matter how many times charlotte says ‘the last time’ and no matter how deeply ted grows to care for charlotte. charlotte will always have a shitty husband, ted will always be a side-piece.

~~~

[isogenderskitty]

ted going “if you don’t like what we’re doing here there’s the door!” to charlotte in HER HOUSE is insane

[moodmoodthecrabking]

sweetoffski dog and rabbit moodboard requested by @notanerdyprude