#Chloe ‘Squirrel’ McKinley oc

[callmemana]

Whiskey Bottles & Wild Flowers: Meet Busch & Jack:

The first couple of years that Beau and Katherine was married, they were just starting to think about children. To practice for a baby, they decided to get a little Golden Retriever.

It took a few days after they brought him home for the puppy to get a name, Busch. Beau & Katherine still laugh about how he got his name.

Then, seeing that Busch was lonely and needed a friend, they got another one and named him Jack. The dogs helped keep each other company and helped herd the cows when the newly wed couple needed it.

As the couple celebrated their second anniversary, the topic of children came up again, and they started trying. When Katherine was in the early stages of pregnancy, it was actually the dogs that gave her the idea that she might be.

Busch and Jack would follow her around and protect her everyday. At first, Katherine thought that maybe the dogs were sick, then after weeks of the behavior, it finally clicked.

Dogs can smell things that people can’t, maybe they can tell if the hormones in her body changed. So, Katherine took a pregnancy test and when it came back positive, she hugged the dogs and all three ran to tell Beau the good news!

When they took the newborn TK home for the first time, the dogs raced to see their owners and tiny human. Beau gently set the carrier on the floor and whispered an ‘easy’ to the dogs before they came up and sniffed the baby.

Busch and Jack smelled the new addition to the family before Beau called them away and fed them. It was the start of an amazing friendship that would be continued as Baylie and a couple months later Amanda were born.

Busch & Jack were there for all of the big moments in their owners’ life. Busch was the one to get TK to walk for the first time, and later helped Baylie and Amanda.

Jack was an accomplice in one of TK’s first pranks on his sisters. Baylie’s first word was ‘Bus’ after he had taken her cheese stick. When Amanda rolled over the first time, it was because Jack had heard the command.

As the children grew into teenagers and experienced first days of junior high, high school, getting bullied, and heart break, Busch and Jack were there again for snuggles and kisses (for the girls), and rough housing and playing catch (for TK).

Busch and Jack were especially there for Amanda when Leo hurt her all those time when they were young. It broke her parents’ heart having to hear all of those things that their daughter said to the dogs. Duckie would join in on the snuggling and conversation too, but most of the time it was just the three of them.

Baylie would have the dogs join her when she did her chores around the land or when she rode her horse, Moon, on the trail. As the years went by and new people came into their lives, Busch and Jack became her confidants in her confusing feelings about Leo’s fellow aviator and pilot.

Baylie really struggled with what to do with the attraction she had for him, but in the end, it was those cute puppy-dog eyes from Jack that Baylie finally just said ‘fuck it’ and took the initiative and kissed Pretty Boy. Afterwards, when the shock wore off, she ran home and told Jack all about it!

TK & Chloe both agreed that both dogs would be in the wedding. Busch as the ring bearer, and Jack as the ‘Best Dog’, which took a lot of convincing to Chloe when it first came to light. Those same puppy-dog eyes worked on TK when he and Chloe had their first big fight.

TK had just stormed into the house and to him room. Jack, sensing his mood, followed behind closely, and laid in front of TK’s bedroom door until TK had enough of the whining and let him in, Busch not too far behind for the cuddles he would receive.

Like his sisters, TK told the dogs his problems and his feelings on them and the dogs listened to him. Once Jack answered TK’s “What should I do Jack? I love her,” with his own, “tell her you’re sorry idiot!”

So, TK shot out of bed and ran to the store to get Chloe’s favorite flowers and candies. When TK came home later, he thanked Busch & Jack with treats and pets.

When Leo came back to his home with his friend, Busch & Jack stayed by the Girl’s all the time, protecting them. Busch & Jack knew that the yellow haired boy human had hurt the yellow haired girl human that the dogs lived with.

He also knew that the boy, new one with brunet hair, was bad news for the brunette girl, he also lived with. The dogs teamed up and made sure that the two groups never were alone, which became hard when the other humans started to meddle in their plans.

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[callmemana]

Whiskey Bottles & Wild Flowers: Meet TK Pruitt & Chloe McKinley

TK Pruitt & Chloe McKinley met when they started college and lived in a co-ed building. TK went for engineering and Chloe for nursing. It’s strange and we still have no idea how those two majors ended up being in the same building.

Anyway, TK took the wrong turn to his class and ended up running into Chloe. They said their ‘sorries’ and then went on their ways. The next time they meet, it was at lunch. Chloe was in line, getting ready to get a tray, when TK came in and walked straight into the line, cutting her in line. She told him off, they laughed and talked afterwards. They ended up being friends and hanging out together before and after class.

After two semesters of college, TK dropped out, but would still make the drive to see Chloe during the weekend. They ended up getting together later that year. When Chloe and TK talked about the future, TK just knew she was it for him. A couple of years later He gave her a promise ring and told her once she’s down and out of school, he’d marry her. They were prefect together. TK, being the ever-loving country kid he is, loved fishing and getting dirty as a boy does, and as it turns out, so did she. Chloe had a girly side, but did enjoy the occasional getting dirty on the country side.

TK, is as his family would describe him, ‘the dumbest smart person you know’ He was super smart and a quick learner, but he would make just stupid ass decisions. TK is a serious person, but will let loose when needed. He didn’t like to show his love, unless it was to Chloe. He also didn’t have the greatest relationship with his younger sisters, Baylie & Amanda.

In his childhood, TK did a lot of activities. He played baseball, football, basketball, showed hogs, hunted, fished. You’d think the boy would be tired of doing all of these plus ranch work, but never was. He also was out a lot with friends in cornfields or basements having a party. He changed a lot when Chloe bumped into him.

Chloe had a little bit different childhood from her fiancé. She had three older brothers who were always fighting with each other and playing pranks, so she understood the hardships of Duck & Cricket faced with their brother. All three girls are best friends and hang out all of the time when TK isn’t attached to her hip. She also did a lot of things a father would do with his sons, hunting & fishing, to name a few. Chloe had a bad relationship with her mother, so she was closer to her dad.

When Chloe’s dad got sick when she was a teen and watched him lay in bed wilting away, she decided to become a nurse. So that she can help others who went through what she did. When Chloe went to college for nursing, she was determined to get it done and start her career. It was like fate when she ran into TK in the hall. She couldn’t be more in love than when she met TK.

TK and Chloe live at the ranch as of right now until he can save up for their own farm house. She works at the local hospital, while TK works at a warehouse. When they’re not too tired from work, they also help on the ranch. Chloe would love nothing more than to join the always interesting and lively Pruitt family.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #25

[At a mission brief]

Leo: hey, I’ve got an idea-

Viper: no.

The Aviators:

Viper: oh, sorry, it’s a natural reaction. Please carry on LTJG. Wolfe.

Leo: so first we get some fuel in our jets-

Viper: Absolutely fucking not. Demerit. 

Crick: *bursting into the room and slams door shut clearly panicked*

Duckie: oh god what did you do?!

Crick: nobody died!

Duckie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!

Tee: I have a question.

Duckie: yeah?

Tee: can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Duckie:

Tee: obviously this is all hypothetical-

Duckie: WHERE is Cricket?

Leo: books are for nerds.

Duckie: *smacks Leo on the head with a book*

Leo: NOOOO!

Leo: MY HAIR!

Leo: DUCKIE WHHHYYYY

Leo: *sobs loudly* I LOOK LIKE TEE!!

Tee: HEY!

Leo: *sobs in corner*

Crick: *tries to slap Leo’s ass as he walks past by*

Crick: *misses, trips and falls*

Leo: *tries to catch Crick but overbalances*

Leo: *tries to hold a chair for support*

Chair: *breaks*

Leo: *falls on top of Crick*

Duckie: *watching* it’s like watching two animals do an out-of-sync and very destructive mating dance.

Pregnant Chloe: you think we have enough responsibility to bring a child into this bunch of people and raise it?

Tee: Chloe, your problem is, is that you still see us as those idiots we were at school, when we were young, stupid and mostly high. But look at us now!

Chloe:

Duckie:

Cricket:

Daisy:

Leo:

Duckie: Leo’s hair is shorter.

Teacher: Mr. Wolfe, Ms Pruitts, I know it seems worthless to even ask but, Did you spike the Snowball Dance punch?

Duckie: something goes wrong, you blame us…

Cricket: after all these years, where’s the trust?

[pause]

The Trio: yes, we did.

Crick: Duckie. Prince Charming loves you.

Duckie: yeah, I’ve heard.

Crick: so will you go out with him?

Duckie: of course not.

Crick: PLEASE, DUCKIE!!

Duckie: I’m not sorry.

Crick: you don’t understand what you’re doing!

Duckie: I’m saying no to going out with the most arrogant guy in town.

Crick: no, he’s holding my chocolates hostage until I get you to agree to date him. Duckie PLEASE!!

Whiskey: well, honestly my favorite chocolate is-

Leo: *puts a hand over her mouth* Whiskey no

[distant rumbling]

Daisy: you can’t just go around saying that word!

Chatter: she didn’t know Daze!

Daisy: but still!

[house shakes]

[Duckie & Tee walks in]

Duckie: ..she said it didn’t she?

Dragon: said what-

[door bursts open]

Crick: DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?!

Leo: why did Wood search ‘pretty names for a baby girl’ ARE YOU PLANNING TO HAVE A BABY?

Duckie: not that I’m aware of no. Maybe I should ask him?

Duckie: *after a few minutes* no, but he said ‘we’re planning to have a niece’, so maybe you should ask yourself, are you having a baby?

Leo: am I having a baby?

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #26

Pretty Boy: excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

Duckie: yes.

Pretty Boy: I was gonna say ‘because it’s illegal to be this cute’ but now I’m curious.

Duckie: aggravated assault.

Beau: did you call your sister dumb tonight?

Duckie: no.

Duckie: i said, ‘are you dumb?’

Duckie: I was asking her.

Beau: do you think that was appropriate?

Duckie: very much so.

Duckie: *on the phone* and if I don’t get my money, I WILL call your probation officer, BITCH!

Rick: who are you talking to?

Duckie: Tee.

Leo: I hate it when people scream.

Crick: that’s not what you said to me last night.

Pretty Boy: *opens a window*

Pretty Boy: go and throw yourself out.

Pretty Boy: you call it a near death experience…

Leo: we call it a vibe check from God.

Ice & Slider: *eye twitches*

Beau: new rule: no animals in the house.

Crick: wow, you’re really gonna throw Duckie out like that?

Beau: *whacks Crick on the head*

Duckie: Cricket stop! I promised dad we wouldn’t do anything dangerous!

Cricket: *in a child’s wagon on top of a hill* I can’t believe you would just lie to our father like that.

Duckie: *laughs & hops in the wagon w/ her sister* I’m just kidding, he doesn’t give a fuck what we do now.

Duckie & Cricket: *after doing something dumb* don’t blame us! It was like 3 am, our brain cells were sleeping!

Tee: what brain cells?

Pretty Boy: I’m not gonna fight with you!

Duckie: why, because I’m a woman?

Pretty Boy: no, because you’re scary

Duckie: oh, alright.

Leo: your eyes are so beautiful.

Crick: *putting her glasses on* thank you. They don’t work.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #28

Crick: *to a pilot* I’m dating a pilot.

Merlin: oh! Iceman?

Crick: no, but he’s in his squadron.

Merlin: oh! Slider?

Crick: no, it’s-

Merlin: oh-oh! I know! Maverick?

Crick: if you just stop for a second-

Merlin: mmmh. Sundown?

Crick: no, I’m trying to tell you-

Merlin: Chipper?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Goose?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Sprawl?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Stinger?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Jester?

Crick: no.

Merlin: Hollywood?

Crick: ew, no. He’s dating my sister. It’s-

Merlin: *gasps loudly* ME?

Crick: what, no-!

Leo: no idiot, it’s me. *kisses Crick’s cheek*

Duckie: Penny for your thoughts?

Leo: *offended* my thoughts are worth more than a penny!

Duckie: no, they really aren’t.

Ice: *sneezes*

Leo: OMG the Iceman is dabbing!

Ice: I’m not, I just have allergies.

Ice: *about to sneeze again*

Leo: ooh he’s gonna do it again. Fuck it up Ice!

Beau: excuse me? I lost my daughters, Baylie & Amanda. Can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk: of course.

Beau: *leans into mic*

Beau: goodbye, you little shitheads.

Leo: a theif.

Ice: a thief.

Leo: a theif.

Ice: I before E, except after C.

Leo: thceif.

Ice: no.

[in the middle of a mission gone bad, pinned down by enemy fire]

Leo: are we dead yet?

Rick: no.

[a few minutes later]

Leo: are we dead yet??

Rick: look, if we die, I promise I’ll let you know!

Rick: I’m craving something sweet.

Duckie: *gestures to herself*

Rick: I said sweet, not spicy.

Leo: how come you’ve been so nice lately?

Duckie: what do you mean?

Leo: you’re just nicer than usual.

Duckie: I can punch you if you want.

Leo: every time I see Cricket, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Rick: that’s because you love her.

[later]

Crick: every time I see Leo, my heart clenches and I get all nervous.

Duckie: don’t get close to him again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

Police: you’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Duckie: wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: yes…three.

Duckie: oh, my God— what the fuck!?

Police: ma’am?

Duckie: LEO FUCKING FELL OFF!

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery #10

{both sisters looking in a full body mirror to check their outfits}

Duckie: you know what I see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady.

Cricket: …

Duckie: oh look, you’re here too!

Cricket: screw you, bitch.

Rick: *having a drink at the O Club at the bar*

Leo: *walks in and joins him for a drink*

Rick: oh, Wolfie. I need some advice.

Leo: *nods as he takes a pull of his beer*

Rick: I had an erotic dream about Duckie.

Leo: *chokes on drink & coughs*

Rick: I mean I like her, but I never thought I did that much! she’s just so beautiful and sexy…

Leo: she’s practically my little sister. so as my best friend, you get five seconds to run before I kick your ass. first, for even having a dream like that about Duck. And second, for telling me about it.

Rick: *abruptly gets out of bar stool and runs towards the other aviators*

Duckie: Leo, I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity!

Cricket: wait, this isn’t like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity, and then lost it, is it?

{in police station interrogation room}

Dragon: so, who should we call?

Whiskey: I’d call Ice or Sli but… I feel safer in jail.

Dragon: *nods* so, Mav?

Whiskey: definitely Mav.

Duckie: *eyeing all of the newbies {pilots}* look. in my town, there are two rules.

Cricket: one. don’t date Leo.

Daisy: two. don’t date Leo.

Chatterbox: yeah, even says that on the sign when you drive into town.

Duckie: “welcome to Riverview.” “don’t date Leo.”

Whiskey: *smirks* which of you did it?

Dragon: come on, Whisk! It’s both of them!

Cricket: actually, we all did one drunken night.

Whiskey: makes sense.

Rick: if you understand anything that Leo says, you’re the only one.

Cricket: BURN!

Duckie: oh, Pretty Boy can’t understand me! now I know how it feels to be a book.

Cricket: AH BURN!

Dragon: I am carrying Thomas Kazansky’s child.

Whiskey: Rach, you’re a pilot. how could you be so stupid? You’ll be grounded for at least a year and I’ll be stuck with those dunces!

Dragon: I joined the Navy. It’s in the contract to be an idiot.

Ice: small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Slider: that’s bullshit. Name one example.

Whiskey: wasps.

Dragon: spiders.

Leo: terriers.

Rick: *gestures to their women just a table away*

{the girls get up and join the boys after overhearing their conversation}

Waiter: *comes over with a tray full of shot glasses and a clear liquid in a bottle*

Duckie & Cricket: *downs the shots and then backhand their fiancés*

Dragon & Whiskey: *[accidentally] kicks shins of husbands*

The guys: *down the rest of their beers and then a shot to drown away their sorrows*

Ice: see?

Officer: tell me your names.

Leo: don’t tell him anything, Cricket!

Officer: *writes down cricket*

Cricket: Leo, you idiot!

Officer: *writes down Leo*

Rick: …you know you can wear shirts without ripping the left sleeve off first right?

Leo: you know you can wear shirts that aren’t two sizes too small right?

Rick:

Rick: carry on.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #38

Rick: only geniuses can say these words really fast. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed.

Ice: oh c’mon. No one’s falling for th—

Wolfie: IAMSTUPID

Chatter: anyone else d——

Leo: depressed?

Crick: dead?

Daisy: drained?

Duckie: disliked?

Chatter: …done… with their chores. what is wrong with you people?

John: so how did you guys get into a car accident?

Crick: well, we were driving, and there was a deer in the road that Leo didn’t notice.

Crick: so I yelled ‘Leonard, dear!’

Leo: *buried face in hands* and I responded with ‘yes, honey?’

Everyone:

Rick: mhm and on a COMPLETELY unrelated note, TK is in the hospital.

Chloe: what?

Leo: why are you hooking up the trailer and have your show number on?

Chatter: the favorite child does what she wants.

Duckie: are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Crick: get some Coors, our old red wagon, and make a water slide and then ride down all the hill?

Duckie: ok your thing is better, let’s do that.

Duckie: hey Pretty Boy, what are you eating?

Pretty Boy: a family-size bag of chips.

Duckie: that’s not family-sized… that’s regular sized…

Pretty Boy: everything is family-sized when you don’t have a family.

Duckie, Ruth, and Kat: Rick, nOo.

Pretty Boy: c’mon, Backwoods, let’s do something stupid!

Duckie: as far as I know, I already do.

Pretty Boy: you’re sitting here and reading, that’s not stupid?

Duckie:

Pretty Boy:

Duckie: you’re the something stupid Pretty Boy. christ.

[at some point at the O Club]

Rando: *pissed off* YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Wood: that’s surprisingly accurate.

Flyboys: *dying of laughter*

Crick: hey Duck, on a scale from 1-7 what’s your favorite day of the alphabet?

Duckie: purple.

Rick: ??? excUSE ME?

Leo: *takes a pull from beer* you get used to it.

John: guess what.

Leo: what?

John: no, you have to guess.

Leo: uh? I dunno?

John: your grandfather’s in a coma.

Leo: WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME GUESS THAT???

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #37

Leo: who the heck is Michael?

Tom: Commander Viper!

Ron: wait.

Ron: did you think his first name was Commander?

Leo:

Leo: no.

Duckie: damn, the power’s out.

Pretty Boy: don’t worry. I’ve got this!

Pretty Boy: *picks up Leo and shakes him violently, causing him to illuminate*

Duckie: wha-

Leo: I swallowed a flashlight.

Duckie: *on the verge of cardiac arrest* WHY WOULD YOU——

Leo: *after being knocked out* what happened? did I die?

Leo: *sees crick next to him* is this heaven?

Rick: *walks in*

Leo: oh no it’s hell.

Leo: don’t panic! I’m in charge

Tom:

Ron:

Charles:

Sam:

Pete:

Nick:

Marcus:

Jade:

Rachael:

Rick:

Rick: dude, I guess that’s why we’re panicking…

John: *walks in on the trio standing over a presumably dead body*

Trio:

Trio:

Duckie, Leo, and Crick: *in unison* he was like that when we found him.

[after the mission]

Mav: Leonard, your alive!

Wolfie: mentally, arguably. but physically? yes, I am.

Rando: so, what do your two fiends bring to the table?

Leo: well Duckie’s the brains, so she basically keeps us alive.

Rando: wait, so what does Cricket do?

Leo: the most important thing— she keeps me sane.

Duckie: what’s up, sluts? Guess who got out of prison again?

Dragon: sluts?

Whiskey: prison?

Ice: AGAIN?!

Tee: did you remember the gift for the staglings?

Chloe: the ‘staglings’?

Tee: you know… Bellamy & Boone? it’s like a duckling except it’s a baby stag?

Chloe: fawn. the word you’re looking for is fawn.

Tee: …

Tee: my word is better.

Duckie: I called you like fifty times! Why didn’t you answer the phone?

[flashback of Leo dancing to the ringtone]

Leo:

Leo: I didn’t hear it.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #36

Ice: you have to pick your battles.

Slider: one of the battles that we picked was to stop Wolfie and Wood from running plastic tubes all over the basement and placing hamsters inside of them.

Goose: they were gonna call it Tube City.

Leo: hey mom.

Wood: hello my wonderful and most amazing mother.

Mav: ma! How are ya?

Goose: mom! :D

Ruth: *sighs loudly*

Leo:

Wood:

Mav:

Goose:

Ruth: hello my darlin’ sons.

The flyboys: !!!!!! :D

Wood: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could fight crime with.

Wolfie: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with.

Chipper: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.

Sprawl: I wish I had friends.

Merlin: I wish I could knit.

Wolfie: if I ate one Tidepod do you think it would kill me?

Wood: coward. eat two.

Ice & Slider: *rushing to stop them* what the fuck what The Fuck WHAT THE FUC——!

Leo: *says some shit in french during a fight*

Crick: OH NO DO NOT FRENCH ME RIGHT NOW, I DONT WANT YOU TO LOOK HOT WHILE IM TRYING TO BE MAD AT YOU.

Leo: *lowers his voice and swears in french towards Crick*

Crick: *giggles and blushes* okay I forgive you.

Duckie: okay, I’ve got a box. and we’re gonna put this things we love inside the box.

Leo: can I put Jack and Busch in the box?

Duckie: no.

Crick: can I put Jack and Busch in the box?

Duckie: no.

Rick: can I-

Duckie: no one can put the dogs in the box!!

Leo: *running into the barn* DUCKIE-

Duckie: *whispering* SHHH!! mana is sleeping.

Leo: *also whispering* oh sorry.

Duckie: *still whispering* what’s up?

Leo: *whispering calmly* there’s a fire.

Leo: I came up with a brilliant idea for a prank.

Crick: oooh, what is it?

Leo: we should kiss.

Crick: … I don’t get it.

Leo: think about it! Imagine Duckie or Daisy to come to the barn only to find us kissing the hell outta each other. You can sit in my lap and we’ll really just go to town. Duckie will be like ‘WHAAAAAAA’ and Daze might even faint!

Crick: oh, that’s hilarious! We totally should.

Duckie: *standing up from the table*

Daisy: what are you doing?

Duckie: *walking to the other table* leaving.

Duckie: *sits between Pretty Boy and Leo*

Chatter: you fucking dick!

Duckie: *pointing at Pretty Boy* his dick to be exact, but yeah thank you for noticing.

[leo & crick in the barn’s hayloft, kissing]

Tee: *climbs the ladder to the top and stops* LEONARD, I OH HI MANA, I JUST SAW RICK AND BAY AND THEY WERE KISSING AND— *realizes*

Tee: *shocked*

Leo: TK

Crick:

Leo: Tee, I can explain-

Tee:

Tee: MY LITTLE SISTER?! *screams at Leo*

Tee: *turns to Leo* REALLY MANA? MY BEST FRIEND?!

Crick: Travis-

Tee: Oh god. My biological and non-biological siblings. Ewww, that really sounds gross. *whines*

Tee: *mumbles as he leaves* both my sisters, I caught both of them kissing stupid pilots. how could this day get any worse?

Leo: sooo. wanna get back to it?

Crick: I thought you’d never ask.

Leo: *breaks the kiss* wait, did he say that Duckie was kissing Rick?

Crick: I think so, why? *scrunches eyebrows*

Leo: *scurrying to his feet* THAT BASTARD!!

Leo: *goes down ladder and runs off to where he last seen Rick*

Crick: *fixes hair and clothes* I guess I better go too.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #35

Leo: how do you tell someone you like them without telling them you like them?

Crick: I don’t know. Just compliment them?

Leo: have I ever told you how nice your hair looks?

Crick: yeah, try that on them.

Leo: they’re really stupid though.

Crick: maybe just tell them you like them, then.

Leo: I like you, Amanda.

Crick: yeah, exactly like that!

Leo:

Duckie: *in the background* oh my god.

Crick: are Tee and Duck having a staring contest?

Chatter: tee is, but I’m pretty sure Duckie is just plotting revenge for something and forgot to blink.

Beau: where are Leonard and Cricket?

Duckie: they… went to the library.

Beau: you mean the public library, the one that closes at nine?

Duckie: …oh no, the other one.

Kat: look since you can’t say anything nice about TK, try saying the opposite of whatever you’re thinking.

Duckie: I don’t think that’ll work; but I’ll give it a try.

Duckie: Travis Kameron… is… my beloved brother.

Crick: see? It’s not that hard to say something ni— oh, you’re hurling.

Leo: *drunk af* Amanda.

Leo: *drunk af* Amanda, I like your name.

Crick: *even more drunk than Leo* thank you, I got it for my birthday.

Crick: can you believe my Pa said he doesn’t love me and wants nothing to do with me?

Beau: *moving the cattle* that’s not what I said.

Crick: then what did you say?

Beau: *not paying attention to his daughter* I said we’re not getting another dog.

Crick: that’s the same thing.

Ruth: tell me everything you learned at school this year.

Leo: learned about Naval Aviators.

Ruth: your class learned about Naval Aviators?

Leo: I learned about Naval Aviators.

Leo: I don’t know what everyone else was doing.

[HS cafeteria]

Duckie: *holding a piece of pizza* oh c’mon Mana, I know you like Leonard after all.

Crick: no I don’t. Cause if I did like him, I’d be a blushing mess whenever he looked at me, I’d mumble some words that don’t make sense and then I’d scramble away-

Leo: *exits the gym with a wife-beater tank and messy, wet hair*

Leo: Hey Crick! What are you eating?

Crick: *blushing* uh- I- leaving- class! *scurries away*

Duckie: *bites pizza while smirking*

Tee: c’mon Wyatt, repeat after me. I

Baby Wyatt: I

Tee: love

Baby Wyatt: love

Tee: mom

Baby Wyatt: mom

Tee: and

Baby Wyatt: and

Tee: dad

Baby Wyatt: dad

Tee: now full sentence. I love mom and dad. say it.

Baby Wyatt: oh god fuck my life!

Tee: OMG WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS??

Duck & Crick: *laughing in the corner*

Pilot: before we take off, pleas make sure all small items are secure.

Leo:

Crick: don’t you dare fucking say it.

Leo: I didn’t say anything.

Crick: I swear to God if you say it-

Leo: I haven’t said it!

Crick:

Leo: are you feeling secure?

Crick: FUCK YOU

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #34

Ice: I’m not sure what this sentence means.

Wolfie: ‘ignorance is bold and knowledge reserved.’

Ice: you can read Latin?!

Wood: you can read?!

Wolfie:

Wolfie: that’s cold, Neven.

Rick & Duckie: Leonard, we would love, if you would be Amelia’s Godfather.

Leo: wow! But more like DOGfather am I right?

R&D:

R&D:

R&D:

R&D: Travis Kameron, we would lo-

Leo: hey NO-

Tee: *10* it’s time for bed, demon brats.

Cricket: *8 y/o, holding Jack* Ma says we can stay up as long as we want.

Duckie: *8.5 y/o, holding Busch* and that you need to leave forever.

Tee: …

Tee: what the hell, Ma?

Crick: look at that ridiculous guy in the princess dress.

Duckie: hahaha, who would be stupid enough to do that?

Duckie:

Duckie: ohmygod.

Crick: what?

Duckie: it’s Leonard.

Leo: *spotting them* Cricket! Duckie!

Duckie: no, no please don’t come over here.

Leo: *announcing to the crowd staring at him* these are my best friends!

Crick: I’m literally gonna die.

Duckie: you want me to kill you?

Crick: you’re a great sister, Bay.

Kat: Girls, did you buy the milk like I asked?

Duckie: even better!

Kat: *sigh* what did you do?

Duckie: *points to Crick*

Crick: *has a lead on a dairy cow that she’s walked/dragged into the house* Her name is Gloria.

Kat: I should’ve asked TK…

Duckie: *strolls in put together while fixing her glasses*

Duckie: forgive me for being late, I was doing other things.

Pretty Boy: *stumbles in with one shoe untied, shirt buttons uneven, and hair mused*

Pretty Boy: don’t call me ‘other things’!

[barracks, 2AM]

Leo: okay so olive oil is made from olives, right?

Rick: yeah.

Leo: then baby oil-

Rick: STOP

[on a pay phone]

Tee: Duckie found the cross bow.

Beau: oh fuck.

Tee: you and Ma should probably get over here.

Pretty Boy: if I have a daughter I’m going to name her Lizard and then she’ll get the nickname ‘Liz’ and everyone will be like ‘oh, is it short for Elizabeth?’ and she will have to say ‘no, my name is Lizard.’

Duckie: …I want you dead.

Crick: *crying at night*

Duckie: AMANDA

Daisy: ARE YOU OKAY

Chatter: IVE GOT CHOCOLATE

Chloe: IVE GOT HUGS

Tee: IVE GOT GUNS FOR WHOEVER HURT YOU

Kat: IVE GOT NICE COMFORTING WORDS

Crick: the tear hasn’t even hit the pillow yet wtf?

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #33

Tenn: *eating ice cream*

Tenn: my mouth is cold.

Mav: *smirks* want me to warm it up for you?

Tenn:

Tenn: *blushes* y-yes.

Mav: *hands Tenn a hot coco* Here!

Tenn:

Tenn: *dying inside*

Mav: this is what you meant right?

Tenn: s-sure, yup, definitely.

Crick: I guess it’s true what they say.

Crick: sometimes the ones we love the most… hurt us the most.

Leo: Cricket, for the last time, I’m sorry I ate your last piece of chocolate.

Goose: excuse me, Mr. Pruitt I have a question!

Beau: yea what is it, Nicholas?

Leo: don’t do this.

Goose: how do plants say hello?

Rick: please don’t.

Beau: plants don’t talk, son.

Goose: ALOE!

Kat: *holding in her laughter for dear life*

Leo & Rick: *groaning*

Beau: … *starts to chuckle*

Goose: told you I’d get him to laugh.

Older teacher: *sees the last names ‘Wolfe’ & ‘Pruitt-Neven’ on the list of names of students*

O.T: okay, it can’t be THAT bad, I mean, either I have two wholesome students who are sweethearts and will have excellent grades*

O.T.: or… I quit.

Leo: so Amanda… I’ve been wanting to tell you something for so long..

Leo: I really like you and…

Rick: *pretending to be Crick and using a fake girly voice* piss off, Wolfe. I’m really disgusted by you.

Leo: …

Leo: no, it’s not working.

Leo: Wood, you love me too much to pretend to hate me.

Wood: true.

Leo: Duckie! Come here and pretend to be your sister so I can practice!

Duckie: *from the next room* FUCK OFF, DIPSHIT!!

Leo: Perfect! You already know what to say!

[freshman year]

Leo: are you wearing makeup?

Crick: oh, it’s just mascara. Do you like it?

Leo: looks okay, I reckon.

[later]

Leo: *crying into Duck’s shoulder* it looked so good.

Duck: I know.

Leo: I’m so in love.

Duckie: I know.

Viper: I felt pity for one young adult runt ONCE and now I have TWELVE LIEUTENANTS living in my house and I ONLY KNOW HALF OF THEIR NAMES

Jester: Mike are you-

Viper: I THINK MORE KEEP COMING THROUGH THE VENTS

Jester: are you okay?

Viper: *shaking Jester* PLEASE MAKE THE LIEUTENANTS STOP WHY WONT THEY STOP

Beau: did you buy the eggs like I asked?

Crick: I found a much better alternative.

Beau: Amanda, what did you-

Crick: *holding up a chicken* Papa, meet Jake.

Leo: I am cool, I am badass, I am a cowboy, I am a rebel, I am a bull rider-

John: calm down you’re like 13, it’s just a Stetson.

Duckie: *explaining the impact of an incoming meteor to Chatter* imagine this coconut cream pie is the meteor and Dipshit’s the earth. Here’s what will happen!

Duckie: *pies Leo in the face*

Chatter: oh okay. But what if the meteor is more like a banana cream pie?

Duckie: *grabbing a banana cream pie* Observe.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #30

Leo: we have to cut it off.

Crick: no.

Daisy: there really is no other way. It’s stuck.

Crick: NO

Chatter: we’ve tried everything. Peanut butter, soap, it’s not moving.

Crick: I will NOT cut my hair off.

Leo: it’s only a few inches.

Crick: *imitates Leo* it’s only a few inches.

Crick: yeah, that’s not what you said last night.

Leo:

Daisy:

Chatter:

Leo: Chatter, get the scissors for me, will you?

Crick: Duck, would you say I’m a hard worker?

Duckie: absolutely. You make everything much harder than it needs to be.

Leo: including me.

Duckie:

Crick: *blushes*

Pretty Boy: *high fives Leo*

Leo: *smirks*

Duckie: damn it Dipshit. You stole my burn!

Daisy: *wearing sunglasses & sipping on a mocktail* bc your childhood best friend and girl you’ve had a crush since forever is dating someone else & I enjoy the drama.

Leo: you want me to come home? why now?

Duckie: someone said you sound like an owl.

Leo: who?

Duckie:

Leo: who?

Duckie:

Leo: WHO?

Duckie: *falls on the ground from laughing*

Leo: WHOOOOOO?!?!?!?!

Rick: hey Leo- woah, are you okay?

Leo: *laying face-flat on the floor* living is a curse and existence is a punishment.

Duckie: Crick went on a date with some guy.

Crick: *walking in* worst. date. ever. It was so damn boring!

Leo: *getting up* Life is a gift and existence is a blessing!!

Kat: Beau annoyed me today so I told him I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Ruth: there’s nothing special about tomorrow?

Kat: no, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

The Wolfe & Pruitts when Wolfie’s gone for a few years:

Leo: GUESS WHO’S BACK BABY!!

Crick: *sarcastically* I am guessing you. All he’ll break loose?

Leo: yes, I’ve missed you too Angel. Now gimme some sugar!

Tee: LEONARD! *runs to Leo*

Leo: TRAVIS KAMERON *tackles Leo*

Squirrel: sometimes I think they’re dating each other rather than us….

Crick: YOU THINK??

[children 12 y/o]

Cricket: *exists*

Leo: this means nothing. I’m twelve, im sure these feelings will fade.

[10 years later]

Leo: any day now.

Leo: *planning an escape from family dinner* so at exactly 8 o’clock we all need to say we’re going to the bathroom.

Cricket: it’s that a little weird?

Leo: not in this town, Angel.

Duckie: can I ask you something?

Crick: sure.

Duckie: *points to Leo trying to jump over the fence and face-plants* why?

Crick: *points to Rick trying to look into the horizon w/o sunglasses when his sunnies are on the top of his head* then why?

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #31

Chatter: hey, wanna play a game?

Rick: uh, sure.

Chatter: it’s called Leo vs. Crick vs. Duckie.

Daisy: Chatter and I will take turns giving you a Leo quote and you’ll have to tell me if he’s talking about Crick, Duck, or himself.

Rick: ok, this can’t be so hard. I’m his best friend and pilot. We’re very close, practically brothers.

Daisy: okay, ‘you are my one true love.’

Rick: fuckin’ A.

[when Rick went to Leo’s hometown]

Duckie: how long have you been a cowboy?

Rick: what time is it?

Duckie: it’s 3am.

Rick: about seven hours.

Ruth: you lied?

Leo: we may have.

Ruth: you may have or you did?

Duckie:

Crick:

Leo:

Ruth:

Leo: we may have did.

Chatter: Ma, Leonard isn’t talking to me.

Ruth: enjoy it while it lasts.

Beau: you four. explain. now.

Rick: it was Leonard.

Duckie: it was Leonard.

Cricket: *slowly* it was Leonard.

Leo: it was Leonard.

Beau: …

Leo: shit.

Crick: Duckie is choking, I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn’t working!

Leo: turn it upside down and use the six!

Crick: genius!

Duckie: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck

Duckie: maybe you should wait on the tattoos. You’re too young to do it legally anyway, and your Ma-

Leo: relax, it’s on my skin. What’s she gonna do, take my skin away?

Duckie:

Leo:

Leo: yeah, I’ll wait.

Daisy: *reading local gossip blog*

Headline: BREAKING: Leonard Wolfe and Amanda Pruitt reportedly spotted sharing a kiss.

Daisy: okay? They’ve always done that. Get better stories.

Leo: *in the Wolfe’s fam house* not a single drop of coffee in this house.

Chatter: Ma hated caffeine.

Leo: She hated children too, yet here we are.

Leo: so, do you know what the best part of being a virgin is?

Chatter: what?

Leo: no, I’m asking.

Chatter: fuck you.

Rick: are you in love with Cricket?

Leo: *sweating* …no.

Rick: when why do you draw ‘L+A’ in hearts everywhere?

Leo: it stands for lassos and Angus beef.

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery: #32

Pretty Boy: I know you’re working but I was just calling to see if you still love me bc the way you put on your shoes this morning looked angry.

Duckie: ….

Pretty Boy: also can you bring chicken nuggets?

Leo: Daisy… I think… I think I might have a crush on Cricket…

Daisy: well, congrats! You’re officially the last one to know!

Leo: fuck me.

Crick: if you really want me to.

Leo:

Leo: what did you say?

Crick: you heard me.

Beau: my daughters are at that very special age where a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Leo: boys?

Beau: chaos.

Crick: *to Leo* why do you always let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re faster than me.

Leo: I like seeing you smile when you win.

Crick: *to Duckie* does he stare at my ass?

Duckie: yes he stares at your ass.

Wolfie: hey guys, I’m playing anagrams what words can you make with i, t, n, l, c, b, o, s, m, h, e, p, and r?

Wood: hope?

Mav: hit?

Slider: phone?

Ice: can you use a letter more than once?

Wolfie: yeah.

Ice: incomprehensibilities?

Wolfie: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING M-

Wood: you’re incredibly idiotic, your skin is scarred and you wear a stetson.

Wood: I know what you are.

Wolfie: say it. say it loud.

Wood: *leans in close* a cowboy.

Wood & Wolfie: *cracks up laughing*

Whiskey: why’d I ever let you two watch Twilight?

[in a bar fight]

Rando Drunk: *throws a punch at Leo*

Duckie: *tackles Leo to the floor to avoid him being hit*

Leo: that was rude. Next time, a simple ‘duck’ would work.

Duckie: if I had just said ‘duck!’ I can guarantee that your response would not be to get outta the way, you’d yell ‘goose!’

Goose: you bitched?

Leo: *pointing at Baylie* dis a duck.

Leo: *pointing at Chloe* dis a squirrel.

Leo: *pointing at Amanda* dis a Cricket.

Leo: *pointing at himself* disappointment.

Crick: *crashing through the wall* N O

Pretty Boy: *says something egotistical*

Dragon: Richard Neven, always having to be on top.

Duckie: *starts laughing in the corner of the room*

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[callmemana]

Duckie & Cricket’s Midwestern Dumbassery #24

Rick: *signs legal document with a glitter gel pen*

Cricket: how do I look Leo? *spinning around so he can see the whole dress*

Leo: you look gorgeous.

Leo: I wish I could rip that off of you.

Cricket: go ahead.

Cricket: what?

Leo: what?

Duckie: *slowly sticking her head through a bush* leo said he would like to rip the clothes off of you and crick said he could go ahead.

[leo apologizing to duckie after a fight]

Duckie: it’s ok! It was nothing, it’s not like you fucked my sister or anything.

Leo: …

Duckie: …

Leo: actually, now that you mention-

Cricket: *driving the group somewhere*

Rick: wow Crick, when did you get your driver’s license?

Cricket: my what?

Leo: *reaching for the doorhandle* I need to get out of this fucking car.

Leo: Angel, I’m home!

Cricket: where’s the twins, I thought you took them to the park with rick?

Leo: Angel I’m going back to the park, for a completely unrelated reason.

Cricket: did you leave my babies at the fucking park?

Leo: angel, come on. I accidentally left OUR babies at the park.

Cricket: …

Leo: if it makes you feel better I think Rick did the same with AJ & Addie.

Duckie: god, I hate myself, I’m such a fucking mistake.

Rick: excuse me, how dare you talk like that about my girlfriend?!

Leo & Cricket: and our best friend?!

Rick: you better take that back, Pruitt, or you’ll be forced to listen to all of the 153 reasons why we love you. Again.

[the gang is shopping for their kids’ school supplies for their third-fifth grade years]

Duckie: the babies are getting excited.

Bellamy: aunt duckie, we’re already 8.

Duckie: I know Bell, I meant your father and uncle rick. *points to a squealing Leo & Rick*

Duckie: good morning you t-

Duckie: Richard, you better be joking.

Rick: *acting innocent* whatever do you mean?

Duckie: you really got AJ a duck onesie?

Rick: Leonard did it.

Leo: excuse me? I got her a princess onesie that you won’t even let her wear.

[first day that the boys have leave]

Rick & Leo: *doing something stupid*

Cricket: I feel bad for whoever falls in love with those idiots.

Duckie: yeah something like that would be terribly unfortunate

[halfway through the leave]

Rick & Leo: *doing something stupid*

Duckie: we’re those unfortunate people aren’t we?

Leo: it would seem that way.

Rick: we have something to announce.

Duckie: we’re dating!

Cricket: wha-

Leo: hah! We already knew that.

Cricket: we did?

Leo: and we’re ALSO dating!

Cricket: WE ARE??

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