You DON'T wanna fuck Santa Dilf, Cindy?? How DARE. Unsuscribed, blocked, reported. (that last part is a joke btw)
“If you unsubscribe from my joint OnlySins account with Hysteria, your loss.”
“And yeah, newsflash, I don't want to fuck the Santa, I know my daddy issues run deep but that is a whole other level.”
“Offing him and making the North Pole one of my residences aren't entirely swept under the rug though.”
@winters-club
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I have decided that from now on when people jokingly speculate about highly personal experiences I'm just gonna answer honestly until it stops
Like yeah Shannon my parents did hit me growing up, would you like to sit down and talk about how that was a formative experience or did you want to tell me something with your big girl words
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𝑚𝑦 𝑔𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑠 ༺♡︎༻
how to study for multiple exams without getting too overwhelmed ♡
𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦
♡ Starting early allows for better planning and it maximizes study time. Like what's better studying for 10 hours straight in a day or studying for 2 hours every day? Also, with better planning you'll get less stressed out and will better retain the info and facts you study.
𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑚𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠
♡ Always write a summary of the topic your studying or flashcards, and do them in paper NOT digitally, if you write you'll retain the information easily. It works so well, and you'll also have studying material you can look back on when needed!
𝑑𝑜 𝑡𝚑𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑠/𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚𝑠 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑒
♡ This is called active studying, you already passively studied by learning all the info, writing summaries, etc. now you get to put that knolledge to use and see what you actually retained and how would you react in an exam situation. Also time yourself when you do them, because the key to scoring well is to answer quickly and correctly.
𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑖𝑡
♡ take cute notes, make a studying playlist, study in a library or cafe, light up a candle, study with friends, pretend your the smart and pretty main character of a show, etc. Do ANYTHING that motivates you to sit down and study
𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑦 𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜
♡ work for: 20 mins
♡ break: 5 mins
♡ work for: 30 mins
♡ break: 8 mins
♡ work for: 45 mins
♡ break: 12 mins
♡ work for: 1 hour
𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑣 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑦 𝑡𝑒𝑐𝚑𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑠
♡ watch study vlogs
♡ write it down and say it outloud
♡ teach somebody else
♡ mindmaps
♡ flashcards
♡ quizlets
♡ blurting method
𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑑𝑢𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 ♡
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Was too happy with how this came out to never actually post this. Here's a battle theme for Rosalind that I'll very likely never ever actually use lawl
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"pfft, i don't even know what ENGAGED means."
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Ok everyone, it's the spooky season and the song Heads will Roll is having a resurgence in popular media, so it's time to end things once and for all
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girls when they think about christine berman hearing david bowie for the first time and choosing another name for herself, a bowie inspired name, a name that means freedom to be. or precisely. to not be. because christine berman is doomed. christine berman's story has already been told. hundreds, thousands of times before. but ziggy? ziggy is a witch and a monster and they take her new name and they twist it and turn it into something new and sure. she can be the monster and a witch bitch and a 'slut'. but at least it's her story? at least it's different? and sometimes she dreams and in her dreams she's carrie and she's an alligator and a mama-papa coming for you and a space invader and she'll be a rock-'n'-rolling bitch for him. and she lets him take her name too. book club, remember? stories that have yet to be discovered and created? shit's not doomed? AND THEN. ziggy is taken from her. he took ziggy away from her. and she's not christine anymore. she gave her up. she failed her, just like she failed cindy. so she takes a letter to mark herself, a letter pulled from a pile of skeletons, but it's not what it was. she's c. berman now and she's haunted by her own body and the songs of her youth are now sung by somebody new (david is now kurt, ziggy is now the girl on the phone, the witch. and the dead alive girl in her house? her sister). but... she tells stories now. they haven't been told for her. she. tells. them. and oh what a reward! what a reward that is! she is the final girl. that is her name.
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