here's some highlights from my WoF phase when i was 10 years old! all of this is copied and pasted directly from the document. (here's the whole thing if you wanna look through it yourself! copied and pasted into a new document bc i don't wanna share my school acc on the internet)
Darkness with snowflakes of hope
Glides on silent claws
Be on the lookout for
Talons of stealth devouring the world
In their gaping jaws
Wings of darkness, eyes of terror, blood drips from the mind
Fins of kindness, claws of purity
All of these you must find
Gather your dragons, claw-in-claw, before the next new moons
Gather them, for you must know
They’ll be coming soon
Trust no webs, no gills, no claws, until you look past their eyes
Past their brains, into their hearts, and find out what’s inside
^ The Darkness Prophecy. Don't worry, I decoded it for you all! ALSO when I was 10!
Snowflakes of hope: The Snowflake Winglet
Silent claws, talons of stealth devouring the world: Evil
Wings of darkness: Lanternfly
Eyes of terror: Feareyes
Blood drips from the mind: Jackal
Fins of kindness: Princess Droplet
Claws of purity: Isis
Gather your dragons claw-in-claw: Have the abovementioned dragons ready, with a full understanding of the risks
They’ll be coming soon: Leech planning his big attack
Trust no webs, no gills, no claws: Don’t trust dragons, specifically SeaWings
Look past their eyes, past their brains, into their hearts, and find out what’s inside: Looking past a dragon’s appearance, past their thoughts, and judging them by their true beliefs
JOE-KEHS (this is how it was. in the fucking document.)
Flipper is just lookin’ scared, then he starts boppin’.
Queen Scarlet be like: That was t h r i l l i n g
When Turtle kidnaps you and locks you in a wet bathroom, the best approach is to vibe
The best way to annoy Queen Scarlet is to kill her. Duh.
(I THOUGHT IT WAS FINE TO CALL KINKAJOU KINK/KINKY FOR SHORT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 (i also called her joujou. better.)
The headcanons too btw (this is EVER SINGLE ONE IN THE LIST. i'll color the especially funny/interesting ones):
IceWings can be any color, just very light.
NightWings can be any color, just super dark.
Some NightWings are completely silver with black highlights. One of these NightWings that happened to be a mind-reader would have black teardrop scales.
SkyWings can be blue and have blue fire.
SkyWings can be brown and their fire explodes like a dragonflame cactus.
SkyWings can be yellow. Change my mind.
SkyWings' underscales are hard and plated.
SeaWings are generally super chill.
Preyhunter lived, he just has a scar across his chest (like that SandWing guard from Prisoners!)
Icicle is lesbian.
Hailstorm works as a janitor at JMA. (i actually cooked with this hold on)
Kink(ajou) was lesbian, but she’s now demiromantic, because of ANEMONE’S stupid LOVE SPELL!!
Joujou likes sunsets.
Cricket and Tamarin both have mega-crushes on each other and try not to notice (but they do) (THIS IS SO CUTE???? I WAS LOWKEY COOKING)
If asked whether she ships Sunnyflight, Starspeaker, or something different, Tsunami will answer “Starnami. #igetalltheboys!”
Clay is aro.
Blue is tired of the “I’m blue dabidabidabidie” meme. (Don’t ask me how I know about this I just do)
Starflight loves doggos.
Winter has a pet python called Black Ice. (emo ass name 💀💀)
Tsu-Tsu and Gloriffic have a contest every year to try and get each other the worst hatching day present ever (as well as something decent). Nami is currently winning with a used bandage. Glory wasn’t even close with her mug. (FUCKING HELP???????)
Listener is pansexual.
When talking to Tsunami for the first time, she’ll change her nickname after every sentence addressing her. She’d say “Please, call me Tsu-Tsu,” then “No, not Tsu-Tsu. Nami! I am Nami,” then “Why’d you call me Nami? I’m Nam-Nam,” then “WHAT YOU EATING WHILE SPEAKING TO MEEEE”
Turtle is bisexual. (damn right)
Winter is gender nonconforming, transmasc, and polysexual. (DAMN RIGHT)
More are coming soon!! (no tf they are not)
some highlights include:
me making up ships to be mad about and then acting disgusted
shipping sunny and hailstorm, as well as tsunami and squid (bro 💀💀 i hated riptide that much (still do))
i said that i didn't like anemone x tamarin bc "Tamarin has shown ZERO signs of loving her back." DAMN why was i so mad??? 😭😭
the term i used for partner was "cute dating entity"
I SHIPPED GLORY AND SNOWFALL 💀💀💀💀 bro WE ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH QUEEN GLORY CHILL TF OUT!!!!!!!! YOU ARE IN 5TH GRADE
i headcannoned icewings with american accents. honestly so fire. keep doin that little me
THIS WHOLE DOCUMENT IS 33 PAGES LONG
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day 19 of my autumn studying challenge!:
• how was your day? you can talk about anything; vent or share a moment. i personally am willing to hear!
oh my oh my! thank you so much for this question past lunlun you know how much we like to talk about our day bestie<3 in the morning i went to the translation class. it was fun and i participated as much as i could. after the class i went to my fav cafe in the campus but on my way, me and my friend petted the doggos you can see in the pic!!! aren’t they so cute big big babies!!! in the cafe, i quickly did my translation assignment and planned the rest of my week. normally i have the museum education class at three pm but, after having visited the ceramic museum of our uni which displays the works of turkish ceramist hamiye çolakoğlu, our prof took us to the atalier of our faculty and we all made our own clay stuff!! i made a teapot ehehe :] the other prof who also helped us will bake(?) our clays and they will be ready. i had another class at five pm and i sprinted from atalier to there but it turns out it was cancelled. so i came to my dorm. and that’s it!
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you think anyone in tdau knows what kinning is? do they participate in it or is it like that meme of someone being asked for their kinlist and them replying "i am 35 years old"
floyd is like 36 so he was early-mid 20s during PEAK kin discourse. he was in the fucking trenches. i dont think he ever said he kinned anything but he was definitely caught in the crossfire. once he reblogged a funny drawing of a danganronpa character and tagged it "#me" and op came after him because they LITERALLY had "i am the real gundam, do not kintag my drawings of him" in their about page! who CARES that floyd was using mobile: he should have known that mobile was unusable back then and he was better off using tumblr in browser 🙄 its his own fault! thats canon btw. tdau floyd is canonically a fan of danganronpa. it is established next chapter.
none of the other brothers know what it is, because jd bruce and clay are in their 40s (also jd and clay were cut off from civilisation for 20 years) and branch had better things to do with his life than social media, like collecting firewood, and non-perishables
when we get to the chronically online early 20s zoomers, so harper and holly etc, theyre at the point where they think "i kin this character" means "i like this character". they have not been in the trenches. they are committing stolen valour. floyd watches in shock and horror but he cant say anything because theyll make fun of him and accuse him of saying "sweet summer child" and "doggo" and "adulting", and it just might be the last straw for his miserable fucking life
this post is alex approved ✔
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more of this shit
Waifusbando
“It’s not gay if it’s clay.” Stop it. We all know you don’t really care. I know I don’t.
Long hair + Magic flowers + Talks to animals -> Disney princess
“You can be my ally, but my jealous boyfriend will try to murder you”
As if their story wasn’t sad enough, Narita decided to make it even sadder
Pretty AF
Magic Doggo
10/10. Best Master. Type-Moon has truly peaked
Like 3 times better written than Sieg
I can’t believe all they had to do was to make one of the Masters a dog
Somehow has more emotional intelligence than half of the cast
Please give him more screentime
Also, here : part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5
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Moving my beloved pso2 pastel punk guy to twst just so he could remain active as I no longer touch pso2 unless there’s an item I like lmao, meet Clay
He likes pastels and obsessed with rabbits, 190, savana claw, 2nd year, track & field club, would pick a fight on anyone who makes fun of his hobbies, his voice sounds like syudou
“Bunnies are friends, not food.”
Iusually switch between making him a doggo n bunny in game but since I already have malcolm who is a rabbit beastkin with pink hair, he’s now a doggo wolf wishing he was a rabbit lol
Ft. Tofu—hold on I forgot what your tumblr was—//slap
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