#Cocomelon

[whochromatic]

Baek Saheon, who stumbles upon Kim Soleum's 12am Cocomelon time.

[olekaskota]

Doodled while watching @the-peak-tmnt stream the MMgame, verrrry cool thx bro.

[juegosintiperojuegocontigo]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Pixar released a teaser trailer for their new movie: a Cocomelon-style compilation of happy dancing fruits. Nobody was happy about this.

[avpdcomic]

a very specific joke for a very specific group of people

[energeticwarrior]

[ena-the-eepy]

Hamber forces Amethio, Zirc, and Onia to watch Cocomelon at a tea party😭💀

a goofy Pokémon horizons parody by me

@sprigatito-lover @zirc-explorers remember when your boss was so mad he blew up his mansion💔😔

[supamaxxing]

my two secret inner wolfs

[hotsinglesmusic]

This is my cocomelon

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

I do find great comfort in the fact parents have always absolutely hated whatever their kids were into. For every parent today that hates Cocomelon there's one who despised Spongebob 20 years ago. And for every Spongebob hating parent there was one 70 years prior that fucking despised Little Orphan Annie. And before that there were parents annoyed by teenagers who wouldn't shut the fuck up about Lord Byron. And I'm certain that in ancient times there was some parent annoyed because their kid wouldn't stop quoting Euripides or some shit. Probably some parent who went to the grave annoyed at their kids obsession with Enkidu.

[pezhead]

Hi, I'm from Brazil and I just LOVE your AU! Could you draw Mickey watching Cocomelon? ♡🥺

[viktheviking1]

The scariest people are never the ones who immediately creep you out. They are the ones who are expert at seeming trustworthy. You may already know someone like this, and not realize it yet.

Be it on the Internet or in real life, it is important to be cautious around anyone who starts suggesting things you aren't comfortable with or asking for information that is none of their business.

Things no one taught you about the Internet!

Starting with minors (17 and under in the US)

DON'T POST YOUR AGE! Or age rage. Or birth year. Do not write 'minor' in your bio. This is probably the most common and most dangerous mistake! You will be actively targeted.

Don't pretend you're an adult!!! If a creep sees that you wrote 18 or older but act like a minor, they will do all the same tricks to become your friend, and know they have a legal loophole because they can always claim they didn't know! This is almost more dangerous than just saying "I'm a kid, come hurt me"

Instead just don't say anything! Don't post it anywhere, and don't add it to your bio. If someone asks you for your age, just block them.

Don't share your name or nickname! Even if you don't share your last name, they can pick up enough details about you over time that even a first name is enough to find you.

Instead, use a totally different name! Something like Eli_Bloodsucker is way more fun, just don't use it if your real name or even a real life nickname is Eli, Eliza, Ellie, or anything else even remotely similar!

Don't talk to anyone directly! Be it in comments or asks or in direct messages, they're all dangerous. It doesn't matter if they say they are a minor or an adult. If you can't see their face, don't talk to them. If you find a real life friend you didn't know had an account, don't talk to them. That might not be your friend. You can text your friend directly or talk to them in real life about it later.

Instead, just spread positivity purely form likes and reblogs. Pretend the comment and chat buttons are lava or acid or something. Don't touch them.

Don't share ANYTHING about where you live. Not even country. Don't tell someone about how it's always humid where you live or that there's a storm where you are.

Instead, you can share about weather vaguely later. For example, "a few months ago it snowed and I slipped on ice."

Don't, talk about an activity that would even hint that you are a minor. Don't talk about school, don't talk about piano lessons, don't talk about martial arts class, or football practice. Don't mention growing out of your clothes. Don't mention how your mom grounded you. Don't talk about your little brother barging into your room.

Instead, before posting any stories from your real life, ask yourself if this could also easily apply to someone in their 20s living with roommates instead of family members and working a full-time job. If the answer is yes, then post it, if not, don't. (Good example: I burnt my eggs but I didn't want to waste it so I still ate it. Bad example: My dad made me eggs this morning even though I hate them, and made me eat them.)

Don't post or share pictures or videos of yourself online. Someone can either use it to find you or steal them to lure your friends or other people your age into trusting them.

Instead, find a picture of a duck with a mustache online, and make that you're profile picture. Find a map of Australia and post that as your "outfit check". Way more fun.

Do not trust the person who reblogged this. Do not trust the original poster. Creeps will sometimes post about Internet safety as part of their plan to make you trust them.

So how can you tell who to trust, and who not to? You can't! That's the Internet. Better to play it safe than to risk your actual life over a post or a trend

Adult Internet safety:

Idk, it's your life. You know the consequences you might face. Make your own damn decisions. If your dad can't tell you what to do, then I sure can't.

Oh, and don't interact with people you know, or think, are kids. There is help available for those who are tempted to do this. Don't go down that path. There are resources, there are other ways. Having thoughts isn't a crime, acting on them is. PLEASE talk to a licensed professional.

[loonatics-b1gf4n]

I don't know why I'm doing this... DON'T ASK!

I never watch cocomelon. And I have no regret about this.

[m0nst3r-fvngz]

[jokers-prehensile-boner]

enough of the stereotypical "fantasy world" isekais. buckle up fella youre going to cocomelon

[drippywing]

kinkajou put some cocomelon shit in that strawberry