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coconut530 · 4 months

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Sunset Phoenix amazing today 😐🏍️💥

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hood-ex · 6 months

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The desire to have a No Capes AU where the Titans crew go to a boarding school and sneak out at night to read poetry in a cave...

#yes i just watched dead poets society again and yes it made me think some thoughts #no but i can't even think about it properly because that movie always makes me cry so much and now i've got a headache #like literally as soon as the play is over and neil heads for his dad's car--i start crying and i can't stop #and then comes the iconic ''o captain my captain'' scene at the end and i start bawling again #it's just!! so unfair!! and i fuckin love charlie bro!! this time i watched the movie--i noticed something i didn't before #and it's that when all the boys are singing at the school in remembrance of neil--all the guys from the club are singing #EXCEPT FOR CHARLIE!!#just like how when they were doing that exercise on being nonconforming--all the boys were trying to walk around in their own style #EXCEPT FOR CHARLIE!#because charlie was like hey i'm exercising my right to NOT do this exercise--and it's the same thing in the singing scene!!#he's exercising his right to not make himself sing the song when he damn well doesn't feel like it #yeeees nuwanda!!! you go king!!#No Capes AU

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snowshinobi · 9 months

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microdosing on cannibalizing my own flesh by reading Richard Silken poems. and falling in love

#this post was brought to you by kaz. ty for the organposting kaz #cannibalism #the triangle of cannibalism #got to have a delightful car ride w #cosmic #and his mom this weekend where we talked about technology and volleyball and poetry #and i got to lose my mind about ''these our bodies possessed by light/tell me we'll never get used to it'' which still rips my guts out #and feeds them to me. to this day. every time i read those lines i become a little more unraveled. my god #richard you minx. i could hug you #richard siken #snowswords #oh yeah and the inherent destruction of building a partnership. its good destruction. you gotta figure out how to be part of a whole #that's life in general too. i think doing romance with people really puts a microscope on the process. at least for me.#like damn being with cosmic means i have less freedom to up and do whatever i want. i can still do almost anything i want but now it's #important to give him a heads up. or maybe he'd like to do this too i should wait for him. or there's something he'd like to do that #im invited along for!! i'll do the original thing i wanted to do another time so we can do this now #yknow? yeah. im destroying snow (singular) to create snow (member of duo). and that helps me remember ive never really been a singular enti #this is its own post isnt it. ok wait #Richard silken #sigh spelled his name wrong the first time my bad

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chitaquagirl · 1 year

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guys what if the sadness is forever. What if thangs don’t get better what then

#ignore me it’s 3:30am and ik i will feel normal tomorrow #but Goddddddd. rly feeling unwell rn and it’s 110% my own fault so i can’t even be mad abt it #also fun little thang. thinking i may be bipolar fr #when i was diagnosed w depression adhd etc the doc was like Yeah ur results were also highly indicative of bipolar disorder #but we ain’t got time to unpack that rn so we’re just gonna put u on a mood stabilizer and say it’s for normal depression #which worked for years and then i stopped taking it and felt insane so now i’m taking it again and still feeling crazy #i just don’t think i should be saying Wow i’m pmsing so hard rn every week of the month for the past half year #i be so fine one minute and the next i’m like damn i should move to a brand new city and die. Or get hit by a car. or fall into a hole #staying silly tho :3

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hwylllll · 2 years

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can alpha tauri treat yuki with any respect even just once

#they dont believe him when he says hes got an issue even though hes the one in the damn car #they keep saying hes gonna drive next year #but they seem to have forgotten they need to sign a contract for that to hapoen #i do not what to be right but #i can easily see something where they dont sign him because of 'bad results'#'bad results' cause by their own fuck ups #i am so tired #yuki tsunoda #f1

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1nksta1neddesk · 7 months

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yall know how criminal it is that there is not a Street racer AU of any of SJM's series??? like seriously, criminal that I must instead take up this endevor (this is me saying im starting of a street racer AU drabble that I might post, but most likely not). And this means I get to make Cassian a grease monkey and Azriel the programer.

#If i do write this #All my knowledge of street racing will come from Fast and furious #or 5 minute google searches #I am not to be held accountable for my inaccuracies #My only intent #is to make these men hot #AND HYBERN CAN BE THE LOCAL POLICE??#Insanity is nothing but insparation #Who is more insane than the sanest of us?#So really I am being totally normal about this #GOD DAMN I CAN MAKE THE ILLYRIANS A BIKE GANG #THE VALKARIES ARE ALREADY AN IRL BIKE GANG THOUGH???#or am I crazy #I am crazy but that is besides the point #The archerons can own a parts store that was going under #untill Feyre went and got rid of Amarantha's gang that was sabotaging racing cars w/ like sugar in the gas tanks #THEN THEN #Rhysand offers to teach Feyre how to ride a motorcycle #but the archeron shop is in spring tertitory #so she had to visit the night court during the night #so that Merican muscle racer Tamlin #doesnt get mad at her #bc he had a crush on her from when she helped him find a part or smth

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arrowpunk · 8 months

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When things go to shit it's never just one huge thing it's always multiple huge things hitting you at once like you're being pinballed between cars on a highway

#ramblings of an arrow #anyways aaaaaaaa #car thing bad enough on its own #but like fuck shit hell damn fuck #i dont know exactly whats going on with one of my friends from years ago #but she reached out for the first time in years #and I am not sure whether or not she is in literal physical danger yet #because I was the only person who supported her divorcing her shitty ass abusive fuckwad of a husband #she got back together with him and hadnt spoken with me much since #because she has 2 kids with him and no support system at all #shes gonna call me sometime tomorrow hopefully #I am SO worried for her because she wasnt able to like tell me much today #but she sounded /scared/#and her deadbeat of a husband was physically abusive to his 3 month old child last I heard a few years ago #so Im. so so afraid and sure that theyve only gotten worse #because everyone in their lives enables his shitty behavior and tells her she needs to suck it up and be a good christian wife #and I just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #FUCKKKKKKKK

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leolaroot · 1 year

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people who live near civilization and have constant access to good food .... fuck you

#im not even in town but in the nearest town all we got is. A Subway. and then like. three family owned restaurants.#and the hotel restaurant. and the bar.#and its all either kindof expensive or not good.#and also it requires getting in a damn car and driving.#hell earth. i am fondly remembering my city living days where i could get food delivered to my home. god.#anywyas. perhaps for aupper i will have cheese melted on a tortilla again. or maybe pop tart.

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intertexts-moving · 9 months

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it is actually gonna be extremely nice 2 be driving 2 campus so i can actually like. dress cute now instead of having 2 always be ok is this practical for walking this far...

#TRYING 2 find positives here. i extremely dislike once again being at the mercy of whoever has a car 2 drive me. hate not having my own car #i need 2 remedy this as soon as fucking possible. also though at LEAST !!!! i got my god damn work study hammered out though too. so at #least i will be fucking working.... -__-#txt

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todayisafridaynight · 11 months

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Snap you are the king of sexy funny back when you did Yamtien just goes to show you have a talent for humor and cheesecake.

there's something about the title 'king of sexy funny' that's really tickling me thank you so much anon ill take that crown with honor

#snap chats #please 'king of sexy funny back' was my fathers name #the joke is that my dad would Nonstop play Sexy Back in the car every day he drove me to school. also hes funny.#which was every day while i was in elementary. and then he and my mom got into the Theyre Practically Divorced fight #and then Love The Way You Lie was added to the playlist theyre filipino they dont believe in divorce yk the works #not even a fight my dad just finally called her out.... anyways...#thats a dusty as hell crown i havent drawn yamtien in literal years #OH YEAH I DID DO SEXY HUMOR I GUESS I REMEMBER SOME OF MY COMICS BEING SUSPECT AS HELL #but of course... need the funny....#im a different man now. i havent done humor like that In Literal Years 2x #like truly the last time i did that WAS those comics #what even was the last sexy or sexy/funny thing i drew...... its just been family sitcoms in my brain for months now....#checking my folders hang on OH JO yeah.#ASIDE FROM THAT THO i really dont do anything. Saucy anymore #someone remind me to delete that actually ive been meaning to go on an art purge but i keep getting side tracked #not a MAJOR one just ones that keep bothering me #ik on the internet eveything is forever but id like to scroll through my own blog without getting flashbanged by stuff i dont like anymore #ive been meaning to delete some ao3 fics too but again... keep getting sidetracked...#THIS TAG RAMBLE IS SO DAMN LONG IM SO SORRY utterly off track.

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mikrokosmoswrites · 1 year

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#my cousin’s baby mama tried to kill me unprovoked today #idk why but the more I furiously blast it the more I can get over it #it also shows how little my family cares about boundaries that are set #I’ve told my cousin countless times baby mama 3 ain’t allowed here and she’s come over countless times #today she randomly flips her lid as I’m walking to my car #and I’m like????? cause damn sometimes I do wanna unalive but not at any one’s hand other than my own #and cops got called twice today #she came back in the evening bc they let her go and they were like omg post partum depression #and I’m like see this is why I don’t want kids cause apparently you lose your fucking kind #mind*#so then I hear her yelling and threatening me and I’m glaring at my aunt after ripping her and my cousin a new one after work #lost my appetite and all #and I gotta pick myself up after work and pretend nothing happened #no one ever bothered to check up on me in my family #my abuela calls to check up on my cousin and aunt but didn’t bother to check to see if I was okay #like Lmao I hate my family #like deadass I know it’s a strong ass word but I sincerely I just—cannot be arsed with them #they’re fucking selfish assholes #so yeah #today I hate them

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firebirdsdaughter · 2 years

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Look…

… Is Ben 10: Alien Swarm a good movie? No.

Do I still love it? Oh hell yes.

#Firebird Randomness #oh no it's not good it's cheesy as hell #I love it so much #also the best trio and I take no criticisms #I LOVE Ben and Gwen and Kevin #I don't care who Kevin's dating if anyone #they are frens and squad and I love them together #and absolutely Kevin is one of the strongest parts of the film #I mean he's got no reason to trust Elena he doesn't know her and he probably kinda sees his old self in her #which he doesn't seem to be a huge fan of #plus him being like 'well someone should stay and back up your grandpa' when Ben storms off is peak older brother #meanwhile Gwen's just losing her mind at them all being dumbasses #I love them so much #although I do agree w/ the comment of the tv tropes page #that Ben and Elena witnessing the car crash but not what happened after woulda been so damn good #Ben could think that running off on his own got his family killed or something and Elena could realise that other people matter #not to grate on her too much but she is a little self absorbed and just as stubborn as Max #like yes he's obstinate and unhelpful but she's very 'my father did no wrong obviously you are the bad guy' and entitled #and really bad at convincingly asking for help #so that mighta helped make her realise the other side of things #they could've fought…#woulda been good #Things You Didn't Know Fire Was Into

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cornerihaunt · 2 years

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thinking about taking my mom’s car after she explicitly told me not to 🤪

#bro i have to get groceries!!!#also i didn’t tell y’all but. i came back home (my parents’) and i found that the electricity went out some days ago :) and EVERYTHING -#in the fridge was rotten. so i cleaned that shit up. and now! i found myself without anything to eat!#i could walk to like a grocery store but 1) it’s incredibly uphill 2) i have to get a ton of stuff SINCE YOU KNOW. THE FRUDGE IS EMPTY.#and in all of this my mom doesn’t let me drive her car :) because i got my license ‘only’ a year ago.#tbf i only drove with someone else - it would be the first time on my own #also i could ask a friend to drive me but 1) don’t want to bother people 2) it’s awkward. like yeah my mom’s car is here but she won’t let-#me drive it :-)#damn that’s a lot of tags.#anyways i think i’ll starve <3 #rambles

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jmin · 2 months

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silencing someone on ig for so long and making the mistake of unsilencing because you think now it’s okay, now it’s better, and immediately being hit by some uncomfortable stories or posts is like that pink blob being punched back into the box meme. never again.

#damn I really hate when privileged people say shit like ‘it was never luck. it was always hard work’#like yeah sometimes there is a lot of hard work involved but you can not simply deny your privileges #I understand you worked hard to be where you are but you also went to a private college with the help of dad’s money 🤣#and you also married a man 12 years older than you that already had a great salary his own home and car by the time you met #and he also takes care of all your living expenses so you only have to pay outings and vacations #just the fact that you immediately got a job on a prestigious clinic when you graduated because you’re friends with the owner #that’s all luck and privilege like #don’t go around saying you’re not #it doesn’t mean you didn’t work hard for your degree or that you don’t work hard at your job we know you wake up at 6am and go home by 9pm #but that’s also only 3 days a week because you don’t work the other 2 cause you can make your own schedule 🤣#that’s also a privilege when most people have to work 9-5 jobs that pay poorly #anyways lesson is don’t be an asshole and be aware of your privileges #it doesn’t mean you don’t work hard just that you’re fcking aware thx #l.txt

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swordsandholly · 9 days

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Thinking about a mechanic!AU where the 141 boys run a garage and need a new receptionist. They hire you because you’re just so cute (great tits) and have a decent resume but it becomes a slight problem when they realize you’re a bit… dense.

Total ditz to be precise.

But they can’t really get mad when you get the keys for clients mixed up and look at them with those big eyes all teary and a little pout pushing out your lower lip.

Price is the most patient, perfectly content to walk you through how to file paperwork and fill out forms. Instructing you in a low voice while his breath brushes the shell of your ear. It’s really their fault for having such a terrible system, you know? Don’t worry about it too much, dove. He’ll settle his big hands on your shoulders and gently trace up and down your arms. See? You’re getting it. Just needed some more practice, hm?

Johnny is more than happy to show you around the garage, rattling off everything he knows about all those nitty gritty details that go right over your pretty little head. He’ll pop open the hood of some sports car and point to the engine to show it off. No, bonnie, you’ve got tae get in close. Closer.

Until you’re bent entirely over in one of those too-short skirts you wear everyday. It takes all his willpower not to yank you into the supply closet.

Gaz is just so sweet to you. Always bringing you little treats and candies to suck on. To help you concentrate, of course. Always greeting you with a soft ‘baby girl’ at the beginning of your shift. Whenever you’re standing around be it at the printer or counter - wherever really - he’ll slip a hand on your waist. It always trails a little lower, his pinky just edging on the hem of your too tight jeans.

Ghost gets frustrated with you to the point of causing tears to well up in the corners of your eyes. He’s feels guilty, sure, but bloody hell just print the damn receipt. He avoids you for the most part. Until one evening when it’s pouring down. You forgot your rain coat of course, silly girl. He offers you a ride which you take happily.

After that he can’t get rid of you. You bring him coffees (how you remember his order word for word but not where you last left your own cup is beyond him) and giggle at his jokes. When a client gets too snappy or too loud he’s the first to step in - standing behind you glaring at them with his huge arms crossed over his chest until they back down.

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medicinemane · 4 months

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People are too accepting of shit like everything being appified and turned into a device

People are too accepting of yet another shit quality streaming service

People are just too fucking willing to be good little consumer whores with shit and man... I just don't get it, cause I don't think it's a matter of them being stupid or something, but fuck are people willing to buy into really shit systems at the drop of a hat

#it confuses me cause I've got no interest in most of this shit; like full stop #like I watched more on that thing and about one more minute in I'm like nope! never buying this thing even if I brew someday #like... it fucking has some pro settings #like bro? you're fucking telling me that a thing I paid full market value for; you want to charge me to do everything with it?#'oh; it's just higher resolution on the app or some shit' the app is part of the device I bought #as in... I should be buying a fully functional device; you've not put all the function inside my device #therefore anything that the app is capable of is a function of my device #if you limit me in some way on the app; even if it's not for physical use of the device; that's still limiting me and I don't own that devi #and like... uncool with me; that's dog shit; that's just trash; like you can fuck right off if you're doing that after I've paid already #like... I buy something; I own it; no fucking live service models for physical fucking goods #that frankly tells me you kneecapped the product and made an app just to have recurring revenue #and just... there's so much shit where it's like... you people aren't stupid; so why the hell you all so dumb?#why do you just buy in to every god damn thing tossed at you and swallow and slop you're fed #the hell are you standing in lines for fucking cups for?#you're all so fucking lame and pathetic; and this is coming from a fucking waste of flesh #how the fuck can so many people sit through more marvel slop long after they stopped being good?#how can you tolerate not owning a physical device you paid full price for?#or like why the fuck would you ever let them give you a keyless car? you still have to remember the fob so... how does this help?#cause I can tell you how it hurts you in concrete ways #fucking dude talking about how you have to put your fob in a faraday cage and wrap your keys in tinfoil when out in public #and like... he was so fucking right; but that's just a stupid system is my point #how the fuck is the world so dumb and docile?#cause you know who a lot of the people who are like that are? smart people; people I can like and respect #and then they act like dumb fuck morons drooling all over themselves #taken in by shit like the most basic like I can literally go look and find this on sputnik tier propaganda #buying up trash products they don't own to consume yet another fucking bad remake on #why? like I refuse to believe I'm just so much smarter than everyone else #that's a stupid opinion to have and it's also useless even if it ends up being true #and like... I'm not so sure it's anything new; I feel like it's more just new stupid modes of it showing through #like it's just food and circus or however the saying goes

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