#Darcy boogie

[msweebyness]

BOO!- A Descendants Short

Here’s a cute little moment from one of the few happy childhoods on the Isle! Enjoy! @imsparky2002 @artzychic27

(SETTING: The Boogie Lair, on the Isle of the Lost. The casino lighting is all powered down, as we zoom behind one of the various torture machines. We see a little girl, of only three years, with glowing eyes, wild curls pulled into low pigtails, and dark burlap skin crouched behind it, giggling.)

(Suddenly, we hear heavy footsteps, and the doors to the lair swing open. The boogieman himself enters the room, the girl moving deeper into her hiding place as he approaches. Oddly enough, she doesn’t seem afraid.)

(Just before Oogie passes her hiding place, the girl jumps out in front of him and…)

Darcy: (Arms raised with a scary face) BOO!!!

Oogie: WAH! (He dramatically clutches his chest and drops to the floor, acting as if she terrified him)

Darcy: (Giggling, runs up to him) I got you, papa! I scared you!

Oogie: (Laughs) Ya sure did, Pun’Kin! (Getting back to his feet, he scoops up his daughter, tossing her in the air and catching her as she squeals happily.) A real nightmare, just like yer old man!

(Darcy smiles happily and hugs her papa, who ruffles her hair and kisses her head)

Oogie: Now, why don’t we go spook some of the boring old baddies on this island?

Darcy: (Clapping her hands) YEAH!

Some daddy-daughter boogie bonding! Leave your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[comphyjost]

our dancing queen back at it again

[artzychic27]

Another fun little prompt from Weeby for you to finish based on a funny concept Sparky and I thought of! 😅

Here goes: So, you’d guess boogies care more about being frightening, scary than attractive, right? So Darcy never really cared to look at herself through that lens, and as a result, doesn’t really pick up on it when people are hitting on her or know what certain…terms mean, which would lead to exchanges like this, probably, lol:

(Talking to the bathtub brats with her papa within earshot)

Darcy: So the guy was lookin’ at me all funny-like and then I hear him say I’m ‘freakin’ stacked’ and I’m like, ‘The fuck does that mean?’ Stacked on what? And they weren’t even lookin’ at my face, which was just weir- Um, Papa…are…are you okay?

Oogie Boogie: ... Sweetie... Pumpkin'... My little terror... Who was this... Boy?

Darcy: One of those Prince brats in Auradon. I don't know if it's slang, or if he's just dimmer than a bunch'a broken light bulbs, but- Papa, why are you getting your axe?

Oogie Boogie: I just wanna talk to him.

Darcy: Where you goin'?

Oogie Boogie: I just wanna talk to him. *Leaves*

Darcy: Papa?!

Oogie Boogie: Just gonna talk to him, pumpkin'!

Lock: ... He's not gonna talk to him.

[disneyvillainvie]

welcome one and all to tumblr 2023’s

Disney Villain Vie!

this is the first of hopefully many! This is a competition of some of the most beloved Disney Villains from the 1900’s to this year!

Polls are one v one (I lied lol), with 6 rounds. Credit to @nonbiney-swag-competition for giving me the inspiration for all of this! Other polls that inspired me can be found via @competition-list!

CONGRATS TO OUR FINALE COMPETITORS!

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CONGRATULATIONS TO YZMA FROM THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE!

Congrats to Bill, Cruella, Maleficent, and Hades for making it to the Quarter Finals!

Matchups were decided with help of a number generator and by me. Schedule can be found here

Remember to Reblog! It helps other people find this blog :)

Pre-Competition Polls! Group 1 Group 2 Group 3 Group 4

Disney Villain Vie Round 1-First Half:

Evil Queen vs Queen of Hearts: Evil Queen

Yzma vs Rasputin: Yzma

Ursula vs Uma: Ursula

Professor Ratigan vs Governor Ratcliffe: Professor Ratigan

Scar vs Zira: Scar

Gaston vs Clayton: Gaston

Hans vs Tamatoa: Tamatoa

Cruella 101 vs Cruella: Cruella 101

Disney Villain Vie Round 1-Second Half:

Maleficent vs Shego: Shego

Lady Tremaine 1950 vs Lady Tremaine 2015: Lady Tremaine 1950

King Candy vs Emperor Belos: Emperor Belos

Bill Cipher vs Darcy: Bill Cipher

Dr Facilier vs Shan Yu: Dr Facilier

Hades vs Shere Khan: Hades

Claude Frollo vs Madame Medusa: Claude Frollo

Oogie Boogie vs Bowler Hat Guy & Doris: Oogie Boogie

Disney Villain Vie Round 2:

Evil Queen vs Yzma: Yzma

Ursula vs Scar: Ursula

Professor Ratigan vs Gaston: Professor Ratigan

Tamatoa vs Cruella de Vil: Cruella de Vil

Shego vs Lady Tremaine: Shego

Emperor Belos vs Bill Cipher: Bill Cipher

Dr Facilier vs Hades: Hades

Claude Frollo vs Oogie Boogie: Claude Frollo

Disney Villain Surprise Redemption Round

Disney Villain Vie Round 3:

Yzma vs Ursula: Yzma

Cruella de Vil vs Professor Ratigan: Cruella de Vil

Bill Cipher vs Shego: Bill Cipher

Hades vs Claude Frollo: Hades

Disney Villain Vie Round 4: QUATER FINALS!

Yzma vs Cruella de Vil: Yzma

Bill Cipher vs Hades vs Maleficent: Maleficent

DISNEY VILLAIN VIE FINALE!

Yzma vs Maleficent

WINNER: YZMA 🥇💜🎉🥂🍾🎊🥳

[disneyvillainbracket]

Disney Villain Bracket

basically how this works is we have brackets a, b, and c. c is a tricky one, hopefully ill explain right

it’s basically a bracket and a half, and the villains in the half bracket will go across and meet in the middle, and the winner of that goes against the two villains on the bracket above

once we get to the middle two in a and b and have that vote, and once the double elimination in bracket c happens, the three villains will all go head to head… to head. it’ll be the three winners of each bracket in one final poll

am i explaining correctly? oh well, y’all will see what i mean when we get there

im sure a lot of y’all have opinions on how this was put together but keep in mind ive never done this before and i did my best. so

also! voting criteria is you picking your favorite of the villains in each poll. not the movies or shows or whatever they’re from, im talking about the characters themselves

i will be posting the polls on the left side of bracket A first, on Monday, April 17 at 12 PM CST! after that, i will post the left side of bracket B the following day at the same time. then the left side of bracket C the next day. the day after that, i will post the right side of bracket A, then B, then C. you get it

hope y’all have fun with this poll!!!

here’s a breakdown of the brackets below the cut, with the names and fandoms of each villain:

Bracket A:

LOVEMUFFIN (Phineas and Ferb) VS Randall Boggs (Monsters Inc)

Derek (Milo Murphy’s Law) VS The Core/Darcy (Amphibia)

Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible) VS Lady Tremaine (Cinderella)

Magica de Spell (Ducktales) VS Malleus Draconia (Twisted Wonderland)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) VS Prince John (Robin Hood)

Professor Z (Cars 2) VS Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Prince Hans (Frozen) VS Governor Ratcliffe (Pocahontas)

Professor Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective) VS Shan Yu (Mulan)

The Sanderson Sisters (Hocus Pocus) VS The White Witch (Chronicles of Narnia)

Emperor Belos (The Owl House) VS Zira (The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride)

Mother Gothel (Tangled) VS Assistant Mayor Bellwether (Zootopia)

Charles Muntz (Up) VS Constance Hatchaway (The Haunted Mansion - Disney Parks)

Due (PKNA) VS Kalabar (Halloweentown)

The Walt Disney Company VS The Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2)

Tusk (Club Penguin) VS Edgar Balthazar (The Aristocats)

Ursula (The Little Mermaid) VS Morgana (The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea)

Bracket B:

Cruella deVil (101 Dalmatians) VS Man/The Hunter (Bambi)

Turbo “King Candy” (Wreck it Ralph) VS Hopper (A Bug’s Life)

Queen Narissa (Enchanted) VS Clayton (Tarzan)

The Queen of Hearts (Alice in Wonderland) VS Lotso Bear (Toy Story 3)

Madame Medusa (The Rescuers) VS Lord Hater (Wander over Yonder)

Maestro Forte (Beauty and the Beast: An Enchanted Christmas) VS The Horned King (The Black Cauldron)

Tamatoa (Moana) VS Second Dimension Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension)

Captain Hook (Peter Pan) VS Captain Hook (Hook)

Scar (The Lion King) VS Chick Hicks (Cars)

The Underminer (Incredibles 2) VS Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Hades (Hercules) VS Captain Gantu (Lilo and Stitch)

Madam Mim (Sword in the Stone) VS Dr. Facilier (Princess and the Frog)

Villain Recruiters (Disney Parks) VS Tina Harwood (Ice Princess)

Harrison Hightower III (Tower of Terror - Disney Parks) VS Professor Parenthesis (The OWCA Files)

The Sea Witches (Festival of Mystique - Disney Parks) VS Marina Del Ray (The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning)

Janet Smythe (Best Friends Whenever) VS Meredith Blake (The Parent Trap)

Bracket C:

The Evil Queen (Snow White and the Seven Dwarves) VS Scroop (Treasure Planet)

Chernabog (Fantasia) VS Jafar (Aladdin)

Toffee (Star VS the Forces of Evil) VS The Blot (Epic Mickey)

Syndrome (The Incredibles) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Phantom Blot (Disney Comics) VS Sa’luk (Aladdin and the King of Thieves)

Trauma (PKNA) VS The Beagle Boys (Disney Comics)

Royal Pain (Sky High) VS Demona (Gargoyles)

Yzma (Emperor’s New Groove) VS Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) VS Ernesto de la Cruz (Coco)

Commander Rourke (Atlantis: The Lost Empire) VS The Headless Horseman (The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad)

Emperor Zurg (Toy Story) VS Miles McDermott (The Even Stevens Movie)

Professor JT Wu (The Nightmare Experiment - Disney Parks) VS Henry Ravenswood (Big Thunder Mountain Railroad - Disney Parks)

[digital-style666]

My music playlist for my The Amazing digital circus ocs

Personality- ♠️

Past and personal demons- 🌧

Songs they'd listen to - 🎼

• ⭐Darci

a Spotify playlist revolving around my oc Darci with songs that perfectly depict their past and current life, their personality, and their trauma

One of those songs being:

Satisfied by Marina and the diamonds 🌧

Watch me work from the Trolls Band together 🌧

"Glory and Gore" by Lorde🌧

"Human" by Christina Perri♠️

"Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence♠️

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day♠️

"The Show Must Go On" by Queen♠️

"Secrets" by OneRepublic🌧

"Say Something" by A Great Big World, Christina Aguilera🌧

"Not Afraid" by Eminem🌧

"Demons" by Imagine Dragons🌧

"Fighter" by Christina Aguilera🌧

"Holding On To You" by Twenty One Pilots🌧

"Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance🌧

"Heavy" by Linkin Park (feat. Kiiara)🌧

"Mad World" by Gary Jules🌧

"The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring🌧

"Survivor" by Destiny's Child🌧

"Beneath Your Beautiful" by Labrinth (feat. Emeli Sandé)🌧

"Jar of Hearts" by Christina Perri🌧

"The Scientist" by Coldplay🌧

"Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel🌧

"I'm Not Okay (I Promise)" by My Chemical Romance🌧

"How to Save a Life" by The Fray🌧

"Feeling Good" by Nina Simone🌧🎼

"Moon River" by Frank Sinatra🎼

"Fly Me to the Moon" by Diana Krall🎼

"Smooth Operator" by Sade🎼

"La Vie En Rose" by Édith Piaf🎼

"The Girl from Ipanema" by Stan Getz & João Gilberto🎼

"What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong🎼

"At Last" by Etta James♠️🎼

"Unforgettable" by Nat King Cole♠️🎼

"My Funny Valentine" by Chet Baker♠️🎼

"Misty" by Sarah Vaughan🎼

"Fever" by Peggy Lee🎼

"Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers🎼

"Fly Me Away" by Goldfrapp🎼

"L-O-V-E" by Nat King Cole🎼

"Unchained Melody" by The Righteous Brothers🎼

"Summertime" by Ella Fitzgerald🎼

"It Had to Be You" by Harry Connick Jr.🎼

"Come Away with Me" by Norah Jones🎼

"The Girl from Ipanema" by Stan Getz & Astrud Gilberto🎼

"Georgia on My Mind" by Ray Charles🎼

"At Last" by Etta James🎼

"Smooth Operator" by Sade🎼

"Dream a Little Dream of Me" by Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong🎼

"Cry Me a River" by Julie London🎼

"What a Wonderful World" by Louis Armstrong🎼

"Moon River" by Frank Sinatra🎼

"Just the Way You Are" by Billy Joel🎼

"Can't Help Falling in Love" by by Hailey Reinhart (because ain't no way they're listening to Elvis Presley)🎼

"Blue Moon" by Billie Holiday🎼

"Sway" by Dean Martin🎼

"Over the Rainbow" by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole🎼

"Moonlight Serenade" by Glenn Miller🎼

"You Are the Sunshine of My Life" by Stevie Wonder🎼

"Beyond the Sea" by Bobby Darin🎼

"Stand by Me" by Ben E. King🎼

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World" by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole🎼

"Isn't She Lovely" by Stevie Wonder🎼

"The Way You Look Tonight" by Frank Sinatra🎼

"Copacobana" by Barry Manilow 🎼

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• 🐻 Pesto

psycho teddy♠️

my axe by Insane clown possi ♠️

Boogie man by insane clown possi♠️

"Killing Strangers" by Marilyn Manson♠️

"Bodies" by Drowning Pool♠️

"Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed♠️

"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit♠️

"The Way I Am" by Eminem♠️

"Dragula" by Rob Zombie♠️

"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" by Drowning Pool♠️

"Disposable Teens" by Marilyn Manson♠️

"Psychosocial" by Slipknot♠️

"Die MF Die" by Dope♠️

"Freak on a Leash" by Korn♠️

"Chop Suey!" by System Of A Down♠️

"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin♠️

"You're Going Down" by Sick Puppies♠️

"Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace♠️

"Bleed It Out" by Linkin Park♠️

"Devour" by Shinedown♠️

"Numb" by Linkin Park♠️

"Bodies" by Smashing Pumpkins♠️

"No More Sorrow" by Linkin Park♠️

"Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who🌧

"The Night We Met" by Lord Huron🌧

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash🌧

"Snuff" by Slipknot🌧

"Welcome to My Life" by Simple Plan🌧

"Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin🌧

"Mad World" by Gary Jules🌧

"Adam's Song" by Blink-182🌧

"How to Disappear Completely" by Radiohead🌧

"Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride🌧

" Drunk" by Living tombstone🌧

"Hurt" by Johnny Cash🌧

"Mad World" by Gary Jules🌧

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day🌧

"Unwell" by Matchbox Twenty🌧

"Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park🌧

"Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2" by Pink Floyd🌧

"Numb" by Linkin Park🌧

"Sober" by Demi Lovato🌧

"The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring🌧

"In the End" by Linkin Park🌧

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•🏎 Randy

"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC♠️

"Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf♠️

"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John♠️

"Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie♠️

"Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey♠️

"Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman♠️

"We Will Rock You" by Queen♠️

"Livin' on the Edge" by Aerosmith♠️

"Baba O'Riley" by The Who♠️

"Drive" by Incubus♠️

"Runnin' Down a Dream" by Tom Petty♠️

"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor♠️

"Life is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane♠️

"Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina and the Waves♠️

"Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake♠️

"The Show Must Go On" by Queen🌧

"I Want to Break Free" by Queen🌧

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day🌧

"Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds🌧

"Carry on Wayward Son🌧" by Kansas

"The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World🌧

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day🌧

"Under Pressure" by Queen & David Bowie🌧

"Loser" by Beck🌧

"We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel🌧

"Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down🌧

"Stressed Out" by twenty one pilots🌧

"The Show Must Go On" by Queen🌧

"Behind Blue Eyes" by The Who🌧

"Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence🌧

"In My Mind" by Amanda Palmer🌧

"Human" by Christina Perri 🌧

"Burn It Down" by Linkin Park🌧

"Firestarter" by The Prodigy🌧

"Sound of Silence" by Simon & Garfunkel🌧

"Shut Up" by Simple Plan🌧

"Man" by Skepta🌧

"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga🌧

"Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance 🌧

"Happy Jam" by Piemations and Fries on the side🌧

"I /me/ myself" by Will Wood 🌧

"Girls" by Marina & the diamonds 🌧

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• 🍃Figaro

"Young, Wild & Free" by Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa ft. Bruno Mars♠️

"The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars♠️

"Stressed Out" by Twenty One Pilots♠️

"Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin♠️

"Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime♠️

"I Gotta Feeling" by The Black Eyed Peas♠️

"No Rain" by Blind Melonl♠️

"Bare Necessities" from "The Jungle Book" Soundtrack♠️

"One Love" by Bob Marley♠️

"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana♠️

"Float On" by Modest Mouse♠️

"Hey Ya!" by OutKast♠️

"Budapest" by George Ezra♠️

"We Can't Stop" by Miley Cyrus♠️

"Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind♠️

"Wagon Wheel" by Darius Rucker♠️

"Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles♠️

"I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz♠️

"Three Little Birds" by Bob Marley♠️

"Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra♠️

"All Star" by Smash Mouth♠️

"Walking on Sunshine" by Katrina & The Waves♠️

"Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys♠️

"Walking in Memphis" by Marc Cohn♠️

"Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison♠️

"Banana Pancakes" by Jack Johnson♠️

"I Want You Back" by Jackson 5♠️

"Knee Deep" by Zac Brown Band♠️

"Linger" by The Cranberries♠️

"Home" by Machine Gun Kelly, X Ambassadors, & Bebe Rexha♠️

"Underdog" by Alicia Keys♠️

"Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance♠️

"Survivor" by Destiny's Child♠️

"Human" by Rag'n'Bone Man♠️

"Stronger" by Kelly Clarksonl♠️

"Control" by Halsey🌧

"Anxiety" by Julia Michaels ft. Selena Gomez🌧

"Talking to Myself" by Linkin Park🌧

"Heavy" by Linkin Park ft. Kiiara🌧

"The Village" by Wrabel🌧

"Secrets" by Mary Lambert 🌧

"How to Save a Life" by The Fray🌧

"Drown" by Bring Me The Horizon🌧

"Serotonin" by Girl in Red 🌧

" Pass the dutchie" by Musical Youth♠️

Note:

I will update the playlist whenever I come across any songs that remind me of my ocs or If an artist turns out to be problematic. In the meantime the rest of the oc playlist and covers for said playlist will be worked on

[geenalovesthelittlethings]

Darcys first Halloween and it instantly becomes the missus and Harry’s favourite day of the year. Babies in Halloween costumes are so cute

PLEASE. And she's just giggling and cooing and babbling away at her parents fawning over hoe cute she is.

"You're so cute, I can't take it!" Harry says, scooping her up and giving her little kisses while she giggles her little heart out. "You're the cutest Oogie Boogie I ever did see!"

[bear-cubs-art-things]

Can you tell us your fav characters from the fandoms that you are in?

Sure!

Gravity Falls - ugh idk I think Dipper and Bill tbh-

Amphibia - I HAVE A LIST BUT I CANT REMEMBER AUGH- I know top three at least are Zechariah, Sprig, and Toadstool. Darcy too.

Iluminae Files - AIDAN DEF DEF!!!!

WALL-E - who do you think [it's WALL-E]

Paw Patrol - ngl I like Chase and Marshall lmao

Octonauts - Shellington, Paani, Barnacles, you know.

MSM - BOWGARTS ALL THE FUCKING WAYYYYY [I have other favorites but Bowgarts are my go-to]

Welcome Home - oughhh I say Wally and Eddie. Home too for the maybe evil house stuff XD

TNBC - I love Boogies Boys, Barrel gotta be mah fav 💀

I think that's all of them!

[your-dietician]

123 Boxer Dog Names for Your Loyal Sidekick

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123 Boxer Dog Names for Your Loyal Sidekick

There’s nothing better than admiring the adorable, smushy face of a boxer, especially when that sweet face is all yours. They are extremely loyal pups, making them an excellent addition to any family. Not only are they great companions, but they’re bursting with spunk—that goofy personality is sure to keep you on your toes. If you’ve recently decided to add one of these silly pups to your pack and are in search of the perfect name for your one-of-a-kind canine,you’ve come to the right place. 

Whether you want to pay homage to your boxer’s German heritage or bring out your pup’s bold side, there are plenty of options when it comes to choosing the perfect name for your newest family member. 

Male Boxer Dog Names 

These fun names are sure to suit your good boy’s bubbly personality. 

Jasper 

Nash 

Clyde 

Buster 

Luca 

Walter 

Rocky 

Chance 

Duke 

Archie 

Enzo 

Champ 

Hudson 

Dallas 

Ozzy 

Beau 

Murphy 

Samson 

Winston 

Charlie 

Roscoe 

Theo 

Bernie 

Milo 

Dexter 

RELATED: 260 Clever Name Ideas for Boy Dogs

Female Boxer Dog Names 

Crown your precious girl with a name fit for a queen. 

Zara 

Phobe 

Iris 

Winnie 

Aspen 

Darla 

Olive 

Sierra 

Elsie 

Yasmin 

Roxie 

Brooklyn 

Billie 

Trixie 

Piper 

Cleo 

Ruby 

Demi 

Mabel 

Annie 

Scout 

Cali 

Fern 

Harper 

Juno 

Maggie 

RELATED: 266 Creative Girl Dog Names for Every Letter of the Alphabet

German Boxer Dog Names 

Pay tribute to your boxer’s roots with these unique German inspired names. 

Fritz

Greta

Hugo 

Bruno

Ada 

Caspar 

Otto

Heidi 

Schnitzel 

Hans 

Porsche 

Sabine 

Bach 

Millie 

Haribo 

Ludwig 

Hilda

Arlo 

Elsa 

Stein 

Ingrid 

Ludwig 

Adele 

RELATED: 150 Fun German Dog Names For Your New Pup

Badass Boxer Dog Names 

Although cuddly and playful—boxers are also powerful athletes. Showcase your puppy’s rugged personality with these badass names. 

Maximus 

Zelda 

Rambo 

Conan 

Ash 

Queen 

Bruiser 

Hercules 

Blair 

Motley 

Thor 

Phoenix 

Cardi 

Ryder 

Koda 

Serena 

Bolt 

Vader 

Buffy 

Major 

Athena 

Kai 

Nova 

Floyd 

Barley 

RELATED: 150 of the Most Badass Dog Names You’ve Ever Heard

Cute Boxer Dog Names Names 

Embrace your boxer’s cuteness with these adorable names sure to have everyone swooning. 

Maisie 

Romeo 

Lottie 

Paris 

Darcy 

Waffles 

Boogie 

Willow 

Indy 

Ollie 

Biscuit 

Watson 

Penny 

Mavis 

Tater 

Vinnie 

Chanel 

Stitch 

Juniper 

Pippa 

Ziggy 

Chip 

Tilly 

Walter 

RELATED: 150+ Cute Dog Names for Your Adorable Pup

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[amooo1023]

My masterlist and rules.

This masterlist might get updated, so if you see something new in here then you know why.

What I will write:

Reader x (character)

(character) x (character)

Bendy x male reader. (He is literally my only exception to writing male readers NOBODY ELSE)

LGBTQ+

Fanfiction in general.

Headcanons, oneshots and scenarios.

I probably will post chapters of something.

Self inserts, platonic or romantic.

Yandere stuff, masochism, sadism, kidnapping and gore.

What I won’t write: 

Racism, pedophilia, incest, necrophilia, sexism, misandry, homophobia, transphobia, body shaming, gerontophilia, ( honestly it depends if the character is a supernatural being then I guess it is okay. Again it depends.)

OC x reader, OC x OC, (real person) x reader, dream sexual, Gijinka!(character) x reader, childlike! reader, yandere x yandere. Yandere! reader. (I don’t know how to write yandere readers sorry) Female readers or male readers. (it’s also just kind of not needed since I never need to use third person pronouns and never mention how the readers body looks like.)

(Because yandere x yandere is boring and you don’t really have to do anything with the dynamic. In my opinion.) 

Short nickname ideas for (character) x reader or too short headcanon/headcanons.

Smut or sexual shit in general.

What fandoms I will write about!:

Stardew valley ( Krobus, Dwarf.)                                                          

A hat in time ( Snatcher, DJ grooves, Conductor.)

undertale ( Flowey, Sans(CNR), Papyrus, Mad Mew Mew(mad dummy), Muffet, Napstablook.)

deltarune ( Ralsei, Susie, Kris, Jevil, Spamton, addisons, Sweet, K_K, Cap’n.)

portal and portal 2 ( GLaDOS, wheatley.)

fnaf (Fnaf 1: Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Foxy, Bonnie. (I write for all of the animatronics, it's just that the writer is lazy. But they will all probably be platonic because dead children. Except for security breach because the animatronics don't seem to have dead children possessing them.))

arcane ( Jinx, Sevika, Vi, Caitlyn, Ekko.)

kirby games ( Magolor, Marx, Meta Knight, Susie, Daroach, Taranza, Zero 2.)

paper mario ( Dimentio.)

sam and max

helluva boss ( Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, Blitzo, Verosika, Stolas, Robo fizz.)

hazbin hotel ( Alastor, Vaggie, Charlie, Niffty, Angel dust, Cherri Bomb, Sir Pentious.)

gravity falls ( Bill, Pyronica.)

batim/bendy and the ink machine ( Bendy(any form), Boris, Alice Angel, Twisted Alice, Sammy Lawrence.)

animal crossing ( Tom nook, Isabelle, Redd.)

ddlc/doki doki literature club ( Yuri, Monika, Sayori, Natsuki.)

fnf ( Hex.)

woy/wander over yonder ( wander, lord hater, peepers, lord dominator, sylvia.)

Toh/The owl house ( The collector, king (platonic only), Vee. )

Amphibia ( Cloak-bot, Frobo, Grime, Darcy(the core), Marcy, Sasha, Anne )

dhmis/don't hug me I'm scared ( Tony, Colin, Sketchbook, Red Guy )

Hollow Knight (Hornet, Quirrel, Grimm, Lace, Mask Maker, Divine, Absolute Radiance, Pure Vessel(the hollow knight) Oro, Mato, Tiso, Sheo, The Collector(platonic only), White Lady, Brumm )also silksong is never coming out (joke) 

Poppy Playtime (Boogie-bot, Poppy, Huggy wuggy, Mommy long legs, | and no I do not have a fetish)

Howl's Moving Castle (Calcifer)

The Ghost And Molly McGee (The Chairman, Scratch.) Don't judge me.

COTL/cult of the lamb (Helob, Leshy, Kallamar, Heket, Shamura, Narinder, Sozo.)

More fandoms!

When asking me please specify if you want it to be platonic or romantic, what the scenario is and how the reader is going to be like. I will not make female or male readers as it is supposed to be okay for anybody to read no matter the gender. If you want me to write about an unhealthy relationship or just a fluffy normal relationship please write that in your ask or you might not get what you want. This is highly suggested when asking me or I might not answer your request and even if I did answer, you might not get what you wanted.

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Yes, I am a licensed robot fucker and monster fucker. Damn it I'm simping for bugs now help. ALso here is my ao3 account https://archiveofourown.org/users/Amooo1023/profile.

[msweebyness]

hey, same anon! so...how did it go on Darcy's end?

(Setting: Outside the Boogie Lair, On the Isle)

(Darcy stands outside the entrance to her papa’s lair, hesitating to knock due to what she plans to tell him. She is dating the son of Jack Skellington, after all… Of course, she knows her father loves her more than anything, but that still doesn’t mean he’ll take this news positively at all. Ah well, now or never…)

Darcy: (Takes a deep breath and pushes the doors to the lair, entering the vast space) Papa? You here?

(She smiles and laughs as her father enters the room and spins her around in a bear hug. She really had missed him!)

Oogie: There’s my lil nightmare! (Teasing) Finally decided to visit yer ol’ man, huh?

Darcy: (Laughs) I missed you too, papa! You ain’t stayed holed up down here with me gone, right?

Oogie: (Rolls his eyes) I’ve been gettin’ out of the house every once in a while! Ya know I’m a homebody, darlin’! (She lovingly shakes her head) So how are things over on the mainland?

Darcy: Full of suckers easier to scare than a blind mouse, just like you said. It’s been a hoot! I lost count of how many of those little ‘royals’ have shrieked their lungs out after I spooked ‘em! A few even pissed themselves!

(Her father lets out one of his big, booming laughs)

Oogie: That’s my girl!

(Darcy smiles, before remembering her purpose for coming here. Nervous, because she knows how overprotective her father can be when it comes to boys, she broaches the topic.)

Darcy: There, uh, there is something I should probably tell ya, papa. (Rubbing her arm with a pensive expression)

(The boogieman takes notice of the change in his daughter’s demeanor, becoming concerned.)

Oogie: What is it, Pun’Kin?

Darcy: I, um…(takes a breath) I met someone…in Auradon, papa. He and I…we’ve been going out…about three months now.

(Her father’s eyes narrow. Some dimwit little punk moving in on his baby girl is the furthest thing from welcome news.)

Oogie: (Crosses his arms) Is that right? And just who exactly is this gentleman friend of yours, darlin’?

Darcy: He’s a great guy, daddy! He is a gentleman, always respectful! He listens to me, and cares about what I think! He’s sweet, he’s smart and he makes me laugh, and he ain’t no goody-two-shoes, neither! He loves scarin’ folks, like we do! (Twiddling her fingers)

Oogie: He from Halloween Town, then? Most of them Auradon folk are too soft to spook anybody.

Darcy: Yeah…His name’s JJ…Jack Skellington Jr…

(The room goes deathly silent at this revelation.)

Oogie: …

Darcy: Papa?

Oogie: Y-Yer datin’…JACK’S BOY?! PUN’KIN, HAVE YA LOST YER EVERLOVIN’ MIND?! OF ALL THE FURSHLUGGINER HALFWIT BOYS YA COULDA CHOSEN IT HAD TO BE-

Darcy: DADDY, STOP! For the gods’ sake, just listen! (Takes a deep breath) Look, I know this is hard for you to process, I know the history between you and his dad…and I know how mad you must be...but I'm not gonna apologize for fallin’ for him, Skellington or not. Me and JJ...we aren't you and Jack, and we never will be! You always say that one’a the most important things to you is that I'm happy... well, prove it! JJ makes me REALLY happy! So I'm askin' you, for my sake, to accept us bein’ together, no matter how much you hate his parents. (Looks at him intensely) Please, Papa.

(The boogieman is silent for a moment.)

Oogie: I just…give me a minute, nightmare. (He leaves the room, Darcy letting out a heavy sigh)

(A few minutes later, her father returns, a pensive expression on his face.)

Oogie: Darcy, darlin’, I ain’t gonna lie and say I’m happy about this…but I know yer a smart girl and you wouldn’t fall for just anybody. And I guess if Jack’s little punk- (Darcy glares at him)…(sighs) his son makes ya happy…I can live with it. (Darcy smiles) I’m just havin’ a hard time trustin’ that this kid, the son of the man who hates me more than anybody…is goin’ in with good intentions with my little girl.

Darcy: (Sighs) I know, papa. But I promise, ya don’t have to worry. JJ’s not like that. He really cares about me…he loves me…and I love him.

Oogie: I guess…as yer papa, that’s all I can ask for. (He softens as Darcy hugs him)

Darcy: Thanks, daddy. I love you.

Oogie: Love you too, my little fright. (He gently ruffles her wild curls.)

Darcy: I will check you for weapons when ya meet him though! That goes for you three, too!

(Lock, Shock and Barrel give innocent “Who, us?” expressions…hiding blades behind their backs.)

@artzychic27 @imsparky2002

Larvae your thoughts in the comments and reblogs!

[taags-old-account]

Tales Of Arcadia + Memes & Foolishness + Funny Headcanons

I saw a Voltron one and now I will torture you. This could kinda fit in with the Big Bro Douxie AU so tagging @honeyxmonkey

Eli is the cryptid of the group. After finding the trolls, aliens, and wizards. He just goes ballistic and tried to find Nessie, Mothman, and the Billycraggle

But Nimue is Nessie so...

Steve and Toby become some weird meme duo. Quoting vines and memes all the time.

Steve and Toby: *shoving Douxie towards Merin* "YOU ARE MY DAD BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!!!"

But Jim and Douxie come up with the darkest jokes ever. It's kinda terrifying.

Eli: Wow it's really dark outside!

Douxie: Like my soul and my coffee at 3am

Jim: Like the bathtub

Krel and Claire are the sarcastic ones.

Somebody: *says something*

Claire & Krel automatically: *something sarcastic*

Aja also liking memes but not understanding them would be adorable.

Steve and Toby just keep trying to teach her but she doesn't get it at all

Y'all say Krel wouldn't like Douxie's music, but I think Krel loves all music and would think it was badass if Douxie used his spellcaster guitar in a battle

One time when things get messy, Douxie throws his staff and it turns into a motorcycle, he just jumps on and runs over the bad guys.

Jim in the background: "Vespas are better."

Jim and Douxie proceed to get in a competition about it. Jim wins but only because Douxie lets him.

Toby and Darci, Jim and Claire, and Steve and Aja go on a triple date.

Eli and Krel hide at a different table and watch because they have nothing better to do.

Douxie is their waiter and WON'T LEAVE THEM ALONE

Whenever they have a larger scale battle, everybody counts their kills like Gimili and Legolas in LOTR. Jim, Douxie, and Aja always win except for one time when Eli wins and boasts about it for a week.

One night they have a sleepover and watch shitty action movies till the crack of dawn but it's basically only Douxie is awake and he can't move because all the kids are asleep on top of him.

He loves it though.

Remember we headcanoned that Douxie would break the kids out of jail?

Yeah, they get into jail one time. Call Douxie their brother and they get out. Douxie doesn't condone the children getting into jail, but adores the brother thing.

You know the little forehead bonk that Archie and Merlin did to Douxie in Wizards? Yes, Douxie does it to the kids.

He also calls them moppets.

Jim just cooks a giant family dinner one night and everybody is there. EVERYBODY. The others help with making the dinner, but Jim is not just a master swordsman and they all listen to him.

Gnome Chompsky has another peanut child.

One time Douxie is being angsty (or thinking about Zoe) and Zoe (of course) walk into the room. Douxie panics says some waiter pun then runs away.

Krel finds it and never lets Douxie live it down.

They all go to the mall one time and Steve gets dared to Nurato run throughout the entire place. Steve is banned from Arcadia mall from now on but he says it was worth it.

One time Krel is very bored so he builds a robot that Steve and Toby told him to make it quote memes. (this is an idea from a Voltron post where Pidge makes a robot that quotes vines. And Lotor keeps getting harassed.)

Nobody forgives those three for making that thing.

ARRRGHHH and Toby create a Go-Go Sushi tournament. ARRRGHHH wins.

One time the entire gang goes to Akaridion-5 for a tour. Aja leads it and Varvatos adds GLORIOUS violent commentary.

Aja and Jim enjoy sparring together because SWORDS.

Douxie at one point gets a bow because those fingers of his could absolutely work that. AND MAGIC ARROWS

Everybody calls him Katniss now.

One time everybody is going over to Toby's place and every time somebody comes, Toby opens the door and does the "hi welcome to chilis" vine.

One time Claire and Aja spar and Jim and Steve simp in the background. Krel is facepalming. Douxie won't let them live it down.

Eli swears he saw Mothman one time. Nobody believes him.

Did he see Mothman? You guys can guess.

Either way, this was fun to make. If anybody has any more crazy ideas. REBLOG AND PUT THEM THERE BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE THAT!!

Goodbye.

[artzychic27]

To get you in on Sparky and I’s Descendants Fun, how could you see it going when Darcy introduces JJ to her papa, a la Ben, Mal and Hades at the end of D3? What about her meeting Jack and Sally?

Darcy: Papa, this is my boyfriend, JJ.

Oogie Boogie: *Death glare*

JJ: *His voice cracks* N-niCe to meEt you sIr.

Oogie Boogie: … Tell me, Skellington. How do you feel about a woman who can fight her own battles?

JJ: I-I don’t mind one bit, sir. Darcy could carry me bridal style, and I’d thank her.

Darcy: *Laughs* You dork.

Oogie Boogie: Good answer. Alright, I’ll let you live. For now.

JJ: … Yay…

*Later*

JJ: Mom, dad, this is Darcy, my girlfriend.

Sally: Oh, my goodness! She’s gorgeous! I knew your first girlfriend would be a catch!

Darcy: What? Come on.

Sally: I mean it, dear; you’re stunning.

Jack: *As Sally and Darcy talk* Just know, JJ, when you two get married, I’m making the toast before her dad.

JJ: And risk me finding bugs in my throat?

Jack: That is a risk I am willing to take, son.

[disneyvillainvie]

SURPRISE REDEMPTION ROUND

Rules and Notes:

There will be a face off between three characters, from the rounds so far. This includes a character from the first half round, the second half round, and the second round.

character that wins will have immunity from round 3 (the next round)

Normal rounds will continue after this

you can vote on each poll, but it would be appreciated if you only voted once :)

The two that don’t win will be given a chocolate metal and be put in the Hall of Almost Winners

Have Fun! And Reblog so more people can vote!

Left Side Redemption: Queen of Hearts vs Rasputin vs Uma vs Zira vs Governor Ratcliffe vs Clayton vs Hans vs Cruella de Vil 2021

Winner: Zira

Right Side Redemption: Maleficent vs Lady Tremaine 2015 vs King Candy vs Darcy vs Shan Yu vs Shere Khan vs Madame Medusa vs Bowler Hat Guy & Doris

Winner: Maleficent

Round Two Redemption: Evil Queen vs Scar vs Gaston vs Tamatoa vs Lady Tremaine 1950 vs Emperor Belos vs Dr Facilier vs Oogie Boogie

Winner: Emperor Belos

Finale: Zira vs Maleficent vs Emperor Belos

Winner: Maleficent

[asirensrage]

there's a heaven above you (don't you cry) - part 2

Rating: M Pairing: Lost Boys/OC Fandom: The Lost Boys Warnings: swearing, vampires, violence, blood, I don’t know what else yet. Summary: The thing no one ever tells you about time travel is that you don’t have any control over where you end up or when you leave. It just happens. It also hurts like a bitch. Notes: Please see that the rating has been upgraded and the pairing decided. This will be a poly pairing, so if you're not into that, don't read. previous/masterlist also on ao3

Part 2: Take On Me

The memories of her friends had flooded back once she had gotten home from the concert and she spent most of the night trying not to cry. Thankfully, she lived alone. Unfortunately, it made the next day almost unbearable. She was exhausted.

The weather suited her mood. It rained, clearing out the boardwalk and making the store quieter than usual. New donations were in the ancient washing machine and there was a pop station playing on the radio. She missed her phone or even an old iPod. Something where she could choose the music instead of being forced to listen to whatever played.

Darcy read through the paper. She was planning her future investments or trying to at least. Her knowledge of pop culture had to come in useful somehow. Especially since she couldn’t exactly do a lot with the whole lack of identity. She needed to fix that. How hard could it be? It wasn’t like it was computerized in her time. If anything, it should be easier to steal an identity now.

Besides, there had to be a benefit to time travelling, if only to balance out the emotional trauma and if there wasn’t, she was going to make one herself. With force if necessary.

“How’s my favourite employee?” A voice called out from the front of the store. She glanced up. The rain was still pouring and the man shook out his hair before he moved further into the store. Sampson was a certified, unapologetic hippy and the owner of the place. He had a wide smile, long hair and usually smelt like pot.

“I’m your only employee,” she said dryly.

“Don’t we have a ghost too?” he asked, humouring her theory. She wasn’t entirely sure if the pot had affected his brain, but he was generally easygoing and subsequently great to work for.

“If you don’t pay it, it’s not an employee,” she pointed the pen she had been absentmindedly chewing on at him. She glanced down at his sandaled feet and scrunched up her nose. “When are you going to buy shoes?”

He laughed. “That’s why I hired you! That sense of humour.”

“Gee,” she drawled. “And here I thought it was because of my charming personality.”

He laughed again. Sampson had hired her as soon as he saw her. He told her that she looked like she was going to bring the world to its knees and he wanted to see it. In reality, she had just been harassed by some punks on the street and had been pissed off when she walked into the store.

“Right on, Darce. How we doing with the bread?”

Sometimes, it felt like she was getting pulled in different directions. The slang that Sampson brought from the Seventies, the current slang of the Eighties and the stuff she knew from her time did not mesh well. Experience was a confusing teacher at this rate.

“Alright,” she said. “Sold a fair bit yesterday but the rain’s keeping things chill.” It was a little alarming how she was already adapting it into her own speech.

“Cool beans,” Sampson said.

It just reminded her of that comedy she had seen...which wouldn’t be out for years. Were the actors even born yet? She wasn’t. She tried to shake the thought out of her head.

“Heavy news time, Darce.” She looked at him carefully. Heavy wasn’t good with Sampson. “I’m gonna hire someone new.”

She reared back. “You’re firing me?”

“No way! Just getting more help. On the lowdown, you can go blow this place off sometimes, go boogie or whatever you do. She ain’t gonna be as stylin’ as you, Darce. No worries.” It took her a second to translate what he said. He was hiring someone new so she got more time off.

“No one is,” she muttered. “Alright, but you gotta warn me if you’re cutting my hours. I need to make rent.”

“Would I stiff ya?”

She gave him a look, raising an eyebrow and trying to silently tell him that she wasn’t fooled.

He just laughed. “You’re a cool cat, Darce. Ya dig?”

She rolled her eyes. “Yeah, yeah.” It wasn’t like she could change his mind. The man owned the place.

“Far out.” He looked around the store and nodded to himself. “I’m gonna split. You cool?”

“Yeah, I got it under control.”

He grinned and headed back to the entrance. “Later foxy mama!” He gave a wave and left. Had it been anyone else, she would have protested the pet name, but she knew Sampson only meant it as a compliment.

---

The store remained empty. She put the new stock out after it had dried and been priced. She was tempted to close early. The sun hadn’t set though, even though she couldn’t actually see it. If the rain didn’t let up, she was going to hit the video store and find a movie to watch. Possibly Labyrinth, if it had been made yet. She had never needed to keep track of when things were released.

There was a sound at the door and she looked up to see a large, older man walk in. He looked angry. She supposed the rain didn’t agree with everyone. She leaned against the counter as he came closer. He didn’t browse, didn’t pick anything up, but just came right up to her.

“You’re the girl, eh?”

She raised an eyebrow. “I’m a girl.” His eyes raked over her and she scowled automatically. She was dressed more conservatively today in tight black jeans that she had been certain she saw a guy drop off and a white band shirt. The only thing that stood out was her hair which was pulled back in a high ponytail with a pin curl in the front. Even that wasn’t too shocking in this town.

His eyes narrowed as he looked at her hair.

“Look,” she cut in, breaking whatever thought process he had going on. “If you’re not here to buy anything, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.” She wasn’t usually this surly, but she had a tendency to reflect the attitudes she was faced with. His staring also set her on edge and after the night she had, she wasn’t up for dealing with it.

His hand shot out, grabbing her arm and yanking it towards him.

“Ow!” Her stomach dug into the counter and his grip tightened as she tried to pull away. “What the fuck! Let go!”

He pulled out a flask from an inside pocket of his jacket and used his teeth to open it. He poured something on her and she flinched automatically. He stared at the liquid which she realized was water, before looking at her in surprise. His grip tightened slightly.

It was probably going to bruise. She’d call the cops but she didn’t think they’d be of much use. She wasn’t even sure there were cops around considering all the missing people here. She didn’t intend to join them. She let go of her wrist and swung, catching him by surprise as her knuckles hit his cheek. He let go fast, glaring at her.

She pulled back her arm, massaging it carefully as she glowered at him. “What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“Thought you were something else,” he said. He screwed the cap back on the flask, looking unconcerned as though they hadn’t just assaulted each other.

“Like what?” she snarled. He looked at her carefully and she glared back. “Vampire.”

She snorted in disbelief. Of course, she’d get the crazy customers. As if she didn’t have enough to deal with.

“There’s a lot of missing people in this area,” he said slowly. “Got reports about a girl who spoke and dressed weird. Classic moves for a new vamp, but the holy water didn’t work. Unless you’re something else…” he looked at her suspiciously.

“Yeah, a mermaid,” she deadpanned. “Can’t you tell by the hair?” She stood up straight, unimpressed with this whole encounter. “I don’t know what you’ve been taking, but people go missing all the time. We get a lot of runaways in this town. It’s no surprise that people turn here to look for them, or if they leave and go home realizing they made a mistake.”

His eyes hardened. “You think you know shit? The supernatural is out there, girl. You keep ignoring it and you’re gonna end up dead like the rest of them.”

“Get the fuck out of my store,” she demanded. That sounded like a threat. Easy to blame things on the supernatural instead of the terrible humans that existed. This was the 80s. Everything was lacklustre in terms of safety.

He shook his head and left, throwing a final dark look over his shoulder before he disappeared back into the rain.

Vampires? She scoffed to herself. Though, there was something to that idea that made her uneasy. She was quick enough to believe that the store was haunted, hell, she had travelled through time. Anything was possible. Were vampires really that much more of a stretch?

She sat down and rubbed her wrist again. She could still feel his hand on her. His words kept playing in her mind. A teacher once told her that every myth had a grain of truth in it. Was it possible?

Frankie hadn’t shown up. They didn’t know each other well but she wasn’t the type to leave someone hanging. At least, not as far as Darcy knew. It was a bit of a stretch to believe that vampires had eaten her...though it would explain the number of missing people. Had to be easier to be a vampire in a tourist town than anywhere else. Especially one that drew in runaways. Guilt flared up at the reminder that she had left Frankie and she shoved it down.

God damn it.

---

She closed the store. It was still raining and the boardwalk was mostly empty. There were a few stragglers. Even those who didn’t really have a place to go knew where to hide from the rain. It reminded her of her first couple of days, trying to figure out what happened and where she could go.

She opened an umbrella, shoved her free hand in her pocket and tried to pick up the pace towards the video store. She usually went in an hour after they opened when they finished restocking the returns. It was the best way to get a decent selection if she didn’t want to fight for a copy of whatever caught her eye.

Speaking of which, she slowed her pace as she saw the man who assaulted her in the comic shop. Her eyes narrowed and she headed towards him automatically as she watched him lecture the kids who worked there.

They were barely even teens, younger than Clark if she had to guess, and they had already been given a shit deal with their parents from what she saw. The man had hurt her. The least she could do was make sure it didn’t happen to these kids...and if she happened to ruin whatever plan he had, all the better.

“Best way to kill a vampire is a stake!” He hit one of the comic stands and the kids jumped. “Right through the heart!”

“Oh my god,” she called out as she closed her umbrella, irritated already. “Is this what you do all day? Harass people?”

All three of them turned to face her. The kids were a little wide-eyed, almost as if she broke their enrapture, while the man was glaring at her.

“And really, a stake?” she twisted her voice to sound more like her sister used to whenever she spoke to her. “If vampires were real, you want to get that close? A molotov cocktail would work better. Or UV light. Or hell, even napalm.”

The man moved away from the children and stormed towards her. “You’re making light of something you know nothing about, little lady.”

“Sure, beasts of the night, turn in bats and drink your blood, right? Next thing you’ll tell me is that mermaids are real. Oh wait, you already accused me of being one, didn’t you?”

“I thought you were a vampire.”

“Except I have a tan.” She looked around him at the kids that were standing there, watching the whole thing. “Strangers don’t always have the best ideas, kids.”

“Vampires are real,” the man snarled.

“So should I expect Superman to drop by as well? Stop fucking trying to scare people and get a job.” He moved close enough that she could spit on him if she felt like it. She was a little tempted.

“I hope you get eaten.”

“Only in a fun way,” she smirked. “I always insist on being eaten. Ladies first, y’know?”

“You’re going to walk right into their trap and die screaming.”

“Only if you join me. Then at least I’d die happy.”

He didn’t have anything to say to that. He stormed past her, knocking her shoulder with his. She swung her umbrella at the back of his knee hard. He sent her another dark look before he left. She turned to the kids.

“You guys okay?”

“Yeah,” the dark-haired one said.

“Why wouldn’t we be?” the other asked. Their voices were still high enough to sound like kids.

She lifted up her arm that was starting to bruise. “Because I had a run-in with that guy earlier and he nearly broke my arm because he thinks vampires are real.”

“How do you know they’re not?”

“Are Archie and his friends real? Superman? Werewolves?” She raised her eyebrows at that. “Don’t believe everything you read or hear. Unless you do your own research and fact check, you can’t trust that people are telling the truth. Just try to enjoy being kids,” she glanced at their parents who looked like they were passed out. She couldn’t stop her look of disgust. “As much as you can. And stay away from crazy people!” She turned and left, satisfied at least that she thwarted whatever plans the man had.

She needed a cigarette. She was trying to cut down on her smoking but the man had left her agitated. Unfortunately, there was a distinct lack of them on her. It had seemed like a great idea to not restock when she had last run out, but hindsight was a bitch.

---

The rain slowed down to a drizzle and the fog was rising around the boardwalk. People were starting to emerge from their seclusion. Darcy was headed for the nearest store. The original plans of getting a video for the night were long forgotten. There were more important things.

She kept her umbrella above her as she walked.

There was a roar of engines somewhere behind her. It wasn’t uncommon. She generally tried to keep off the boardwalk for the most part, especially at night. The gangs liked to fight and the ones that drove motorcycles had a tendency to drive through the crowds. It was one way to keep the tourists from getting too overwhelming, but she didn’t want to deal with needing to jump out of the way or having to constantly look over her shoulder.

The noise got louder and she stopped walking. Let them go around her. The motorcycle moved in front of her and turned, blocking her way. She looked at the man on top of it. The blond mullet from the other night was staring at her again.

“Can I help you?” She raised her eyebrows. His gaze roamed over her slowly and she felt herself scowl in response. Thank god she had an umbrella. “Unless you’re going to offer me a smoke, get out of my way.”

He smirked, but reached into his jacket and pulled out a pack. He offered her one and as soon as she took it, he had a lighter lit. She looked at him carefully, unsure how he managed it that quickly before she shook her head and broke eye contact. She leaned in and lit the cigarette. She inhaled slowly before pulling back and exhaling. She felt herself finally starting to calm down.

“Well?” she asked, taking another drag.

“Well what?” he replied. She was going to need another cigarette if the rest of this conversation was going to be like that.

“What do you want?”

“Can’t a friend say hi?”

“Friend?” she frowned. “I don’t even know your name. We’re not friends.”

“Aren’t we, Darcy?” he dragged out her name slightly.

“Congratulations,” she said. “You know mine. Just like half the people who live here and come into the store. Now if you don’t mind, some of us have places to be.” She motioned for him to move over. “Thanks for the smoke, but get out of the way.”

His smirk widened slightly and she felt like baring her teeth again. What was it with this guy?

“Look, I’ve already had a shit day. Don’t make it worse just because you can.” She pointed towards him, cigarette balanced between two fingers. He glanced down and his gaze suddenly hardened.

“Who did it?”

“Did what?” she asked, taking another drag.

He looked pointedly at her wrist before pulling out a cigarette for himself. His eyes met hers. “Who hurt you?”

The world faded slightly around them. Who touched you? She felt the question echo around her.

“Some guy,” she felt herself answer without meaning to.

“Who?” he pressed. This didn’t make sense. She felt almost like she was high. It had been a long time since she last was. Who touched you? The question echoed again.

“A- shit!” She dropped the cigarette and shook out her hand. She had touched the end of it by accident. The sound of the boardwalk came rushing back. She stuck her finger in her mouth, trying to soothe the pain. The smoke was lost to the ground and she mourned the loss of nicotine. She needed to refill her own stash. “It was some asshole,” she said. “Thinks there’s vampires running around.” She couldn’t stop herself from rolling her eyes before she finally moved and walked around the bike.

She heard him start it up again and ignored him trailing beside her as she walked. Weren’t motorcycles supposed to go fast so they didn’t tip over?

“Vampires?” he asked, sounding way more amused than she was. “Really?”

“Mmhmm,” she sounded. People were watching them as he followed beside her. “I guess it was holy water he poured on me. He suggested I was something else when nothing happened. I told him I was a mermaid.” They finally reached the store. She turned to look at him. “You can leave now. Goodbye. I’d say it was a pleasure but we both know it wasn’t.”

She turned and headed inside, ignoring whatever he might have said. She bought a new pack of cigarettes and a coke. He was gone when she left the store.

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[theasgarddiaries]

wanda: *in danger *

peter: *notifying cherik that he’s alive because charles hears him*

dadneto: *storms in* im ur daaad! boogie woogy woogy ! *trying to recreate the vine that wanda has definitely never seen in her life, solely because Peter showed it to him*

vision, monica and possibly Jimmy:*confusion*

darcy: *nods whilst laughing at erik*