#Dario Brando

[defnotkanyewest]

How have people been calling Jojo weird and cringe? This is genuinely one of the best things I've ever watched and I'm 3 eps in how are people hating on this

[jmarcenciell]

Nobody:

Not a single soul:

Dario Brando:

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

If you haven’t read Dracula by Stoker, you might not know the odd importance of trains in the story. Trains and train schedules.

Folks taking trains back and forth. Dracula has been caught studying train schedules, and Mrs. Harker is out there memorizing it regularly as well even when in new places. It also has a pivotal role in a race against time in the end.

What’s the link between Dracula and Jojo? Vampires, man. What else.

Relevant quotes under the cut

“ The lamps were also lit in the study or library, and I found the Count lying on the sofa, reading, of all things in the world, an English Bradshaw’s Guide [a railway timetables and travel guide book]. “ Chapter 2

"You forget--or perhaps you do not know, though Jonathan does and so does Dr. Van Helsing--that I am the train fiend. At home in Exeter I always used to make up the time-tables, so as to be helpful to my husband. I found it so useful sometimes, that I always make a study of the time-tables now. I knew that if anything were to take us to Castle Dracula we should go by Galatz, or at any rate through Bucharest, so I learned the times very carefully. Unhappily there are not many to learn, as the only train to-morrow leaves as I say." Chapter 25

[erisicy]

Phantom Blood Musical Rough Translations Master Post

Song Lyrics

Overture: Eternal Voice

M1: Light and Darkness (Already has a translation in the JoJo Wiki)

M2: Dio

M3: Invasion

M4: Hey Danny

M5: Fleeting Time

M6: Voice Calling from the Darkness

M7: I Won't Stop Beating You Until You Cry

M8: Trembling Era ~ Rugby

M9: 7 Years of Friendship

M10: Voice Calling from the Darkness <Reprise>

M11: Ogre Street

M12: Voice Calling from the Darkness - I Can't Help But Drink

M13: Golden Spirit

M14: Zeppeli's Notes

M15: Born Evil (Already has a translation in the JoJo Wiki)

M16: Courage

M17: Youth with Dio

M18: Voice Calling from the Darkness - Dio

M19: Fleeting Time <Reprise>

M20: Trembling Era - Darkness in the Back Alley

M21: Resolve of the Ripple

M22: Stars Drawn Together

M23: Pain

M24: Windknight's Lot

M25: Dio's World

M26: The North Wind Made the Vikings

M27: Knight's Pride, Gentleman's Heart

M28: Tomorrow is Now

M29: Golden Spirit <Reprise>

M30: Dio's World <Reprise>

M31: Fire and Ice

M32: A Story Told Even in the Next Universe

M33: Phantom Blood

Other Scenes (in order)

Old Speedwagon Opening Narration

Dario "Saves" George

Dio's Life in London

Jonathan and Erina Meet

Dio Arrives at the Mansion

Boxing Match

George and Dio Talk

Jonathan Carves his and Erina's Name on a Tree

Dio Kisses Erina

Aftermath of the Fight

George is Sick

Jonathan and Dio's Next Plan

Accidental Creation of a Vampire

George and Inspector Archer Flashback

Dio Returns to the Mansion

George Gets Stabbed

Dio Becomes a Vampire

Zeppeli Explains Hamon

Encounter With Wang Chan

The Effects of Hamon on Wang Chan

Encounter With Jack the Ripper

Jonathan and the Others Find Dio

Encounter With Dio

Tarkus and Bruford's Entrance

Bruford's Defeat

Zeppeli's Successor

Jonathan Confronts Dio (Musical Original Scene)

April 13th Curtain Call

Transcripts

April 13th Curtain Call (JP)

[polyphonetic]

The funniest thing to do to get on Dio's nerves is to pretend like you can't remember his name and to call him "Dario's kid".

[passionesolja]

Dario Brando did not want a kid . Like his failed business owner ass broke as hell in the slums of Victorian London. Mf the water is poison. People throwing all types of toxic waste on the mf streets. The drinking water got lead. You know his ass was a victim of child labor and probably had 5 other siblings, 6 of them didn’t make it to 13 years old. Rich mfs like George Joestar living in the mf countryside, not having to deal with shit. You know Dario was so mf mad when he found out he was having a kid, his wife like “yay my baby. I’m going to make him after God and Ronnie James Dio”. I’m sure Dio Brando wasn’t their first kid, unless because the man died at 53 so he had to have had Dio at 39-40 years old. Statically, it’s possible that Dio had a few older siblings who didn’t make it long or miscarried. Because mfs didn’t have birth control and didn’t have protection. Dio Brando only made it for as long as he did because he’s a hater and his destiny was to be the ultimate menace.

Maybe Dario also lost his own mother to his father’s vices and he was just a less advanced Dio. One thing about Dio is he was a mama’s boy. Dario got a tribute to his moms on his chest, he was a mama’s boy too

Rip to Dario, your grandson Ungalo looks like you

[starry-blue-echoes]

Top five puntable guys (JoJo's or otherwise)

Imma stick with Jojo for this one to save myself from the decision paralysis sjbfhjsbvs

this is in no particular order, I just wanna punt people into the sun <3

1) Jobin, with crusty ass haircut, hate that guy, punt him straight to the sun

2) Valentine, FUCK that guy and his high and mighty pATriOtISm fOr thE gOOd oF aLL

3) Vanilla Ice you simp, you destroyed one of my favorite ships and I can never forgive you for that

4) Dario, it's your fucking fault all this shit happened because you were a pathetic excuse of a father and husband

5) Giorno's parents, can't wait to watch them burn by my hand <3

[thebunsquad]

Phantom Blood #7-9 | RoTho JoJo ShowShow (Ep. 3 - Goodbye JoJo)

[foxydivaxx]

Brando Family Actor AU headcanons

- What does Dio love more than being a star? Being a dad

- The entire cast calls Dio Mudad

- Unlike their characters on the show, Dario and Dio actually get along and love each other

- Dio calls Dario padre which becomes funny because Dio’s kids call Dio padre

-Dario is so proud of Dio and always tells him that

- Dario always hits the gym with Dio every weekend

- Dio’s mum Helena is called grandma by all the kids on set

- Dario enjoys talking to the kids and often tells them stories

- Diego falls sick a lot

- Dio and Diego often prank everyone by switching their clothes and impersonating each. Still their parents can tell which twin is which

- Diego is also married and has 2 kids

- Lisa Lisa is a natural blonde and wears a wig on set

- She found it awkward playing Joseph’s mum but Joseph convinced her and she agreed

- Ungalo wears a hearing aid because he was born with hearing problems

- Rykiel is the troublemaker of the family

- Donatello is the strongest of all the Brando kids

- Giorno is protective of Lisa and has fought off bullies that try to hurt her

- Rykiel has been banned from the kitchen because he tried using fireworks as a joke. Dio was not pleased

- Dario is more handsome in real life

- Helena is a fashion designer which explains Dio’s fashion sense

- Dio was a model before becoming an actor

- His breakthrough role was the lead in a British film called St David’s School for Troubled Teens. He won awards for that role. He was 15 at the time

- His biggest regret? Getting married at the age of 19

- Dario is a semi-retired actor due to a back injury whilst riding a horse on the beach years ago

- Giorno always gets the highest grades out of all the kids. Donatello struggles the most in school

- There is a massive library in the house

- Dio is Eren Jaeger’s godfather and treats Eren like one of his own

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

[churbo]

Daria looks epic

Thank you, Im glad you think so!!! Heres a little doodle I did of her in between work

[connor-dioda]

I imagined George Joestar and Dario Brando would be something along the lines of Sentinel Prime and The Fallen in the JJBA Transformers AU.

[jojos-bizarre-tiktoks]

kogarashicherry | X

[erisicy]

Phantom Blood Musical: Dio's Life in London Rough Translation

(TN: Unsure of some parts in the beginning)

(Scene takes place after M1: Light and Darkness)

[Man A]

Stop right there! I'll kill you!

Hey, you shitty brat! Get back here!

[Boy]

Shit…

[Man A]

Hey brat, what's the matter!? What you gonna do now!?

I'm gonna do it!

[Man B]

Nice!

[Man A & (Man C)]

Come on, you little brat! (Bastard!)

That'll show you!

[Man B]

You vomitous little shit!

The hell are you looking at?

[Man C]

What an idiot...

Hey, how's your puke-smelling dad doing?

I haven't seen him since his bar went bust!

Oh, did he die or something?!

[Man B]

I think your mommy left this world too soon

She was a pretty one!

[Man C]

You really should have sold her off before she died!

[All Men]

*laughing*

[Dario]

Dio! Dio, are you listening to me? Dio!

[Dio]

What is it, father?

Oh. Do you need medicine?

[Dario & (Dio)]

No. I don't need medicine

I need to speak to you. Get over here (Huh?)

I already know that I don't have much time left

After I die, the only thing I'll be worried about is you, my only son (Tch...)

So, here you go, Dio

Dio!

[Dio]

Joestar?

[Dario]

A nobleman. Don't be afraid to ask him for help

After all, he owes me a big favor

Listen here, when I die, I want you to send that letter

Then, go to that fellow's address

[Dio]

Huh?

[Dario]

He'll look after you and send you to school, all right?

So, make sure you do as he says!

*coughs*

[Dio]

Father…

You decide to act like an actual parent now!?

[Dario]

Dio!

Listen closely. You're a smart kid

You won't lose to anyone! You will become the richest of them all!

Next

[jojos-bizzare-popularity-poll]

First Round of the entire tournament is between Dario Brando; known for being a terrible dad, having the most accurate british teeth in JoJo's, and dying by Dio VS Danny; known for being a good dog, saving Jonathan's life in the manga, and dying by Dio.

[passionesolja]

Dio Brando in the JoJo musical being haunted by his dead father, Dario, having a mental breakdowns is wild. This man needed so much therapy but he was born in Victorian Era London. This my favorite screenshot bc why tf they look like besties. Dio and Dario in the cut, that’s a scary sight