#Do I tag the sillies? Yeah sure why not
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★ || ASK BOX — OPEN
"Hello, is this thing on?—" "HIHELLOHI!!!!" "Woah, is that what humans look like?" "Um... H-hi?" "Sup!" "Well Howdy!"
Hello there traveller, it seems you've reached the home of the Plant Island Pals! Ask away! ("If you dare!")
((Plant Island Pals is an AU! Some events may differ from canon or happen in a different order))
★ || Rules
- Just don't be weird m'kay?
- Oh and also make sure to put who you're asking in the thing because I am big stupid
★ || Main Cast
((Under the cut because there's too many oopsie))
((Also since I didn't make that clear at the start, like in msm canon these guys are all Agender and use they/it pronouns))
★ Minervaa — Clamble, Plant Island
Easily recognised by their terrifyingly wide eyes and small pupils, Minervaa is notorious on Plant Island for being an absolute menace. They are an impulsive thrill seeker who seems to have no fear even in the most dangerous situations - good thing Bytee is around to make sure that they don't do anything too risky! They have a bit of a short fuse and can say mean things without meaning to but underneath all that they have a heart of gold and care deeply about the monsters in their life.
★ Bytee — Wubbox, Plant Island
In contrast with their adoptive younger sibling Minervaa, Bytee is cool, calm and collected. Ever since they were awakened by the monsters of Plant Island, they believe they owe them some kind of debt and tries to do everything they possibly can to help, with varying amounts of success. They usually don't like to do anything that would upset anyone, but sometimes they quietly encourage Minervaa's chaos.
★ Hayzel — Oaktapus, Plant Island
Hayzel and Minervaa might look completely different on paper, but these two best friends are more similar than you think. This laid-back monster is equally fearless, though they're less of a thrill seeker and more blissfully unaware of the danger around them. In fact, it seems the only monster in the entire multiverse who can make them angry is their sibling Morton. Recently, they've been trying to get Flurry to relax.
★ Flurry — Mammot, Plant Island
Flurry is a bit of a nervous wreck, well, more than a bit. The poor monster's tried every trick in the book to be more confident and assertive but nothing seems to work. If it wasn't for their friend group - consisting of Minervaa, Hayzel and Kat - they probably wouldn't leave the Castle at all. Somehow (probably from Glitch) they managed to get their paws on a book written by humans about ghosts, and now they're obsessed with the idea of finding one.
★ Kat — Rare T-Rox, Plant Island
Kat is the middle ground and mediator of their friend group: not as impulsive as Minervaa and Hayzel but not as anxious as Flurry. Though they offer advice when asked, it's common for them to just take a step back when the rest of the group starts doing something silly. It's not that they don't like the chaos; they'd just rather watch it than be a part of it. They think Wublins are, like, the coolest ever.
★ Morton — Toe Jammer, Plant Island
Morton is the annoying, smug, "I'm smarter than you and I know it" type, so it's surprising that Bytee of all monsters would form a friendship with them! Maybe they both like to think they're the only two intelligent monsters on the island. They always wear their sunglasses - even indoors or at night - and have dreams of making a found footage horror one day.
More characters may be added as the story develops!
★ || Secondary Characters
These characters won't appear as frequently, either because they don't interact with the main cast much or they aren't on Plant Island. (Also these guys don't have refs cuz I'm lazy)
★ Rosemariee — Furcorn, Whereabouts Unknown
An almost legendary figure on Plant Island, Rosemariee was a brave and friendly monster who never let their small size and weak body stop them from adventuring through the monster world. They have helped discover many new things, and is even rumoured to have been part of the original group of monsters that freed the Tribal Island Kayna! They haven't been seen in a long time, but Minervaa might have some stories to tell you about them.
#My singing monsters#MSM#MSM oc#MSM ocs#★ || Intro Post#Do I tag the sillies? Yeah sure why not#★ || Minervaa#★ || Bytee#★ || Hayzel#★ || Flurry#★ || Kat#★ || Morton#★ || Rosemariee#Why so many b names? Idk it sounds cute
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"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.."
MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#jrwi the suckening#arthur bennett#HEY SO THE REALLY FUNNY THING THAT THE CHARACTER DID THAT SEEMED RLY SILLY N GOOFY IN THE MOMENT?#LIKE THE WHIPLASH BETWEEN SERIOUS N SILLY ALMOST PISSED YOU OFF? WHAT IF I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE YOU SAD ABOUT IT#this was meant to be a scribble that would be a bigger part of a bigger page.might leave it on that page.#but still. bc o that i nearly posted it onto my wacky side blog.BUT NAYY I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME N ENERGY N YOU GOTTA SEE IT#ARTHUR BENNETT DRIVES ME CRAZY. I FEEL LIKE ITS ODD FOR HIM TO BE SO TECHNOLOGICALLY OUT OF TOUCH#WHERE HAS HE BEEN. HAS HE BEEN IN WAR? IS THAT WHERE MAGNUS CAME FROM? WHERE WAS HE WHEN HE WAS WITH EDWARDS CREW?#ARTHURRR I HAVE QUESTIONS ARTTHUUURR!! HEY CAN I ALSO ASK; WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BECOME#DO YOU THINK HE HAD ANY IDEA HE WOULD VEER CLOSER AND CLOSER TO THE MONSTER HE DESPISES. ALL BC HE DESERVES IT. OR WATEVER#HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH. TO LOOK AT THE STONE COLD STOIC FOOL FROM THE START OF THE SHOW#AND TO FIND OUT THAT HE USED TO BE A BAD BOY.. A DELINQUENT... A LIL PRANKSTER.... MY GODDD THATS ADORABLE#I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE.... BUT I DOUBT THE LAST EPISODE IS GONNA ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS..i love arthur bennett so much....#AS FOR THE ART!! i mostly used the fire alpaca watercolor brush. tbh im not a brush guy. anti aliased default pen tends to be my main game#but LATELY IM SQQQUIRMIN OUT OF AN ARTBLOCK so expirimenting like this is helping#DONT LOOK TOO HARD AT IT!! im still proud tho. colors are fun :3 im also very proud of the backgrounds#I LOVE THE CARTOON THING where the background looks all fancy n painted but the characters are solid colors#what else can i ramble abt. OH YEAH. i looked up the bikes to make sure they were time accurate tehehehe. 1913 to 2012.#almost a century apart!! isnt that neat? ALSO FUUUCK CAN I JUST MAKE A QUICK CONFESSION. DOWN HERE IN MY TAGS.#only the strongest can read my tags anwyay. SO I REALIZED WHY I LOVE ARTHUR SO MUCH. TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE#while arthur is a Stoic and Cool vampire w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORs#THERE HAPPENS TO BE A ROBOT FROM A BAND W A TITANIUM ALLOY SPINAL COLLUMN#WHOS A Stoic and Cool ROBOT w a knack for being playful/silly; who alsos been alive fora century thus witnessing HORRORS#the fuckkkiiinnngggnn The Spine from steam powered giraffe. WHATEVER. i cant escape from my heart. i guess.#i think The Spine and Arthur could be friends. Arthur saw the band perform back when they were the Steam Man Band#EDIT: WOOPS I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WOULD END UP IN THE SPG TAG. HI GUYS DIDNT KNOW U WERE STILL ALIVE SORREE 4 THE CROSS CONTAMINATION
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— THE ELECTRIC-FEVER REMEDY.
#my posts.#lackadaisy#my art.#thinking about … rocky ‘winning’#in the sense that mitzi ends up completely alone and can only rely on his help to keep lackadaisy afloat …#making him irreplaceable — finally! and wick is nowhere to be seen to save the day anymore … so it’s just him#and maybe mitzi’s miserable and he’s miserable but he doesn’t care about it really … he’s just happy to be important … essential … etc#mitzi has shrunk and she’s become blurry and faceless because rocky is indulging in his victory#is too busy internally celebrating to really. notice her. so she’s small and disproportionate … murky …#AHEM! since i can’t write about my mitzi/rocky feelings i’ll art about it ( very quickly lmfao )#i just think rocky’s obsession with mitzi and being the person she relies on most is something he takes to extremes#and will continue to do so the way his arc is going. there’s not much left for him outside of ‘this’ anyway … or so he believes#i also think they will continue to drag each other down …#rocky doomed by the narrative and mitzi IS that narrative. they’re fucked but at least they have each other i suppose!!!#i have so many more thoughts and ofc this is more metaphorical …#but i do think. about the darkness around the corner for the two of them … hm! anyway! yeah!#rocky rickaby#mitzi may#wrote up these tags and drew this at like 3am to 5am so thats why i sound crazy#OH and the lines are from the bunnybox page in the comic <3 where he compares her to drugs twice <3#totally NOT a really bad sign im sure!! that would be silly :3
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I think some folks MAY have gotten the wrong idea about how I feel about Circe with some of my posts. So, to clear the air...
Homies, I love that fucked up sorceress.
I love how we're never given a reason why she turns people into animals. That's so funny and so awful. And another potion-making magic gal?!?! I love that she's just basically vibing on an island doing whatever she wants. I even love the fact that she scares Odysseus shitless! She's morally gray and that's why she's FUN.
I just sincerely hate when people try to girlboss her or have her be a victim of SA when she never was Looking at you, Miller. Especially when she was actually the one who coerced Odysseus in exchange for his men being transformed back into humans. And even then, while he was clearly afraid of her, (it's in the language of the Odyssey) she likely meant him no harm after a certain point. He just didn't know that.
Why does she need a reason to do awful things? Why can't she just be a goddess who does whatever she wants? That's the reason why I love her!!! She's fucked up!!! :D
I hate what the Telegony did to her as well! >:( You're telling me, this sorceress goddess, who makes potions (!!!) wouldn't have magic contraceptives??? Would WANT CHILDREN?!?! WITH THE PATHETIC WIFEMAN?! No. Fuck no. Eugammon of Cyrene, I have beef with you 🤬
Anyways!!! Understand all the "#anti circe" I have is simply Anti "Girlboss Circe" or the book. I genuinely think she's neat af as her morally gray, fucked up sorceress self and just get frustrated with...everything :'D
#I have these same feelings with Medea and Medusa and so many others. Penelope too. Let them do something fucked up just to be fucked up#I'm a “god forbid women do anything” in the sense of 'she did a fucked up thing. That's why she's fascinating. Don't take her awfulness#away from her!!! please! I wanna study her under a microscope!'😭#PLEASE#...I actually kind of don't like the idea of her actually caring about her nymphs :P maybe she “protects them” but like...#I see her as a “Why are all of you dancing? Oh. it's a birthday? hm okay. Just make sure your duties are done.” while not caring#whose birthday it is. She's not really shown to be close to them during the Odyssey and idk just seems in character for her to not give af#save me morally gray circe#<-making that a tag now because...yeah. She absolutely wouldn't save me though.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#anti madeline miller#anti circe#<-THE BOOK! I HATE THE BOOK! LET HER BE AWFUL YOU COWARDS#Why do women need to be SA'ed to be strong Miller?! >:(#...Ima say it. The pathetic wifeman is more relatable to me than Hot Snake Monster Lady when it comes to this stuff.😤#I just sincerely hate the fact that people erase what happened to him you know? It's silly but it means a lot to me.#Also I think she got bored of him immediately and simply let him chill at her place.#She's a goddess. She's got better things to do and she absolutely doesn't love him and he absolutely doesn't want her.#I don't have with Eugammon btw. He's dead and I'm exaggerating but I STILL hate the Telegony >:(#tw sa#kind of??? idk#barely mentioned but yeah#Calypso though?? Yeah. I hate her in practically everything except Pirates of the Caribbean because that's not Odyssey Calypso
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SUPER GRAPHIC ULTRA MODERN ✨️
#me: im so excited for mcflyjuly!!! ive got this really cool idea based on an au i made a few months ago and im gonna post some doodles and--#midwest princess bugs bunny: hey girl is this seat taken#me: NOPE!! :D#i think this is simultaneously one of the most silly and most genius things i have ever drawn#i did this on my shitty photo editing feature. i spent way too many hours on it. my fingers are stiff. my wrist hurts.#there was a spider on my wall and i tried to get it but missed and now i have no clue where it is and have to live with The Dread™️.#do i regret it?#well missing the spider yeah. but drawing this?? not in the LEAST#heehee :)#people in the chappell roan tag i'm sorry (not) for the jumpscare you're about to get teehee#chappell roan#the rise and fall of a midwest princess#midwest princess#femininomenon#pink pony club#good luck babe#<< sure! why not??#looney tunes#bugs bunny#merrie melodies#hghhh okay time to tag the misspells.......#looney toons#loony toons#loony tunes#pain.......#looney tunes art#chappell roan art#i suppose#sam yaps#stuff sam drew :D
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whether it will be with pills or with a gun
#chonny jash#my art#oh god how do i tag this it is 4 in the AM#tw gun#tw sui ideation#i guess??#i dunno. we’ll leave it at that#if anyone wants something added feel free to say#but uh. yeah#we stay silly#we’ll schedule this. methinks#i think about that line a good bit by the way. not quite sure why but it stays in my mind
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congradulations assholes
u all finally got that stupid ass victory that u ppl so lovingly beg for absolutely no reason other than just to find more petty excuses to boost ur ego and outright splat any other ppl from different teams on site as if any of u dont know how to play like fair for once in ur pathetic fucking life and admittingly i do feel bad for shiver too since she actually had smth that i could agree with for once (vanilla aside) and that u assholes pretty much decided to be absolute jerks throughout the whole damn thing all cuz im on her team as if splatfests and final/seasonalfests in general were never meant to be taken srsly in the first place and overall to any stupid ass stans/spawn campers out there i wish u all a very happy go fuck urself for basically never giving me a fair fucking chance for once whatsoever and for honestly being the worst fucking idol f**base to ever exist in general so yeah
#lunas rambles and shit :3#splatoon 3#yeah of fucking couse im adding this tag just so those assholes can know wtf im taking abt for once since all they ever do nowdays#is bitch and whine over the most ridicuous shit imaginable all cuz other teams want to win too and that ur stupid ass fav idol or some shit#doesnt have to win every damn time since u already won before but apparently u assholes decided that wasnt enough for some reason and#basically went as far as to blame handshake for winning fair and square as if u cant do anything beyond counting stacks instead of the#actual numbers and also proceed to splat any member of any opposing team u come across without even having the decency to let them have fun#and do their thing for once which is overall the main fucking reason why i really#fucking despise frye stans so fucking much to the point where i sinseraly hope u idiots lose the finalfest too since its basically what u#pieces of fucking shits deserve for having so called “”“”good sportship“”“” towards shiver and big man teams and#not even being fucking bothered to actually have a good time for once regardless if u win or not since u all missed the whole point#of splatfests in general and piss me off sm to the point where i just fucking hope u all lose every other splatfest from here on out and#continously bitch and whine over the most minor thing possible while ur fucking at it since its all u really care abt anymore atp instead#of actually having fun like a normal human person for once#and even tho that scene after the results was admittingly wholesome too i still feel bad for shiver anyways since i dont really care abt the#latter options all that much and that this is just a fun silly what if scenario anyways so yeah#im gonna start posting this now and dw ill be sure to block any stupid ass annoying frye stans on site anyways since theyre basically just#the absolute worst f**base of pretty much any splatoon idol in general if u ask me
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handler for the bingo?
Bingo game here!
1 Bingo!
#i need to make a post about him being autistic oh my god.........i have so mamy thoughts#mainly a silly comic strip of “no agent I don't have autism” and then it's all his autistic traits#anyways. yeah. bramston (?) pickle and cheese sandwitches on brown bread for that man. please#i love him :(#also like him better in a dynamic...i already LOVE him but his relationships with other characters just. make him even better#ANYWAYS#doodle updates...doing coursework tonight but...im fairly clear tomorrow!!!!#i have some meaty asks and they'll totally help#so far down 2/30 pages o7#need to do uhhh 3 designs...mainly 2 are redesigns because of a prompt i got...im kinna hyled about it tho#anyways!!! ty for the ask :3c#very fun!!! he's so silly#ieytd#sure why not#might not main tag all of them but this is the first i digress#back to sewing 💯#[Agency Breakroom - Ask Game]
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[takes a hammer to my wips folder] WHY IS EVERYTHING HERE SO EMOTIONALLY DELICATE
#i KNOW WHY but AGH#sb and l rambles#sb and l is writing#fic: you've come to shake my hand#idk if that fic has a tag yet but sure yeah the title's been pretty firm for months now#why do i continue to write fics about complicated topics#i could be writing a modern au of star wars right now!!!!!!!!!!!!#but i have to do something silly like ENJOY WRITING EMOTIONALLY COMPLICATED CONVERSATIONS#EVEN WHEN IT'S HARD AND I ALSO HATE IT#[hades_hair_smooth.gif] i'm fine everything is fine i'm gonna go try to be delicate about astrid pickford again
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okay so i maybe have a type
artists for syokamori: knifedragon, kamei
for pandoria: tonamikanji, monolithtk
for sucrose: official art
for io: 須影 (R18 artist)
#and it's not even just how they look. i mean yeah they're super cute and they all have impeccable taste in fashion but aside from that#like i didn't even know who sucrose was until several months ago#until i stumbled upon a bunch of asmr roleplays of her and.#okay. i can just. listen to her ramble for hours about alchemy. please tell me more about what dandelion seeds can do.#i have less than zero interest in genshin impact because predatory gacha. but her? brilliance.#as for pandoria she's. well first of all she's kinda chuuni to mirror zeke which already elevates her to ''really great'' in my mind but#while she can be a little negligent at times she's also. really caring. she's silly but she'd lend an ear and a hug.#syokamori sadly is literally a blank slate as her creator has done nothing with her yet but.#for some inexplicable reason she resonates deeply within me.#and io is. listen i'm not sure if i want to hug or if i want to be io#probably both honestly but. listen my profile pic literally is her#if anyone would be considered my ''blorbo'' it's her. i want to flood these tags with exactly why i love her so much but i need to go sleep#anyway... i love them. so much.
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kin assign me a together in hell character please i am looking at you blinking rapidly please pleaase please
(elaboration in tags)
#i get embarry when talking about shit like this just out in the open so i'm hiding in tags like a COWARD#so yeah. There's this dead guy#i actually have two characters i'd like to assign to you but like. first off. dead guy#he's been dead for at least 20 years circa the start of the story; like this bitch's corpse is rotted#before he died though he was just a silly guy? like generally had some pretty bad imposter syndrome; felt like he wasn't a good person#and has like. catholic guilt#from his parents ofc#and is actually a high school dropout; got kicked out at like 16 for being gay#and was doing pretty good for himself before he got crazy axe murdered at 25 by his husbandfiance (never figured it out) for money#anyways that guy's name was charlie and he's ginger . rest in peace loser#okay . second and statistically less dead character is one of the main characters actually: anastasia hayes (doesn't like that name)#actually not sure why they remind me of you#just like the general disassociation paired with a silly disposition#<- her character actually acts as part of a greek choir to the Main Main Characters bcuz he isn't allowing himself to process his issues#just btw#she's so silly#they'll get over all their issues at some point in the story. like they let themself focus on the present instead of the future#idk. silly#SORRY IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IT IS 3:39 A M#together in hell
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how it feels to be a lesbian fan in tlou spaces who’s not romantically obsessed with tlou2 ellie williams
#caption simplying it bc ik a bunch of lesbians don’t even gag about her#a decent amount of lesbians in my age range online are obsessed w her though when it’s like#not all of them bless. but anyway#i can’t even see her like that like yeah sure she’s attractive. but omg#some of the lengths people go to. they scare me not 2 b a puritan or anything i respect the grind#ellie is just like. my friend. someone whom i care for deeply#i’m not obsessed with abby either. hell i think i like dina more in that way than i do either of them 😭#or marlene or tess or maria. idk when i see tlou2 i think of tlou1 ellie who was silly and told dumb pums.#she was like my kid my friend my buddy i miss her………#this isn’t me flexing how different i am either. hell idrk why i’m admitting this#ig bc i talk about whatever i want ok that’s my text post for today#i meant to post smth different but i don’t feel like baring my soul too much#my text#not tagging as tlou r u joking#might delete later
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This blog really is old, part of me has been wondering for a while if I should just archive it and make a new one...
Some ranting and thoughts in my tags below...
#i know this seems really random but larely ive been struggling to actually remmeber to post here#and yeah im sure many here have noticed#i dont care about being famous on tumblr anymore like whn i was 16#this is just my little diary after all lol#but its become more cluttered than i would like#and i dunno if i can handle it anymore along with school#i kind of want a fresh start by having a jee account with seperate blogs for art and reblogs/fandom discussions#i dont want this blog to go to waste though so i might just make a post that redirects to the new blogs#i do sincerely appreciate everyone who has stopped by to reblog my art and silly discussions#or even just giving a like#but i feel i have out grown this blog i made when a was a wee little teen#i will keep you guys updated on what i decide to do#blog update#update#luma speaks#important#also uh i would like to use fewer tags on the new blog because god i hate that i made so many tags to use for this blog#why 16 year old me did you do this???? was it the autism?? lmao
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#ughhhh i started writing a quick bro / dave for todays date but im def not gonna finish in 45 minutes nooooo#its my ki.nk and i wanted to savour what i was writing by dragging it out hffffffff#wish i thought to start it before last night ughhhhh#but ughhhhhhhh dudeeeee its hapeninggggggggggg#god im so fucking thorsty for it#no one writes it the way i want it#and now ive gone and made it silly by trying to do it for today#but i cant just take those parts out bc they're so... baked... into the plotline#hfffffffff why didnt i just make this its own thing ughhhhhh (bc dave would never wanna do that sober thats why)#hffffffffffff screams#writing sm. ut is so time consuming for me#(tbh writing is on its own lol)#but to write. my fave thing. for the first time. its a lot of pressure for a fic that was supposed to be a quick joke#bro ended up being fucking smitten as hell too bc thats how i feel abt this ki. nk lmao#i dont think im even gonna get hi tonight lmao its okay a holiday doesnt mean shit when its something i do on the reg#im so tired hhhhh im just wasting more time typing out more tags bc im too tired to write fic words lol ugh#delete later / /#maybe i will so i can just go the fuck to sleep rn and write more when im more awake. date be damned. im not finishing in 30 mins lol#and even if i did finish in 30 mins i sure as hell aint proofreading and posting within 30 mins#ok yeah gonna get ready for bed and set the writing down for when im not gonna write something rushed ill regret and have to undo later
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trojan war tumblr simulator
🌊 is-the-sea-wine-dark-today
YOU BET IT IS
#the wine dark sea!!!!!!!!!!!! #wine dark sea #wine dark sea posting
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✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo follow
why is achilles the only demigod who's Like That? like he's my boy but u don't see memnon or aeneas or sarpedon acting like him on the reg. why is he so maladjusted? like specifically? I saw his mother once and was so terrified by the sight of a goddess I flung myself to the ground and hid my face in the dirt til she left but I still don't think that accounts for it idk
🏘️ nobody1020
it's blonde man syndrome hope this helps
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���️ sonoftydeus
opening my askbox so that we can discuss strategies on taking troy!
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anonymous asked: we should all go home :)
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
FUCK OFF AGAMEMNON I WANT REAL SUGGESTIONS
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nobody1020 asked: do u like..... horses
⚔️ sonoftydeus answered:
odysseus do I even wanna know where this is going
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⌛ isthetrojanwaroveryet?
year 9, day 234: still no....
#all our admins keep DYING
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‼️ trojan-confessions follow
I think my wife might be sending me anon hate :/ keep getting asks like 'hope u die on the battlefield tomorrow silly slag' and 'menelaus should have curbstomped you' and in her big tapestry of warriors she made me look stupid
🐴 horsetaminghector follow
lmaooo is this paris??
🔮 cryinglikecassandra follow
kinda think helen should send MORE anon hate idk
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❓ myrmidons-confessions
I was the one who wrote the achilles/agamemnon 100k slowburn enemies to lovers rpf and put it on the group chat but now patroclus is calling me 'agachilles boy' and laughing about it and asking if I can proofread his mock bardic epic where all his dogs are heroes and killing people, so I fear I've made a mistake. I also can't look achilles in the eye anymore... but honestly I've never seen proof he can read so I might be safe
❓ myrmidons-confessions
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👍🏻 ajaxthegreat
achilles is DEAD and ur posting CRAB RAVE?????
🏘️ nobody1020
I think that's why he's posting it ngl
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😹 deiphobus42069
imagine being the achaeans and your best warrior gets killed by PARIS, after everyone else had awesome deaths at the hands of sarpedon or hector or memnon... like that's literally so embarassing I just know achilles is fucking fuming down in hades rn. I bet the achaeans are gonna put around that paris was guided by apollo, or that paris happened to hit his only weak spot..... anything 2 try and make it less cringe.... lol lol we're popping the biggest bottles tonight. hope helen's there
🐆 leopardskiniscool
???????????????
#I mean. yeah. but also. #deiphobus wtf I thought we were chill
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#hope everyone can be normal about the outcome!!! :)
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🧑🏻 randotrojansoldier-deactivated-8578543
so excited to go back onto the field of battle tomorrow! sure hope I don't encounter any of the big-name heroes
🗣️ homer follow
I hope you don't too! I'm sure you'll do great!
🐎 antilochussss
not the direct address????
✌🏻 ajax2electricboogaloo
direct address got him :(
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💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
fuck my job so much I hope that this wooden horse tribute to the gods turns out to have some guys inside or something just so I can DO something rather than standing here like a twat with my spear
💂🏻 trojanguardtales follow
by ares this can't be happening
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⚔️ sonoftydeus reblogged menelauskingofsparta
do NOT order achilles from shein!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#oh yeah #I was stuck with temu achilles in the trojan horse for six hours #and by hour two agamemnon had suggested killing and eating him #and odysseus was threatening to 'send him to meet his father' #and it's not even like there's any kleos in killing priam!!! #anti neoptolemus #neoptolemus defenders dni #vent tags
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#taking a break from my actual academic essay about the iliad to make this terrible terrible post#I don't think there's any proof everyone hated neoptolemus. BUT.#but if I'd been at troy for 10 years and achilles' fuckass teenage son pulled up with the bloodlust of an xl bully I'd have been. displeased#iliad#the iliad#trojan war#achilles#ajax#odysseus#homer#epic cycle#unreality#tumblr simulator#greek mythology#my post
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sometimes i have this weird desire to make like sibling ocs to canon but then im like what am i doing and then i dont or smth :(
#like the concept is so silly and adorable but then i feel A Lot of things#idk im just having a lot of difficulties lately incorporating myself and or ocs into canon#like i know its there its just been difficult (and always has been nowadays) so#i think i still just have that constant circle of thoughts that what im doing is odd or weird or something so idk how to break out of that#like im ok and all like genuinely i know how to make myself feel better but i really want to enjoy doing things in canon again :(#it feels like i lost that spark for some reason#idk how to explain it properly but like yeah for sure i have ideas and all and i guess i just overthink a lot#probably why always talking abt my f/os and all makes me feel off idk how else to explain it#man idk i guess i need help with this sort of thing#sorry this is a long vent tag#i just needed to scream things in the void i suppose#kaden txts#btw: i am genuinely vm ok this is just something i have major difficulty in unfortunately </3
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