Having an identify crisis.
In my younger days, I used to be like "oh I'm Shrek, I identify with Shrek".
Now, age 30, rewatching with my best friend, and realizes *he* is Shrek and I am Donkey....
I'm troubled about this. And yet.
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Blood may be thicker than water, but my ass is thicker than both of them combined
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I need Mary and Doug to show up at the inn so we can have an exchange that goes like:
Mary: Stede?!
Stede: Mary?!
Ed: Mary?
Stede: *remembering dinner at Anne and Mary Read's house* Ed...
Mary: *doing the math* Ed?
Stede: *affirmatively* Ed!
Ed: *confused, pointing at himself* Ed.
Doug: *also confused* ....I'll go wait in the carriage.
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ROSE: Beauty and the Beast but reverse: I kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome.
DAVE: shrek
ROSE: Never mind, post cancelled.
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something about the italian dub of hazbin that lives rent free in my mind is that vox and alastor’s voice actors are actually brothers in real life and that makes ‘stayed gone’ and the whole rivalry thing even funnier to me
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So I like the donkey ears on the reapers, I actually think it's pretty cute.
But may I ask WHY the reapers have donkey ears?
Also I love your feral old man Undertaker Design.
Been giggling at the donkey ears comment for a good while now, that's a first (I love it)
They're actually just more long elf ears, it's just one of the lil features grim reapers have that separates them from humans. Since personally I think the only thing that canonically separates them from humans are their green eyes + poor eye sight is boring to me
So I added my own lil twists to make things more fun, not only do they have long pointy ears, but their internal organs, mouths, tongues and blood are purple as well (though, their blood turns green as their eyes when exposed to oxygen). It's just lil things that I think makes them more unnatural y'know, more, alienated.
And yeah, ofc they can alter their appearances to make themselves more human and fit in to the crowd easily when on the job (though, they cannot change their blood color, it's the one thing they can't control when it comes to disguises). Unless you're like Undertaker and just alter yourself to look LESS human and more monstrous.
RAAHH SORRY FOR THE RAMBLE, it's fun talking about how I view these silly freaks and why I add what I add to them, as a bonus heres a doodle I did because the "donkey ears" comment is so funny to me
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honest question, fellas. do y'all think johnny may have seen the shrek movies? at least the first one? i mean shrek 1 was added to the list of movies to be preserved for future generations so... and if he did see it do y'all think he feels like a donkey involuntarily following a shrek (v) or like a shrek forced to follow around a donkey (v) because they know the way to the duloc castle (mikoshi)? does johnny also at some point bring up the layers hypothesis? cause i'm pretty sure he has layers upon freaking layers to peel off like a monster onion. and would he consider alt a fiona since she's a kidnapped princess stuck in a tower (beyond blackwall)? or the dragon because she also guards the thing? would he make a "compensating for something" comment about yorinobu since he's in a big boy arasaka tower now? 🤔 anyways, i think i need to stop now
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Listen to this listen to this listen to this they adapted the songs so amazingly in the italian dub and the voice actors they chose are so good. I'm so used to listening to dubs that change the lyrics completely so i was surprised to listen to this adaptation. Listen to the song even if you don't understand italian you're obliged
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ok... this thought just hit me and i can't stop thinking about it
THEY ARE MONTSERFUCKERS FOR EACH OTHER 😭😭😭
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