#Dumb PLA au

[beesbeesdragons]

dumb au idea: PLA musical au, where post-PLA, someone invites Ingo to the opening night of a musical. it is a retelling of the PC's life in PLA ala Hamilton (I.e. hiphop/rap). this...disturbs ingo, because he is a character in it???? and like what

[cinnamonest]

May I present to you... innocent playgirl reader x modern au incel scara??

Like reader is just a sweet gal that thinks this boy who she's in a project with is pretty and despite his weird and creepy behaviour, it's a good thing she's trying to make a move, because y'know! it's actually women's fault that men get so frustrated and depressed since they never give the short guys a chance! Only go for the top 1% and all that.

Unfortunately after scara naps her, noncons the absolute, living daylights out of her, and continues to terrorize her ass does she realize that being nice and sweet to the degenerate, sexist incel in hopes of fixing him wasn't the brightest idea 😔

(If you can't tell I love the idea of kind n sweet MC who doesn't know any better getting her shit wrecked for no good reason because incel scara is just that much of an asshole)

Ohhhh my God bless you for this

Precisely, it’s so unfair. It’s just extra inches of leg bone, it means nothing. And yet day in, day out, the oppressed class (sub-6-foot males) have to deal with unjust discrimination. All because you have the most superficial desires and can’t compromise on such a silly thing. No, you’d rather whore around with some guy that will just use you and cheat on you because your dumb girl brain seeks that out like every other. And in spite of being smarter and better than the neanderthals you choose to date, which should entitle him to pussy, he’s left with nothing but porn and his hand. The world is an unjust place.

He’s pessimistic as all hell, so he can’t take any kindness or attempts at getting closer from you at face value, there has to be an ulterior motive.

You’re only pleasant to him when you talk to him because you want something. You probably expect him to do work for you, or help you cheat on tests for you or fork over money. You think he’s the sort of loser that will salivate over any girl that gives him a shred of attention, don’t you. That he’ll run himself ragged doing whatever for you just to get your approval. Well. You’re not going to get that.

It goes along with this greater idea of you he’s crafted in his head, one that fits a similarly pessimistic image. It doesn’t matter how “innocent” you are, literally anything you say or do, he’s projecting this stereotype of a secretly not-so-innocent, ultra-promiscuous college girl onto you and using it as both justification for his disdain and as a means of rationalize not leaping at this rare chance for female interaction — it’s not that he’s too afraid of rejection, it’s just that he knows that talking to you is a waste of time anyway, you undoubtedly have guys lined up you're fucking on a regular basis.

Besides, even if he tried, you’re far too dull-brained, so any conversations you’re capable of aren’t going to be stimulating anyway. You’re in college, of course you’ve spent all this time racking up a body count because God knows girls only use college as a means to get dicked all the time, they don’t actually care for academics in any way.

And poor you, you're completely oblivious to his bitter seething. You just think he's just quiet. And surely he doesn’t come off as rude and cold on purpose, no, you tell yourself that he probably just is one of those guys that is naturally like that, it’s not malicious.

But then you have to start going out of your way to be actively nice. Trying to make conversation and say nice things — you must think he’s stupid, that he doesn’t know that it’s actually just fake niceness so you can lure him in and get him to say something you can then mock him for in that faux-sweet tone of yours. In the exact opposite of your assumptions on him, he assumes malice in everything you do and say. He won’t give you the satisfaction of giving you leverage, so, he stays quiet, gives you one-word answers and shrugs.

What plans do you have for the weekend?, you say, in your attempts to make conversation. Ugh.

Not only are you trying to jab at him by reminding him that he has no plans other than staying inside and wallowing, but clearly you do have plans, undoubtedly ones that end with you stumbling home in a walk-of-shame on a Sunday morning.

And the nicer you get, the more you irritate him. What makes you think you can just be like that? All smiley and sunshine-like, and for what? To mock him? Acting innocent and sweet as if you don't know what kind of power you inherently hold just by having a hole between your legs, as if you're not actively abusing that power when you're clearly trying to get him to be attracted to you.

Each and every class period, he ends up so infuriated by the few words you exchange that the only way he can even stay sane is by immediately going back to his apartment after class and releasing all the pent up frustrations via exceptionally violent porn. He's got a few specifics pages bookmarked now, girls that look just like you getting slapped around and choked and manhandled and skull-fucked and gaped… but it's just not satisfying enough, there's still this lingering irritation, a skin-crawling malice that won't go away.

It's not good enough to imagine. If anything, the post-orgasmic clarity just makes the whole thing feel pathetic — it's not really you, you get to be all happy and safe and sound when it should be you, you should be the one being brutalized and put in your place, you deserve it for being so damn nice. So pleasant and upbeat and kind and what gives you the right?

In the end, once the burning fury becomes too much and no one else is going to do it, the only option is to take matters into his own hands…

[onestepbackwards]

How would a self-aware AU work, where the player realizes they've developed a romantic affection towards Irida, and when the time comes to choose her or adaman the player sides with her in an emotional instant because they care that much about her? Irida grew on me as I played PLA, and I had feelings of fond affection for her by the end of the game.

Irida would probably be very touched and honored you chose her of all of them to have such affections for.

Though she is certainly still rubbing it in Adaman's face later.

She is a bit surprised you would choose her as well. Sure, she loves to egg Adaman on and call him out on his dumb shit (as if he doesn't do the same to her), but she has her insecurities. It was something that kept her up a bit at night when you were gone if you really liked her, or if she was just another person to you.

Hell, she wouldn't be surprised if you liked her wardens better than her... After all, she saw you had an odd reaction to Sneasler's warden...

But when she finds you choosing her...?

You have her way more flustered than she had ever been before.

If only she could find a way to talk back to you, and tell you how much she appreciates your kindness and attention...

Well, she is at least certainly determined.

[jester-creates]

Full list of most of my ocs

ill just list important stuff about them (and maybe some bits on au versions of them.) Under read more cause this is going to be long. maybe a two parter. Feel free to ask about any of them

Oliver (known as Shifting Baker in the oc title ask game

I Have a few consistent traits for him. He is always on the range of Hard of Hearing to Deaf. He is always a shapeshifter(cause of which changes depending on the version). He is almost always transmasc, Biromantic and ace. He also always has naturally white hair. He loves baking

some versions of him (plus nicknames):

Playdo (Tma version of oliver)

he's almost fully a Stranger avatar after he got erased from memory after a very dumb wish. uses a hearing aid. has a boyfriend. Gets regular scam calls from the circus. (There's another au version of him where he got taken by the Circus)

Expo (Experiment au Oliver)

ditto hybrid after experimentation stuff. (au is partly inspired by Chained Wings by Vampirebadger) Fully Deaf, uses notepad or phone to mainly communicate, eventually learns sign. (i ended up shipping him with Nemona). Also loves to battle.

Change-o (pla pirate au version)

He's a Changeling here. with one level in rogue. shows up for at least one arc.

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Juliana (she was originally the sv female mc but i changed enough about her that she is an oc now. i never got a better name)(aka Chaotic One in the title ask game)

consistent traits for her:

Oliver's sister (whether biological or self appointed). also typically has white hair. She's a lesbian.

some versions of her(no nicknames yet):

Tma version

biological twin to Oliver. randomly noticed a person in old family photos that she swore was never there before and goes down a rabbit hole of finding more and more evidence of an entire sibling she forgot about

Experiment au version

Miraidon hybrid after unethical science in area zero. twin to Oliver as well but they don't find that out for a while. (ended up shipping her with penny)

pla pirate au version

She's a Goblin here and runs a scam with Oliver. Shows up in at least one arc in this au.

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Cassandra Achroma (aka the Victorian Biologist)

She is a Colress ancestor oc that I solely use in Experiment au. She does a lot in that au though. She's also Aroace (but very invested in her coworkers love life. It's free entertainment). She's also technically the cause of her own time loop.

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Brittle (aka The Ghost)

And then there's Brittle... She's dead.

She is also transfem and French. Her full name is Peanut Brittle. She named herself.

Experiment au version

She's a rotom after she dies due to science gone wrong. ends up haunting two of the scientists after that. ends up being caught by Juliana somehow

Pirate au version

Reborn (undead) human. lives with Scarlet. (may also be part of the scam Oliver and juliana are doing)

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Scarlet (Aka Feral Flower)

Became an oc after i made a joke character who is a floette that knows Bite and got attached to her. No matter what amount of class or refinery it eventually puts on, she is always itching for a fight and it's clear that it wants one. She's always heavily related to plants.

Experiment au version

Just a flabebe/floette/Florges that knows Bite. She gets better at not biting things as it gets older. It was caught by Juliana in a dark tera raid.

Pirate au version

A summer Eladrin (Feywild elf). She has levels in Barbarian and Druid. Always ready to fight. Lives with Brittle.

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Tees (aka The Singing Soldier)(originally my dnd pc)

It's a robot with sentience forced upon it. As well as a moustache. It likes the moustache though. It was not built for war or fighting, even though it ended up doing a lot of that, but instead to be a performance (like one of those guys who advertise war) and for moral support (its preprogrammed stuff was not that good at it, very superficial.) It speaks with a British accent. It is compulsed to follow any order given to it.

Tma version

This version of Tees was one of the automatons at that one version of the Unknowing in the 1700's. It gained sentience after the ritual collapsed, likely due to a bit of Slaughter shrapnel finding it's way into it. It starts wandering trying to fill the void of its purpose. All the while the Slaughter shrapnel begins to corrupt its alignment to the Stranger until so little of it is left that Tees begins to have an identity. It ends up fighting in a couple wars before being kidnapped by the Circus (cause it was part of that older Stranger ritual). Makes friends with an au version of Playdo who also got kidnapped for being a Stranger avatar in the wrong place and wrong time.

Original dnd character

Definitely not haunted and given sentience and magic due from its dead friends (who are definitely not an off-brand version of the Mechanisms). Made for moral support forced to babysit the rest of the party. Once scared off a Death God.

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Marcus Quillia (aka the Burned Detective)

One of my oldest ocs. A Private detective who was in a fire directly related to the death of his cousin/best friend. He then wants revenge against what took his cousin from him. He also got fire powers from that fire. He has black and white peppered hair after it.

Marked (ocverse) version

A private detective who tends to be hired by the police. He has a personal vendetta against the international thief known as Jester after an insane Rube Goldberg series of coincidences made it look like they were the ones who killed his cousin. (Actually due to a different oc I'm still formulating so not on this list yet) way too complicated to get into here. He gets a therapy dog after the fire.

he has the Mark of The Burned

Tma version

he was marked and attacked by a Desolation creature which sparked a hatred of Monsters (Fear creatures and avatars specifically). 1 step away from becoming full Hunt/desolation avatar, 1 or two especially cruel kills to throw away his humanity.

he is really good at his job though (thanks to that hunt alignment). he manages to find a person erased from memory years ago even after they changed their gender. (Juliana hired him to find Oliver). (he also later tries to kill oliver because he accidentally did a Stranger avatar thing in front of him.) (in the version where Oliver gets kidnapped, he does manage to help (by getting his killing monsters fix from other circus members)

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Jester (aka masked Jesters)(not my sona)

surprisingly i only use these guys in my ocverse.

They are a pretty famous thief, loving to rob things and maybe return things if they feel like it. Accidentally managed to get framed for murder during one.

they are basically haunted by previous wielders of his mark. specifically the ones who's masks they have. (it's complicated

they have the Mark of The Masked. they have three masks that they can switch between for specific powers. this comes with a few drawbacks. each mask is only tied to one of the "ghosts" and only functions when they put it fully on and its assigned "ghost" is in control and the only remotely responsible one is basically powerless with the power they got

I'll probably explain more in a different post.

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Arthur (Aka King Of Stories)

He's an amnesiac with a texan accent who woke up in a fantasy land (modded minecraft) and eventually finds a kid, whom he adopts(Sigyn <3). He ends up getting mainly involved with fire magic. he names most of the things he tames/adopts after the myths he remembers

he was a ex-soldier who later went into museum curation before he got isekai'd. he's wearing his uniform still but it's been through a lot and he's repaired it with magical thread.

He may or may not have committed necromancy and he may or may not be covering up the permanent scar with a mask he found while exploring. A father's love can bring them to some dark places.

he's also taken up sewing recently

Tma au version

He's still an ex-soldier turned museum curator here, but that changes when the Eyepocalyse comes around. He was one of those who didn't exactly feel Fear after an encounter so he can roam the domains, but of course the Eyepocalyse had to change that and gave him someone to Fear for. (Sigyn <3) She joins him as he roams the domains but now the creatures/domain people will notice them as they move. When they attack, they don't go for Arthur, they go for Sigyn instead.

He's a bit Desolation aligned so he can have fire powers. His main weapon he uses to attack is a axe/Labrys he stole from the museum he worked at when the eyepocalypse started.

He does end up fighting some avatars as he goes through domains

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Sigyn (<3) (aka young Witch)

She's an adaptation of a modded minecraft npc I got attached to.

She's a young witch/wixie (not human though) approximately a 7 year old, but still very knowledgeable about potions.

Arthur found her after he got a request from a paranoid cleric to see if someone was breaking into their church thing while they slept. Sigyn was actually doing so, to try to teach herself to read and to use the potion stand in the church.

She can fly using her broom.

TMA au version

Arthur finds her in a domain dedicated to the Corruption. She was the avatar in charge of it, a child giving adults poisonous potions they cant refuse, too young to really understand what she's doing to them or what's happening with the apocalypse. She ends up going with Arthur as he roams, looking for any safe haven in this apocalypse.

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Wilhelm von Wolfgang

He's a rich bastard (/affectionate). He is his country's greatest violator of labor laws but keeps getting out of it cause he's rich. I hate him. He's one of my favorite characters to write/play as. He cannot stand still without the aid of a cane. He's basically like if a werewolf was a capitalist in both forms. His view of people poorer than him oscillates between 'I can use them' and 'I never want to see them again'. He's neutral evil. He will skip any corner to make more money. I love him.

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Acheron Atropos

he's a goth king literally. I made him for a friend's (@/shattered-hue) ocverse where we made characters based based off of bugs and plants and Acheron was made from the Death's Head Moth, whose scientific name is where i pulled his name from.

(still working a bit on him)

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Sylvan (aka Traveling Librarian)

Sylvan becomes a Head Librarian of a Branch of an Infinite Library after they manage to survive to basically the end of his universe after one of the worst outcomes of 2020, which was all the Stars decided to poof due to multiverse reasons.

he occasionally visits other universes to just get Stories. As an Infinite Library always has room for more books.

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Virginia Berry(aka the Captain)

From my ocverse: Marked. She has a tattoo of a ship on her back that she can turn into an actual ship that she can control. She has the Mark of the Captain.

I got her name by putting together two of the more famous female pirates.

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[somehow unnamed as of yet](Aka Truth's artist)

from my ocverse. they have the ability to see a person's greatest secret drawn onto them. (as a general example, a person whose greatest secret is that they killed someone would would have blood drawn onto them). it can be very visually overstimulating for them at times. They ended up getting a (rather bad) job for the government, cause despite how old these "Marks" are they're still rather unknown.

[keiraspades]

this is me attempting to organize my shitshow of a page : )

Most Bio's don't fully show up on Mobile, so i'm putting my bio here as well!

Bio;

Idrk what this is. Some how became a mainly pla hc account. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Ingo to @ruvonix’s Emmet :<

Other than that, my name is in my @ and i'm gonna be putting my 'series' post tags here as well!

Pla Headcanons; #pla headcanon

Dnd Chat messages; #dumb shit the campaign says

Ao3 being Ao3; #ao3 being unhinged

PLA AU; #Training the Little Conductors

↳#TLC Origins

other than that i dont have any connected posts

[deltaswapjevil]

SpongeBob Au day 22

Joke au

The equivalent of Underpants. Just SpongeBob dumbed Down alot. Sandy isn't here but she'd be just a stock image of a squirrel

They'd have stupid names too: SpongeBud Rectanglepants, Rick Star, Pla!, Sir Crabsworthe (whenever someone says his name they say it in a British accent), Sqidbleb Tortellini .....and Squirrel

[thehappiestgolucky]

So like..ive been following ya since i got into Hollow Knight-

And i saw all the posts of you're crossover in which Markoth just got yeeted to Hisui but i never played PLA before so I didn't really know what Happened. Well, i now got the game and i feel why ya got bigtime brainrot of it like omg- I should've gotten the game waaaaaay sooner-

Man PLA is such a good game and completely breathed new life into my love for Pokemon! Glad to see another enjoying the experience, I genuinely highly recommend it!

A Moth in Hisui was a silly au because I thought it would be silly to throw the emotionally reserved but mature and smart man into game where a tiny beaver that is dumb af is considered dangerous and I was right-

Honestly Ive gotten a few asks about it now that’s reviving the brainrot and I’m this close to making a spin-off au from it that includes another new special interest of mine <w< will the nonsense ever end?(not in the slightest)

I’ve been on a bit of a brainrot break from all my special interests and I think it’s been good for me because I’m getting ideas again. Breaks are good peeps-

[kharmii]

Felt like writing some pwop smut this week featuring Top!Emmet um...working in collaboration with Giratina. Ya know, historically in the Submas fandom, Emmet has almost always been the more assertive one of the twins. I dropped into this fandom after PLA so was sort of into Bottom!Emmet because of the whole angst over missing his bro, Buff Ingo returning from Hisui, etc. The clique of blankshippers on Discord simp for that, and I've gotten the shits from those people picking unnecessary fights more than from those fictional puritanical antis who supposedly harass them whom I've not seen sight or sound from since that first week or two before they blocked me. Their judgmental attitude has made me start hating sub Emmet because I hate all their ugly-unpleasant-gross AUs. If it wasn't for that nice anon sending asks about a kidnapping AU, I'd stop shipping it.

My dom Emmet isn't into dog or sheep or fugly mermaid shipping because he deserves good things. That is why I ship him with none less than the Perfect 10 God Emperor of Fuckableness himself, Volo. -Same with Ingo. Blankshipping dumb-ass crap has made me so over HURRDURRDURR MONSTER FUCKING because it's an excuse for attention-seeking thots who do MSPaint quality art to do ugly, gross fetish garbage. Always assume that if I write about a monster, they're a hot monster.

Anyway, enjoy!

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

I'm no good at art or writing but existing in my head is an Au where the player character in PLA is actually like made by Arceus and is like a baby/new Arceus for a new world being put through like an emotional journey to see if they're stable enough to create a just world. Long ramble under cut of what is plaguing my thoughts.

Cause Arceus decided it'd be a great idea to have another kid. This time however he's tryna make a kinda new him in a way basically he's gonna make a baby Arceus (but it'll come out obviously a new pokemon) that he's gonna yeet into an empty space time blankness like how his life started so they can make a whole new world starting the cycle anew in an entirely new dimension essentially to see what kind of wonderous things they end up making. Now as he's making the baby he's like hm the other children are a bit overpowered and aggressive with each other eg Dialga and Palkia being hyper territorial in the Darkrai movie and Giratinas rebellious stage and he doesn't wanna send an overpowered baby god with no emotional reference at all into a void. So he powers them down significantly and worries what if like Giratina they come out angry and make a horrible violent world, so in Arceus' wisdom he decides that he will put them on earth in the past to experience the beginning of human pokemon relationship partnership friendship to experience the joy and love and warmth of people and pokemon coming together so that when in their own space they too want to make a world filled with these positive emotions. Obviously though he can't send down the creation he's made so he puts them into a human form that he made from the stars or something essentially making a pokemon Jesus but skipping right to they exist as an adolescent, sending them to Hisui with the task of catching the pokemon which is a ploy to experience human life with 0 memory or knowledge of what they really are. This explaining their lack of fear of pokemon, catching skills, endurance, ability to quell nobles/Lords and have all the rideable Lords respect them get the element plates all that as they lowkey resonate Arceus godly energy just without their knowledge (stealing that idea from monsoons feral Au with Dawn having Arceus blessing).

When I played the game I did all the side quests I physically could only missing a few as like how do, and I imagine this amnesia God in human form would do the same. They don't remember much other than Arceus' light but they feel welcome? At home in Jubilife village they feel warmth in their chest whatever it means, it feels, good. They feel happy and content with their team doing what they can to help.

Which makes the excile all the more painful for them. They don't understand what they did wrong. They did everything they were told to? They, they helped everyone they could with the jobs they wanted doing didn't they? Why...why are you doing this to me? Why do you all hate me?! Why am I an enemy now?!

The feeling in their body, its bad, it, it hurts. Their eyes are, burning? And their cheeks are wet, there's fluid rolling down their face. They're told crying won't undo this. Crying, that's what that is? It makes them sick. But maybe the other clans will help?

When they realise they're alone facing this everything just feels wrong their body is heavy and slow and they feel awful everything is just wrong they want to rip open their body rip off their flesh like something inside them wants to burst out like some blind light ready to leave them. And they're not wrong, the energy stirs inside them as they pull at their hair, their eyes hurt from crying and they're now past hurt and upset and are now getting into rage. How dare they all be so selfish!? How dare they do this! What gives them the right!? Those pathetic cowards! Can't even do their own jobs! Need me to do it for them! Fetch this, quell this noble, find my sister, catch this Pokémon, lazy selfish uncaring THINGS!

And basically intense anger and upset breaks the lock Arceus had put on their powers and congratulations your exiled only salvation has now become a raging vengeful half God. Look what you did. You fucked up a perfectly good peaceful kind helpful compassionate vulnerable deity in a human body, look at it, they've got a hateful god complex now! As I had Typhlosion so does this one cause I say so (but it'd differ from like each game is its own dimension differences) and they'd go to Jubilife Godly energy glowing from their body hovering above the ground inhuman pokemon like features growing from their body breaking out from their human form prison, and they'd watch wait for the Commander to apologise to beg for mercy and if he didn't and well even if he did, they'd burn the village to the ground. They don't get to exist for what they did, that's what they would believe, maybe passing a mercy to the professor and Akira/Rei respectively maybe not maybe in this hurt gods eyes they're all corrupt. It without a doubt is cruel and cold, but this diety is little more than a child even if they inhabit a adolescent human form, barely a day old when initially sent down (likely created in a blink of an eye) and depending on how long they've been working in Hisui they may only have a few months of conscious life under their belt, they've never experienced anything else everything is new to them and unfortunately more intense leading to what they do in response to such a situation. Arceus would probably have to step in before they destroyed the other clans too for abandoning them and wipe memories get present dialga and Palkia to rewind time space to fix hisuis history ect and lock their failed rebirth deity away forever like what they did to Giratina. I doubt Arceus would give them anymore chance after that, deciding to wait for trying anything like that again.

I don't know its just oof revenge for the bullshit raging like the fires they'd make but the bleak sadness knowing they'd be erased completely locked away but still so very much alive in some prison no one can reach alone, and scared of the darkness around and inside them.

[local-pokesimp]

I forgor that my Warden AU exists oh fuck–

[kachinnate]

jared, to himself, as he passes evan while practicing: 🎵 he was a skater boy, she said see u later boy 🎵 evan, immediately after he skates away: is this love? do i have to write sappy poems now, too? is that it? (ps i love the au! just *french kiss* i can't wait to see any other content u make for it!)

“he should..... really be wearing that helmet, probably.... >\\>”

[gt-ridel]

Got any fluffy tidbits you’re willing to share from your PLA borrower story?

(and its not a dumb au, it’s beautiful and adorable :D)

Once she gets over the shock, Elesa absolutely dotes on her tiny niece and nephew. She gets them all sorts of new foods to try (since they had mostly been eating scraps salvaged from the subway trash), arranges family movie nights, gets them plenty of gifts, ect. Their clothes are interesting and all, but they only have one outfit! When do they ever wash it? Time for her to design an entire wardrobe for these two. (★ ω ★) She intends to spoil them rotten. And the kids are absolutely over the moon for their super cool amazing awesome aunt!

[rosiesdisneydrama]

Unleashing a truly dumb idea that makes no sense, created thanks to listening to songs from Encanto and then trying to write more for my Transfer Error (poke au) fic:

Legends Arcues meets Encanto (kinda)

Mostly along the lines of someone from an Encanto/Encanto-like universe ending up in PLA.

Not specifically a Madrigal, but maybe someone with their own powers (like draws in like, and magic is never truly alone in the world) showing up in Hisui and going "Oh, wait. Magic is Not Normal outside of Enacanto, I should probably not do any." And trying to hide their powers from everybody.

But.

I consider the singing/musical numbers part of the general magic the people have from loving there. (It gets acknowledged/reacted too in-universe, therefore people know and notice it happening.)

So they keep having to hold back from singing/triggering that.

Imagine the numbers that probably get out anyway when they think they're alone/no one is around though.

The utter bizarreness of it when they do finally get caught.

Absolutely hilarious.

<And, completely joking and just for giggles, what if that person was Bruno? (Obviously, he gets home again. Coming home/out of hiding is a big part of his canon story, so he has to.)>

[r0-boat]

swapped au now all I can think is both twins once they see their very tired looking spouse that has been missing for a year and lose it, while MC looks so confused, why are these strange men hugging you while crying? Why are the babbling out how much they missed you? They wouldn’t let you get a word in until Irida explained that you’re just like them! A stranger in a strange land, warden of lady sneasler, but you don’t remember anything, just you name, it was like the twins heart broke once more, Emmet needed to dragged away cause he gripped your arms and started almost violently trying to get you to remember, but it only served to freak you out, once they got to the highlands you were still polite and talking to them while walking through the caves.

“I had a partner once, it’s name escapes me, but I remember it wielded axe like tusks, if only it were here to take care of that Alpha crobat.”

Not seeing Ingo and Emmet share a look, you had a Haxorus back home, but even as aggressive as that Pokémon species was, yours was a big oversized puppy.

“I faintly recall two people just now, I can’t remember what they look like, but I remember hearing ‘what can I see after winning, winning, and winning? Where is my destination?’ And ‘follow the rules. Safe driving! Follow the schedule. Everyone smile!.’ It’s very strange, it’s like their voices in my head are distorted….hm.”

Ingo pulling his hat over his eyes as hot tears begin to fall while Emmet has to cover his mouth as to not let out a loud sob.

Even after asking for a battle, despite losing you have them such a warm smile and introduced them to lady sneasler.

“That’s strange, my lady usually never warms up to others so quickly, especially two, quite the honor!”

While the large Pokémon purrs against the twins, who look more happy that you’re happy.

Maybe after a few months of being there and are now working on completing the Pokédex (Emmet is determined to fight god) they spend all their free time with you, you still find it odd by you assume they know more, so you allow it, but despite all the tears you believe the hardest you’ve seen them cry is when they saw all your scars, Pokémon here aren’t friendly, you learned that the hard way as your body is littered in large scars and smaller ones, the smaller ones you’re more than happy to talk about! You have little baby sneasles that get playful and nippy, the largest one across your body was from an Alpha Gliscor not too far from here, but yet the two men held you, dropping to their knees sobbing to their hearts context, you tried to comfort them, those were from a long time ago, but they cried harder.

You’ve warmed up to the odd men, Ingo was peaceful to be around, you two would either walk around and talk your you’d show him some of your favorite spots around! Emmet was more…chaotic, giving a heart attack each chance he got, you don’t understand why the thought of him getting hurt made you panic to such a degree, you two like spending time by the fable springs, he asked you about clefairies so you should him the place at night, it was quite the bonding experience, he was so fun and lively! You felt like a kid again.

(To lighten things up tho and as a reference to how the dilf-ifed PLA Ingo)

“I’m…I’m a what?”

Emmet’s face was cheri red as he stuttered over his words while Ingo, who’s face is just as red, glares at his big mouth brother.

“I-I uhhh…..you’re very milfy!”

“…..milfy?”

“Yeah! Like a milf!” Ingo slaps a hand over his dumb brother’s mouth while you look so lost.

“What does that even mean?”

“N-nothing miss! Just ignore him!”

Emmet's only Mission other than fist fighting Volo would be for you to regain your memory back. He visits you everyday to talk to you occasionally bringing homemade food from your home region or any items from the I'm in space portal that may jog your memory

Ingo wants to rekindle any lost time he may have lost with you he was so relieved when you seemed to take it well( I mean you were skeptical but it was better than nothing) when he told you that you were in a relationship with him and his brother.

[swsh-shorts-archive]

~{The end?}~

Hey guys. Might be time to wrap up the blog. I've had a great time, with everybody here. All these shorts are fun to write, your headcannons were lovely, and it was great just talking and getting to know you all!

I'll be honest, my intrest in swsh has kind of dwindled. It was fun while it lasted, of course. I've made so many memories with everybody here. If you've left an ask, I've tried my best to answer it over the time spent here. This was some of the most fun I've had running a blog, but.. That charm is gone. I'm sorry.

This blog will remain up for archival purposes, in case you feel like reliving those memories. I do sometimes. Remember the cake anon saga? I pinned it. Man, We got off topic here. I'm not sure I'm ready to say goodbye, but its better this way.

So to everyone who's stuck through this Journey with me, and to everyone who's came and gone, thank you. Maybe we'll meet again. I love you all, and goodbye!

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My main: @keiachi-chan

My PLA au blog: @little-lulu-au (lucas/rei is 6)

If you're here, thanks for checking out my dumb stuff. Bye!

[ask-keico]

i will find it

eventually

when i have motivation

Haha

You probably won't be interested anyways its just a dumb pla au