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on todays episode of the fanfic author curse:
my apartment building burned down-
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK
#currently in a hotel#but the goddamn plumbers started an electrical fire#i#THATS THE WRONG ELEMENT ASSHOLES#supposed to working on the fucking water pipes#how the FUCK did you start a FIRE#m00n's stuff#anyways all my shit burned down 👍🏾#was able to save a few items but like#fuck man#fanfic curse#it’s funny cuz i was planning another fic that had to do with a fire#coping rn#if i had a checklist of all the shit that’s happened to me#goddddddd
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#which item poll#guitar#electric guitar#music#instruments#polls#poll game#random polls#poll blog#gimmick blog#guitarcenter
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I associate dishwashers, dryers, central air and heating, iPhones/Apple/basically hot latest tech products in general, frequently going to the mall, having a pool, and eating anywhere thats not a fast food chain or cheap local family restaurant with rich- I mean middle class people.
#ive been to the mall a total of 5 times in my 30 years of life....#and those times was purely all in middle school to purchase an expensive uniform item for school#to this day the idea of going to the mall in itself makes me so insanely out of place lol#my sister still gives my family shit for not owning a dryer and im like bitch r u paying for it!? r u going to pay my electric bill???
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worldbuilding exercise: create a series of prohibitions on fundamental actions, with specific conditions. consider the loopholes by which daily tasks are carried out while still obeying the rules
#indexed post#thinking about the shabbat lamp i saw at an observant family's house#Which is always on (you can't kindle or extinguish a fire - which some interpret as electric light)#But could be rotated to cover or uncover the light#And also learning how to keep food heated while not being able to cook#And like the generation of a 'private space' encompassing blocks so you can carry items without breaching into a 'public space'#etc.
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Probably someone posted about this already
But Drifter will show a different item in her character select animation, and I think that's incredibly cute. I know there's more, but she was insistent on these four during my screencaps.
#risk of rain#risk of rain returns#ror returns#ror drifter#drifter#I love the Drifter sm#Of course one of the items was the Ukulele#... and his music was electric
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Hairy mole-rat whiskers Value ●○○○○ ; Size ●○○○○ Flexible and translucent. Conducts electricity.
#loot#whiskers#monster#Cappenhog#hairy mole rat#crafting#electricity#inventory#prop design#ink#item#bazaar#Hairy mole-rat whiskers
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“It’s a draw.”
#lad ishin#ishin#like a dragon ishin#ishin spoilers#lad ishin spoilers#like a dragon ishin spoilers#ryu ga gotoku#THIS WAS SO GOOD#idk why nagakura has an ELECTRIC SWORD but i panicked after thinking we had to fight okita because i had NO healing items left#anyway this yeah this#soji okita#shinpachi nagakura#ryoma sakamo#nate vids#nates lad ishin play#sorry about that weird stutter idk why that has it#toshizo hijikata#well briefly-
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i think scavengers cook their food
#they pick up food items but we never see them eat them!#also theyre absolutely smart enough to have discovered how to#theyve made explosives and electric spears .!!!!#rain world#lev.txt
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Staff Collection by Talmanah Project
#talmanah project#staff#staffs#staves#magic items#magic weapons#magic armor#uncommon#rare#very rare#wind-wing#wind wing#forked#sunburst#rod#rods#quarterstaff#elemental#elements#electric#lightning#air#radiance#radiant#light#holy#divine#celestial#flight#falling
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#I am about ready to scream#I tend to be pedantic by nature but this is... frustrating even for me#Filling out the financial declaration for the divorce#He'll have his version easy#All he'll have to fill out is the entertainment line#I'm having to calculate each expense. Food and clothes and household cleaning items and...#How much do I spend on clothes in a month? Nothing usually. How much do I spend on clothes in a year? Better question.#Not much.#Also I don't know precisely what God has planned but I am discovering that I will simply not have enough to pay ALL the bills#with the addition of the electric bill. And that's factoring in bonuses which let's face it don't get saved - they go to items that are#needed but by necessity delayed until I have a little extra cash.#I don't know... I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to do this. And I have work waiting but I HAVE to do this first...#I don't...#I may spend a few hours tonight laying flat on my face praying. Here's hoping I don't fall asleep because I can't even afford to do that.#(The courts are going to take one look at this and go “how have you been managing thus far?”#and I'm going to have to shrug and go “Dunno” even though the real answer is “The grace of God” but that's apparently not an acceptable#courtly response)#(>_<)
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People really need to learn to be more chill about who uses the electric carts at stores and perceived visible and invisible disabilities.
I’ve only used carts twice for my sprained ankle, but I probably should be using them every time at big stores so I don’t hurt it worse.
The first time, the only nice person about it was an elderly black lady who called me sweetheart and told me to use it for whatever reason and not apologize and I almost cried 🥹🥹
Tonight (the second time), I had a lady audibly say to her teenage daughter “why does SHE need THAT.” My ankle brace for the sprain isn’t super visible, but even if you can’t see it YOU SHOULD RESPECT SOMEONE’S NEED FOR ASSISTIVE DEVICES.
Be kind out there and remember that people’s disabilities or illnesses may not always be visible, but people always know when they need a little extra relief or assistance.
#don’t be dicks to people in electric carts. or people with wheelchairs. walkers#canes etc.#and don’t be jerks if they can still stand and get items#i hobbled up to limp around and look for stuff#bc store traffic was awful#just. be kind. pls.
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From October 29, 2015 — Camille wears:
Electric Lady Studios – official logo skull astronaut black t-shirt (similar print/ original no longer available)
#camille rowe#camille rowe pourcheresse#fingermonkey#camille rowe bel#camillerowep#identified items#id items#electric lady studios#october 2015#2015
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GUESS WHO GOT THE MAYHEM BAG!
#ok but im kinda mad that this was the only muppet item#they couldve at least had another new piece or smthin...make it a bit interesting#me rambling#dr teeth and the electric mayhem#muppets mayhem
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this is already essentially true and effects nothing so i’m just gonna believe that mobians all have special access to their very own personal hammer spaces
#hammer space both physically exists and can be interacted with by other’s and also doesn’t and can’t <3#sonic puts stuff in his quills and it is there and occupies physical space because stuff can be knocked out or interfaced with by others#but things are also not there#they’re just not there#amy puts her hammer behind her back and it’s behind her back#but also her hammer is clearly not behind her back and is not capable of being behind her back#tails keeps his miles electric strapped to his hip where it’s not there#and if you really wanted to you could take it from his hip#except for the fact that it’s not there#actually wait i’m torn if personal items in hammer space can be interacted with by others#or if that’s just a chaos emerald thing#everyone keeps their stuff secure in their own hammer spaces except for when the universe deems it necessary for it to be stolen#when tgey immediately take their stuff out of hammer space into their real hands#except the chaos emeralds which refuse to be put in hammer space#and instead create their own fuckery of simultaneously existing in physical space where anyone can interface with them and knock them out#and also they Don’t#also humans can’t do any of this they just have bags#rambles#this is funny to think about
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I managed to pull this together in the middle of an Absolutely Horrible work day! Yay! (Writing this is probably part of what got me out of a stress and caffeine induced panic attack) Unfortunately I didn’t get it edited on time to post on time, but Hey! It Exists :D Anyway, people should write more characters having autism shutdowns. It’s very frustrating being barely able/unable to talk (I am autism btw)
Anyway, this one’s very environmental. I feel like the timespace distortions in PLA could have been a LOT more horrifying, and I’m here to deliver! Warnings: animal attack (again), uuuuhh what do you call this.. time and space are being bent and torn around him and it is some sort of cosmic horror or something idk what that term means exactly I just know it’s what comes to mind, but uuuh yeah this one’s kinda tame actually.
All of mine so far have been pretty tame, let’s be honest. I promise I can write other stuff we just haven’t gotten to the Good Stuff I Have Planned yet
Day 5: Reckless
Takes place some time after the battle atop Mount Coronet. (After day 4 of this event, far before day 3, which happened before days 1 and 2)
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Volo should have known this would happen when a strange energy started to fill the air. He should’ve known this would happen when sparks started to fly.
He thought he had more time before it did, thought he could pick a few more berries from this tree and run.
He should’ve known better than to test his fate, especially in a distortion that he had indirectly caused. Arceus has a sense of humor, after all, and Volo is no stranger to the cruelty that fate seems to love to bring him.
Scents from past and future flow into the air, and he can hardly breathe, stumbling as the ground morphs and shifts under him. One moment, he’s standing on the grassy hill, and the next, a structure he doesn’t understand appears out of nowhere, trapping him inside.
He scrambles his way out a window and brings his fingers to his mouth, whistling as loud as he can.
But Toge doesn’t come. She can’t hear him in the storm.
I could die here.
The realization sends chills down his spine.
He’s been confronted by his own mortality plenty of times in his life. It’d be a surprise to hear someone hasn’t, really, in a world as dangerous, as cruel as this one. Wild Pokémon attacks that aren’t immediately deadly can still be incredibly dangerous later, after all, and there’s a myriad of other dangers in this world.
Volo happens to be particularly good at getting himself into bad situations, and fate has always seemed to be especially cruel to him. He’s faced death plenty of times.
But it’s never felt so close.
He could run from murderers and wild Pokémon. He managed to strike a deal with Giratina when they met, he learned everything he could forage so he would never starve, he had even escaped the wrath of a particularly powerful zoroark, which is an impressive feat, considering the fact that even the normal zoro put plenty of people on the death toll.
But he can’t run from this. Not when he can’t breathe and the ground itself doesn’t seem to work as it should, flickering in and out of existence at the drop of a hat.
He curses himself for his stupidity as a terrified steelix shrieks, a sound like boulders tumbling down a mountain. It’s moving too quickly to see where it’s going, barreling straight towards Volo.
He just manages to dodge out of the way, ducking and rolling behind a tree- but an electric attack hits him, and he shrieks as his whole body jolts from it, falling to his knees.
It’s hard to move, he’s shaking, his muscles are spasming.
He can’t run.
Paralyzed.
I’m going to die here.
Something falls into his hands, a strange device. Some sort of bracelet, with a thick, flat face.
It lights up as he touches it.
He frantically presses back against the tree as an alpha raichu steps forward, holding the strange device up.
He’s about to move to throw it in desperation-
And then something he touches on it creates a shield of pink and blue energy, surrounding him just as the raichu tries to hit him with a Thunder.
He can breathe.
Volo scrambles to his feet, catching his breath. “Is this- some sort of shield..?” It moves with him as he walks- no? It’s moving with the device.
He scoops it off the ground, shaking his limbs out to try to get the rest of the electric attack out of his system, and he sprints towards the outside of the distortion, carrying the device with him. The ground materializes beneath his feet, holding steady even as it breaks around him, and he thanks fate for finally giving him something good.
Some attack hits the shield, and he yelps as he’s thrown, but he isn’t hurt by anything except his own bad landing. Scrambling back to his feet, he runs the rest of the way out, jumping through to the outside of the bubble of distorted land just as the timespace storm starts to swirl.
Terrified pokemon shriek as they’re swept into it. Volo nearly throws up as he sees human remains inside, swirling with the rest.
And, in a flash, all of it is gone, leaving no sign of what just happened but specks of shimmering pink dust, floating softly to the ground.
He’s in a cold sweat, shaking as he stares at where he was almost swept away. The trio would RUN INTO these. For FUN, to collect the things inside.
What the HELL is wrong with them!?
He takes a few shaky breaths, collapsing to his hands and knees. The device makes a clicking sound as it wraps around his hand, but he pays it no mind for now.
Okay.
Okay, I’m okay. I’m alive. I’m okay.
..I have nobody to blame for that except myself. I shouldn’t have stayed when the storm started to gather. And for what, a few handfuls more of berries? That wasn’t worth the risk!
He stares at the strange device, which has moved to his wrist. There’s numbers on the front, though he’s not sure what they’re for.
It’s a miracle I made it out. And it’s because of this wondrous device..
It’s locked itself around his wrist somehow. He can’t see the locking mechanism- it looks like a clean band, aside from the face. The only sign as to its origin is some strange lettering on the side, though he doesn’t really recognize the characters. He knows he’s seen them somewhere before, though.
With some experimentation, he figures out he can move the device up and down his arm, but he can’t take it off. It’s comfortable no matter where it is, fitting perfectly to his skin, but it won’t go over his hand, despite obviously having the capability of doing so.
Fascinating..
Okay, he’ll deal with that later. He stands, making his way back to the little camp he’s set up.
He’s still feeling a little stiff with the after effects of a fairly mild electric attack paralysis, but he’s not too hurt- he must’ve not been hit too bad, thankfully.
Volo sits at camp, dumping out his bag and counting the supplies he’s managed to gather.
If he finds a way to preserve the food, what he has gathered today will be enough for a few days. So the progress towards what he and his Pokémon need to survive the winter is slow, but it is progressing.
The extra berries he grabbed are enough for two extra meals for Toge, so there’s that, at least.
Was it worth the risk? No, not in the slightest. Not when he can easily gather that safely.
But does it make him feel a little better about it?
Absolutely.
He looks up as a shadow falls over him, quickly moving to catch Toge as she flies into his chest. “Hey!”
She squeaks happily, shaking her bag- and that’s the sound of a bunch of apricorns. He can also see the leaves of a few different edible plants and medicinal herbs sticking out.
Volo smiles, cuddling her close. “Thank you, sweetheart,” he murmurs, burying his face in her feathers with a quiet sigh. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”
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PARADOX DETECTED
A young woman leans over to look at the alert, brushing curly red hair out of her eyes. “Oh! Well, that explains where he got his watch.. That is a dangerous paradox, wow. Very lucky it didn’t break anything. Dialga must have helped..” She sighs, tapping a few buttons on her watch and sending a quick message to Management. “..Dragons. I need to figure out how Eclipse got it off so I can update the security systems.. What a bother.”
#whumprilday5#whumpril2024#Whumpril#🌻Volo#distortions should’ve been scarier#like. I understand pla isn’t a horror game BUT#there’s so many things in it with the capability to be Absolutely Horrifying#Hisuian zoro. various ghost types actually (Pokémon in general).#the distortions are just the start#honestly if they had the time I wonder if gamefreak would’ve made more to them than just purple bubbles filled with strong Pokémon and item#maybe they wouldn’t have. but a guy can dream#anyway I am. Struggling how tf does electric type paralysis work#my explanation in my head is the electricity magically sticks around for a lil bit#and it keeps the paralyzed one still#stun spore is of course a poison and not electricity#but for electricity paralysis stuff to not be permanent you’ve gotta fudge things a little I think#pokémon whump#is surprisingly difficult bc there’s so many weird logistics things that you can’t just search up#bc pokemon ARENT REAL :((((#god. I wish I had a sylveon#I feel like a sylveon would be a pretty good starter pokemon#I mean they’re just a dog.. cat.. fox.. thing and they love you#ANYWAY enough rambling from me! hope y’all enjoy#oh yeah also#⌚️Melissa
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